words in movies
Janice: Oh, too soon, too schmoon. Face it honey, I am not letting you get away this time.
Monica: Hi, honey.
Chandler: (excited) Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what Joey: Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?! Monica: (shocked) Really? (She looks around, suddenly embarrassed) Let's get past the moment. Phoebe: What's your news? Chandler: Thank you. I got a job in advertising. (Everybody cheers) Monica: (hugging Chandler) Oh, honey, that's incredible! Phoebe: (inquisitive) Gosh, what's the pay like? (Everybody stares at her indignantly) Oh, come on people (defending) come on, now, if I don't know who makes the most, how do I know who I like the most! (She looks at Joey) Hey Joey! (Joey winks at her) Chandler: Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship. Joey: Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'. Chandler: Right. So, it'll be the same except less sex with you. (Joey nods) Ross: So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there? Chandler: Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the people they like. Phoebe: (enthusiastic) That's great. Chandler: Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating (At the same time, Gunther puts down a cup of coffee in front of Chandler) Chandler: (grinning awkwardly) Humiliating and noble! (Gunther shoots a nasty look at him while leaving) Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising. Monica: Ross, you did not come up with "got milk?" Ross: Yes, I did, I did! (He turns to Joey, disappointed) I should have written it down!
Paul: Honey I made a reservation at China Garden, is that okay?
Chandler: (interrupting her) Okay, thats enough honey!
MONICA: No honey. You have to sleep on this side of the bed because I have to sleep on this side of the bed.
Monica: Honey, we were at this beautiful place, and I-I-I just put our names down for fun! I mean, whats the harm in that?
Paul: Honey, we dont have any bears here.
Rachel: (handing her the wine) Okay honey, now I'm gonna try to listen from right here!
Phoebe: Oh honey no, you ate it all.
Rachel: Oh honey, but it is just about
Rachel: Honey I swear it we just kissed.
Rachel: Honey, Monica, this is ridiculous! Look
Chandler: Whats the matter honey?
Paul: (entering) Hi honey.
Rachel: All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie.
Chandler: No, I realize that honey, but Im not gonna spend all of the money on one party.
Chandler: Honey, its gonna be okay.
Rachel: Yeah and honey I promise next time that I will just say good-bye and tell em youre not looking for a relationship.
Chandler: What we want honey.
Monica:: Honey look we can do something else, do you want me to get into the tub and thrash.
Paul: Whats the matter honey? Did you see a little mouse?
Rachel: Jo-Joey, look honey we-we need to talk okay? Umm, I kinda got the feeling from her today that uh, shes not lookin for a serious relationship.
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) Pheebs, youve been up for 24 hours! Go to sleep, honey. Th-this isnt healthy.
Monica: No, no, no. Honey, I'm ok. Shake it off! (she shakes the wrist and it's more painful) Oh, no! No shaking, no shaking! Ooh! Ooh! (pause) Oh my God! I can't play!
Rachel: Okay Joey honey, youre doing really good! All right, now Im just gonna need you to step to the port side. (Joey pauses as he tries to remember which side is the port side.) Remember? Remember how we talked about the port side?
Monica: Hi, honey.
MONICA: [enters] Honey. Uh, not to sound too Florence Henderson but, dinner's on the table.
Rachel: Ooooh! Honey, well we'll find you something. Do you wanna wear my black jacket?
Monica: Honey, umm I-I love you, (laughs) but umm, if you call our wedding a party one more time, you may not get invited. Okay? (Laughs) Listen, we could always earn more money, okay? But uh, were only gonna get married once.
Mr. Geller: (entering) How are you honey?
Rachel: I dont know, you thought See you Saturday was funny. Look honey, Mark is in fashion okay, I like having a friend that I can share this stuff with. You guys would never want to go to a lecture with me.
Chandler: Hi, honey! Im home!
Rachel: (entering from her room) Honey, we have to go. Our reservations are at 8:00.
Monica: Honey? Is that something youre making up?
Rachel: Okay honey, you can finish this later were gonna be late. We gotta go.
Rachel: Hi! Yknow what honey, were actually out of candy right now. But someone just went out to get some and I have been giving out money but Im out of that too. Hey, can I write you a check?
Rachel: Oh yknow what honey? Lets not talk about that right now?
Monica: I'm sorry honey, but we're gonna take you shopping. It's gonna be fine.
Monica: Honey, you know I think you're hilarious! Come on, you know that joke you told me last week? The one about Jerry Lewis and the girl with the lazy eye...? (he laughs) That slayed me.
Monica: Honey, we gotta go!
Rachel: All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie.
Rachel: No! I'm sorry, honey, it's just that last week I got all but three answers and I really want to finish a whole one without any help.
Chandler: Oh honey, leave them alone, theyre in love.
Mrs. Bing: Honey, it isnt good luck.
Chandler: Dont worry honey, well make yours funnier.
Rachel: Oh I dont know honey. Its gonna be really late.
