words in movies
Rachel: Oh, what is wrong with me lately? I mean its like every guy I seeI mean look here. (Points behind them) Look at that guy for example, I mean normally thats not someone I would-would be attracted to, but right now, with the way Im feeling, all I want to do is rip off his sweatpants and fanny pack.
Mona: Okay. Okay, heres a good one of us.
Mona: Hey, I went by the photo shop, take a look, here is a mockup of our card. What do you think?
Nurse: Just so you know, Dr. Long cant be here today, she was called to the hospital, so Dr. Schiff will be seeing you.
Dr. Schiff: Im sorry, is there something going on here?
Rachel: I think, if it was a little colder in here I could see your nipples through that sweater.
Doug: Bing my boy, were gonna get you over this. Now heres the plan, grab your coat, were going to a strip club.
Ross: Here we go. Mona umm, I think its time we-we had a conversation about-about where things are with us.
Ross: But thats not enough. So So heres a key to my apartment. (Hands her his key.)
Phoebe: Umm, hes here to have sex with you.
Monica: Come here. I can breath through my mouth.
Ross: So when I came in here to see if you wanted to maybe start things up again, you were engaged to my best friend.
Rachel: Yeah, Im not so sure you should be here when he comes up.
Rachel: No! No! Phoebe, come on! I dont want to switch! Please come on! I can throw wet paper towels here!
The Singing Man: Oh come on! Mornings here! (Starts singing) Mornings here! The morning is here! Sunshine is here!
Rachel: Here you go. (Hands Emma to Phoebe)
Monica: Okay Ill take her, here. (Takes Emma)
Monica: You just stay here! (Dumps a jar of bath salts in the bathtub)
Rachel: Thats your new job, day and night, she starts crying I need you here.
Rachel: Excuse me, can I, can I bum one of those? (He holds up his pack.) Y'know what, actually (She takes the one he's smoking and heads over to where Nancy and Kim are standing and laughing.) Okay, okay, okay, what's so funny over here?
Joey: Uh, well yeah-yeah, I've got all of that going on. Yeah, listen uh, I want you to make sure you tell Chandler that he couldn't have been more wrong! Uh-oh! I gotta go Monica, my uh, my sushi's here!
Joey: Here you are (Hands Rachel a cup of coffee)
Rachel: No-no-dont! Dont leave me here with these people.
Ross: Well, I tell you what. Why dont we uh, why dont we just stay here? Lets not see a movie, well just hang.
Phoebe: Okay, come on Rach its present time! Yknow youre the glue thats holding this whole party together. Its kinda falling apart here.
Rachel: (stopping him) Wh-whoa! All right, okay-okay, I see, I see what's going on here! Now listen, look-look, I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, but I am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead! Now even though I (He tries to interrupt and tell her about the ink), hey-hey-hey, even though I kissed you, that does not give you the right to demand sex from me. I do not want, this job that bad. Good day, sir. (She storms out of his office.)
Monica: Mom and dad just sent me in here to find out if you (points to Chandler) were trying to get Ross stoned!
Ross: Hey! So what's the big news you had us rush all the way over here for?
Phoebe: I'm out of here (She leaves)
Chandler: Okay, I have news. You don't have to move to Tulsa. You can stay here and keep your job.
Mike: There isn't a piano here.
Ross: I know and yet here you are all ready for the next date.
Phoebe: Oh hey Ross oh I'm so glad someone's here could you zip me up?
Rachel: Oh, no problem. You can borrow it, by the way. (Puts her hand in the pocket) Here are your keys, hon. (She takes the keys out, sets them on the counter, and notices she also grabbed a receipt.)
Joey: Yeah, I-I-I'm down with that. (He turns back to the woman.) Okay, here goes. (Thinks.) How (Holds up his hand like an Indian) you (Points at her) a-doin'? (Does a little twisting motion with both hands and ends up pointing at her, he then winks. She smiles and waves again.) (To Monica) It worked! She's waving me over. (Towards the woman.) Okay, I-I-I'll be right over. Let's see, she's on the third floor
Monica: Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.
