words in movies
Gunther: Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?
Phoebe: No, no, I am against innocent trees being cut down in their prime, and their, their corpses grotesquely dressed in like tinsel and twinkly lights. (to Joey) Hey, how do you sleep at night?
Ross: Huh. Well, good luck to Dad. Say, how many more boxes would you have to sell in order to win?
Ross: Four hundred, huh? Well, that sounds do-able. (starts to get out his wallet) How much are the boxes?
Monica: All right, Ill take one box of the mint treasures, just one, and thats it. I-I started gaining weight after I joined the Brown Birds. (to Ross) Remember, how Dad bought all my boxes and I ate them all?
Chandler: How... exactly are you pursuing that? Y'know other than sending out resumes like what, two years ago?
Rachel: Well then how come youre still at a job that you hate, I mean why dont you quit and get the fear?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much hes sold.]
Chandler: So, how many have you sold so far?
Chandler: Oh my God, how did you do that?
Ross: (to the girl sitting next to him) Hi there. How many, how many ah, did you sell?
Chandler: (to Rachel, whos entering) Hey! Howd the interview go?
Ross: Oh, come here sweetie, listen, youre gonna go on like a thousand interviews before you get a job. (she glares at him) Thats not how that was supposed to come out.
Rachel: I cant! Its too late! Terry already hired that girl over there. (points to her) Look at her, shes even got waitress experience. Last night she was teaching everybody how to make napkin.... (starts to cry) swans.
Rachel: Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, its just time to move on. (at the counter Gunther starts to cry and runs into the back room) Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.
Frank: How are you?
Joey: Me too. I mean I havent thought at all about how I put myself out there and said all that stuff and how you didnt feel the same way about me and-and how it was really awkward.
Phoebe: Okay. You know how people need transportation, but they also need massages to help them relax so I just figured we could combine the two, okay, I give the massages and Frank drives! I can fix up the van, bolt the table in the back, and you know what Ive got?
Mrs. Bing: Really stupid. And I don't even know how it happened. I'm sorry, honey, I promise it will never happen again. Are we okay now?
Monica: Hows the big anniversary dinner?
Joey: (to Monica) Hey, how much will you give me to eat this whole jar of olives?
Rachel: So you know how to fix it?
Pete: Well, yknow, I never know how much to tip.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, sure. So, how was your day?
Monica: Why, how much is that?
Monica: How bout one last game of racquetball?
Chandler: You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again.
The Director: Joe. Hows it going?
Chandler: Pheebs, I dont understand. How can you have a roommate that none of us know anything about?
Rachel: You know how much I love that T-shirt! You never even where that T-shirt!
Janice: Hi, Ross. Yes, it's me. How did you know? (she laughs obnoxiously)
Ross: Now, how will they know if youre ready?
Ross: Well, Rachel moving to another country? Not being able to see her every day. How can I be okay with this?
Monica: Hey, Rach, how was work?
Monica: But I figured, you know, that shouldn't change anything. I mean, what the hell does it matter how old we are.
Rachel: Hey, how are those tapes working out for ya?
Joey: How do you mean?
CHANDLER: Hey! How come I'm stuck dicing, when he gets to ball the melon.
ROSS: Great, how did it go?
Chandler: Y'know, he won't even talk to me. How am I going to apologize to him if he won't even talk to me?
Joey: Hey, how much cash do you got in your pocket right now?
Joey: Oh, yeah?! Then how come I keep thinking about her in all these sexual scenarios and stuff huh?!
Monica: No, Ive had second thoughts about that. Do you realize how hard that would be to clean?
Ross: How come its always us left in the field holding the ball?
Joey: Hows she doing?
Rachel: Oh wow! What now Ross youre not gonna talk? How on earth will you ever annoy me? Oh wait a minute, I know. (Mimics his breathing.) I mean youd think the damn jalepeno wouldve cleared up your sinuses, but no!! Thats not enough (Ross jumps over and kisses her.) What are you doing?!
Sandy: I realise how it's... a bit unorthodox for some people, but I really believe, the most satisfying thing you can do with your life, is take care of a child.
Joey: Two it is. Ross, how about you?
Joey: Okay, what do you have a fear of if you suffer from this phobia, Tris Holy cow, thats a big word. Trisc Seriously look at this thing. Chandler, how do you say that?
Joey: Oh yeah? Ross, how many items left in that bag?
Kate: Yep! I sure know how to pick em, huh? Y'know I gave up a part on a soap for this!
Ross: (to the girls) Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl’s breast?
Joey: Well so, how come you blew me off? Y'know? How come you were with him?
Ross: Wait, wait a minute, there's no light on the back wall! How do I know when it's gonna start? Hello? (he slowly turns and the spraying begins, on his face) Ah, oh, ah! (he turns, but then he turns again and is sprayed in the front again) Ah! (he spits and angrily goes out of the spray-on tan booth and the assistant enters the room) The same thing happened again!
Joanna: Oh God, we just clicked! Yknow how people just click? Like he came by to pick me up, and I opened the door, and it was just like, click! Did he tell you?
Ross: Oh, well, when you don't have the cards, you don't have the cards, you know. (looks at Rachel) But, uh... look how happy she is. (smiles)
MONICA: I've been great, just great. How have you been? [tilting her head]
Ross: How did you know she would buy scotch tape?
