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Rachel: You know Pheebs, when I was little, on my birthday, my daddy would hide a present in every room of the house, and then he would draw a treasure map to help me find 'em all.
[Scene: The Wake, at the Gellers' house. Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured.]
Phoebe: Hey! I brought you some house warming gifts.
Monica: Oh my God! Oh my God that’s awful! What did you think of the house?
Ross: Wow! Kind of uh, kind of a full house here. Ill guess just Ill come back. (Ross exits followed by Joey.)
Joey: Noo, (whispering) more like a notebook... Damn it! (next word appears: "blueprint") Oh, if I'm building an house, the plan isn't called the 'shmoo-print'... Can't say that either? Woha... hey... (the last word is "Football field" and there are 5 seconds left) In high school, I once had sex with a girl right in the middle of the...
Rachel: No. I have got to get ready and go to a dinner at my bosses house. Its a very big deal, theres a lot of people there I have to meet.
RACHEL: This is it, isn't it? I mean, this is what my life is gonna be like. My mom there, my dad there. Thanksgiving, Christmas. She gets the house, he's in some condo my sister's gonna decorate with wicker. Oh, Chandler how did you get through this?
Ross: Oh, it looks like mom and dads house. Oh, it even has a tree with a broken limb out front and the uh, the window in the attic is Oh my God!!
Ross: I cant believe we have to say goodbye to the house we grew up in. Man, some-some strangers gonna be living in my room.
Phoebe: What?! Oh my... (sees the remains of the house) Oh my God!! What happened?!
Chandler: Oh, yeah, I dont know what they were doing, but at one point sea turtles actually came up to the house.
Monica: Okay, but if we don't get this house, she's stil gonna show up wherever we go! I mean, at least if she's here, it eliminates the element of suprise. I mean, never again will you have to hear the three words that make your balls jump back up inside your body. (She shows this with her index finger, mimicking it pushing something up)
[Scene: Nana's house, Ross, Mrs. Geller and Aunt Lillian are going through clothes.]
Frank: Oh, well y'know, I wouldve called but I lost your phone number and then ah, my Mom locked me out of the house so I couldnt find it. And then, I tried to find a pay phone, and ah, the receiver was cut off. So...
Phoebe: No, no, you can get one yourself. Itll be on the house! Y'know what are big sisters for?
Danny: Uh, actually, actually, I'm having a party at my place on Saturday, it's sort of a house warming kind of thing.
Chandler: Alright alright, we still have three hours till escrow closes on our house. We can still get out.
[Scene: The house Monica and Chandler are viewing. Janice comes down the stairs.]
Joey: How about a scone on the house baby?
Phoebe: Monica slow down! Ok? I'm just excited to be living with him. You know I mean, I don't know, Can I see someday being married to Mike? Sure! Yeah. Y'know..I can picture myself walking down the aisle in a wedding dress that highlights my breasts in an obvious yet classy way. But do I want that house in Connecticut...you know..near the good schools where Mike and I can send Sophie and Mike Junior.. Oh my god I do.
Chandler: (holding a tissue) And is this in case the house sneezes?
Ross: Wait a minute, the house was built on radioactive waste, and an ancient Indian burial ground? That would never happen.
CHANDLER: What? [realizes it was the bracelet] Oh this is excellent. You know he coulda gotten me a VCR, he coulda gotten me a set of golf clubs, but no, he has to get me the woman repeller, the eyesore from the Liberace house of crap.
Phoebe: Watch, watch. (She turns a strand of Christmas lights strung around the house.)
[Scene: The beach house, the next morning. Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen eating breakfast.]
Joey: FINE, ok, if you love this house so much, then you should just live here, okay? I just hope you get used to that weird humming sound. (He turns his back to them and starts humming) Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Mr. Geller: Not just restaurants, from our house.
Joshua: Oh, theyre working on this week, its a total mess. But uh, Im staying at my parents house, we could go there.
[Scene: The house next door to Chandler and Monica's new house. Chandler is pacing worriedly through the living room when Janice enters.]
Rachel: (lays down cards) Full house.
Joey: (Looking up at the waiter)Thats not food...No, I dont, no...(Taps Chandler on the shoulder.) Everything's different here...I want to go home. I...I miss my family. I miss the coffee house. I cant even remember what Phoebe looks like.
Ross: All right, look, look, youve got to do this yourself, okay in person. At least you know her name. You just go to the house and you ask for Mary-Angela, okay, when which ever one she is comes to the door, you take her for a walk, you let her down easy.
Phoebe: All right, prude... Look, Monica and Chandler really love this house. You are not gonna talk them into staying here.
Waiter: Look; you got stood up, who cares? We're gonna show you a good time. Just sit and relax. In fact, let me bring you a crab cake appetizer on the house.
[Scene: The beach house, Joey and Chandler are sitting at the dinner table, Monica is looking in the fridge.]
Rachel: Alright thanks, oh Ross could you stop by the coffee house and get me a muffin?
Pete: Oh, believe me, I dont want to get hurt either. Im being smart about this. See these guys? Theyre the best trainers in the world, and Hoshi here used to be a paid assassin. (Hoshi yells at him in Chinese) A house painter! He used to be a house painter.
Mr. Geller: (Pointing items out on the bill.) Flowers, liquor, recarpet first floor. New guest bath, landscaping. Im paying to remodel this guys house. (Angrily gets up.) Im going to give that son on a bitch, a piece of my mind.
[Scene: Outside Phoebe's dad's house. Phoebe is running back to the cab.]
[Scene: The beach house, Phoebe is coming down the stairs all packed and ready to go.]
Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now Im not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?
JANITOR: Meet me in the nocturnal house in 15 minutes.