Rachel: Um, Mon, Chandler�s not here.
The Woman Dealer: I don't know about the hands, but the guy that was here before me just went to the bathroom.
Ken: That�s right. Is it true, that the reason you are here in Tulsa is that you fell asleep in a meeting and took the job without realizing what you were saying yes to?
Ross: Look, it was accident! Okay? I-I feel bad that it happened, but I swear, I didnt even watch it! Anyway, here. (He takes the tape out of his coat pocket.) I thought you might be more comfortable destroying it yourself. (Tosses her the tape.)
Joey: Hey! Uh, this is just to give you an idea. Okay well, we can put screens here, (In front of the crib.) so that the baby has privacy, and-and-and maybe a mobile over the crib. And uhOh look! Heres a baby monitor (Holds it up), which until the baby comes we can use as walkie-talkies. Huh?
Chandler: (entering, happily, with a bottle of champagne, thinking that Monica is the only one there) Ha-ha-ha-(sees everyone)-enh-enh. I'm so glad you guys are all here! My office finally got wrinkle free fax paper!
Joey: No, they�re comin�, we�re waitin� right here.
Chandler: No, see the thing is I want to get out of here before Joey gets all worked up and starts calling everybody bitch.
Chandler: This is okay. Were all adults here; theres nothing to be ashamed of. Now, lets put our underwear in our pockets and walk out the door. (They do so and find Mr. Geller leaning against a wall stunned.)
Monica: Mom�s here? I wanted to have lunch with her today, she told me she was out of town.
Amy: Now listen, not that you guys could stop me or anything cause you know you'd be dead. I was thinking about changing her name. I'm just not really a big fan of Emily. [Transcriber note: I'm surprised that Rachel and Ross didn't say they weren't either here]
Monica: Why don't you just have a seat here? (he sits at the table, then tries to secretly eat the Gummi-bears. Monica spots him.) OK... give me the Gummi-bears.
Ross: Well, Id love to! Here, you wait right here and Ill go get the projector and my notes!
Phoebe: Who cares, it got you here.
Joey: (To Ross) Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out. (He hangs up the phone and strands Ross in the bathroom.)
Rachel: Oooh... ***I really can't hear what she says*** come here.
Ross: You? You! Want to watch Ben? (in the background Monica mouths Dont worry, Ill be here the whole time. to Ross.) Yes! Thatd be great, no, I just wanted to ask Monica, because I know how empty her life is. (Monica sarcastically mouths Yeah! and holds up her thumb.)
Rachel: I dont know, I mean I would give anything to work for a designer, y'know, or a buyer.... Oh, I just dont want to be 30 and still work here.
Rachel: Phoebe, hi, we�re so sorry. You�re totally right. We are here one hundred per cent and we love you and we are ready to start your birthday celebration.
Rachel: Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, its just time to move on. (at the counter Gunther starts to cry and runs into the back room) Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.
Rachel: Okay, yknow what?! I know-I know how to settle this! All right here, this is what were gonna do! Im gonna write Joey on one napkin (does so) and Im gonna right Ross on the other napkin (does so) and we are going to pick one! And that person is going to be our backup! Okay?
Rachel: All right Paul, Im not asking for a lot here. Okay? Just give me something. Anything!
Ross: Here goes...
CHANDLER: I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I pity the fool that. . . [turns around and sees Joey] Hi. Hey man, we were just doin' some uhh, impressions over here. Do your Marcel Marceau. [Joey turns around and walks out without saying anything] That's actually good.
Ross: Here come some more...
Monica: I'm gonna leave some cards here. Please think of us for you next event.
Rachel: I cannot, I cannot believe that I invited you here today.
MIKE: Ah?� (pause)� Do you have one here?
ROSS: Shouldn't the pizza be here by now?� I mean, they said thirty minutes or less.� Well, how long has it been?
RACHEL: No!� Wait!� No, no.� Don't do that!� That's going to make them think they can come over here.
JOEY: Okay.� Great.� I'll see you when you get here.� I'm gonna wait out in the hall in case the dude comes out.
