words in movies
Rachel: Well, how can you be a tour guide, dont you have to be a dinosaur expert or something?
Phoebe Sr: I mean, I know what Im talking about. I gave up two babies, and I only wish I had someone there that had given up babies, that could tell me how terrible it is to give up babies. I just think that, it would be something you will regret every single day for the rest of your life. So, how ever hard it is to give up this puppy, it would be like a million times harder to give up a child. (Phoebe is playing with the puppy again, and not listening) I really shouldnt have given you the puppy first.
JOEY: Uhh, this is it, this is how we're gonna die. Ready?
ROSS: Rach, come on, look, I know how you must feel.
ROB: How did you know there was a but?
PHOEBE: Oh, I don't know. Umm, how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace.
RACHEL: Now just how big of a star is Marcel?
PHOEBE: OK. Um, how come I'm walking with you?
Joey: Oh no! How can she do that when she's never shown any interest in you?!?
Phoebe: Hey, buddy. Hows my favorite dog, huh? Hows my favorite dog? (the dog doesnt move) Youre subdued. (to Joey) Did you give him a beer?
STEVE: How are you? Look, you guys wanna meet the group? Come on. So, are you one of the ones who fooled around with my dad?
Monica: You bet your ass Im gonna fire you! Get out of my kitchen! Get out!! (Joey leaves) All right! Anybody else got a problem? How bout you Chuckles? You think this is funny now?
ROSS: Ok, Pheebs! How 'bout we'll each just pay for what we had. It's no big deal.
ROSS: How 'bout from now on we just call it the 'unfortunate incident'? [Rachel walks off] Hey Gunther, you got stairs in your place?
Rachel: (still can't find him) How are you doing this?
Joey: R-R-Richard said he wants to marry you?! (Monica nods yes.) And-and Chandlers tellin ya how much he hates marriage?!
ROSS: Wha, OK, now how do you know that?
Jill: (To Ross) And you! I throw myself at you and you say no, how gay are you?
JOEY: How come you have two?
Monica: Ok, for my next song I think I�ll sing something a little more upbeat. All right? Oh, how about the PointerSisters �I am so excited�. And make it bouncy!
Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?
MRS. GELLER: Oh, dear. Jack, how do I turn this off?
RACHEL: So, uh, how was your day?
ERICA: How did you get here so fast, I just saw you in Salem?
Ross: Oh, man! I can't believe she's actually leaving. How am I gonna say goodbye to Rachel?
Chandler: How can I dump this woman on Valentine's day?
RICHARD: How ya doin'?
Monica: Well, theres a lot to think about. I mean, how is she, how is she going to handle this financially? How is she going to juggle work? Does she realize shes not going to have a date again for the next eighteen years?
JOEY: Well that's how I feel.
Elizabeth: Ahh, I just have one problem left that I do not know how to solve. Uhh, Rachel maybe you want to come upstairs and help me figure it out?
RACHEL: Phoebe, how would you do this to me? This was all your idea.
JOEY: OK, we'll just leave, and when we pass her on the stairs, she won't know it's me 'cause we've never met. CHANDLER: That's how radio stars escape stalkers.
Chandler: Yeah y-you, how hard is it to say something? Rachel came over to borrow something.
CHANDLER: Well then, how do you know when vegetables are done?
Joey: (sleepily) Yeah, she is. Wow! (Falls back asleep, loudly) How you doin?
Chandler: How can I answer that when Im pretending I dont know you?
Joey: (To Ross) Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out. (He hangs up the phone and strands Ross in the bathroom.)
CHANDLER: How long you been waitin' to say that?
Phoebe: Look, I feel really bad about how I freaked you out before, so I called the father and asked him to meet you here so you can tell him. Go!
JOEY: How can they do this to me?
Carol: Ben. Ben. Ben's good. How come you never mentioned Ben before?
Lydia: So how did you know I was even here?
ROSS: How could you not tell us?
ROSS: Oh. How do you uh, ya know, keep it so neat?
MONICA: Ya know, I was thinking. Ya know how we always stay at your apartment? Well, I thought maybe tonight we'd stay at my place.
Emily: Hows it gonna be all right?!
JOEY: Look at this, how did I spend so much money?
JOEY: Geez, look how fat she got.
Joey: I've been thinking. Y'know, about how I'm always seeing girls on top of girls...
Kathy: Well, uh, when Joey gave it to me, he said, "This is 'cause I know ya like Rabbits, and I know ya like cheese." Thanks. I love it. And I know how hard it must have been for you to find.
ROSS: Hi, Julie. [nervous] Hi, Julie. Julie, um, how are you?
CHANDLER: Well, how do you find clothes that fit?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are lamenting about how they kicked Ross out.]
PHOEBE: I don't know how to say this, but I think when your wife's spirit left her body, it um, kind of stuck around in me.
RACHEL: How did you make $17.
Chandler: How do you feel about the, "I really did forgot the present, please forgive me" not fake out?
JOEY: How come those?
Monica: (on phone) Uh, Michelle. Yeah, that was me, I-I dialed your number by mistake. (listens) Oh, you're so sweet. Yeah, we were a great couple. I know I really miss him. Well, you know how it is, it's that....
