words in movies
Frank: Oh, I knew youd be so cool about this. All right, ah, hey, do you want to meet her?
Frank: (entering with his fianc�e Alice, who is obviously much, much older than he is) Hey! Hey! This is ah, my fianc�e, Mrs. Knight. (he points out Phoebe to her)
Frank: Well um, I was in ah Mrs. Knights ah, I mean Alice, sorry, Alice, I always do that. I was in her ah, Home Ec class.
Pete: Hmm, come on, you just said to her that you .
Rachel: (laughs) Well, I mean, are you sure you want to go out with her? I mean that aint a pretty picture in the morning, yknow what I mean. That wig all in disarray, and boobs flung over the night stand, y'know.
Phoebe: No, I know, I know, that this is Franks life, (walks behind them, they turn around in the leather chairs to face her) y'know. Y'know, I dont want to be all judgmental, y'know, but this is sick, its sick and wrong!
Phoebe: But, I mean, do you think hes gonna enjoy it when hes up to his elbows in the diapers from all the babies they have to have right away?! This is not fair to Frank, (she walks behind them again, and hey again turn to follow her) and it-its not fair to the babies, and y'know what, its not good home economics.
Ross and Joey: No-no-no-no-no. (They start to turn away, but Phoebe stops them, and turns them back to face her.)
Chandler: (reading the check) Pete Becker. Pete (quickly grabs a magazine and opens it up to show her a picture) (pointing to the picture) Is this him?
Frank: Its so cool man, its so, its just cause being with her is so much better than like not being with her.
Pete: Uh, absolutely, yeah, sEnd her in. (Monica enters) Hi.
Phoebe: Umm, well I, I kinda had a little chat with Alice, and I sort of made her see why you two shouldnt be together, y'know. And youre gonna see it to, one day, you really, really will.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date. The guys are also there. The door buzzes.]
Phoebe: Thats right, exactly. (sees them) All right, its a good bye kiss, thats good. (Frank picks Alice up and they move to the couch) Bye-bye. (They both lie down on the couch and start to make out.) Okay, no, the important thing is that you see what Im saying, y'know, just y'know, this is clearly wrong. (They ignore her) Okay, Ive decided Im gonna let this happen! Okay, can I just get my purse? (She reaches in and Alice moans) Okay, all right, good. (leaves).
Ross: You want me to call her right now?
Phoebe: Oh my God!! (She runs after him, but sets of the security system, which locks the stores door and brings down a set of bars behind her, caging her in.) No! What?! Help me! Let me out! Now! (Points the musket at them.)
Phoebe: Eh, better her than me! Hey, lets bake cookies!
Phoebe: Yeah, think so. Oh! (She notices the tranquiliser dart has hit her in the butt and removes it) Huh. (Sways back) Whoah.
The Fan: Oh yeah! Ive seen all her movies.
Monica: Yeah, me too! (Runs and grabs her 3-ring binder of ideas.)
Chandler: Her ankle is what youre watching?
Monica: Hold on a second! What is that on her ankle?
Chandler: Shes just doing her job!
Joey: Ugh, I cannot wait to ask her out!
Ross: Of course, what happened? (Lets her in.)
Monica: Oh, Phoebe, she couldn't stop crying! With those thick glasses, her tears looked giant.
Ross: I hate Chandler, the bastard ruined my life. (Rachel starts looking around and down, with a 'What the hell is going on?' look on her face.)
Rachel: Well, is Ross home? Maybe Ill just call him to see if hes actually seen her.
(Someone calls out from her apartment.)
Phoebe: (walking back in with her hand over her eyes.) Umm, wheres my purse?
Phoebe: Look, Im talking right now! Youreyou mean her.
Monica: (to Phoebe) Here you go. You can wear this. (hands her a sweater)
Ross: Look, I uh, I tried not to kiss her, okay?
Ross: Youre welcome. (Gently kicks her back.)
