words in movies
Janice: What is the great tragedy here? You go get yourself another appointment.
Chandler: Do we have any...(turns around and bumps Monica's fake chest) Do we have any thoughts here?
Chandler: I am, I actually am. I mean this is amazing. My entire life I have feared this place, and now that I'm here it's like what was the big deal. I could probably say 'Let's move in together.' and I'd be okay.
Janice: Yeah, well, it scares me! I mean I not even divorced yet, Chandler. You know, you just invited me over here for pasta, and all of the sudden you're talking about moving in together. And, and I wasn't even that hungry. You know what, it's getting a little late, and I-I should just, um...(starts to leave)
Ross: Guess who's here. It's the toughest guy in toy land, Ben. (singing) 'A real American hero. I'm G.I. Joe!' Drop the Barbi, drop the Barbi.
Janice: What are you doing here?
Janice: Why are you shopping here? You don't live in this neighborhood. Were you here waiting for me?
Chandler: Here in Chelsea.
Janice: Okay, you know, one of two things is happening here. Either you're seeing somebody behind my back, which would make you the biggest jerk on the planet. Or, else you're pretending that you're seeing somebody, which just makes you so pathetic that I could start crying right here in the cereal aisle. So like which of these two guys do you want to be? (another guy walks by)
Rachel: Well, so then what are you doing to me? Okay? Just get out of here! All right? Move on!
ROSS: I'm here. How's my little boy? Want Daddy to change your diaper? So, did you have fun with Uncle Joey and Uncle Chandler today?
Chandler: Gary, I'm here to report a crime.
(MACHINE--JOEY'S VOICE): Here comes the beep, you know what to do.
Monica: Have a seat. (They sit at the table.) Okay, listen umm, Chandler and I are going to live together, here.
All: Yeah! As long as we're here!
Chandler: You guys wanna eat here?
Rachel: No, I meant with the dropper over here. (Points at Chandler.)
Paul: And in fifth grade I got into a fight. Well, it wasnt really a fight. Richard Darinvel bit me on the nose and, and I feel down. I still have a little scare right here (points to it) you can see it.
Ross: Oh God, here we go!
Rachel: All right, I'm outta here!
Chandler: Look, don't you see what's happening here. Instead of hitting on her right away, he's becoming her confidant. Now he's gonna be the guy she goes too to complain about you.
Joshua: Umm, this may be a little weird, but I-I-I got a date here.
Phoebe: you know maybe this is a wake up call, about your whole dating attitude. Your in your thirty's and you've never had a serious relationship and you have never been in a long term relationship, here you go from woman to woman, meaningless experience to meaningless experience never even worrying that it doesn't tern into anything serious.
Phoebe: I like waking up with you too. (Looks out the window) Oh! It's such a beautiful morning. (Some birds are singing outside the window) Oh, I can stay here all day.
Monica: Be that as it may, d'you think you could just help us out here on that monkey thing? Y'know, just for old times' sake? Go Bobcats?
Rachel: But, theyre across the hall! I mean thats two doors away, it would take them a long time to peck their way back over here.
Ross: Here (gets behind her to help. When the coat comes off we see she is wearing the exact same shirt Ross is wearing. They look at each other, shocked. They abruptly put their coat back on) So this was fun! (They leave the room and head into opposite directions)
Rachel: Oh, hi. I have a massage appointment under Rachel Green, and here is my gift certificate.
Rachel: Okay. Okay honey, hes fine, hes fine, lets just put him down. Come here, Ben. (sets him on the couch) See thats a good boy. (to Monica) How could you do that to him!! Ross trusted me, what is he going to say?!
Phoebe: Well I don't think it's very nice of you to park here, y'know you're blocking the entrance.
Monica: Chandler! What are you doing here?
Monica: You don't know everything. Did you know that I'm going out with Rachel tonight instead of you? Hmm? And did you know that the only baby around here is you?! And did you know that I can't even look at you right now?! (She storms out.)
Monica: Yeah, she's here. Hold on a second. (She hands the phone to Phoebe.)
Phoebe: When I was growing up, I didn't have a normal mom and dad, or a regular family like everybody else, and I always knew that something was missing. But now I'm standing here today, knowing that I have everything I'm ever gonna need... You are my family. (She puts the ring on Mikes finger)
Joey: Hey-hey! Stanley! Hey-hey! You're leading man is here! Let's get to work.
Chandler: Look at Officer Ross riding back here with the visitors.
Chandler: Well, Ive got a girl in here.
Joey: Don't come out here!
Chandler: Okay, I get it. So, I get nothing! Nothing here is mine! Everything here is yours! Ill get up in the morning put on your clothes, and head off to work!
Monica: Phoebe, you do seem a little tense. Here, let me help you.
Chandler: You know what? You don’t need a thesaurus, just write from here, (points at his own heart) your full sized aortic pump.
Emily: Well, that me. (They kiss again.) Here, have this. (She gives him the candy bar.) Im only allowed one piece of carryon anyway. (She starts towards the jetway.)
Older Scientist: Dr. Geller, theres a seat over here. (Motions to an empty chair at the white table.)
Rachel: No! No! It's just that all the people in the entire world that I want to talk to are right here.
Chandler: So, what are you doing here? I thought tonight was your big anniversary dinner.
The Museum Official: (to the couple) You can put the aisle over here (points), and put the wedding ceremony right over here. (Points.)
Phoebe: But she just came up here!
Phoebe: You guys are here! Yay!
Phoebe: Is it okay if I leave this stuff here 'til Rachel's birthday party?
Joshua: Mom, Dad, what are you guys doing here?
Chandler: Okay, okay, I tell you what. You roll another hard eight; (pause) and we get married here tonight.