Chandler: Okay, okay, here she comes! (Sits on the couch next to him.) How do I look? Do I look like a guy who doesnt want to get married?
Cailin: So. Howd you guys meet?
Monica: Anyway, how did it go with Kate?
Monica: I guess that's how.
Joey: Hi, how ya doing?
Ross: Are you sure? Because I can stay out as late as you want. I told you how I'm on sabbatical from work, right?
Ross: What?! Hows that?
Rachel: Howd it go with Pete?!
Billy: How do you know?
Rachel: How could you not tell me that she has hair?
Ross: Hey! How long until Petes fight?
Phoebe: So Ross, how umm, how did it go with Bonnie?
MONICA: How can I not do it? I have $127 in the bank.
Rachel: I dont know. I dont know how I feel. This is all happening so fast. I have to make all these decisions that I dont want to make. (Takes another sip of champagne and spits it back out) Somebody just take this away from me!!
Joey: Oh, I know how we can decide. Phoebe, show him your game!
Phoebe: Oh, so, how are we doing?
Joey: Yeah, I-I-I'm down with that. (He turns back to the woman.) Okay, here goes. (Thinks.) How (Holds up his hand like an Indian) you (Points at her) a-doin'? (Does a little twisting motion with both hands and ends up pointing at her, he then winks. She smiles and waves again.) (To Monica) It worked! She's waving me over. (Towards the woman.) Okay, I-I-I'll be right over. Let's see, she's on the third floor
Monica: Wow! Youre a lot sturdier that Chandler. He crumpled like a piece of paper. So how was youre trip?
Rachel: (makes some unintelligible sound to stop her from leaving) Obviously you know how to haggle, so I'm not gonna try and take you on. Okay? So $800 and I don't call the cops because you're robbing me blind! Blind! (Covers her eyes) Just take cat, leave the money, and run away! Run away! (Uncovers her eyes and sees that the woman has fled) Damnit! (To the cat) Cat, can't you at least smile or something?! (The cat hisses at her again, it sounds like Rachel) Okay, did anybody just hear that? Anybody?
Phoebe: How close?
Phoebe: I dont even know how that would work!
Rachel: How was the beach?
Ursula: Yeah. So how have you been doing?
Phoebe: Im sorry, I-I-I-I dont live here anymore. I-I didnt know how to tell you, but y'know everybody else knows!
Rachel: Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Maybe it's not so bad. How did you leave it?
Bonnie: Hey! How did everybody sleep?
Joey: (pause) Hows that going?
Frank: How-how I like to melt stuff, and how I dislike stuff that doesnt melt.
Monica: Ohh, how is he?
Monica: Umm. Well, theres Rachel, and umm, I think thats it. How bout you?
Rachel: (handing him the letter) Its just some things Ive been thinking about. Some things about us, and before we can even think about the two of us getting back together, I just need to know how you feel about this stuff.
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Rachel: (to Monica) So, how was your date?
Rachel: Alright. Well then how about I call your supervisor, and I tell her that you shot my friend in the ass with a dart?
Phoebe: How come?
JOEY: Huh? Never really thought about the writers. The scripts just kinda come to my house. But you know what? This makes me look good, which makes the show look good, which makes the writers look good so how could they be mad about that?
Chandler: How little?!
Monica: How bout just a boom?
Joey: Oh my God! How many of these things did you have? These are pure vodka.
Joey: All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, you really wanna know how I did it, Ill show ya. When you handed me back the card, what you didnt see was, I looked at it so fast that it was invisible to the naked eye. (picks up a card and quickly looks at it) I just did it. (does it again) I just did it, again. Here, Ill slow it down so that you guys can see it. (looks and the card in slow motion)
Ross: How can I not get this? I'm a college professor; I got 1450 on my S.A.T.s.
Monica: No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?
Joey: Um-hmm! Look, I-I-I don't know how much more of this I can take! Did you know he taped over my Baywatch tape with some show about bugs! My God! What if that had been porn?
Chandler: Hi! (to Sophie) How are you?
Monica: Look, I don't even know how I feel about him yet. Just give me a chance to figure that out.
Phoebe Sr.: Noo! No! It wasnt like that I... Remember how I told you how Lily, Frank, and I we were, we were close. Well, we were, we were very close.
Phoebe Sr.: So I guess youd like to know how it all happened.
Rachel: I know Mona, just hear me out. First of all, Im so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own. Youre gonna have to tell me how you did that.
Monica: Hey-hey, how goes the dancing? Gay yet?
Rachel: (to Gunther) Ill take a coffee. (To Ross) So how was your big date last night?
Rachel: Shell be out in a second. So, Chip, hows umm, Amy Welch?
RACH: Cats, how long do they live figuring you don't... y'know, throw 'em under a bus or something?
Joey: How about zero down and zero a month for a long, long time?
Rachel: How come you didn't come over earlier?
Monica: How about we play for more money, say 150?
Ross: You know what I don't care. The only person I cared about getting dressed, is the one person that says she's not even gonna go. Look Rach, I'm sorry. Okay. Look, I-I wa, I was a jerk. I'm sorry I yelled. I want you there, I need you there. Look, what, what can I do that can show you how much, how much I want you to be there.
Ross: Ohh. (He drops the shoes, takes the brush from her, and licks the tip. He doesnt like how it tastes.)