words in movies
Rachel: Oh, there you are! Hi! Oh, so, so, how was China, you? (Hits him with the flowers.)
Monica: This is amazing. I mean, how, how did this happen?
Rachel: How is that the silver lining?
Phoebe: Oh, ok. How, it's been so long since you've had sex, you're wondering if they've changed it?
Rachel: (to Monica) Ok, ok, ok. How did this happen to me? How did this happen to me? A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine. Ross was just Ross, just this guy. Now he's Rrrooossss, oh, this really great guy that I can't have.
Monica: Rachel, how did this happen?
Phoebe: Would you relax? I know what I am doing. This is how he wears it.
Monica: How who wears it?
Frankie: How long do you want the cuffs?
Rachel: How is she?
Joey: You gotta tell Ross how you feel.
Rachel: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?
Joey: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear. (Chandler and Ross stare at him) What? Ross, Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?
Ross: You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking "Oh my god, I'm with Rachel". You know, someone who makes you feel good, the way I am with Julie. (Rachel has moved closer, but hearing that she starts to back up.) Was there a second of all?
Joey: I swear to god, Dad. That's not how they measure pants.
RYAN: Can you believe how we spent our two weeks together?
Waiter: Eh, okay, the waiters have a little pool going. We have a bet on how long it'll take before you give up and go home.
Chandler: Oh my God, how did you do that?
Chandler: So, how many have you sold so far?
Monica: Wow. Joey, (sarcastically) how do you do it?
Ross: Huh. Well, good luck to Dad. Say, how many more boxes would you have to sell in order to win?
Phoebe: Wow. Okay, I dont know how to talk to you.
Ross: No! Okay, you mean, you're not gonna talk to her, you're not gonna tell her how you feel?
Phoebe: How can you not know which one?
Rachel: So, how are you?
ROSS: [sitting at table talking to a girl] It's hard to tell because I'm sweating, but I use exactly what the gel bottle says, an amount about the size of a pea. How, how can that be too much?
Joey: Well, that is usually what I would do. But I just never thought youd be on the receiving end of it. How could you do this?!
Ross: Howd did it go?
Monica: So ah, Phoebe, how was your date?
Ross: Why?! How?! How is he a genius?
Chandler: Well, lets just say its ironic how footage of someone being born can make you want to kill yourself.
Joey: How little are they? I mean, are they like scary little?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is teaching Richard how to make lasagne.]
Joey: What?! How could you do that, how could you think she was Mary-Angela?
Joey: Hey! (starts to laugh.) Hows it going?
Ross: Oh-ho please. Ask her how?
Ross: Oh, come here sweetie, listen, youre gonna go on like a thousand interviews before you get a job. (she glares at him) Thats not how that was supposed to come out.
Ross: (looking at the remote) How did he do this?
Monica: How can you not remember? You made us call you...Bea.
Rachel: How often do you read it?
Chandler: (excited) Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what Joey: Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?! Monica: (shocked) Really? (She looks around, suddenly embarrassed) Let's get past the moment. Phoebe: What's your news? Chandler: Thank you. I got a job in advertising. (Everybody cheers) Monica: (hugging Chandler) Oh, honey, that's incredible! Phoebe: (inquisitive) Gosh, what's the pay like? (Everybody stares at her indignantly) Oh, come on people (defending) come on, now, if I don't know who makes the most, how do I know who I like the most! (She looks at Joey) Hey Joey! (Joey winks at her) Chandler: Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship. Joey: Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'. Chandler: Right. So, it'll be the same except less sex with you. (Joey nods) Ross: So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there? Chandler: Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the people they like. Phoebe: (enthusiastic) That's great. Chandler: Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating (At the same time, Gunther puts down a cup of coffee in front of Chandler) Chandler: (grinning awkwardly) Humiliating and noble! (Gunther shoots a nasty look at him while leaving) Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising. Monica: Ross, you did not come up with "got milk?" Ross: Yes, I did, I did! (He turns to Joey, disappointed) I should have written it down!
Mr. Kaplan: (entering) Hows that coffee comin, dear?
Paul: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get?
Joey: Oh yeah? Then how come I keep(He notices that the marker board they use has been left on the entertainment center and holds up his discovery.)
Monica: So umm, how was your date with Ginger?
Phoebe: Remember how you said you were really dense about poetry? Oh. (hugs her)
MONICA: Really? Wow, well then come on, I wanna show you how to fold the toilet paper into a point.
Chandler: You ah, you have, you have to leave, now? How come?
Ross: (loudly so that everyone can hear) Hey lady! I don't care how much you want it! Okay?! I am not gonna to have sex with you in the bathroom! (Rachel sinks lower on her chair trying to hide.)
Ross: What, do you, well umm, oh how about I come up there?
Agency guy: So, how’s everything going in here?
Ross: Chloe, Chloe hows it coming?!!
Chandler: So tell me, how do- how do you think your husband would feel about you sitting here with me?...Sliding your foot so far up my pant leg you can count the change in my pocket?
