words in movies
Rachel: Oh, please!Honey, just the fact that you want me here to support you, I'm...OH MY GOD!Is that Christian Sanders?He's so gorgeous!
Joey: Rach, I gotta say...if you weren't here wondering if these guys were gay I don't know if I could do this!
Actress/Olivia: Drake! What are you doing in here?
Monica: What are you doing here!
Phoebe: Well, you said that you had customers lined up in the street, so I am here to entertain!
Chandler: I'm sorry, he's a little bit wound up, we had to stop at every maple candy stand on the way here.
Receptionist: I'm sorry, it's not here.
Chandler: Let me get this straight. I called yesterday trying to cancel my reservation and I was told it was not refundable, then we drove six hours all the way up here and now you tell me that we don't have a reservation?
Joey: Right... (pause) ok, so just from the top of the page, right here.
Rachel: Okay. (pause).(acting) Hello Drake, I'm surprised to see you here.
Phoebe: Here, Monica, look what I got to wear when I play at the restaurant (she dons a top hat) uh, huh wait! (she raises a pair of spectacles to her eyes) Right? I mean, this might even class up the ballad of the uncircumcised man.
Monica: Oh...Phoebe? Maybe I wasn't clear before. I really love listening to your music here, but my restaurant is sort of an upscale place.
Phoebe: (singing) Food here at 'Javu'..will kill you..the food here at 'Javu' ...will kill you..
Monica: (to the restuarant customers) Excuse me, excuse me, hi, I'm Monica Geller..I'm the head chef here.. (pauses as if waiting for something).. Ok, I was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever! Ok, quick question: by a show of hands, how many of you were bothered by this woman's singing outside? (a few people raise their hands)
Phoebe: Yeah! As long as it's free! Food here is ridiculously over-p...
Phoebe: So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! (Imitates the high fives.) Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! (One of the babies begins to cry.) Well, if you're gonna cry. (She starts crying.)
Richard: No! I came here to tell you something else. (Pause) I came here (Pause) to tell you I still love you.
Monica: Oh, good to see you too. Did you come down here to tell me that?
Joey: (Pointing at Chandler.) Your different here too. Your mean in England. (Chandler throws his hands up to his head in frustration. They walk away from each other.)
Monica: Yknow youre really not supposed to be back here!
Receptionist: Well, heres a schedule of whats coming up. (Hands it to him.)
Judge: Now it also says here that you lied about your sexual preference before marriage?
Monica: I dont know why Im here.
Joey: But I counted, you're not supposed to live here! Oh man! (Runs away.)
Gunther: (handing Joey the bill) Here you go.
Chandler: Oh-ho, come here. (goes and hugs her) Listen, you are one of my favourite people and the most beautiful woman Ive ever known in real life.
Ross: We got a head, we got shoulders, we got arms, we got, oh, look at the little fingers, oh, and a chest, and a stomach. It's a boy, definitely a boy! All right! Ok, legs, knees, and feet. Oh, oh. He's here. He's a person.
Richard: Shes not here and please come in.
Richard: Yeah, I understand. Take as much time as you want. (Pause) Ten, even twenty minutes if you need it. Ill be here. Not smoking. (Monica leaves.)
Richard: Okay, she was here, but she left.
Phoebe: Oh no wait no, this is wrong! Ross isnt here!
Rachel: (handing her the wine) Okay honey, now I'm gonna try to listen from right here!
Joey: (looking through a deck of cards) Aww, man, he took the five of spades!! Oh, no-no-no, here it is!
Joey: (To Phoebe) Hey, is uh the rest of my candy bar around here?
A Woman: Here he comes! Hurry!
Phoebe: Well, since the fire was kinda my fault I guess (To Rachel) you should get to stay here.
The Doctor: What do we got here?
Monica: Okay, we have a lot of options here, a number of prototypes for you to try on.
Chandler: Its Paris, who knows were here!
Ross: (To Rachel) Hey, heres a thought.
Paul: Elizabeth, what are you doing here?! (Motions that he brought Rachel here to be alone with her.)
"We thought Phoebe would leave, but she just stayed and stayed. Thats right, Im here all night, and Chandler will never get l "
Ross: Phoebe, oh my God! Wh-wh-what are you doing here?
Woman: Hi, is uh Phoebe here?
Chandler: Why are you napping over here instead of over at your place?
Chandler: Sure I do. In fact, I think the whole concept of marriage is unnatural. I mean look at pigs. Lets take a second here and look at pigs. Okay pigs dont mate for life. I mean a pig can have like a hundred sexual partners in a lifetime, and thats just an ordinary pig not even a pig thats good at sports!
Chandler: Our new fridge? I dont live here anymore.
Rachel: (entering) Hey! (Sees Monica, gasps, and runs over to her.) Oh my God youre here, let me see your hand!!
Chandler: Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling, you did this part- Could I get some painkillers over here, please?
Rachel: Y'know what Ross? You're not going anywhere. You're gonna sit right here. I'm gonna make you a cup of tea and we're gonna talk this thing whole out. All right? (She goes out to talk to Dave) Hey, Dave!
Rachel: (searching the dictionary) Alright, okay, okay, gleba, gleba... (excited) Gleba! Ha! Here it is: the fleshy, spore-bearing inner mass of a certain fungi.
Joey: All right, here you go buddy. (He tosses him one.) Go nuts. (Exits.)
Ross: Over here. (You can see Ross sitting at the far wall.)