Joey: No-no, stay right there. (Monica stops and Joey flips her a pancake, which flies over her head and lands in the living room.) Gettin closer.
Joey: Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! Youre so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, cause you guys are perfect for each other. Yknow, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just it-it fits. Yknow? And you just know its gonna last forever.
Ross: Good-good, Im-Im married. (Shows her his ring.)
Monica's Boyfriend: (kisses her) Okay.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Phoebe ready for her date.]
Ross: And thats Phoebe over there! (Points to her.)
Chandler: (smiling) If we keep talking this way, aren't we gonna freak her out soon?
Rachel: I am jealous of her?! I mean who does she think she is?! Princess Caroline?!
(Nina beams flirtatiously at Chandler, who catches her drift, but for once hes lost for something to say – so she nods her head to tell him that hes thinking correctly...)
Ross: Okay. (He leans in to kiss her again, but she leans back preventing him from making contact.) Wow, its-its 5:30 in the morning. (Rachel laughs) So, Id better get cracking on this baby.
(He does a kara-tay move to silence her, then answers the phone.)
Monica: Wow! A star! (The class glares at her.) I know you all hate me and-and Im sorry, but I dont care.
Chandler: (To Ross) But I think we should tell her.
Chandler: No, the doctors say it may kill her.
Monica: (handing her a cup) Here you go sweetie.
Rachel: Oh, I probably shouldntso I will! (Joey starts making her refill and Rachel notices that rain thing Joey has.) Oh! Wow! Its like its raining!
Phoebe: Yknow, I bet it would actually make my grandmother very happy to know that were trying to figure out her recipe. I bet shes l-l-lookin up at us and smiling right now.
[Scene: Phoebes hospital room, Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe.]
(She goes out into the hall and when shes there and the door is closed; she rips off her robe to reveal her work clothes.)
[Cut back to her room, Joey and Ross are sitting there waiting for her.]
Ross: Oh, is it? Is it? Look, when Monica and I were kids, we had a dog named Rover. And, uh, one day, my dad decides, he doesn't like dogs. So Monica and her friend Phyllis take away the dog. And that was the last time we ever saw him. Don't you see? This is just like that. Only with a few details changed.
Jack: (approaches her) Phoebe, listen
Jack: Take it easy. (Sits her down.)
Monica: All right, big brother. (holds up two erm revealing articles of clothing) Which of these do you think would make your little sister look hotter, so your best friend would want to do her?
Ross: Look Chandler, Monica is really weird about this kind stuff all right. Believe me, I lived with her for 16 years. She is going to freak out. Oh my God, she's going to sit on you.
Mike: I'll tell her that it's over tonight at dinner. I promise.
Ross: Oh, I am sorry, did you not like her, because I was hoping that we could come to one of your kissing parties onthe balcony.
(Rachel laughs and Ross mocks her.)
Phoebe: What make you think I can?! (Shields her eyes from it.)
Chandler: Okay, look I need your help, I dont know what to get her for Valentines Day.
(Monica gets up and heads for the bathroom, Chandler turns to watch her go and is startled to see Joey sitting in Monicas seat.)
Ross: Oh, why dont you make her one of your little jokes.
Rachel: Oh you know what? When I was a little girl I had a little pink pony named Cotton. Oh I loved her so much, I took her everywhere, I would braid her tail...
Monica: No, Ross, we do not hate Emily. We-we just, we just think that you're having to sacrifice a whole lot to make her happy.
Rachel: Yeah, but that just means that he was falling asleep on top of her instead of me.
Chandler: Wait a minute, I cant give this to her.
Ross: Yeah-uh-huh. Tomorrow night, Valentines Day, the most romantic day of the year. Who knows what could happen? I might not be shutting my drapes to show her my slides, if you know what I mean.
Monica: (to Phoebe) You start working on that list. (She grabs her coat and leaves, too.)
