words in movies
Ross: Were still married! Dont tell Rachel. See you later. (He gets up leaving Phoebe in shock.)
Chandler: No. When it comes to sweets, hes surprisingly strict.
Chandler: No, no, I keep trying, yknow? I can get out, "Joey, I have too " but then I lose my nerve and I always finish with, " go to the bathroom." He may think Im sick.
Joey: (To Chandler) Hey man, you feeling any better? (Chandler answers him with some guttural sounds that only he can make and that no human can transcribe.)
Joey: (To Monica) Okay! Look-look-look, uh, if youre gonna be moving in with him I feel its my responsibility to tell you the truth about him! Okay? Hes a terrible roommate! Terrible! He uh, forgets to umm Oh-oh he always, he always ummOh, who am I kidding! Hes the best roommate ever! (Hugs Chandler.)
Monica: Yeah, hes gonna work on that.
Stephanie: Well the divorces dont bother me, Id date him. But, not while hes still married.
Meg: Well, I dont care about the divorces either, but I wouldnt date him. Its just that hes obviously still in love with this Rachel girl.
Phoebe: (leaning to him) She said, "Hes obviously still in love with this Rachel girl." (He glares at her.)
Phoebe: Yes, and now hes using this three divorces reason because he wants to stay married to her because he loves her. I must say, "Well done!" Bravo Meg.
Chandler: Okay. (She grabs a tin of freshly baked cookies) Oh yes. (He reaches for one.)
Monica: I mean, all Im asking for is just a little emotion! Is that too much to ask after six years?! I mean what? Are-are-are Rachel and I not as close as you guys?! I mean do we not have as much fun?! Dont I deserve a few tears?!! I mean we-we told Joey, he cried his eyes out!
Ross: I do not have feelings for Rachel! Okay?! (He goes into her apartment.)
Ross: Oh myCome here! Come here! (He hugs her.) Its okay. Everythings gonna be okay.
Pete: Well... (he holds up a gift he brought her)
Monica: Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?
Monica: No, umm, he met some girl at the coffee house.
Rachel: Yeah, but Mon thats totally different. He was youre health teacher.
MONICA: I can't believe he has a new roommate. Who is this guy?
Rachel: Well, we have gotta find out if hes alive.
Monica: Oh my God! Hes gonna rat me out!
Chandler: No, no, the actual cartoon character. Of course the balloon. It's all over the news. Right before he reached Macy's, he broke free and was spotted flying over Washington Square Park. I'm goin' to the roof, who's with me?
Tour Guide: Maybe its crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, but you not in a perfect world, you in a museum now. See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now (Turns around) Peter! Hey, Peter! Its me Rhonda! From PS-129! I shared my puddin which you man! I gave you my Snack Pack! (to Joey) See, he pretend he dont even here me!
Ross: (He checks his watch) Sure. Ill help you.
Joey: Nope-op! I insist! (He hugs Chandler again and whispers to him.) You get the wine right?
Phoebe: Well my guy is spectacular. Okay? Hes a massage client and one time umm, when he was on the table, I looked at it. And I mean all of it.
Rachel: Hes got this thing. And I keep telling him to go to my chiropractor...
Chandler: Thanks. (He takes off the vest and throws it on the floor.)
(He leaves)
Monica: What are you being such a weenie for? So he has a Barbi, big deal. You used to dress up like a woman.
Ross: No, Im good. (He sits down, stunned.)
Kate: And then right, right when the scene ends, he could take her with this raw, animal....
Chandler: (seeing Joey) There he is!
Director: (on phone)...Dammit, hire the girl! (He hangs up the phone.) Okay, everybody ready?
Monica: I know, hes too charming, but if you two start going out, then its just gonna make it so much harder for me to hate him.
Joey: Okay. (he gives her a peck on the cheek)
Kate: By the way, he dumped me tonight after he read my review.
Joey: Well, why dont you tell me what youre supposed to be! Huh? Because I sure as hell cant figure it out! I talk to you and nothin. You look at me, and its nothin. (He kisses her) Nothing.
