words in movies
Phoebe: (in a French accent) Uh, excuse me. Uh, I am Reginé Philange. I was passing by when I heard this man speaking the regional dialect of my French town of Estée Lauder.
Chandler: Oh, I dont think I ever heard that story.
Ross: I just wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else and I hope this isn't too weird, but uh, I had uh, a thing with Janice. (He laughs, his real laugh this time.) What you're-you're not mad?
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
Monica: Say it louder, I dont think the guy all the way in the back heard you!
Monica: Ross! That is so sweet of you to get Phoebe that bike! When I heard the story, I almost cried.
Rachel: Well then I demand a recount! (Hmm, I wonder where Ive heard that before.)
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well Richard raved about the food at his party, of course you were sleeping with him. Then I heard the food at that lesbian wedding was very nice, I assume you werent sleeping with anybody there. Though, at least that would be something. (Leaves)
Phoebe: You heard her too?! You have the gift!
Rachel: Because I think I just heard her moving around in there.
Phoebe: ...sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle;and away they all flew like the down of a thistle; but I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight!"
Ross: Come on thats not fair! I mean you havent even heard me play!
Chandler: We have heard you play.
The Director: Oh thats great! Okay, well Ive heard everything I need to hear. I just need to uh, Leslie
Chandler: We heard you play all the way from your apartment!
Cassie: I thought I heard voices. You must be Chandler.
Helena: No-no I heard! Im just sorry.
Ross: I heard it. I heard it.
Emily: I wish I could know if youd heard any of that. I suppose Ive either just told you I love you or given my neighbours a good laugh. Mrs. Newman if youre listening, bugger off this in none of your business. I suppose theres not much chance you did heard that, and theres the call waiting so, I should go. Oh well. (Answers the call waiting.) Hello.
(They reach the desk. The bored nurse thinks she's heard it all before.)
Chandler: Yeah, I heard you and Rachel talking.
Conan: I-I heard some of you guys talking about this earlier, but sometimes theres just a word that someone has to say that youll get hung up on. And itll justthe way you say the word is funny to everybody else.
Joey: All right look man, I didnt want to bring this up, but Chandler, is the stupidest name I ever heard in my life! Its not even a name; its barely even a word. Okay? Its kinda like chandelier, but its not! All right? Its a stupid, stupid non-name!
Joey: No, I-I just heard lunch. But yeah, I can go. Sure! (They all exit.)
PHOEBE: I sound amazing. I, I, I've never heard myself sing before. I mean, except in my own head. Oh, this is so cool, now I can hear what you hear.
Melissa: So last I heard you were gonna get married. (Grabs Rachels hand and notices that she doesnt have a ring on it.) (Sadly) Oh poor Ray-ray.
Rachel: I heard it from my friend Irene who heard it from some guy!
Joey: Well my old man is doing a plumbing job down there and he heard they have an opening. So, you want me to see if I can get you an interview?
Monica: Everyone at our school heard it!
Ross: Look, this is just a little too familiar, okay? For like, for like six months before Carol and I spilt up, all I heard was: "My friend Susan is so smart. My friend Susan is so funny. My friend Susan is so great."
Ross: No! I talked to Joey on the set, he hasnt heard from him. I-I-I talked to Chandlers parents again!
Rachel: What?! You heard that?! (Goes and stands behind Joey.)
JOEY: I heard him again!
Chandler: You wanna talk about people's feelings? You should have heard how hurt professor Stern was yesterday when I told him I wouldn't be able to go with him to Key West!
Ross: Listen, I um I heard about the engagement.
Russell: Yes, this Russell, Rosss divorce lawyer, just tell him that since I havent heard from him, I assume hes decided to give the marriage a try.
Ross: Hey, yknow what and if youre looking for a place? I just heard in the elevator this morning that a woman in my building died.
JOEY: Oh, I thought I heard a man's voice before.
JOEY: (outside the apartment door) I just heard him!
"Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap. Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap. Said all you need is to write them a song. Now, you haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along. No, don't sing along.
Rachel: That was you?! We heard about you in Junior High! Did you really just shake your fist in the air and shout, "I will be revenged?!"
Rachel: Please. I haven't heard from her in seven months, and now she calls me? I mean, what else is it about? Oh! She was my best friend, you guys! We went to camp together... she taught me how to kiss..
Monica: What have you heard me sing?
Gavin: I heard you were sick...
Ross: Ok, I've heard myself on tape and I sound nothing like that.
Joey: Well, I heard Emma stirring, so I came to make sure she could reach Hugsy.
Manny: I've heard the speech: (in a mocking voice) "if he knew it was gonna be the last time he saw her... "
Rachel: Oh, no, no! I heard you before, that is so not what this is!
Monica: Oh really, you want to talk about quality? Have you heard of a key? It's what some people sing in.
Phoebe: You know, it's so surprising that you and Joey have known each other for so long and I've never heard about you.
Rachel: Alright! Let's just do it. Let's just go over there and see if she heard.
Rachel: Oh, God, do you think she heard? It would be so bad if she heard!
Rachel: Ok well, I heard that! Which means that she heard it too!
Zack: Ok. I heard a joke today. It's pretty funny...
Charlie: (smiling) Rachel... I heard you guys whispering.
Rachel: Oh God. You did. You heard. Ok, listen, let me explain.
Charlie: No! There's nothing to explain. I heard you. Phoebe likes Joey.