Rachel: Okay! All right! How was she?
Rachel: Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, lets talk about it!! How was she?
Phoebe: All right, no, well I want to kill them to, but their boys, y'know how are we gonna beat three boys?
Chandler: Now, Monica, you know that's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagne...
Mr. Kaplan: Well, dont think I havent noticed your potential. Well, Ive got a project for you thats a lot more related to fashion. How does that sound?
Rachel: Really?! How come we didnt cross paths?
RACH: [distracted] How long do cats live?
Chandler: Thats a bad duck!!! (to Ross) Howd the thing go tonight, Ross?
Frank: How are you?
Joey: Me too. I mean I havent thought at all about how I put myself out there and said all that stuff and how you didnt feel the same way about me and-and how it was really awkward.
The Director: Joe. Hows it going?
Phoebe: Okay. You know how people need transportation, but they also need massages to help them relax so I just figured we could combine the two, okay, I give the massages and Frank drives! I can fix up the van, bolt the table in the back, and you know what Ive got?
Mrs. Bing: Really stupid. And I don't even know how it happened. I'm sorry, honey, I promise it will never happen again. Are we okay now?
Monica: Hows the big anniversary dinner?
Joey: (to Monica) Hey, how much will you give me to eat this whole jar of olives?
Rachel: So you know how to fix it?
Pete: Well, yknow, I never know how much to tip.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, sure. So, how was your day?
Monica: Why, how much is that?
Monica: How bout one last game of racquetball?
Chandler: You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again.
Chandler: Pheebs, I dont understand. How can you have a roommate that none of us know anything about?
Monica: Hey, Rach, how was work?
Rachel: You know how much I love that T-shirt! You never even where that T-shirt!
Janice: Hi, Ross. Yes, it's me. How did you know? (she laughs obnoxiously)
Ross: Now, how will they know if youre ready?
Ross: Well, Rachel moving to another country? Not being able to see her every day. How can I be okay with this?
Monica: But I figured, you know, that shouldn't change anything. I mean, what the hell does it matter how old we are.
Joey: How do you mean?
CHANDLER: Hey! How come I'm stuck dicing, when he gets to ball the melon.
Rachel: Hey, how are those tapes working out for ya?
ROSS: Great, how did it go?
Joey: Hows she doing?
Chandler: Y'know, he won't even talk to me. How am I going to apologize to him if he won't even talk to me?
Joey: Hey, how much cash do you got in your pocket right now?
Joey: Oh, yeah?! Then how come I keep thinking about her in all these sexual scenarios and stuff huh?!
Ross: How come its always us left in the field holding the ball?
Monica: No, Ive had second thoughts about that. Do you realize how hard that would be to clean?
Joey: Okay, what do you have a fear of if you suffer from this phobia, Tris Holy cow, thats a big word. Trisc Seriously look at this thing. Chandler, how do you say that?
Sandy: I realise how it's... a bit unorthodox for some people, but I really believe, the most satisfying thing you can do with your life, is take care of a child.
Joey: Two it is. Ross, how about you?
Rachel: Oh wow! What now Ross youre not gonna talk? How on earth will you ever annoy me? Oh wait a minute, I know. (Mimics his breathing.) I mean youd think the damn jalepeno wouldve cleared up your sinuses, but no!! Thats not enough (Ross jumps over and kisses her.) What are you doing?!
Joey: Oh yeah? Ross, how many items left in that bag?
Ross: (to the girls) Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl’s breast?
Kate: Yep! I sure know how to pick em, huh? Y'know I gave up a part on a soap for this!
Joey: Well so, how come you blew me off? Y'know? How come you were with him?
Ross: Wait, wait a minute, there's no light on the back wall! How do I know when it's gonna start? Hello? (he slowly turns and the spraying begins, on his face) Ah, oh, ah! (he turns, but then he turns again and is sprayed in the front again) Ah! (he spits and angrily goes out of the spray-on tan booth and the assistant enters the room) The same thing happened again!
Joanna: Oh God, we just clicked! Yknow how people just click? Like he came by to pick me up, and I opened the door, and it was just like, click! Did he tell you?
Cailin: So. Howd you guys meet?
Ross: Oh, well, when you don't have the cards, you don't have the cards, you know. (looks at Rachel) But, uh... look how happy she is. (smiles)
MONICA: I've been great, just great. How have you been? [tilting her head]
Ross: How did you know she would buy scotch tape?
Chandler: Okay, okay, here she comes! (Sits on the couch next to him.) How do I look? Do I look like a guy who doesnt want to get married?
Monica: I guess that's how.
Monica: Anyway, how did it go with Kate?
Joey: Hi, how ya doing?
Ross: What?! Hows that?
Ross: Are you sure? Because I can stay out as late as you want. I told you how I'm on sabbatical from work, right?
Rachel: Howd it go with Pete?!
Phoebe: So Ross, how umm, how did it go with Bonnie?
Billy: How do you know?
Ross: Hey! How long until Petes fight?