Monica: All right then. (He leans in to kiss her goodnight, but she quickly kisses him on the cheek and pats his shoulder.) Bye.
Joey: (making like he is yelling up to the second floor) Im coming up!
(He leaves the gang in stunned silence.)
Joey: I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Yknow it wouldnt kill ya to respect your wifes privacy! (He walks away and into his apartment and looks the door.) Stupid closet full of bugs!
Rachel: Why hasnt he called Rachel? Why? Why? I dont understand. Why? He said hell call. Why? Why? Chandler Im telling you she has flipped out, shes gone crazy!
Richard: Now, that can be arranged! (He brings his sword back and drops it, causing it to fly over the wall.) Slippery little bugger!
(He goes over and sits down at the counter, all depressed.)
Joey: Yeah, maybe he just cheated on you.
(He removes the blanket covering the thing.)
Chandler: (to Joey) Well hes probably mad after you called him this morning to borrow his goggles.
MONICA: Ah, and I mean, he's going out with her? He can not persue this.
Ross: Oh sure, "Ross will do it!" Its not like he has a job, or a child, or a life of his own.
(He goes up on stage, mimes like he's giving the speech, and Chandler takes his picture. However, before he gets down everyone starts clinking their glasses for a real speech.)
Ross: (He does so, and finds a half-eaten box of cookies.) Youre good. (Tries a cookie.) These are not.
Phoebe: I dont know, he just started kissing me. Get him! Get him, Vince!
Joey: Or! You can just, yknow (He walks up close to whisper in Rosss ear and when he gets there he pushes Ross into the fridge.)
Monica: He didnt ask me to marry him.
(Sergei says something and leans in to kiss her, but just as hes about to....)
[He distracts her from catching Monica and Monica slams into her, knocking her down. Monica then falls on top of her.]
Phoebe: (to Mischa) Okay, y'know what, you dont have to do that now. (Mischa translates that to Sergei) No-no-no-no!! Not him, you dont! (Mischa tells Sergei he can proceed and steps away) Well the moments over.
Rachel: But Joey, I dont think Ross wants me to move into his apartment and disrupt his life like that. I mean(Ross turns to her with wishful eyes.)Or he does.
Robin: Well y'know, hes got access.
Ross: I guess he musta gotten the part in that play.
CHANDLER: 'Cause he was just so darn cute.
Rachel: I don't know. We were watching TV, and then he pooped in Monica's shoe-
[Scene: Ross walks in the hallway to his apartment and stops in front of his own door. Now he hears two recorders playing a song. When he enters, Sandy and Joey are playing the recorder and Rachel listens.]
Chandler: Okay. (he starts to leave)
Phoebe: Well isnt he your friend? Dont you want him to be happy?
(Chandler screams a little bit, then realises that he can spit out his gag. He does so with a Pouff!)
Lisa: He fell down once! And we re-did it and we went back. And he(laughs)he was afraid he was gonna fall down
(There's the next bell, and the correct answer. The screen changes to "4 to win" and "things that burn". Gene now realizes that he got two correct answers and gets up in his seat.)
Joey: Check it out, hes winning! (to Monica) Petes winning!
CHANDLER: Because he thinks I slept with his ex-girlfriend and killed his fish.
Monica: Im getting married!!!! Im gonna be a bride!!!! (Someone else yells at her.) No, I will not shut up because Im engaged! (He yells again.) Ohh, big talk! Huh, why dont you come over here and say that to me?! Huh, buddy?! Yeah, my fiancee will kick your ass! (Chandler starts to look worried.) Come on, apartment 20! Apartment 20!
Phoebe: Wait, if thats his favourite area, why is he being so mean to it?
Ross: And then, like three days in a row he got to the newspaper before I did, and peed all over the crossword.
Joey: Ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah! (He drapes it around his shoulders.) Enh? All right, what do you think?
Monica: Come on Rach, when a guy says hes going to call, it doesnt mean hes going to call. Hasnt it ever happened to you?
Kate: He happens to be brilliant. Which is more than I can say for that sweater youre dating.
