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Doug: Oh well, give it time. So the divorce, the marriage, weve got a lot to celebrate. How about we all go out to dinner tomorrow night?
Monica: Okay, Ill see you tomorrow! (Doug exits.) Just so you know, were not seeing him tomorrow. (Chandler wonders why.) I-I cannot spend another evening with that man. Do you remember how he behaved at our wedding?
Mona: How many did you want? Im getting a hundred.
Dr. Schiff: So, hows it going?
Rachel: Oh, I love to ski! How amazing is this?!
Phoebe: Oh hey! So, how did your doctors appointment go?
Rachel: Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey hows it, hows it going with you and Mona? Are you guys still together?
Phoebe: (entering with some guy) Hey. Ooh Ross! Howd the conversation go?
Monica: I promise. Hey, speaking of together, how about we send out a holiday card this year?
Rachel: Okay, its justand this is really embarrassingbut lately with this whole pregnancy thing Im just finding myself how do I put this umm, erotically charged.
Rachel: Yeah. So yknow, I have all of these feelings and I dont know what to do about them, because I cant date like a normal person, which is fine because I dont need a relationship, I mean all I really want is one great night. Just sex, yknow? No strings attached, no relationship, just with someone that I feel comfortable with and who knows what hes doing. For just one great night, I mean is that really so hard to find. (Looks at Joey.) So how was your day?
[Cut to later in that episode. Chandler is in his bathroom with Monica, and hes panicking on how far Phoebe is pushing him.]
Rachel: God how long do you think thats gonna last?
Phoebe: It really does how long do you think we have to stay?
Rachel: Well, how can you be a tour guide, dont you have to be a dinosaur expert or something?
Chandler: Okay, you know how that people say that Tulsa is the Paris of Oklahoma?
Joey: Hey, so how is it?
Rachel: Oh my God! How long has she been crying?
Monica: See? Thats what I mean. I mean that, thats great! But I wouldnt trade in what I have for that. I mean Im gonna be with Chandler for the rest of my life, and thats what makes me happy. (Chandler approaches.) Hey sweetie, come here! Come sit down. Hey Phoebe and I were just talking about how our relationship is deep and meaningful. It really is dont you think?
Chandler: So Ross, how was your date the other night? Did you tell her about the magical ride that starts with the flush of every toilet?
Joey: How long do you have to go for?
Monica: It's great! How?
Joey: I can do that, yeah. How is Friday?
Amy: Okay, how about this, you guys die and the crazy plate lady dies, then do I get the baby?
Phoebe: Mike, let me ask you something. How many sisters does Joey have?
Chandler: How far outside?
Ross: Yeah, that's how I know. I'm Ross by the way.
Rachel: Thanks. (Crying) God this is so stupid! (Pause) How could I be upset over something I never had? Its negative?
Ross: oh yea now um how is that going, is it getting serious?
Phoebe: uh huh (terns to Ross) how do I look (all her make up has gone everywhere)
Joey: how come?
Chandler: This is so exciting! Its so glamorous! People taking our picture. How do I look?
Monica:: how do you know I have one of those?
Phoebe: Or we could use it to call China. See how those guys are doing.
Joey: Of course it's true! How else would you explain all the weird stuff that's been going on?
Monica: How was the pediatrician?
Monica: She pulled it out of me! Shes like a conversational wizard! Howd it go?
Rachel: what, how do we know, we never slept with you.
Joey: How could you not remember that we slept together?
Monica:: Hi, how was your flight? (She hugs him)
Monica:: Ok (sits down next to him) This is how much I love you. (She presses play then puts her arm around Chandler's neck.)
Monica:: I cannot tell you how happy that makes me! (They hug)
Chandler: You wanna talk about people's feelings? You should have heard how hurt professor Stern was yesterday when I told him I wouldn't be able to go with him to Key West!
ROSS: Oh look, I can't believe this. Look, homo-habilus hasn't even learned how to use tools yet and they've got him here wi, with clay pots. Why don't, why don't they just give him a microwave? I'm sorry, I'm sorry this is taking so long, ya know, I, I, it's just it's longer than I expected, we will have dinner.
Chandler: Thats funny, this conversations how I got the bullet hole in my head.
Monica: Thats not how you see me, is it?
Rachel: (surprised by how ugly it is) Wow! (sarcastic) Oh, she's so nice and big! Oh, Monica, where are you going to display Gladys oh so proudly? (looks around for a spot)
Joey: Uh huh, sure, yeah. How can you not remember me?
Waiter: How was everything, sir?
Phoebe: Three months? Okay... This is probably none of my business, but uhm, how long do you think you're gonna keep seeing her?
Phoebe: I'm... I'm just... I'm the worst person ever. How can I not tell David that I'm seeing Mike?
Ross: You? You! Want to watch Ben? (in the background Monica mouths Dont worry, Ill be here the whole time. to Ross.) Yes! Thatd be great, no, I just wanted to ask Monica, because I know how empty her life is. (Monica sarcastically mouths Yeah! and holds up her thumb.)
Ross: Yeah, y'know how I have you guys, well she doesnt really have any close friends that are just hers, but last week she meet this woman at the gym, Susan something, and they really hit it off, and I-I-I think its gonna make a difference
Rachel: Oh yeah, it's fine, it's fine. Sandy was just... was just telling me about how he proposed to his fiancée and it was just sooo beautiful.
Monica: Oh... How are they?