PHOEBE: Ok, ok, she's taking the trash out so I can get you out of here but it has to be now, she'll be back any minute.
Joey: Ross good, I'm uh glad you're here. I wanna talk to you about something.
RACHEL: Yeah, when I was in the bathroom I saw the window that I crawled out of at my wedding, and God, I just started thinking that I shouldn't be here, you know I shouldn't, people are going to be looking at me and judging me and, and thinking about the last time.
Chandler: So I guess we wear swimsuits in here!
Rachel: (hands him one) Here you go.
Rachel: Joey! Kinda in the middle of a story here!
Chandler: Yes, here it comes! Im stuck here all day, and then you come in and spend two seconds with us and then expect to go off gallivanting with your friends? Well I dont think so mister!
Doug: Bing my boy, were gonna get you over this. Now heres the plan, grab your coat, were going to a strip club.
Man: Actually, Im here about the assistant job.
Chandler: Get in here! (They head for the door and Chandler sees Smokes-A-Lot Lady standing next to the door and smoking, to her) Hey, and you can not smoke in here! (Takes the cigarette and takes a drag for himself.) (Exhaling in ecstasy) Merry Christmas.
Terry: Here are the audition scenes. (Holds out the script.)
Rachel: Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?
Phoebe: Um-hmm, yeah. They left me a message; they should be here any minute.
Monica: (looking at one) Oh, heres a great one.
Monica: No! You are not gonna run out and leave her here!
Melissa: Umm, is Tag here?
Frank: So wait, whats the deal here, I can have sex with you, but I cant touch you?
Rachel: Hi Joey! What are you doing here?
Rachel: Yeah, sure. Umm here. (Hands him one.)
CHANDLER: Ho, ho, ho, holy crap is it hot in here!
Phoebe: Ok. Hello everyone and thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow's the big event and some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start. (she reads a note). My friend Joey and I decided to fix each other up with friends so I, I... (Monica is twirling her hands in order to make Phoebe speed up her speech) oh I... hum... I gave it a lot of thought and I fixed him up with my friend Mary Ellen who couldn't be here tonight because... (Monica is tapping her watch with her finger) it's not important... she is in rehab. Anyway, so, ok, Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike, only he didn't have a friend Mike so he just brought, uhm, my Mike and, and (Monica clears her throat) but despite, you know... it got... it got good. Ok, I wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldn't be here...
MONICA: Ok people, I want you to take a piece of paper, here you go, and write down your most embarassing memory. Oh, and I do ask that when you're not using the markers, you put the caps back on them because they will dry out.
Chandler: (Pause) Im right here!
Chandler: Im still right here!
Phoebe: So umm, now do you have any of Matt Lauers clothes here? Maybe? Just ones that havent been cleaned yet?
Kyle: Oh hey! Good, youre both here.
Chandler: Great! Okay, here. (Holds the ring up for him.)
Rachel: Oh but Joey, I have to go. Theres no room for a baby here.
Joey: Or maybe, its because youre hanging around here at 11:30 on a Wednesday. (Everybody gets up.)
Rachel: Ok, great, because I gotta get out of here, the smell of beets is killing me!
Chandler: Come on! Why are we here?!
Chandler: You didnt bring me here to do that, did you?
Joey: Erin! Still here!
Joey: No idea? Who do you think brought her here?
Laura: You know, I... I feel like I've been here before. Are any other couples in the building adopting?
Rachel: Well look whos here!
Ross: Im a professor here uh, Ross Geller.
Rachel: (staring at him) Whno, but yknow who did stop in here looking for ya, Tennille.
Mrs. Geller: She's upstairs. Monica! Come down! Everyone's here! Ross, Rachel, and the boy who hates Thanksgiving.
Monica: Janice, what umm, what are you doing here?
Chandler: Janice, Im sorry but umm, you cant stay here tonight.
Monica: Thats right. Thats right. And that is why you cant stay here tonight. And probably why you shouldnt come to the wedding.
Ross: Come on guys, I-I really want this guy to like me. It-it would really help me out if you guys were here to make me look good.
Chandler: Im going crazy! Okay? Do you have any thing around here that looks homemade?
Phoebe: No, there's no dog here?
Monica: Rosss apartment is nice! How come we don't hang out here more often?
Phoebe: There's no dog in here.
Chandler: What is it doing here?
Chandler: (scared) Is there a puppy here?
Ross: Hey! What's she doing back here?
Ross: Damn, I forgot you were here.
Chandler: (comes out of the bathroom) Here I am.
Joey: Oh No-no-no-no-no-no-no! He went over to Ross' to bring the dog back here!
Ross: What dog? There-there's no dog here.
Frank: Yeah!! Little Leslie is here! We got another one! Oh my God, I can't believe I have two-two children. How scary is that? (He returns to the delivery room.)
Monica: Hello? (Listens) What?! (Listens) You what?! (Listens) Hey you listen here missy! (Listens) Wh(She is hung up on.)
Chandler: And I will cook anything you want in here (points to the kitchen), and do anything in there! (Points to the bedroom.)
Chandler: You-you-you didnt know that. (Pause as she nods no.) Well, I guess my work here is done!
Mr. Treeger:: You think you could make a mess and the big man in coveralls will come in here and clean it up, huh? Well, why dont think of someone else for a change?
Joey: (yelling through the door) Can we come it yet?! Were dying out here!
Dr. Franzblau: All right, ten centimeters, here we go.
MINISTER: You know, nothing makes God happier than when two people, any two people, come together in love. Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.