MRS GREEN: This is just so exciting. You know, I never worked. I went straight from my father's house to the sorority house to my husband's house. I am just so proud of you.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Ross and Monica are still going on about the house.]
[Scene: Phoebe's dad's house. Phoebe pulls up in the cab with Rachel and Joey in the back.]
CHANDLER: Ya know I think this is much better than the coffee house.
(Jamie Buchman and Fran Devanow enter the coffee house. They look about them as Jamie removes her coat and scarf.)
MRS. GELLER: Oh, Jack look, there's that house paint commercial that cracks you up. [the Gellers return to watching TV and Ross goes over to Monica]
Chandler: Come on, you're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie? That's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.
Monica: White House adviser? Clinton's campaign guy? The one with the great hair, sexy smile, really cute butt?
JOEY: [walks out of his room] Hey, this is ridiculous. I'll tell you what. After I get back from my neice's christening, I'll go down to the coffee house with you and we'll all have a nice cup of coffee alright. No problem, Joey's there.
Phoebe: I dont know, they both want to live in a house of cheese! I dont know how you fight that.
Rachel: Yes okay. (Checking the speed dial again.) Well now see this isnt telling us anything. (Reading the speed dial) Joe. Carlos. Peter. Ooh! Peter Luger! T hats a steak house!
[Scene: Outside Phoebe's dad's house. The cab pulls up.]
Monica: No, umm, he met some girl at the coffee house.
Monica: Oh Rachel, I know the best coffee house and its sooo close.
Joey: It's a name, yeah. I saw you, you know, in this great house with a big pool.
Strange man: (he bounds into the house) I knew you'd be here!
Phoebe: Thats a dog, every house should have a dog.
Chandler: (entering) Hey, my Fathers house does that!
Phoebe: Well, maybe its so big because the house was built on radioactive waste.
Ross: This is the coolest house ever!!
Phoebe: Yeah! How would you like it if I sent you to Lee Majors house and told you that he liked you, and you went down there and you found out that he didnt like you? How would you feel?
Monica: Oh, great! Just what you want for a new house with infants. Bird feces.
Phoebe: Well, shes out of town so, theres gotta be something in her house that tells me where my Father is.
[Scene: Joeys sisters house, theyre finishing up dinner.]
[Scene: Phoebe Sr.s house, its right after she told Phoebe that shes her birth mother.]
[cut to Phoebe Sr.s house, from the last episode]
Chandler: Well, can we help?! You want us to take you back to the house?!
[Scene: Phoebe Sr.s house, Phoebe is breaking in through a window.]
Chandler: (entering with Joey) (to Monica) Coffee house?
Phoebe: Wow, a house for dolls, that is so cool! When I was kid, I had a barrel.
JOEY: Huh? Never really thought about the writers. The scripts just kinda come to my house. But you know what? This makes me look good, which makes the show look good, which makes the writers look good so how could they be mad about that?
Rachel: I’m telling you guys, we followed them out to a house in Westchester, the went in for like forty-five minutes and then they came out looking pretty happy!
LITTLE BULLY: Well then here's the deal, you won't have to so long as never ever show your faces in this coffee house ever again.
[Scene: Outside the beach house, Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel.]
Phoebe Sr: Well, yes, its kindve an unusual house. It has umm, three beautiful bedrooms and ah, no baths. But y'know, the ocean is right there.
Ross: Emma left her stuffed t-rex at my house. You know she can’t sleep without it.
[Scene: Phoebe Sr.s house, theres a knock on the door.]
[Scene: The beach house, Rachels bedroom. She is finishing up writing something as Ross walks through the door.]
Rachel: Umm Pheebs, remember when we were in the coffee house we decided that I was going to keep the uh, the cute guys cell phone?
[Scene: Phoebe Sr. house, she is a real estate agent and is trying to sell a house over the phone. By the way, its still raining outside.]
RACHEL: I know. And Mom, I realize you and Daddy were upset when I didn't marry Barry and get the big house in the suburbs with all the security and everything, but this is just so much better for me, you know?
[Scene: The beach house, at night. Phoebe is hangs up the phone, and gently pushes one of the stools over.]
Phoebe: Okay, (starts to pack up her stuff) fine. Come dinosaur, were not welcome in the house of no imagination.
[cut to Monica opening the door of the beach house, with Chandler trying to pick her up for a date.]
Rachel: (crying) Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?
Phoebe: (to her date) Okay, and then this is the coffee house. This is where I play my music. (points to the stage)
Rachel: Oh, yeah, well Yeah, no use wasting this baby, just lyin around the house.
Phoebe: Oh...yes..is this..umm..Emilys Parents house.
[Scene: Moving Shot towards The Waltham House. A phone is ringing.]
Joey: (glares at him for a moment, then admits grudgingly) Maybe. Well, I just think you guys can do better than this house, you know? Or any other house for that matter.
Mrs. Geller: How could it be so much? The receptions at their house.
Joey: Yep! Looks like its gonna be a leeeeean Christmas at the Dragon house this year.
[Scene: The beach house, the next morning. Ross is passed out on the kitchen counter. He wakes up with a start and has one of the pages of the letter stuck to his face.]
[Scene: San Diego Zoo. Ross and the janitor are in the nocturnal house.]
[Scene: Outside the beach house, Ross is coming out to talk to Rachel.]
Monica: Come here! Come here! (They hug.) Sweetie you dont have to worry. No, besides yknow what? Im gonna have a lot of new things with you. The first time we buy a house. Our first kid. Our first grandkid
Joey: Oh, come on! Last night I was finishing off a pizza and she said (aping Amy badly) "Uoh oh oh, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!" I don’t need that kind of talk in my house!
Monica: I dont believe you spent my wedding fund on the beach house!