words in movies
Chandler: No-no-no! I am the king of bad Thanksgivings. You can't just swoop in here with your bad marriage and take that away from me.
Past Life Phoebe: More bandages! More bandages! Please, can I get some more bandages in here! This man is dying(She is cut off by an exploding shell just outside the tent. When the smoke clears, she's missing an arm and the blood is pumping out like you'd see in a horror movie. And upon seeing her condition, she says ) Oh no.
Joey: Well then help me get it off! Plus, it smells really bad in here.
Chandler: I'm over here big guy.
Mrs. Geller: Monica! I think Rachel's here!
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well, I'm so glad you brought him here then.
Ross: So uh, Rach? Does it, does it feel weird around here now? Y'know since I've been away at college.
Ross: All right, it's cool you can stay here. My parents won't mind.
Chandler: No, it's not that, I just don't want to be stuck here all night with your fat sister.
Mrs. Geller: She's upstairs. Monica! Come down! Everyone's here! Ross, Rachel, and the boy who hates Thanksgiving.
Monica: Boy, I love carrots! Oh! (She picks up a bunch of them and holds them between her fingers.) Sometimes I like to put them between my fingers like this and-and hold them down here while I talk to you. (She is rubbing her hip with the carrots.) Umm, and-and-and y'know if I get really hot umm, I-I like to pick up this knife (She picks up a knife without putting the box down. She's holding the box between her cheek and shoulder) and-and umm, I-I put the cold steal against umm, (Pause) my body. (She doesn't have any exposed skin within reach of the knife, so while holding the carrots in one hand and the box between her face and shoulder, she rubs the knife on her stomach.)
The Doctor: What do we got here?
The Doctor: It says here that the knife went right through your shoe.
Monica: Oh yes! I have it right here, on ice! (She takes a bag of ice out of her purse and hands it to the doctor.)
Monica: Oh wait, Chandler, come here is there anything I can do? Anything?
French Phoebe: Gauze! Gauze! I need to get some gauze in here! Can I please get some gauze in here! (A shell explodes outside next to the tent and when the smoke clears, Phoebe still has her arm.) Whew! (Her arm falls off and starts pumping out blood.) This is getting ridiculous uh!
Joey: Well, I like it. Here you go. (He pays for the hat.)
Joey: Oh yeah, Smokey Joe here got half way to the highway and collapsed.
Phoebe: Well, I'm kinda on a clock here.
(Ross bangs his fists together to tell Chandler off, like what was learned last season. Read about it here.)
Dr. Harad: Okay, now push! That's it push! Just concentrate on pushing! Yeah, here we go!
Ross: Free cats do that too, y'know. {Which reminds me, if I might get a little political here, support your local animal shelter. Pet shops are not the place to buy dogs and cats from, you get a much better deal from the shelter, plus they probably won't die on you in a week and a half. If you want a leash, go to the pet shop. If you want the dog for that leash, go to the shelter and save it's life. Now back to regularly scheduled programming.}
Janice: Here, Ross, take our picture. (Hands him a camera and he starts snapping) Smile! You're on Janice Camera!
Joey: Maybe, I should call this place and get them to put my 'Days of Our Lives' on here. You know, juice this puppy up a little.
Phoebe: (Grabs the pictures) Oh! Here we all are! Yeah, there's Ross and Joey and you and me. (She picks up a magic marker and draws herself in. Monica can't watch.)
Rachel: All right, look, heres the bottom line Ross, this is fixable, if we act fast, okay. So, Ill invite him to brunch tomorrow and you can make nice.
Monica: But you live here! (Ross rolls his eyes.) You know that.
Monica: Well, I guess we've established who's staying here with Monica...
Monica: I think this is so cool because none of our friends are here and we can be a real couple. We don't have to hide.
Chandler: (showing her the pictures) Heres a picture of Ross. (Shows another one.) And thats me. (Another one.) And thats me and Ross. (Another one.) Oh-ho, that is a picture of our first kiss as a married couple.
Ross: No! No! Im not! Its-its-its perfect! I mean its better than you just-just moving here, cause its us together forever, and thats-thats what I want.
PBS Volunteer: Yeah, I-I'm taking pledges here, eh?
Ross: Is Rachel here? I gotta talk to her.