Chandler: Here it is! Here it is!
Ross: Excuse me sir, you've got a little something right here. (He points to the corner of his mouth and they both laugh.)
The Security Guard: Okay lady, you're out of here.
Chandler: (entering) You can call off the roommate search! (To the potential roommate) Hi! Ill be living here. (Heads for the bathroom.)
Chandler: (looks around) Here just take this. (Hands her the sweater.)
The Security Guard: (To Phoebe) Didn't I just throw you out of here?
Monica: What are you guys doing here?
Joey: (to the rest of the gang) Somebody help me out here!
Monica: Why else would we be here?
Chandler: (to a waiter) Oh thats great! Right there! Can we get some of that over here please? (The waiter comes over) There we go.
A Waiter: (entering) Hey, dragon! Heres your tips from Monday and Tuesday. (hands him two envelopes)
Chandler: And we just sit here. I mean if I die the only way people would even know I was here, would be by the ass print on this chair! Look, we have to do something. Okay? Something huge!
Monica: I just can't believe you're in here. I mean, what am I gonna do without you? Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me? Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus?
Monica: Then all your stuff would be here.
Chandler: Well, what if all my stuff was here?
Monica: Heres your key (Gets him one.)
Phoebe: That's odd, 'cause this dog's been living here for the past 3 days
Phoebe: (seeing her) Get out of here you lurker! (She doesn't move) Go on! Get! (She throws a quarter at her.)
Monica: Okay, come here! (Phoebe joins them in the hug.)
Ross: Y'know, it-it doesn't matter. The important thing is that you're here. You're my friend, and you're here. Oh! (He goes over and hugs her.)
Ross: Oh, yeah I know, I know, it's a lot of boxes, but again I really appreciate you guys letting me stay here.
Monica: Rachel, its going to happen. Chandler is gonna move in here.
Gary: Hey, do you mind? We're under cover here.
Phoebe: Ohh!! God! (Gary enters and she sees him) Ooh! (To Chandler) Get out of here, good for nothing.
Monica: Here you go! What do you think about centerpieces?
Dr. Miller: Here we go.
Joey: An annulment? Ross! I dont think surgerys the answer here.
Rachel: (She enters and hands Phoebe the earring) Here you go. Thank you!
Ross: (talking to himself) My God! These pants are burning up! (He's still wearing the leather pants.) (She snuggles closer.) Oh come on, she wants to snuggle now! What is she trying to kill me? It's like a volcano in here! (Out loud.) Are you hot?
JANITOR: Word on the street - well, when I say street, I mean those little pretend streets they have here at the zoo.
Kim: Oh don't be sorry, that's part of your job here to give your opinions and then I take credit for them--I'm kidding.
Mrs. Geller: Here, sweetie, here. I took these when I had my golfing accident. (Hands Ross a bottle of pills. Then turns to Monica and pats her hair over her ears)
Joanna: Rachel, could you come in here for a moment, please?
Tommy: Oh! Oh! The usher must be right! What, with all that training they go through! Get out!! (They start to leave.) Here! (He throws him back his ticket.) (to Ross, calmly) Hey man, you want the aisle?
Joey: Hi. Im Joey Tribbiani; Im here to audition for (Groans) man.
Roy: All right, somebody show me where to plug in my box, and we'll get this party started! (he thrusts his pelvis towards Phoebe) Whaaaa... (walks back to plug in his cd player) Here? All right.
Ross: Thats funny. Yeah. Yknow youre the funniest man here in a pink bunny costume his wife made him wear.
Robert: So um, is there a phone here, I can check my messages?
Monica: Hi. Uh, my friend here was taking down our Christmas lights, and and she fell off the balcony and may have broken her foot or or ankle or something.
Rachel: I'm sorry. All right, I'll just stay in here this time. (Puts her head back.) Okay.
Chandler: You left a shoe here?!
Joey: Sure. Here. (He hands them over.) Ill uh, save your parking spot.
Rachel: Yes your honor, and here are, are forms, all filled out.
Joey: Ross and Rachel left us a message saying they were getting married! Isnt that why you guys are here?
Chandler: Y'know what Rach, maybe you should just, y'know stay here at the coffee house.
Joey: Dad, Ronni's here.
Ross: Shh! (singing) Here we come, walkin' down the street, get the funniest looks from, everyone we meet. Hey, hey! (to Carol) Hey, uh, did you just feel that?
Monica: Phoebe, what, what happened here?!
Phoebe: Theres a reset button?! Ugh, thank you! Thank you! (He exits and she goes to shut it off.) Theres a reset button! My God! Why didnt I see that! (She takes off the plastic cover and looks for the button.) Reset button, reset button, where is there a reset button? (Finds it.) Oh here it is! (Picks it up off of the floor.) Oh! (She presses it hard, but of course it would help if the button was still attached to the detector. In frustration she presses it so hard it causes pain in her thumb.) Ohh, God!
Chandler: No, just the months you actually want to live here.
ROSS: Ok, ok, here is to my sister, the newly-appointed head lunch chef--
Chandler: Who are you? Ansel Adams?! Get outta here!
Chandler: Okay, here is the phone bill. (Hands it to Joey.)
Chandler: Little baby girl Chandler, where I have heard that before? Oh right, Coach Ruben. (Tries to get her to drink a little more from the bottle when he suddenly smells something. Its times like these Im glad Smell-O-Vision hasnt been invented.) Do you know what Pheebs? When youre done over there, we kinda have a situation over here too. (Phoebe is changing hers.)
Chandler: OK well here, we'll just move the coffee table closer to the couch.
Rachel: (opening the door) Y'know what, I want you to leave! Get outta here!
Monica: (entering) Is Joey here?
Joey: Okay, here we go. Ready?