Rachel: Yeah, I-I heard. (Pause, everyone looks at each other, waiting for Rachels reaction.) I think its great! (Hugs Ross.) Ohh, Im so happy for you!
Benjamin: Oh, well, likewise. Actually, not likewise. I've never heard of you until this morning, but, it's nice to be nice!
Steve: Chandler, hi! I'm sure you've heard we filled the three positions. We just felt that with your maturity and experience, you wouldn't be happy being someone's assistant.
(Phoebe has heard them arguing and comes down the hall, taking them into a broom closet.)
Rachel: I know Mona, just hear me out. First of all, Im so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own. Youre gonna have to tell me how you did that.
Rachel: Oh hey Ross... Listen, I heard about you and Charlie. I'm really sorry.
Ross: (annoyed) um... I've never heard of a "Boscodictiasaur".
Chandler: Yeah it is really pricey. I mean, I freaked when I first heard the numbers.
Rachel: You heard them say that?
Monica: Yeah, but we haven't heard a thing from the adoption agency and it has been weeks!
Rachel: Ohh! Lucky me! Oh my God! That is good news, Ross! I think that's the best news I've heard since Le Poo died!
Man: Hey Rach, I just heard. I'm so sorry.
Ross: I know, I know! When I was here for Holidays on Ice (Joey looks around worried hoping no one heard that) I was sitting so far away Michelle Kwan couldn't read my banner!
Paul: Let me just see if I got this straight. I tell you to stay away from my daughter or Ill have you fired. What you heard was, "Take my daughter, come up to my country house, and ruin my weekend with Rachel!"
Emily: And that big bloke with the beard, he has got a trick hip. Yeah. And uh, and David over there, I heard he doesnt wear a cup.
Rachel: Oh my God! That's the creepiest thing I've ever heard!
CHANDLER: Don't you think it's better for him to think that you're cheating on me, than for him to think that I'm cheating on him?� (Monica tips her head slightly as if asking "Did you hear yourself?")� I heard it.
Chandler: Little baby girl Chandler, where I have heard that before? Oh right, Coach Ruben. (Tries to get her to drink a little more from the bottle when he suddenly smells something. Its times like these Im glad Smell-O-Vision hasnt been invented.) Do you know what Pheebs? When youre done over there, we kinda have a situation over here too. (Phoebe is changing hers.)
Mike: I heard that weddings are like a 40 billion dollar a year industry.
Ross: And I'm fine never having heard it... (Rachel looks at Ross in a "why do you say that" manner) Rach, can I... can I see you for a sec?
Joey: (to Chandler) Heard about the leg burnin huh?
Phoebe: Oh Joey, weve heard the specials three times! Okay? Theres prime rib, mahi mahi, and a very special lobster ravioli. (She grabs his menu and hands it to the waiter.)
{Transcibers note: In case you havent heard, Courteney Cox got married to David Arquette during hiatus and changed her name to Courteney Cox Arquette. But David was a busy boy during the off season for not only did he marry but everyone else as well. For theyre all listed as Jennifer Aniston Arquette, Lisa Kudrow Arquette, in an interesting twist Matt LeBlanc Arquette, Matthew Perry Arquette, David Schwimmer Arquette, and even the creators of the show are now David Crane Arquette and Marta Kauffman Arquette. I just wonder what the new sleeping arrangements are }
Chandler: (notices something) Oh my God, the air purifier! Ross's air purifier! All I heard through 4 years of college was (makes a humming noise.)
Ross: No, youve heard my practice. Okay? Just-just give me a chance to perform for you and then decide whatever you want. And Im not going to tell you what song Im gonna play either. But uh, lets just say when its over Ill bet there will be a we bit o celebration.
Rachel: Yeah I know. She ran into him at my office and they just made out. And the craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because I told her about it and she said it was the best gossip shed heard all year.
Trudie Styler: Im told there are two sides to this story, but all Ive heard is that Bens a bit of a poo-poo head.
Monica: The woman from the museum called and said that there was a cancellation and that we could move up our wedding and Chandler heard! (Phoebe gasps.) I know! How bad is this?!
PHOEBE: (singing) I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song. Stop me if you've heard it. My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet, and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget.
Phoebe: No, I just heard when people live together, they split the cost of stamps. Don't they?
(Thudding sounds can be heard from the bedroom.)
Chandler: I think we have some time. Have you ever heard him talk? (doing David) "Uh, Phoebe, uh, I would be honoured, uh..." Spit it out, David!
Ross: I-I heard about Mrs. Verhoeven passing away and Im so sorry for your loss.
Joey: (following him) But you haven't even heard the chorus!
Phoebe: Okay. There may be a way that we can get the other ring back. Cause I heard the guy tell the jeweler where he was going to propose. So maybe we can get him to trade rings or something.
Tom: Oh, actually I barely knew him. Yeah, I came because I heard Chandler's news. D'you know if he's seeing anyone?
Ross: Science. Yeah, I think I've heard of that. (everyone's interest is piqued, they all look over)
Chandler: He could be alone. This morning I heard him do push-ups, and then talk to his triceps.
Rachel: (groans) Oh God. Oh I cant believe Joey Tribbiani heard me throw up!
RUSS: I guess you guys heard, Rachel dumped me.
MONICA: Aren't you afraid that Joey's going to figure all of this out?� (pause)� I heard it.
(Sound of dialing numbers is heard from the speaker of the machine)
Rachel: No, of course, of course Ive heard of them! Ross, what did you get?
Joey: Ahhh! I heard "I do", were halfway there! Okay! (To Bobby) You!