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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work.]
Joey: Yeah. We figured when we couldnt find you, youd gone home to make up with Rachel. Which is probably what you shoulda done. Huh?
Monica: Hey. Its three in the morning. They dont know that Ive come home yet. You notice how neither one of them are wondering where I am.
Monica: Hey! Good, youre home!
Chandler: Well, I dont see that we have a choice. But, when were back home, we dont do it.
Monica, Ross, and Joey: (joining in) Home is Home Star stew.
Chandler: All right, yknow what? Forget it, all of you forget it! Youve ruined it! Go home! Youve ruined it! Youve ruined it!
Chandler: How long have we been home?
Molly: (with Emma in a basinet) She's out, I'm gonna take her home.
Phoebe: Joseph Francis Tribbiani are you home yet?!!
Chandler: Well, so, play for the next 30 minutes and then write until he gets home.
Joey: Yeah? Really? No ones home?
Joey: Where are you going? The vicar wont be home for hours.
Chandler: I stayed home from work today while you were at rehearsal so somebody could be here with our chick!
Joey: Hey, yknow what you guys? I think Im gonna go walk her home. (Gets up and runs out.)
Chandler: Hi, honey! Im home!
Ross: Oh, she isnt home.
Ross: No, because she hasnt come home yet. And she hasnt been home all night! Shes obviously staying with that other guy, and Im the stupid moron who spent the whole night outside her apartment!
Phoebe: And you... Your home is lovely.
Chandler: (nervously) It was at the front door. When I got home. Somebody sent it to us.
Rachel: All right, Ill-Ill take it again when I get home.
Rachel: Welcome home.
(Rachel watches that and slowly backs out to head for home.)
Rachel: What about all the women you want to bring home?
Chandler: You went home with the waitress.
Monica: Wait a minute, you stayed home all day and played Ms. Pac-Man while I went off to work like some kind of chump?!
Chandler: Hi honey Im home.
Monica: That doesn't matter! We have waited so long for this. I don't care if it's two babies. I don't care if it's three babies! I don't care if the entire cast of "Eight is Enough" comes out of there! We are taking them home, because they are our children!
Rachel: Oh God! Thank God youre home! Im watching Cujo.
Rachel: Look, I cannot do this right now, okay, Ive got a deadline, would you just go home, Ill talk to you later. (storms out)
Chandler: (on phone) Hey Mr. Kostelic! How's life on the fifteenth floor? (Listens) Yeah, I miss you too. (Listens) Yeah, it's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home, you know? (Listens) Well, that's very generous (Listens) er, but look, this isn't about the money. I need something that's more than a job. I need something I can really care about.... (Listens) And that's on top of the yearly bonus structure you mentioned earlier? (Listens) Look, Al, Al... I'm not playing hardball here, OK? This is not a negotiation, this is a rejection! (Listens) No! No! No, stop saying numbers! I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! You've got the wrong guy! (Listens) I'll see you on Monday! (slams the phone down)
Phoebe: We can't leave now! There was this one baby, Haley, who was favourite to win and she got croup, so she had to stay home! This competition just blew wide open, folks!
Mindy: Well, ever since we announced the engagement, he's been acting really weird, and then last night, he came home smelling like Chanel.
[Chandler proceeds to point out Joeys errors in this forth set of flashbacks. The first flashback is from The One With The Cat. Chandler has just returned home to see that their apartment has been cleaned out and finds Joey trapped in the entertainment center.]
Janice: Oh! Sid is still in his room. I don't allow porn at home so this is like a vacation for him. So did you do it? Did you make your deposit?
Monica: Okay, yknow what? Dont worry, okay? Well take care of it. Well call her. Just go home and get ready.
Steve: Okay, you got your free food! You ruined everyone's fun! Don't you think it's time you went home?!
[Scene: It's an old home movie of the Geller's backyard, young Ross is dressed up as Bea, and pouring himself/herself some tea.]
Chandler: I am trying to open your eyes, my man! Don't you see, if you lived with Phoebe she's always gonna be there. You're gonna get home, she's there. You go to bed, she's there. You wake up and oh yes, she's there!
[Scene: Chandler arrives home from work.]
Everyone: Hi, welcome home!
Ross: All right! (Checking his watch) Yes!! From home to the hospital in under seven minutes! We did it!!
Joey: Hey! Great, youre home! Guess what Phoebe got me for Christmas! (Starts drumming.)
Phoebe: Well, maybe he wouldnt be she didnt bring the office home every night!
Mrs. Green: and all those dinosaur nick-knacks you have Ross, I thought they might be more at home in the garage.
Monica: (to Ross) Honey, its not pushy, he gave her his home number.
Monica: Really! (They hug and kiss) All right? Let's forget about this going home stuff and celebrate our anniversary. (She picks up his suitcase.) Okay, this is empty.
Ross: (interrupting him) YeahNo-but-but-but-but! Were just gonna go home and take a shower. Now, thats not scary right?
Chandler: Hi honey I'm home!
JOEY: COME . . .� HOME.
Ross: Okay, well the ??? is not home.
Rachel: Oh thank god, if Phoebe�s going, can we please take Emma home?
MONICA: Welcome home.
JOEY: Dude, come home!
Monica: (naughty in doorway) Welcome home. I�ve missed you. join me in the bedroom?
Wendy: So, if you were home right now, what would you be doing?
