words in movies
Monica: (On the phone) Hello? No, he's not here. Yeah, this is his wife. Yeah, well, it came as quite a shock to me too. I guess I should have known. Yeah, I mean, he just kept making me watch Moulin Rouge.
Chandler: Hang up, hang up. And that was a great movie! (Monica hangs up) I'm so gonna get back at Ross... oh yeah, this will show him, here we go (starts typing something).
Ross: Unbelievable, my classmates are gonna think I'm dead, my professors, my... my parents are gonna get phone calls. You're messing with people's feelings here.
Ross: You've really crossed the line here, but that's okay, it's ok 'cause I'm on my way to buy some Photoshop software and a stack of gay porn. That's right! Your coming out is about to get real graphic.
Phoebe: God, I wish Mike were here.
Monica: Okay if Mike were here what would the two of you be doing?
Phoebe: Here.
Monica: Phoebe come here
Joey: Hey, look who's here! It's Joey, and he brought home a friend.
Rachel: Joey, Emma's right here! You promised not to bring girls home in the middle of the day anymore.
Monica: (To Mike) What are you doing here?
Monica: You know, on the way over here, I saw this drunk guy throw up. And then a pigeon ate it!
Strange man: (he bounds into the house) I knew you'd be here!
Manny: Oh yeah yeah, thank God you were here to oversee all the kissing!
Chandler: (entering, very upset) Ok Tommy, that's enough mourning for you! Here we go, bye bye!! (he shoves him out the door)
Ross: It isn't ridiculous, look around! No one's here!
Kori: Hi. I'm here for Ross Geller's memorial service.
Ross: (he bounds into the lounge room) But you didn't! I'm still alive!! Kori, I know this is a big surprise for you. It's a long story but the things you just said really made my day! I mean, the fact that you are here means more to me than if this room were filled with people!
Ross: Hum...So...hum...Oh hey I noticed you were reading the paper...another flood in Europe? Here�s a question: "Would you...would you rather drown or be burnt alive?"
Joey: What are they doing out here? The coasts all the way over there. (Points to the coast.)
Chandler: We have free porn here!!!
Ross: Oh great! That means Im stuck with, "So, we were watching you in there (Points to the TV) and you were sittin right here! Whoa!"
Rachel: You know what, Im gonna do that, Im gonna call him up, and Im gonna ask him out. I can do that. Ask him out. (Practising) How you doin? (Calls him) Hi! Joshua? Its Rachel Green from Bloomingdales. (Listens) Yeah, umm, I was wondering if you umm, if you umm, left your wallet at the store today? Well, we found a wallet, and we(Listens) the license? Well, that is a good idea! Uh, well, lets see here this says this license belongs to a uh, uh, belongs to a mister uh, Pheebs, and umm, yeah, so sorry to bother you at home. Ill see you tomorrow. Bye. (Hangs up) (to Phoebe) Youve done that a thousand times?
Ross: Oh no-no-no, were just two people who happen to run into each other here at the coffee house. (He winks at her.)
Phoebe: (to the squirrel) Okay, stop tormenting me! This mink! Okay, they're mean! And they hate squirrels! And y'know, okay, most of these probably wanted to be coats! (The squirrel stares at her.) All right, fine, now I get it. (To the clerk.) Here. (She hands him her coat.) You take it. (To the squirrel.) Are you happy now? I'm cold!
Joey: (on machine) Hey Ross. Its Joey. Theres a hooker over here and we thought maybe youd know something about it.
Rachel: All right, now dont judge me. I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. Im ripping into this swan.
Ross: Okay, here I go.
Woman: Hi, is Rachel here? Im her sister.
Kash: Hey! How come I havent seen you here before?
Rachel: What?! My moms not gonna be here?!
Phoebe: Oh, I told the stripper to be here at five. Thats good right?
Joey: This one right here. (Ross whines.)
Chandler: Oh come on Ross, I think were all losers here.
Joey: Look, come on you guys, you said you were gonna try! All right look, I came over here to invite you guys to a movie with me and Janine.
Mrs. Geller: Well, he better not come by here. He cant see the bride in the wedding dress.
Phoebe: Not if you were here.
Mrs. Green: Oh no-no-no-no sweetheart, you stay put. Ill let myself out. Its like Im not here, which I almost wasnt.
