words in movies
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, Chandler slowly closes the door, and we hear Rachel from the living room.]
Rachel: God! And to have to hear about it from Gunther!!
Rachel: I know. (They hug.) Oh-oh, wait did you hear that-hear that? Listen, Im gettin something from your grandmother, she said that since you get to keep the one bedroom apartment you should give Rachel the purple chair?
Chandler: You were not supposed to hear that! I said that behind you back!
Rachel: Uh-huh. No, I hear what youre saying and-and-and that makes a lot of sense but can I just say one more thing? (Takes out his picture.) Look how pretty!
Ross: (sounds excited) Hi you guys! what's going on, you... you guys wanna hang out...or...? (Looks around the room nervously) do you...do you guys hear a buzzing?
Phoebe: Yeah, oh Im sorry, it must be really hard to hear! I tell ya, its a lot easier having three babies play Bringing in the Noise, Bringing in da Funk on your bladder! Im so sick of being pregnant! The only happiness I get is from a cup of coffee, which of course is decaf, causeOh! Im pregnant!
(Onstage theres a knock on the door and Kathy opens it. We dont see whats going on, only hear it.)
Joey: Almost cried huh? Hear that Chandler? Almost cried!
Monica: Oh please! (To Chandler) Did you hear that? Little drops of heaven.
Phoebe: No, I do not hear that.
MONICA: I'm dicing, I'm dicing, I don't hear anything.
Joey: Ohh, then no. Maybe I should hear those specials again.
RICHARD: Hear that? She likes me best, and apparently there've been a lot.
Chandler: Well, close to (Notices Rachel leaning in to hear and decides to write it on a piece of paper and hand it to Monica as Phoebe averts her eyes.)
Ross: Dad, dad I dont want to hear about it.
Monica: It's not just the drum noise. Every five minutes, Joey throws his sticks in the air, and I have to hear, "Oh my eye! Oh god, my eye!" I mean, it is so annoying.
(We hear some fumbling at the door, then silence.)
Chandler: Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking!
PHOE: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone. Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
Mr. Geller: (overacting) Thats a good one! Do you hear that Ross? Three days!
(We can hear the dog whining at a high pitch.)
Joey: (quickly) I dont know. Why? Did you hear something?
Director: Alright were back! Ten seconds left here we go! Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! (He continues to count as we hear Joey think)
Chandler: Well, stuff like where we'd live, y'know? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Y'know, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, we'd have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.
The Director: Oh thats great! Okay, well Ive heard everything I need to hear. I just need to uh, Leslie
Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you hear, let us take off your coats!
Janine: (muttering to herself) Or Ill hear you.
Chandler: Oh yes, somebody just said, "Can you hear anything?"
Ross: Hi. I-I hear youre going on a ferry tonight.
Chandler: (smiling) Hey, I hear what your saying, okay? And, thanks for the warning.
PHOEBE: [cutting Mrs. Greene off] Ha-ha, that's great, ha-ha. I can't wait to hear the rest of it, ya know, but I really have to go to the bathroom so... Hey, come with me. Yeah, yeah, it'll be like we're gal pals, ya know, like at a restraunt. Oh, it'll be fun, c'mon. [they go in the bathroom]
Monica: No! (Pause) Are you doing it?! I dont hear anything! Come on!
Mr. Franklin: Okay, I hear you loud and clear. Bob will stay put.
Joey: Anyway, I started working on what Im going to say for the ceremony, do you wanna hear it?
[Scene: Outside of Elizabeths dormitory, Ross is exiting after breaking up with her and we can hear his thoughts.]
Janice: Okay, Im going to need a comforter, but did you have a hypoallergenic one because otherwise I get very nasal. (Makes some weird sound) Do you have a cat? Cause its already happening. (Makes a nasal sound) Do you hear that? (She keeps making the nasal sound.)
PHOEBE: I sound amazing. I, I, I've never heard myself sing before. I mean, except in my own head. Oh, this is so cool, now I can hear what you hear.
Alice: Phoebes right Frank. I know its hard to hear, but it wouldve been wrong to go through with it. I-I-I was being selfish, even though we, we want the same things now, in the future we may not. (to Phoebe) Is that it, is that what it is?
Woman: Sorry. We didnt hear you; were on our honeymoon.
Joey: Okay. Now youre gonna want to have sex with me when you hear it, but you have to remember it is just the story.
Monica: Did you not hear where my head was? Come on! Come on were a team! Were in this together!
(The ball rolls into one of the goals, and Chandler and Joey listen in horror as the ball makes its way inside the table. Finally, they can hear the birds again.)
Chandler: Well, I'll stay, but only because I wanna hear about Hanukkah. Ben, will you sit here with Santa and learn about Hanukkah?
Ross: Yes it is too slutty! (Joey slams the door before Rachel could hear the entire sentence.)
Chandler: Steps! (He opens the door to his apartment to Ross and Joey looking at the new Playboy) Slut! (Ross and Joey quickly hide the Playboy behind their backs. Chandler wonders into the girls apartment.) You will all be very happy to hear that Kathy is sleeping with that guy!
Rachel: Return them?! Shh! Theyre gonna hear you!
Ross: Wait a minute, you guys. Oh, I wanna ask you something. I-I I may get to speak at this paleontology convention and if I do, I'd love for you guys to come and hear me.
Man: So we never got to hear about your wedding!
Rachel: Oh you really, you really just dont want to hear about it.