CHANDLER: That's right.� You're husband's home.� So, now the sex can stop.
MONICA: (gasp) Chandler!� You're home!
Chandler: You know what, everybody? Go home. You should be with your families. It's bad enough that we're working New Year's Eve.
Monica: (to Chandler) Take me home! (they quickly leave)
Chandler: I sent them home.
Chandler: Oh, she's at home, putting up decorations for Rachel's birthday party tonight.
Phoebe: No! Seven rats! I think we should take them home, we need feed them.
Phoebe: Me too. Although this city is my home, so. So thats dumb what I said, dont tell him I said that. Umm, you make something up. (Mischa does so and Sergei kisses her hand.) Nice, (to Mischa) thank you. This is me. Here.
Ross: Yknow what I think it is? I think youve made such a nice home for her over the last nine months that she just doesnt want to leave.
Monica: Wait wait wait. I was at home the whole time. How did I missed that?
Rachel: (into the phone) No, there isn't time to go to the bakery. We're just gonna come home... Everybody left? Alright, well just tell Emma we're gonna be there as soon as we can. (emotionally) Bye...
Joey: Well, I didnt realize until I got home. I wasnt gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe! Yknow what? Im gonna go find that guys car and leave a note on the windshield. (Goes to do so.)
Rachel: Joey, Emma's right here! You promised not to bring girls home in the middle of the day anymore.
Joey: Hey, look who's here! It's Joey, and he brought home a friend.
Phoebe: But, I mean, do you think hes gonna enjoy it when hes up to his elbows in the diapers from all the babies they have to have right away?! This is not fair to Frank, (she walks behind them again, and hey again turn to follow her) and it-its not fair to the babies, and y'know what, its not good home economics.
Rachel: Honey, its not just a matter of where you put it. I mean a baby changes everything. They cry all the time. I mean imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score when theres a screaming baby around.
[Scene: Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler.]
Zack: I'm gonna take off now. You're gonna let me go home, aren't you?
Joey: Chandler, I can't be playing games, Ross is gonna be home soon. And I have to write five whole pages if I'm gonna stick to his schedule.
Ross: Ok, I'll be home right after work. Ok, by Emma-Wemma-Demma, I love you - wovyou dovyou ...
Monica: You just wanna stay home so you can make a move on Joey!
Joey: That's true. But you know what, it doesn't matter because I already know who you're gonna go home with tonight.
Joey: No-no! I used to get paid for all kinds of medical stuff, remember? Lets see uh, well I dont want to donate sperm again. (To Ross) I really prefer doing that at the home office yknow? (Ross nods his head.) Ooh-ooh, maybe they want like some of my blood or-or spit or something, huh?
Zack: No, no, I should get home, I'm kinda tired.
Mike: You don't have to go home tonight, do you?
Rachel: I know, that old lady at the end was ready to take you home.
Joey: But what about back home, anything going on there? Anybody you like?
Phoebe: Ok, we're taking that paddle home, mister.
Chandler: Did I not tell *anyone* about New Year's Eve? -- Alright, look, go! Go home, okay? Merry Christmas! Go.
Dr. Long: Actually, theyre things you can do. Just some home remedies, but in my experience Ive found that some of them are quite effective.
Rachel: Oh honey, this is for the best, thus I�m not distracted, worrying about Emma, how she�s doing at home and I�m being completely here with you and, oh, she spit up!
Chandler: I mean, you have a lovely home.
Mike: Me too. (He leaves. A few moments later, he enters again.) You know what? I just realised something. I don't wanna go home.
Rachel: Oh! Believe you me! I am going to bring this cake back, I don't even want it in my home... (Turns towards the cake and sees Joey trying to take a piece and yells at him) Joey, don't touch it!!
Monica: Hey, we're probably fertile, let's go home!
Sandy: No, none at all. You need to be happy with whoever is in your home... Although if you don't mind telling me, what was your problem? Maybe it's something I can work on in the future.
Laura: Well, I'm sorry I brought it up. So, are either one of you planning on staying at home with your child... (someone knocks on the door)
Joey: You don't wanna see what I just saw! (at this moment Monica comes home, and sees Chandler flat on his back on the floor and Joey pinning him down)
Monica: Hey that reminds me, I thought we could use some extra luck so I brought a wishbone home from work.
Joey: (To the rest of the gang) Hey, see that? He just needed his pal to come home. All right, uh, Ive got to go memorise my lines. (Starts to go his bedroom) Me and Charlton Heston bright and early tomorrow morning! Yeah-yeah!
Joey: It's a... It's a "welcome home" sign for the baby.
Phoebe: He went home. He didn't want to see anybody.
Monica: This is not, what I�m wearing. I�m ovulating and Chandler�s gonna be home any minute, so I thought we would try before dinner.
Rachel: Shh.. Go back to sleep. I have to go home.
Fake Monica: I thought that movie was so incredibly... boring. I mean, that thing at the end where the kid kills himself because he can't be in the play? What was that?! It's like, kid, wait a year, leave home, do some community theatre. I walked out of there and I thought, 'Now, that's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back.' And that thought scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do.
JOEY: Well I guess I gotta start savin' up for Ross's birthday, so I guess I'll just stay home and eat dust bunnies.
Joey: Yeah, thats what I was afraid of.. Okay, uhh Look Janine I really want you to feel at home here, but some of this new stuff. Its too girly.