Monica: Joey! (He returns) Now that youre here
Tim: Awww, Ill miss you too Pheebs. (Starts to leave) And I will be holding you, right here. (Holds his hands over his heart, blows a kiss to Phoebe who catches it, and then leaves and Phoebe throws the kiss back.)
The Casting Director: Actually, I tried to call to you. You didnt need to come down here today.
Katie: Oh uh I actually came here to ask you out.
Monica: Wh-wh-what are you doing here? (She tries to pull her shirt down to cover the fact that she's wearing men's boxers.]
Joey: No-no, I cant! I cant! Not after the other night, its just its too weird, okay? Dont tell her Im here! (Turns to run to the bathroom and his bagel falls off the plate onto the floor.) Dont eat that! (Runs to the bathroom as Rachel enters.)
Phoebe: Okay! Okay! (Puts it out and comes out of the bathroom.) Im so glad youre here.
Ross: I wont date. Ill uh, Ill be here, with you, all the time.
Joey: Pheebs, I still need some help here
Ross: Uh sweetie, maybe youd be more comfortable here? (Gets up from the green armchair.)
Monica: What are you doing here so early?
Phoebe: No ones here! (Monica looks at her.) Oh damnit!
Monica: Well what is it? What is it? If its gonna help bring the baby here, like today. I mean, I think you should do it.
Rachel: Well, Im miserable here! I might as well make some money out it!
Rachel: Come on Ross! Im miserable here! Come on! You started this, now you finish it! Come on wuss, make love to me.
Rachel: Ross, you stay here and talk, Im gonna go have a baby.
Ross: Wait a minute! How-how the hell did you beat us here?
Ross: Hi! Hi, Im uh Ross. Im here to ruin this magical day for you.
Rachel: Here comes another contraction.
Monica: Okay! Okay! We can take a hint! (They start to leave but run into Phoebe with her guy in tow.) (To Phoebe) What are you doing here?!
Rachel: Oh, thank you so much for coming. Ross, get in here!
Monica: No, not here. Maybe here.
Chandler: Right here?
Doctor: And here it is! (The baby cries.)
Chandler: (sarcastically) Yes were all in here and we would love for you to join us!
Phoebe: Cliff, do you really believe that a character from a TV show was here in your room?
Cliff: Im telling you! The guy from that show was here in my room, asking me all these weird questions!
Monica: What?! Come on I am tough! Punch me right here! (Her stomach) As hard as you can!
Chandler: Man, if only youd gotten here sooner. (Ross turns and glares at him.)
Dr. Long: Here we go! Okay, keep pushing! Wait! I see something.
Dr. Long: Here we go!
Dr. Long: Here she is!
Ross: Oh! Oh my God oh! Oh my God shes here.
Rachel: Here. (Hands her to Monica.)
Monica: (entering) Oh good youre all here. Thanksgiving tomorrow, four oclock. (To Rachel) Oh, guess who I invited. Remember that guy Will Colbert from high school?
Joey: Uh Look Rach (Ross enters.) Hey Ross is here! Hey look! Its my good friend Ross. Hey Ross.
Monica: (entering with everyone else including Mr. Geller) Hi! Hey look whos here!
Chandler: Here you go. (Shows her the number again.)
Joey: It cant be me, Im standing right here.
Chandler: Look, we cant stay in here forever.
The Cooking Teacher: Were all beginners here. Nobody knows what theyre doing.
Joey: Thata girl! Huh? We should get out of here; theres a new class comin in.
Ross: So when I came in here to see if you wanted to maybe start things up again, you were engaged to my best friend.
Rachel: Yeah, Im not so sure you should be here when he comes up.
Rachel: No! No! Phoebe, come on! I dont want to switch! Please come on! I can throw wet paper towels here!
The Singing Man: Oh come on! Mornings here! (Starts singing) Mornings here! The morning is here! Sunshine is here!
Rachel: Here you go. (Hands Emma to Phoebe)
Monica: Okay Ill take her, here. (Takes Emma)
Monica: You just stay here! (Dumps a jar of bath salts in the bathtub)
Rachel: Thats your new job, day and night, she starts crying I need you here.
Rachel: Excuse me, can I, can I bum one of those? (He holds up his pack.) Y'know what, actually (She takes the one he's smoking and heads over to where Nancy and Kim are standing and laughing.) Okay, okay, okay, what's so funny over here?