Monica: Im glad youre here, we have a couple of things to ask you about the wedding ceremony.
CHANDLER: Joey said that you're in here with another man.
CHANDLER: There's nobody here Joe.
ROSS: (takes the phone, but speaks to Mike) I don't understand what just happened here.
Chandler: I'm sorry, I won't be here.
Monica: I can't believe you're not gonna be here for Christmas.
Monica: (shocked) You're not gonna be here New Year's Eve??
Chandler: Well, that's like money in your pocket! - Alright look, you want me to say it? This sucks. Being here sucks! This work sucks!
Phoebe: So here is a, a very special holiday song that I wrote for some very important people to me. (singing:)
Chandler: I can save you time ladies, I'm right here.
Rachel: Don't worry, we're just gonna search here for an hour, and then we're gonna go over to Joey's and search, OK?
Chandler: No, you don't have to, and you can't because I, I live here too.
Monica: Hi Honey! We're all here; we just want to wish you a Merry Christmas.
Ross: Yeah. You see my-my sister makes these amazing turkey sandwiches. Her secret is, she puts a, an extra slice of gravy soaked bread in the middle; I call it the Moist Maker. Anyway, I-I put my sandwich in the fridge over here
Chandler: (looks around) Here just...take this. (Hands her the sweater.)
Monica: What are you doing here?
Chandler: (to Monica) Here, pass these, will ya.. (points to the others)
Joey: Well, I didnt realize until I got home. I wasnt gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe! Yknow what? Im gonna go find that guys car and leave a note on the windshield. (Goes to do so.)
Ross: What do you think you're gonna do, have sex with her right here on my couch?
Woman: Hi, is Molly here?
Phoebe: Listen, I think I've left something here.
Ross: Yeah! Yeah! OK! Sure! Look! Can we...can we talk about what happened here last night?
Ross: What are you doing here, Santa?
Joey: Thanks. Do you get a lot of guys in here?
Molly: No I'm here to take Emma to your mother's, remember?
Phoebe: Just pretend they're not even here! It's OK Monica, when that spotlight hits you it so bright you won't see anyoneanyway.
Referee: Here we go gentlemen, here we go! (to Tank Abbott) Are you ready? (He nods, and takes out his teeth) (to Pete) Are you ready? (Pete nods, Yes.) Lets get it on!!
Monica: Okay, but if we don't get this house, she's stil gonna show up wherever we go! I mean, at least if she's here, it eliminates the element of suprise. I mean, never again will you have to hear the three words that make your balls jump back up inside your body. (She shows this with her index finger, mimicking it pushing something up)
Chandler: Well, you got here just in time. I really have to go buddy. (They hug)
Ross: Oh, yeah, hello, well, now, here I am.
Monica: Okay, I got that. Ill escape over there. Ill come back over here. All right, come on Ms. Pac-Man. Its gotRight(She dies.) Well, youre just a little bitch, arent you?
Ross: Through the magic of sight! I was here, putting our child to sleep...
Rachel: Oh, that�s what this is all about? Did you bring her up here to get back at me?
Barry: Yeah! It's fine, it's fine. Robbie's gonna be here for hours.
Chandler: I am not working. There's not much to do around here!
Ross: Well, if I'm still here in an hour, buy him a drink on me.
Monica: Oh my god, Emma. Oh, sweetie, I forgot you were here. Oh, you're right, we can't do this. We can't leave her alone.
Waiter: Just get out of here, okay?
Monica: Hey, did you stop by here?
Joey: Can you believe they're still not here?
RACHEL: When I was um, 7, I crashed my bike right out in front of his house and to stop me from crying he kissed me right here. [points to the tip of her nose]
Joey: Not a problem. And listen, hey! Since you're gonna be here for a while, why don'tI was thinking we uh, put your name on the answering machine.
Monica: Unless... Maybe we do it here. I mean, how much can she even be aware of at this age?
Rachel: Oh really? So youre saying they just slid out of your bottom drawer, crawled across the floor, then jumped on to my desk?! (I think Dogbert should have a line here.)