words in movies
Woman: How much do I owe you for the muffin and the latte?
Ross: Hey Joey, how come our stuff isnt free?
Joey: How about a scone on the house baby?
Joey: Hey, (in the Joey voice) how you doin?
Jill: Oh, thats so great! Okay, Im really gonna do this! I dont know how to thank you guys.
Joey: Well if its free food, how come youre charging me for it?
Ross: Jill, how did you pay for all this? I thought your dad took away your credit card.
Ross: Oh yeah, how about you and the, (mimics her fake cry) "Im sorry!"
Phoebe: What about, what about when I said yknow about the apartment pants, how dumb was I?
Jill: Oh no! But I just walked past three sales and I didnt go in. How strong am I?
Monica: How could I be asleep knowing that you were in the next room.
Monica: God, Ross is on a date with your sister! How weird is that?!
Joey: We should really learn how to play the real way. (Moves another piece.)
Monica: They wouldnt have put it there if it didnt do something! How can you not care?
Rachel: Uh great! How do you feel about Diet Coke?
Rachel: Oh, with the mother, just... just constantly tell her how amazing her son is. Take it from me, moms love me. Ross's mom one time actually said I'm like the daughter that she never had.
Rachel: How can you not remember us kissing?!
Joey: Oh, I got it! How about saying something like, "Monica
Phoebe: Yeah, youre right. Hows the Mrs.?
Joey: How is "Monica, I love your sweet ass," inappropriate?
Joey: How?! When?!
Phoebe: (she turns around and puts the cat on the entertainment center) Ross, how many parents have you lost?
Rachel: Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?
Rachel: Well, we were just talkin about you guys gettin married and how great it is.
Chandler: The meaning of the box is three fold. One (holds a finger up through the air hole), it gives me the time to think about what I did. Two (holds up another finger), it proves how much I care about my friendship with Joey. And three (holds up a third finger), it hurts!
Monica: How much did ever really win before?
Joey: Listen, you know how uh, when youre wearing pants and you lean forward I check out your underwear?
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Wow! How long were we arguing for?
Joey: Okay. Okay, I can do this. I can tell her how I feel. Just uh, just stand up straight. (Does so.) Take a couple deep breaths. (Does so.) Look confident. (Does so as Rachel opens the door and startles him.)
Ross: Well how much time before she absolutely has to start getting ready?
Rachel: All right, well how much time do you need?
Chandler: Panicking! And using the Internet to try to prove that Im related to Monica. How is she?
Monica: How can that be?! Oh wait! Wait! Are you, are you serious?!
Monica: I know! Hey, hows Chandler doin?
Rachel: Well okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium listening to Professor Pitstains and hes Hey everybody! Remember that thing thats been dead for a gazillion years. Well theres this little bone we didnt know it had!
Chandler: But come on, look at how cute and small this is! So I got it to give Monica so shed know I was okay.
Chandler: How about those three pointers?
Phoebe: How about just the bridemaids?
Monica: How?
Monica: Maybe. I just hope she realizes how hard its gonna be.
Joey: Wow Dennis Phillips! Thats great! How did you guys meet?
Monica: How do you feel?
Chandler: Yes, I told him how talented you were. I told him all about Days Of Our Lives.
Mona: How cute was that?
JOEY: Hey!� How come the door's locked?
Rachel: How much longer?
Sandy: I really do understand how hard it's gotta be to leave your child with another person. I mean, it's leaving behind a piece of your heart... (Ross has got that bored/angry/skeptic look and Rachel is very emotional)
Phoebe: Now you know how you really feel about it.
Monica: Hi, how are you doing Kelly?
Rachel: No, you! Phoebe you freaked me out. You kept saying how huge this all is!
Monica: Hey! Howd it go?
Ross: Hey! How you doing?
Ross: Yeah, I need uh Im justI dont knowI dont understand, umm, how this happened? We-we used a condom.
Rachel: How?! How do you know?
Theodore: How could you know. Why wouldn't you punch me in the stomach? (Theodore walks out... Mike walks towards Phoebe)
Joey: How? I guess I could break down your door.
Joey: How are you doing?
Rachel: No please, show me how I begged you!
Phoebe: Hey! So how was the doctor?
Phoebe: So how was the honeymoon?
Ross: So, how was the honeymoon?
Joey: How long since youve seen a girl naked?
Joey: No, Yeeees. God, how do I say this. (walks into the kitchen, Chandler follows closely, he turns around and gets startled). Oh, hi, you know that girl from the Greek restaurant with the hair (holds his hands up to signify she has big hair)?
Monica: Hey how was dinner?!
Joey: Hey! Look, if it didnt work its because you didnt tell it right! Show me how you did it.
Rachel: God. I forgot how much I love driving. I have got to get my license renewed.
Joey: How do you know about that story?!
Rachel: How do you know about that story?!
Rachel: Okay, well then how about puberty! Come on, thats always a painful time! Yknow your friends invite you to a slumber party and then they stick your hand in warm water while youre sleeping so that you pee in your sleeping bag.
Joey: How did she get me to settle down?
Rachel: Dr. Long, