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Rachel: Ooh, I miss dating. Gettin all dressed up and going to a fancy restaurant. Im not gonna be able to do that for so long, and its so much fun! I mean not that sitting at home worrying about giving birth to a sixteen pound baby is not fun.
Monica: No! No-no! I love it! It is a great present! In fact, why dont you go home and wait for the thank you card?
Monica: Wait a minute, you stayed home all day and played Ms. Pac-Man while I went off to work like some kind of chump?!
Rachel: Oh God! Thank God youre home! Im watching Cujo.
Rachel: No! No! Seriously, whats wrong with the dog?! Wait a minute, what are you doing home so early? What happened to your date?
Ross: Okay. So well Ill umm, (To Rachel) Ill have her home by midnight.
Rachel: Why arent you home yet?!
Phoebe: No, its just that he got this new like home theater dealie, and he wants y'know, us to check it out.
Rachel: Well, is Ross home? Maybe Ill just call him to see if hes actually seen her.
Joey: God, its gonna so weird like when I come home and youre not here. Yknow? No more Joey and Chans. No more J and Cs. "You wanna go over to Joey and Chandlers?" "Cant, its not there."
Monica: Y'know what, dont tell us. Well just wait until Chandler gets home, (to Phoebe) because itll be more fun that way.
Chandler: (to his children) Look around, you guys. This was your first home. And it was a happy place, filled with love and laughter. But more important, because of rent control, it was a friggin' steal!
Monica: I mean, youre the one theyre gonna come to when they wanna run away from home, and the one they talk to about sex.
Rachel: For every night that youre asleep before I get home from work...
Chandler: Well, I dont see that we have a choice. But, when were back home, we dont do it.
Monica: Ugh, shes upstairs not doing the dishes! And I tell ya something! Im not doing them this time! I dont care if those dishes sit in the sink until theyre all covered withIll do them when I get home!
Monica: Hey! Good, youre home!
Chandler: All right, yknow what? Forget it, all of you forget it! Youve ruined it! Go home! Youve ruined it! Youve ruined it!
Monica, Ross, and Joey: (joining in) Home is Home Star stew.
Chandler: How long have we been home?
Joey: Hey, yknow what you guys? I think Im gonna go walk her home. (Gets up and runs out.)
Phoebe: Joseph Francis Tribbiani are you home yet?!!
Chandler: Well, so, play for the next 30 minutes and then write until he gets home.
Joey: Yeah? Really? No ones home?
Joey: Where are you going? The vicar wont be home for hours.
Molly: (with Emma in a basinet) She's out, I'm gonna take her home.
Chandler: I stayed home from work today while you were at rehearsal so somebody could be here with our chick!
Chandler: Hi, honey! Im home!
Ross: Oh, she isnt home.
Rachel: All right, Ill-Ill take it again when I get home.
Ross: No, because she hasnt come home yet. And she hasnt been home all night! Shes obviously staying with that other guy, and Im the stupid moron who spent the whole night outside her apartment!
Phoebe: And you... Your home is lovely.
Rachel: Welcome home.
Chandler: You went home with the waitress.
(Rachel watches that and slowly backs out to head for home.)
Rachel: What about all the women you want to bring home?
Janice: Oh! Sid is still in his room. I don't allow porn at home so this is like a vacation for him. So did you do it? Did you make your deposit?
Monica: That doesn't matter! We have waited so long for this. I don't care if it's two babies. I don't care if it's three babies! I don't care if the entire cast of "Eight is Enough" comes out of there! We are taking them home, because they are our children!
[Chandler proceeds to point out Joeys errors in this forth set of flashbacks. The first flashback is from The One With The Cat. Chandler has just returned home to see that their apartment has been cleaned out and finds Joey trapped in the entertainment center.]
Chandler: (nervously) It was at the front door. When I got home. Somebody sent it to us.
Chandler: Hi honey Im home.
Chandler: (on phone) Hey Mr. Kostelic! How's life on the fifteenth floor? (Listens) Yeah, I miss you too. (Listens) Yeah, it's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home, you know? (Listens) Well, that's very generous (Listens) er, but look, this isn't about the money. I need something that's more than a job. I need something I can really care about.... (Listens) And that's on top of the yearly bonus structure you mentioned earlier? (Listens) Look, Al, Al... I'm not playing hardball here, OK? This is not a negotiation, this is a rejection! (Listens) No! No! No, stop saying numbers! I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! You've got the wrong guy! (Listens) I'll see you on Monday! (slams the phone down)
Rachel: Look, I cannot do this right now, okay, Ive got a deadline, would you just go home, Ill talk to you later. (storms out)
Mindy: Well, ever since we announced the engagement, he's been acting really weird, and then last night, he came home smelling like Chanel.
Phoebe: We can't leave now! There was this one baby, Haley, who was favourite to win and she got croup, so she had to stay home! This competition just blew wide open, folks!
Everyone: Hi, welcome home!
Mrs. Green: and all those dinosaur nick-knacks you have Ross, I thought they might be more at home in the garage.
Steve: Okay, you got your free food! You ruined everyone's fun! Don't you think it's time you went home?!
Monica: Okay, yknow what? Dont worry, okay? Well take care of it. Well call her. Just go home and get ready.
[Scene: It's an old home movie of the Geller's backyard, young Ross is dressed up as Bea, and pouring himself/herself some tea.]
Chandler: I am trying to open your eyes, my man! Don't you see, if you lived with Phoebe she's always gonna be there. You're gonna get home, she's there. You go to bed, she's there. You wake up and oh yes, she's there!
Monica: (to Ross) Honey, its not pushy, he gave her his home number.
Monica: Really! (They hug and kiss) All right? Let's forget about this going home stuff and celebrate our anniversary. (She picks up his suitcase.) Okay, this is empty.
Chandler: Hi honey I'm home!
Ross: All right! (Checking his watch) Yes!! From home to the hospital in under seven minutes! We did it!!
Joey: Hey! Great, youre home! Guess what Phoebe got me for Christmas! (Starts drumming.)
Ross: (interrupting him) YeahNo-but-but-but-but! Were just gonna go home and take a shower. Now, thats not scary right?
Phoebe: Well, maybe he wouldnt be she didnt bring the office home every night!
[Scene: Chandler arrives home from work.]
Monica: (naughty in doorway) Welcome home. I�ve missed you. join me in the bedroom?
MONICA: Welcome home.
JOEY: COME . . .� HOME.
JOEY: Dude, come home!
Ross: Okay, well the ??? is not home.
Rachel: Oh thank god, if Phoebe�s going, can we please take Emma home?
CHANDLER: That's right.� You're husband's home.� So, now the sex can stop.
MONICA: (gasp) Chandler!� You're home!
Wendy: So, if you were home right now, what would you be doing?
Chandler: I sent them home.
Chandler: You know what, everybody? Go home. You should be with your families. It's bad enough that we're working New Year's Eve.
Phoebe: No! Seven rats! I think we should take them home, we need feed them.
Monica: (to Chandler) Take me home! (they quickly leave)
Chandler: Oh, she's at home, putting up decorations for Rachel's birthday party tonight.
Phoebe: Me too. Although this city is my home, so. So thats dumb what I said, dont tell him I said that. Umm, you make something up. (Mischa does so and Sergei kisses her hand.) Nice, (to Mischa) thank you. This is me. Here.
Rachel: Joey, Emma's right here! You promised not to bring girls home in the middle of the day anymore.
Monica: Wait wait wait. I was at home the whole time. How did I missed that?
Rachel: (into the phone) No, there isn't time to go to the bakery. We're just gonna come home... Everybody left? Alright, well just tell Emma we're gonna be there as soon as we can. (emotionally) Bye...
Ross: Yknow what I think it is? I think youve made such a nice home for her over the last nine months that she just doesnt want to leave.
Joey: Hey, look who's here! It's Joey, and he brought home a friend.
Joey: But what about back home, anything going on there? Anybody you like?
Phoebe: But, I mean, do you think hes gonna enjoy it when hes up to his elbows in the diapers from all the babies they have to have right away?! This is not fair to Frank, (she walks behind them again, and hey again turn to follow her) and it-its not fair to the babies, and y'know what, its not good home economics.
Joey: Well, I didnt realize until I got home. I wasnt gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe! Yknow what? Im gonna go find that guys car and leave a note on the windshield. (Goes to do so.)
[Scene: Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler.]
Joey: No-no! I used to get paid for all kinds of medical stuff, remember? Lets see uh, well I dont want to donate sperm again. (To Ross) I really prefer doing that at the home office yknow? (Ross nods his head.) Ooh-ooh, maybe they want like some of my blood or-or spit or something, huh?
Zack: I'm gonna take off now. You're gonna let me go home, aren't you?
Joey: Chandler, I can't be playing games, Ross is gonna be home soon. And I have to write five whole pages if I'm gonna stick to his schedule.
Rachel: I know, that old lady at the end was ready to take you home.
Ross: Ok, I'll be home right after work. Ok, by Emma-Wemma-Demma, I love you - wovyou dovyou ...
Monica: You just wanna stay home so you can make a move on Joey!
Joey: That's true. But you know what, it doesn't matter because I already know who you're gonna go home with tonight.
Zack: No, no, I should get home, I'm kinda tired.
Rachel: Honey, its not just a matter of where you put it. I mean a baby changes everything. They cry all the time. I mean imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score when theres a screaming baby around.
Dr. Long: Actually, theyre things you can do. Just some home remedies, but in my experience Ive found that some of them are quite effective.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work.]
Phoebe: Ok, we're taking that paddle home, mister.
Mike: You don't have to go home tonight, do you?
Chandler: Did I not tell *anyone* about New Year's Eve? -- Alright, look, go! Go home, okay? Merry Christmas! Go.
Rachel: Oh honey, this is for the best, thus I�m not distracted, worrying about Emma, how she�s doing at home and I�m being completely here with you and, oh, she spit up!
Chandler: I mean, you have a lovely home.
Mike: Me too. (He leaves. A few moments later, he enters again.) You know what? I just realised something. I don't wanna go home.
Rachel: Oh! Believe you me! I am going to bring this cake back, I don't even want it in my home... (Turns towards the cake and sees Joey trying to take a piece and yells at him) Joey, don't touch it!!
Monica: Hey, we're probably fertile, let's go home!
Sandy: No, none at all. You need to be happy with whoever is in your home... Although if you don't mind telling me, what was your problem? Maybe it's something I can work on in the future.
Laura: Well, I'm sorry I brought it up. So, are either one of you planning on staying at home with your child... (someone knocks on the door)
Joey: You don't wanna see what I just saw! (at this moment Monica comes home, and sees Chandler flat on his back on the floor and Joey pinning him down)