Ross: Still, you- you say Minnie, you hear Mouse. Um, how about, um.. how about Julia?
MRS BUFFAY: How do you know Frank?
Rachel: And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!
FRANK: Hey lady. Hey wait up. How do you know my dad?
Joey: A little more, a little more. (she stuffs some more down his pants and Joey's assesses the how many there already are in there.) A little more... All right. Okay, all right, let's do this.
Charlton Heston: I dont know one actor worth his salt that didnt say at one time or another, "God, I stink!" Hell, I just did a scene out there, first take, I stunk the place up. But, the important thing you must remember, no matter how badly you think you might stink, you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower! Do you understand me?!
MONICA: Two? TWO? How is that possible? I mean, have you seen you?
MONICA: Well, how bout just her mom?
[Scene: The fire escape, Joey and Ross are still trying to figure out how to get down.]
Rachel: What? What? Hes interested in you. He-he likes your hair, he just wants to know how you got here.
JOEY: So how you two gettin' along?
Mike: How do I and Joey know each other? Wow, if I had a nickel for every time somebody has asked me that.
Mike: Phoebe you're so beautiful. You're so kind, you're so generous. You're so wonderfully weird. Every day with you is an adventure, and I can't believe how lucky I am, and I can't wait to share my life with you forever. (He puts the ring on Phoebe's finger.)
RICHARD: Yeah. How 'bout that.
CHANDLER: How do you not fall down more?
Rachel: Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica's always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she's right.
Rachel: How did it go with Erin?
Emily: (Yelling from inside the bathroom) Youve spoiled everything! Its like a nightmare! My friends and family are out there! How can I face them?! How can you do this to me?!
[Scene: Silvercup Studios, Joey is getting pointers on how to play Jessica Lockhart.]
Rachel: Okay. Okay, we'll be here! Hating you! Did you see how he was sweating when he walked out of there? Listen honey, if I'm hogging the ball too much you just jump right in there and take a couple punches because I'm telling you, this feels great.
Phoebe: Yeah, okay, Ive-Ive been dating both of you, and its been really horrible. Cause y'know its been a lot of fun, for me. Umm, but I-I like you both, and I, and I didnt know how to chose, so... Im sorry, Im just, Im terrible, Im a terrible person. Im terrible.
Chandler: Well, I can't believe I've been here almost seven seconds and you haven't asked me how my date went.
Mr. Geller: So, how are you doing?
Janice: Yes, because that's how long it takes to love me.
JOEY: Uhh, well, right now I'm in between things. You know how it is. One day you're processing, the next day you're not so much... processing any more.
Joey: Monica, how are you gonna do that?
Joey: How is this your seat?
Phoebe: Would you relax? I know what I am doing. This is how he wears it.
Joey: Well y'know, Ive been walking the same way since high school. Y'know, y'know how some guys they walk into a room and everybody takes notice. I think I need a take notice walk.
Ross: Okay, okay. If that is what it takes to show you how much you mean to me, and how much I want you there. Then that's what I'll do.
Monica: Hey. Its three in the morning. They dont know that Ive come home yet. You notice how neither one of them are wondering where I am.
Monica: How do I tell Chandler that its too soon. Its gonna break his heart, hes not gonna think that I dont love him anymore.
Phoebe: How did you do that?
CHANDLER: Ahh, I believe my exact words were, 'Flaign,en - sten'. I mean I didn't know what to say, how do you know if you wanna do it on an elevator?
JOEY: [quietly] I never know how long you're supposed to wait in this type of a situation before you can talk again, you know? [Ross stares blankly at him] Maybe a little longer.
ERICA: How, how can you be here and there.
Chandler: No. How are ya Paul? (Starts to look for his credit card.)
Joey: Hey little buddy, how are you feeling? (The duck does not get sick and Joey recoils in horror and heads for the couch.) What the hell is in that face cream? (Hes about to try out the couch but notices the bed in Rachels room. He walks into her room and feels the bed.) Thats so soft. (He pulls back the comforter.) Pillowcases! (He climbs in and groans in delight. Suddenly, he feels something under him and pulls out a little beat up paperback book. He opens it and starts to read from it.) (In his head.) Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar (Stops reading and thinks.) The vicar? (Continues reading) wouldnt be home for hours. Her loins were burning. She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his (Out loud.) Whoa! (Reads on in silence.) Whoa-ho-ho-ho! This is a dirty book! (Continues to read.)
Chandler: And that's how you bought it?
Joey: How is it you?
Phoebe: Well, how could it not be breezy, no, 'cause, you're, you're in such a breezy place.
Ross: Okay, well here we are. Now were in a tough spot again, Rach. What do you want to do? How do you want to handle it? Huh? Do you wanna fight for us? Or, do you wanna bail? (sits down next to her) Look, I, (on the verge of tears) I did a terrible, stupid, stupid thing. Okay? And Im sorry, I wish I could take it back, but I cant. (We see Monica and Phoebe are almost in tears.) I just cant see us throwing away something we know is so damn good. Rachel, I love you so much.
Janice: So, how come you wanted to eat in tonight?
Ross: (to Joey) How 'bout instead you, go get changed! (to Chandler) You, give him back his underwear! I'm gonna go get a cab, and I want everyone down stairs in two minutes! Monica!