Monica: All right. (Looking through a box.) Op, here it is! Right underneath the can of-of bug bomb. I wonder if the best place to put something that cooks food is underneath the can of poison?
Chandler: (jumping on the bed) I can't believe it! We're here!
Monica: Okay, forget the specials for a minute. Umm, all right heres the thing, for the last two weeks I have umm, (quietly) tried really hard to create a positive atmosphere
Monica: Were not gonna have sex! Okay, nothings changed here. He still doesnt want children and I still do, so thats why were just gonna be friends.
Emily: Monica, why have you brought me here of all places?!
Rachel: Come on! I am here to take care of you! What do you need? Anything.
Guy: Sign here. (hands her a clipboard)
Rachel: Hi. What are you doing here? Isn't this against the rules?
Ross: Thank you, Dr. Phillips, but Im having my lunch at this table, here in the middle. Im having lunch right here, with my good friend Joey, if hell sit with me.
Ross: Here. (Hands her, her cough drops) (to Rachel) At least I made ten bucks in my relationship.
Rachel: All right. Look. Gavin...I...I guess I felt guilty that you were here, which I shouldn't. You know Ross and I are not inany relationship but...he is the father of my child, and you know we do live together and plus there is just so muchhistory...you know it's just...I don't know, I'm sorry, I'm just all over the place.
Chandler: Okay, what is in here? Rocks?
Chandler: Oh-ho-ho-ho-no! No! No switching! No sharing, and dont come crying to me! Ha-ha-ha! I may just sit here and have my cake all day! Just sit here in the hallway and eat my (Rachel knocks the plate from his hand and it falls on the floor. That process leaves just the forkful Chandler has, Rachel starts to go after that little bit and Chandler retreats into his apartment.)
Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!
Ross: Yeah, yeah, she's here.
Ross: Y'know what? Uh, Rachel is here! (Rachel stops.)
Phoebe: Here. (She wraps her coat around his shoulders.)
Ross: All right, heres the ring. (Shows Chandler the wedding ring he plans on giving Emily)
Larry: (coming back) We're outta here!
Chandler: Okay, so he's out of here.
Ross: Yeah. Yeah. Yes, this place is beautiful. Emilys parents got married here.
Chandler: Oh, hey, when she gets here, is it ok if I introduce you two as "my wife" and "the woman who's carrying my child"? (she's not amused) No? Divorce?
Ross: Why are they here?
Rachel: Well, get 'em out of here! What's wrong with you?
Dr. Harad: Let's see what we got here. Ohh, y'know, Fonzie dated triplets.
Chandler: What is going on here?
Janice: All right, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, we've got to do something about our little situation here Joey. So, this is my idea: you and me spending some quality time together.
Rachel: Okay, here we go. I'm Jabba's prisoner, and you have a really weird look on your face. What? Honey, what is it? Did I get it wrong? Did I get the hair wrong? What? Did you just picture it differently? What? What?
Ross: Its like that everywhere, Joey! Okay, Mon, back me up here. Where you work the uh, waiters eat with the waiters, right? And the chefs eat with the other chefs, right?
Monica: No-no-no, that's a video-phone. But hey guys you're not supposed to be here, so please, do not touch anything.
Joey: Shh, OK, here I come, here I come. See I'm comin' to fix the copier, I can't get to the copier, I'm thinkin' what do I do, what do I do so I just watch 'em have sex. And then I say, wait, here's my line, (Joey from TV) you know that's bad for the paper tray.
Amanda: Okay, well, my cell phone number is right here on the counter, please help yourself to anything in the fridge.
Gunther: Oh, Ross? Ross! You can't put up flyers in here.
Joey: Thanks, Rach. Look, you guys are just terrific. Yknow? Now, how about clearing out of here so I can get some new customers. Its all about turnover.
Monica: (Taking out her wallet.) Well good, here let me help you out.
David: Well, just for a couple of days, uhm... I'm here to explain to the people who gave us our grant, why it's a positive thing that we spent all their money and uhm... accomplished uhm... nothing.
Phoebe: All right, I can't sit here anymore. I have to walk places. (She puts on her fur coat.)
Monica: (to Phoebe) You know it's funny, the last time Paulo was here, my hair was so much shorter and cuter.
Monica: Come here, I want to show you something!