Joey: Uh, well yeah-yeah, I've got all of that going on. Yeah, listen uh, I want you to make sure you tell Chandler that he couldn't have been more wrong! Uh-oh! I gotta go Monica, my uh, my sushi's here!
Joey: Here you are (Hands Rachel a cup of coffee)
Rachel: No-no-dont! Dont leave me here with these people.
Ross: Well, I tell you what. Why dont we uh, why dont we just stay here? Lets not see a movie, well just hang.
Phoebe: Okay, come on Rach its present time! Yknow youre the glue thats holding this whole party together. Its kinda falling apart here.
Rachel: (stopping him) Wh-whoa! All right, okay-okay, I see, I see what's going on here! Now listen, look-look, I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, but I am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead! Now even though I (He tries to interrupt and tell her about the ink), hey-hey-hey, even though I kissed you, that does not give you the right to demand sex from me. I do not want, this job that bad. Good day, sir. (She storms out of his office.)
Monica: Mom and dad just sent me in here to find out if you (points to Chandler) were trying to get Ross stoned!
Ross: Hey! So what's the big news you had us rush all the way over here for?
Phoebe: I'm out of here (She leaves)
Chandler: Okay, I have news. You don't have to move to Tulsa. You can stay here and keep your job.
Joey: Yeah, I-I-I'm down with that. (He turns back to the woman.) Okay, here goes. (Thinks.) How (Holds up his hand like an Indian) you (Points at her) a-doin'? (Does a little twisting motion with both hands and ends up pointing at her, he then winks. She smiles and waves again.) (To Monica) It worked! She's waving me over. (Towards the woman.) Okay, I-I-I'll be right over. Let's see, she's on the third floor
Mike: There isn't a piano here.
Ross: I know and yet here you are all ready for the next date.
Phoebe: Oh hey Ross oh I'm so glad someone's here could you zip me up?
Rachel: Oh, no problem. You can borrow it, by the way. (Puts her hand in the pocket) Here are your keys, hon. (She takes the keys out, sets them on the counter, and notices she also grabbed a receipt.)
Rachel: Um, Mon, Chandler�s not here.
Monica: Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.
The Woman Dealer: I don't know about the hands, but the guy that was here before me just went to the bathroom.
Ken: That�s right. Is it true, that the reason you are here in Tulsa is that you fell asleep in a meeting and took the job without realizing what you were saying yes to?
Monica: Mom�s here? I wanted to have lunch with her today, she told me she was out of town.
Chandler: This is okay. Were all adults here; theres nothing to be ashamed of. Now, lets put our underwear in our pockets and walk out the door. (They do so and find Mr. Geller leaning against a wall stunned.)
Ross: Look, it was accident! Okay? I-I feel bad that it happened, but I swear, I didnt even watch it! Anyway, here. (He takes the tape out of his coat pocket.) I thought you might be more comfortable destroying it yourself. (Tosses her the tape.)
Joey: Hey! Uh, this is just to give you an idea. Okay well, we can put screens here, (In front of the crib.) so that the baby has privacy, and-and-and maybe a mobile over the crib. And uhOh look! Heres a baby monitor (Holds it up), which until the baby comes we can use as walkie-talkies. Huh?
Chandler: (entering, happily, with a bottle of champagne, thinking that Monica is the only one there) Ha-ha-ha-(sees everyone)-enh-enh. I'm so glad you guys are all here! My office finally got wrinkle free fax paper!
Joey: No, they�re comin�, we�re waitin� right here.
Chandler: No, see the thing is I want to get out of here before Joey gets all worked up and starts calling everybody bitch.
Amy: Now listen, not that you guys could stop me or anything cause you know you'd be dead. I was thinking about changing her name. I'm just not really a big fan of Emily. [Transcriber note: I'm surprised that Rachel and Ross didn't say they weren't either here]
Rachel: Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, its just time to move on. (at the counter Gunther starts to cry and runs into the back room) Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.
Ross: You? You! Want to watch Ben? (in the background Monica mouths Dont worry, Ill be here the whole time. to Ross.) Yes! Thatd be great, no, I just wanted to ask Monica, because I know how empty her life is. (Monica sarcastically mouths Yeah! and holds up her thumb.)