Phoebe: Oh, Im sorry. I didnt hear you over all the winning.
Monica: Well thats a little crazy. Although I am yknow glad to hear that youre branching out on what you look at on the Internet.
Gavin: You hear a key in the hole and you jump like a young bronco coming out of a chute for the first time. I used to be arodeo clown.
Ross: That depends, how much did you hear?
Rachel: Shhh! I want to hear the rest!
Joey: Oh? Oh! Okay! Okay! Lets hear their plan! Now, whats the future look like for Dina and Bobby?
Dr. Stryker Remoray: Good morning. (He walks over to the bed, leans down, and whispers to him.) Drake, its your brother Stryker. Can you hear me?
Monica: (To Joey) Okay, did you hear that?
Mr. Geller: I just wish Nana were alive to hear Rosss toast.
Aunt Iris: No! That's bluffing. Lesson number one. (walks into kitchen) Let me tell you something... everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap. (to Phoebe): Nice earrings.
Phoebe: She cant hear you.
Ross: (he makes some really weird noise hear that sounds kind of like )Ayyyayyyy!
Mrs. Geller: Just hear me out!
The Interviewer: (To Joey) Yknow I think its great you wanted to meet here. Yknow when most people hear the magazine is paying for it they want to go to a big fancy restaurant.
Chandler: Weirdest thing. Did I hear(A nurse opens the privacy screen and Chandler sees Janice)Mother of God its true!
(Suddenly they hear Janice laughing, and it ruins the moment.)
(We hear Tag scream out in the hallway and jump into view of the open door on the scooter. He gives a hearty thumbs up to the group and rides off, with Joey following breathlessly behind.)
Monica: Okay. Could the waiters gather around to hear tonights specials? Okay, first there is a Chilean Sea Bass prepared with a Mango relish on a bagWhy is nobody writing these down?
Monica: (on phone) Michelle, I only beeped in so I could hear my message. I mean that's allowed. Yeah-huh! I mean look, yeah, you know what I would really appreciate it if you didn't tell your Dad about. What do you mean, you're not comfortable with this? Come on we're friends!! (Michelle hangs up) That bitch always hated me. I'm calling her back.
Rachel: I can't... I can't hear it again.
Rachel: Oooh... ***I really can't hear what she says*** come here.
CHANDLER: It's Joey.� (He answers it, holding it out so that Monica can hear too.)� Hey Joe.
Monica: Can you hear me say "You're grounded"?
Chandler: Okay, hear me out. Okay? You give the best bad massages. If anybody was looking for the best bad massage and they were thinking to themselves, "Who's the best of that?" They'd have to go to you.
CHANDLER: (softly) Can you . . . hear him . . . now?
Rachel: (on phone) Daddy... Daddy... Daddy, why whyyy would I sleep with Billy Dreskin? His father tried to put you out of business! (Rachel turns to Monica, clasping the receiver to her bosom so Dr.Green can't hear, while mouthing "You are...") ...dead!
(At this point a stream of obscenities burst forth from Phoebes mouth just in time for Ben and Ross to enter and hear most of it, and in slow motion Ross tries to shield his innocent son from Phoebes vulgarity.)
Monica: Hey-hey-hey. You wanna hear something that sucks.
Monica: Daddy! I dont think we need to hear about the specific positions you and mom had sex.
Monica: Good? Didn�t you hear them...I was great! Thank you so much for making me do this. That�s is the best gift ever.
Joey: Ooh...I hear that's bad.
Joey (gives a thumbs up sign): Okay, okay. Wait till you hear who I got for Ross.
Ross: No, I'm sorry. Look I don't think that's what you wanna hear right now but I can't help it. I love marriage.
Monica: I hear wedding bells.
Monica: Didn't you hear that speech? If you don't kiss him then I will!
RACHEL: Well, you have been in our lives for nearly two months now and we don't really know you. I mean, who is Julie? I mean, what do you like, what don't you like? We wanna hear everything.
Monica: You didn't hear the speech!
Ross: Did you hear that? Kori Weston had a crush on me!!
Rachel: All right, believe me.If you win the lottery, it's the last you're gonna hear from us!
Joey: Woah, uh! Okay, let's hear your great idea.
Mike: Yeah, I understand, but before you do, she really needs to hear this.
Phoebe: Well, maybe she didn't hear! Ok I'm gonna go into that dressing room, you stay in here and I'll talk and see if you can hear me.
Monica: So, did I hear Poconos?
Monica: Wait a minute, I think Phoebe's right. You know I hear someone else in there with him.
Monica: I think I hear curtains closing...
Phoebe: I think David would probably wanna hear a few lectures.
Phoebe: Yeah. I actually am, yeah. Y'know life-lifes gonna had you all kinds of stuff, y'know you learn your little lessons and hopefully you grow. Wanna hear a new song?
Bill: What? Where did you hear that?
Rachel: I know Mona, just hear me out. First of all, Im so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own. Youre gonna have to tell me how you did that.
Chandler: You hear that! That is her chose, mister Ill let you have her! I win! You suck! I rule all! A mini-wave in celebration of me!! (does the wave.)
(They hear Monica trying to unlock the door. So Phoebe quickly pushes his head down onto the table to make it look like the turkey is just sitting on a platter and not stuck on Joey's head.)
Rachel: Well sure, if you say youre gonna take care of everything I have no reason to doubt you. Give me those forms! (Grabs them from him.) All right, now Im gonna do this my way and I dont want to hear a peep out of you!