The Teacher: Excellent! What Rachel has shrewdly observed here
Joey: Come on man! You've been here all day!
Monica: (entering) Ohh, here you are. Yknow, Im-Im glad you decided to hear me out.
Joey: Now-now, listen this is just a first draft so (Starts to read the piece of paper he brought.) "We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share." (Monica and Chandler like it so far.) Eh? (He continues reading.) "It is a love based on giving and receiving. As well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving." (Phoebe nods her approval.) "We too can share and love and have and receive."
Phoebe: Oh my God! (Walks to the window) Go away! (Gesturing.) Stop looking in here!
Joey: All right! Here we go! 1999! The year of Joey!
Chandler: Okay! Now you stay out here, and you think about what you did!!
Chandler: All right. Look, Im gonna go in here, and you dont buy me anything ever. (starts to go into the store)
Phoebe: Okay. (Joey tries to take the guitar.) Oh no-no-no, you don't touch the guitar! First you learn here, (Points to her head.) then you learn here. (Points to the guitar.)
Rachel: Oh! I have your key. Here you go. (Hands it to Monica.)
Julie: Hi, but I'm not here, you haven't met me. I'll make a much better first impression tomorrow when I don't have 20 hours of cab and plane on me.
Joey: Uhh, Chandler's not here.
Rachel: Ross, I said I'm sorry like a million times. What do you want me to do? You want me to break my foot too? Okay, I'm gonna break my foot, right here. (Kicks the sign) Ow!! Oh! Oh my God, oh my God! There, are you happy now?!
Phoebe: Just one? I drive you all the way down here, and I don't get to see how it works out?
Monica: Okay, now that everything's wrapped up here, I think I'm, I'm gonna go do my laundry.
Monica: Oh, yes, umm, Im here to pick up a dress that you have on hold.
Phoebe: Fine! Here! Take a hike toots! (Gives back her quarter.)
Phoebe: You dont have to do that, Ross and Joey arent here, you can watch the parade if you want.
Ross: She's not here yet. She's not here. She's having my baby and she's not here.
Rachel: Well, let me just check that with what I got here, all right see 038 is not the number for (Ross starts making a lot of noise with a handheld pepper grinder) this store, 038 is Atlanta. And I...(stops and looks at Ross)
Doctor: Yeah, it's here in the paperwork we got from the clinic in Ohio.
Ross: Yeah, Im-Im sure. (Deadpan) Yeah, get out of here before I change my mind. (She exits)
Ross: So thats the only reason she could be here huh? It couldnt have anything to do with the fact that-that maybe Im a good listener and I uh I put on a great slide show!
Joey: (entering) Hey Rach! Hey, you mind if I read my comic books in here?
Joey: Uh yeah, right here. (He punches his fist through the wall next to the door.)
Dr. Rosen: This is a great place. How long have you lived here?
Ross: Oh, come here sweetie, listen, youre gonna go on like a thousand interviews before you get a job. (she glares at him) Thats not how that was supposed to come out.
CHANDLER: Hey, you just wanna forget about raquetball and hang out here?
Joey: Here, I brought you some flowers. (He pulls them out of the bag.)
Monica: You dont have to stick up for her. She cant here you.
Danny: so we finally get to the top of the mountain and airhead here (His sister) forgets the camera!
Chandler: Well, I'll stay, but only because I wanna hear about Hanukkah. Ben, will you sit here with Santa and learn about Hanukkah?
Joey: Here she comes. Hold on, Im gonna make your life much easier.
Joey: You got it. Come here. (They hug and are observed by the hooker.)
Monica: I'm crying here!!
Chandler: Hey, is Rachel here?
Joshua: Hey, heres an idea. Why dont uh, I put the food in the fridge and we can eat it later?
Ross: Well, I guess I can check out those apartment listings, even though there's never anything in here.
Chandler: Ah, look on the bright side, I mean you won't have to live with this ugly chair! That was here already huh? I love you. (they hug again)
Rachel: Joey! Come here! Come here!
Phoebe: (to the woman behind her) This place is so depressing. If I had to work here I'd kill myself. (she turns around and the clerk behind the counter heard her.) But you obviously haven't.
Phoebe: Here it comes. Our first kiss.
Phoebe: So, here we are. Nervous?
Monica: Oh its umm, good! It's umm, its good, just here watering the plants.