Rachel: Okay, yknow what?! I know-I know how to settle this! All right here, this is what were gonna do! Im gonna write Joey on one napkin (does so) and Im gonna right Ross on the other napkin (does so) and we are going to pick one! And that person is going to be our backup! Okay?
Mike: So... how many guys have your key?
Monica: How hard is it? No shoes on the furniture.
Chandler: Emma, how old are you? How old are you today? (holds up his index finger again)
Ross: Okay, okay... How exactly is a two month old supposed to appreciate puppets?
Joey: Aaahh... How much do I owe you?
Chandler: How come?
Monica: Oh how nice. Maybe later we can all go blow our noses on my wedding dress.
[This starts another series of flashbacks about Joeys hobbies. The first one is from Episode 703: The One With Phoebes Cookies, Rachel is teaching Joey how to sail his boat, the Mr. Bowmont.]
Amy: How hard could it be? You do it.
Amy: Uh.. To name a few. You know.. You know.. You've just always been like this. You just have to have everything. And I couldn't have anything. Like in junior high, when you stole Timmy from me. I mean, do you even realize how much that hurt me?
ROSS: I'm getting ready for the water skiing. [Mr. Greene opens the door which pulls Ross in] How are you doing?
JOEY: Hey.� How come you're answering your own phone?� Where's your crazy assistant?
Rachel: How do you know that? What if it just gets worse and worse and worse, to the point where we cant even be in the same room with each other?!
Ross: Okay, look, how is this gonna affect you? Really? I mean you fill some form out once and a while and instead of checking the box that says Ms you check the box that says Mrs.! Its right next to it!
JOEY: Absolutely.� You'd do it for me.� Not that you ever have to because I know how to keep my women satisfied.
ROSS: Shouldn't the pizza be here by now?� I mean, they said thirty minutes or less.� Well, how long has it been?
CHANDLER: Because I didn't know how to tell him that I couldn't go to the Knicks game.� So, I just told him that I had to stay in Tulsa.
MIKE: (Entering the apartment) I, I was just thinking about how much more we have to talk about.
ROSS: So, ah . . . So, how was it?�� Uh, did you guys. . . Did you guys have a good time?
Rachel: Oh my God! I bet thats him. My digital fairy tale is about to begin. I wonder how I should be? Should I be uh (In a sexy voice) Hello? Or should I be (Happily) Hi! Its Rach (Phoebe knocks the phone out of Rachels hand, catches it, and answers it.) Would you stop doing that?!
[Scene: Michelle's, Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d'.]
Monica: How dirty do you think I am? Im telling you, if you had some candles and some bubbles and some music, you would love it! It would take all of your stress away.
Chandler: How drunk are you?
Ross: Oh, I can't tell you how great it was to look at the crowd and see your face! I mean... uh, did you know you were (giggles) mouthing the words along with me?
Monica: How many kids were we gonna have?
Joey: How do you think she's doing?
MONICA: Oh I was just doing Chandler's side of the conversation.� You know, like, "Hi, How do I look?"� (As Chandler) "Really sexy.� Could I BE any more turned on?"
Tag: How are you doing? Are you feeling any better?
The Waitress: She says its to dry now and she wants to come back here and explain to you exactly how she wants it.
Ross: So, Rach, y'know-y'know how Emily's coming right?
Phoebe: On how far along he's in the sex change process!
Monica: Oh yeah...So how did you end up kissing?
Joey: Do you know how hard this is gonna be on him when he doesnt get it?
Mrs. Geller: (lying) Ive gotta call my friend Mary and tell her how good this is, from Monicas room.
Woman: How much do I owe you for the muffin and the latte?
Chandler: I don't get it neither, I mean you're obviously desperate, you're asking women how they want to be killed
Joey: Yeah, yeah. Hey, they totally match! They look great! They look great! How you doing!
Monica: What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come youre having a party and were not invited?
Rachel: Hi! Hey, remember how last night we were talking about that movie Cujo?
Rachel: How do you know about that?
Rachel: Whoa, how do you know about that?
Joey: Wow! So, how are you?
Phoebe: How do you even know a woman like that?
Joey: Please I have an extremely high threshold...Holly Mother Of God! My face! My face!! I'm all right! I'm all right!Just a little bit of shock that's all but I'll be fine you can go again. I'm OK(He tries to avoid the tweezers) Dammit! Woman!! How Hoooow!
[Scene: A couch store, Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place. He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it. Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels. He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it. One thing about this couch, it's huge. It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch. Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast.]
Ross: Im sorry. But ah, hey, oh, somebodys off the phone, how bout a glass of wine by the fire, I could get it going again.
Rachel: This is the worst date ever. How could you set me up with this creep?
Rachel: All right, how about I go over there and I will walk into Chandler's bedroom and I will see that thing that I think that I know is actually the thing that I think that I know! (Note: Kudos to Ms. Aniston on the delivery of that line. She said it very quickly and didn't screw up a word. Try it yourself, it ain't that easy.)
Mr. Geller: Kids, I spoke to a doctor and picked up this pamphlets on how to get pregnant. (He slides them under the door.)
Phoebe: You know, I might know somebody. Hey, how about you set me up with someone, and we double date!
Phoebe: It's ok that's how you feel.
Ross: Hows Monica coming along with her vows?
Ross: Oh my God! I love this apartment! Isn't it perfect?! I can't believe I never realized how great it is!
Phoebe: That's not how you really feel is it?
Phoebe: No...I really wanted to know how you feel about it.