Monica: Honey, Im going to put my hand in your pocket!
Chandler: Honey, the tortilla chips know what you mean.
Chandler: Honey, isnt it possible that the company that sold the jeans made more than just the one pair?
Eric: (entering) Honey?
Rachel: Honey, its not just a matter of where you put it. I mean a baby changes everything. They cry all the time. I mean imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score when theres a screaming baby around.
Chandler: Honey! Thats crazy! I dont want you to get me a stripper
RACHEL: Oh honey, are you jealous of Paolo? Oh, c'mon, I'm so much happier with you than I ever was with him.
Chandler: Hi honey Im home.
Rachel: Wow! I dont remember him. Honey, are you sure youre not talking about your imaginary boyfriend.
Rachel: Honey, why dont you sit down? Dina has something that she wants to tell you.
Chandler: Honey, I know youre in pain right now, but Im a little turned on.
Rachel: What? Uhh, Phoebe, honey, honey, I know you're quirky and I get a big kick out of it, we all do actually, but if you destroy a coat like this that is like a crime against nature! Not nature, fashion!
Rachel: Im sorry honey, Im just having a, having a rough day.
Rachel: No! Joey, oh youre so sweet. Youre so-so sweet, honey. But Im not, Im not looking for a husband.
Rachel: Dont!! (Joey backs away frightened.) (To Jill) Honey, what are you doing here?!
Monica: Honey, we dont really have to go to this thing tonight do we?
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Rachel: Honey, stop it! I am not going to tell you until I tell him.
Chandler: Honey, you remember my boss Doug right?
Chandler: Honey, its not the bath I enjoy, its the wet, naked lady.
Chandler: Honey, she keeps canceling on us, take the hint.
ROSS: (entering from Rachel's bedroom) Come on out, honey! I'm telling you look good! (turns around, and under his breath, to the rest of the guys) Tell her she looks good, tell her she looks good.
Monica: Honey, cover it up with the boat!
Rachel: Oh honey, I'll say good-bye to you at the car if you don't mind the puss.
Chandler: Honey, its 2:00 on a Wednesday and Im watching Road Rules, how stressed do you think I am?
Rachel: Honey, y'know I just gotta tell you, I think this is such a terrific thing you're having these babies for Frank and Alice.
Chandler: See, honey, theres(puts his hand on her leg)
Monica: Honey, whats going on?
Chandler: No, honey youre not sick! Look, I dont love you because youre organized, I love you in spite of that.
Amy: Listen, um about the hair straightener, honey.. I really need one. I'm going to have dinner at my boyfriend's house.
Rachel: Well honey, Im late for a meeting. So can you just make it quick?
Monica: Shes right of course not. Honey, get the tape.
Monica: Honey, both yours.
Joey: Oh okay, okay! One more push! One more push! Come on honey, were almost there! Were almost there!
Monica: Honey, you gotta talk to her.
Chandler: Honey, Im gonna save you some time, 200 CDs, not one of them in the right case.
Monica: Honey you-you got to beat your scores!
Rachel: Oh Joey honey I dont I dont want to lose
Monica: Yeah, but I love you more. Besides yknow, nothing goes with Bing. So Im screwed. I mean (Rachel hands Emma to Monica.) Oh, hi Emma. Yeah, thats you. Youre our little Em. Oh whats that honey? What? Oh, you want a little cousin? (To Chandler) You want a cousin right now?!
Phoebe: Ooh, honey. You stink at lying.
Mrs. Bing: Oh, please, honey, listen, if I can do it, anybody can. You just start with half a dozen European cities, throw in thirty euphemisms for male genitalia, and bam! You have got yourself a book.
Rachel: Hey! Oh Joey, honey listen, thank you for talking to my yesterday about that thing with my boss. That really meant a lot.
Rachel: Ohhh well. Yknow what honey? The best thing to do to get over a guy is to start dating someone else. Oh! There is this great guy you will love at work named Bob! Hes a real up-and-comer in Human Resources.
Ross: (exiting the bathroom) That-that-thats all right, no honey, you take your time sweetie. Ill be right out here. (She slams the door in his face, to the gang) Shes just fixing her makeup.
Rachel: Oh honey, dont worry. I really do feel like tomorrows the day.
Monica: (to Ross) Honey, its not pushy, he gave her his home number.
Chandler: What honey, its like fifteen blocks to the subway. Lets go.
Rachel: All right, I gotta go to bed. Honey, I had such a wonderful time.
Sick Bastard: Honey I swear! I wasnt looking at her!
Julie: Oh honey, I think Im having one too!
Monica: Umm, this is going to be fun. Watch me freak out Chandler. Honey?
Rachel: Honey, I don't know how to tell you this, but um, if something were to happen to Ross or to myself <Ross and Rachel knock on wood> um you wouldn't get the baby.
Monica: Its okay honey, youll find a name.
Rachel: Go get back on that case honey!