Joey: But hey, listen just so you know, you might have youre work cut out for you. Cause when I talked to her, I kinda got the feeling that shes into some other guy. So
The Instructor: Well, she would take her keys and try to jam them
Chandler: Oh, I dont know man. I havent talked to her in like ten years.
(Joey throws a punch and just lightly taps her on the shoulder, Phoebe counters with a jab to the nose.)
(Rachel dials her number.)
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there. Phoebes cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone.]
Rachel: (on the phone) Monica, Im quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didnt even buy it! (Pause) Im telling you Im quitting! Thats it! Im talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up as her boss, Mr. Waltham, walks in.) Oh! Mr. Waltham, I ah really need to talk to you.
Ross: Yknow what? I-I-I I-I have had enough of this! Yknow, I-I-I care a great deal about your daughter and I have treated her with nothing but respect! So if-if youve got a problem with me, frankly
The Museum Official: (on phone) Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. Im calling for Monica Geller. I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if shes still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available (Chandler runs to answer the phone.)
Ross: Sure! Here. (Hands her his keys.)
Ross: (exiting the bathroom) That-that-thats all right, no honey, you take your time sweetie. Ill be right out here. (She slams the door in his face, to the gang) Shes just fixing her makeup.
Phoebe: (stopping her) No Rachel! They got here first!
All: Oh! (They stop hugging her to let her out and resume the hug without her.)
[Rachel, seeing what he did for her, gets up, walks across the room, and kisses Ross]
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Rachel is now three sheets to the wind and Joey is watching her.]
Carol: (running over and grabbing the phone away from Ross) (on phone) Phoebe, hang on a second. (Hands Ross her keys) Here, take my car, go pick up your friends.
Monica: What?! Youre going out with her again!
Monica: Joey! You didnt even know her!
[Scene: Hotel Monica, Phoebe is on the bed playing her guitar as Monica enters.]
(Monica gets behind him and in combination with his sliding the chair forward and her pushing with her leg manages to get up to the table.)
Monica: What is wrong with this freezer?! (She jabs her arm into the freezer and a piece of ice flies into her eye.) Ow! Ow!!
Joey: Hey, here you go. (Hands her another one.)
Ross: (recognizing her) Oh my God! Rachel Green?
(Rachel enters from her new room.)
Chandler: So you kissed her, so what happened after that?
Ross: No, Rachel got pulled over for speeding. She forgot her licence so now I have to bring it to her.
Rachel: Oo! Whens her birthday?!
Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, whoa. Do you ah, want to get her something speacial, get her flowers, get her candy, get her gum, girls love gum.
Ross: Hi! (Rushes over to shake her hand instantly.)
Chandler: Oh, tell her good luck with that.
Chandler: All right, now look at her and tell me she doesnt look exactly like her sister.
Phoebe: Okay, I just thought of the perfect guy for Rachel to take to her thing.
[Rachel is in the kitchen fiddling with her English truffle. Joey and Ross, anxious to leave and go to Janines party, are egging her on to hurry up.]
Ross: No. No. Nothing happened. I shut the drapes to uh, show her slides of my favorite fossils.
Chandler: Just tell her the truth! Tell her youre not ready.
Chandler: Then you distract her with a Barbie doll.
Ross: You dont understand! Elizabeth was about to ask me to go on a trip with her! Is that taking it slow?! No, Im not ready for this! Okay? What-what do I tell her?
CHANDLER: Hey, look, Phoebe I wanted to meet her in person too, okay, but she's married, she has a husband.
Ross: Im gonna call her.
Sebastian: Here you go. (Hands her, her cup.)
MR. GELLER: Apparently, he told Johnny Shapiro that she's quite a girl. In fact, he told Johnny that he thinks he's falling in love with her.
Chandler: No, it's a book that's just a book, okay? It's an early edition of the Velveteen Rabbit. It was her favorite book as a kid. So, uh, just... let me know if she likes it, okay?