Mike: Well... I'll... just show you what I'm gonna do about it... (he hits David's finger with his finger and they start to finger-fight using their fingers as swords saying all kinds of macho crap)
Chandler: See, I told you they dont swim. (He goes to take it out)
Rachel: I cannot believe you guys! He was really nice and he left because of you!
Monica: Oh well, where is he?!
(He puts his leg up on the table to pass Joey the cookies, and Phoebe sees what the guys are laughing at, and gasps.)
Monica: Hes totally flirting with you too.
ROSS: (putting his arm up with his hand on the door frame.)� Why?� (He starts to lower his arm.)
Chandler: Y'know what? You should go to my guy, because when I went in there with my third nipple. He just lopped it right off. Y'know? So I guess I'm lucky. I mean not as lucky as people who were born with two nipples.
Jasmine: But you should probably talk to my roommate, because I told him and he knows Phoebe too.
[The next flashback is from The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line. He's telling Joey that he kissed Cathy.]
Tommy: Oh! Oh! The usher must be right! What, with all that training they go through! Get out!! (They start to leave.) Here! (He throws him back his ticket.) (to Ross, calmly) Hey man, you want the aisle?
Chandler: (he glares at him for a while) Yes.
Ross: Monica, youre so lucky! Hes like the most popular guy in school!!
Ross: Okay, each team will answer ten questions. The first team that answers the most questions wins. Okay, the categories are, Fears and Pet Peeves, Ancient History, Literature, and Its All Relative. Now, the coin toss to see who goes first. (He flips the coin and they all watch it hit the table and stop. Then they all look up at him, to see who goes first.) Okay, somebody call it this time.
Phoebe: Yeah, but theres a two-year wait. And then what if you get engaged in two years and then you got to wait another two years for this place. Thats four years. Chandlers not gonna wait that long. Hes gonna find somebody else, yknow? Someone, someone who did put their name on the list. (Rachel agrees.)
ROSS: Ok, then you're gonna have to understand that you're with a guy who's not gonna stop planning his future with you because he knows that we're gonna end up together and if that scares you, tough, 'cause you're gonna have to deal with that.
Chandler: Youll have to pardon my roommate, he wanted to marry this.
Monica: He is right, isnt he?
Monica: Were not gonna have sex! Okay, nothings changed here. He still doesnt want children and I still do, so thats why were just gonna be friends.
Chandler: Y'know what, I think this might be one of the times hes wrong.
MR. TREEGER: He musta been sweepin'. They found a broom in his hand.
Monica: Ohh, how is he?
Monica: Isnt he an architect now?
Sandy: That's great! (He gets emotional again and waves his hand in front of his face in a feminine way, like trying to dry his tears) I'm sorry. It's just... such an emotional thing when you're welcomed into a new family...
Doug: So, in conclusion, the lines all go up (points to the chart), so Im happy. Great job team! Tomorrow at 8:30. (They start to leave) Phil! Nice job. (smacks him on the butt) Stevens! Way to go! (smacks him on the butt) Joel-burg, you maniac! I love ya! (smacks him on the butt) (Chandler walks up) Bing! Good job, couldnt have done it without ya. (he shakes his hand)
Joey: (getting out) Awww, man! He promised he wouldnt take the chairs!!
Ross: Thanks for the coffee, or bedankt voor de koffie, Gunter. (He translates that phrase into Dutch.)
Joey: No-no! No! No! You dont tell a Broadway guy that! Now he just thinks Im a soap actor.
Chandler: Oh-no, hes right.
Joey: Oh yeah! Amy just burned Jos manuscript. I dont see how he could ever forgive her.
Rachel: Oh! Good thing Chandlers not here, he always wins at this game.
Joey: Yeah-eh-eah! (Rachel glares at him) Oh-oh, sorry, I-I knew what he meant.
Rachel: Chandler!! (He turns around quickly) Promise me, you will end it.
Joanna: Why?! Why?! He said hed call. Why hasnt he called?
Joey: Uhhhh. (Hes not sure)
(They all cheer and Rachel, Ross and Phoebe join in for a group hug. Joey also joins, but he stands back a bit, because he is all sticky of the food on him)
Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?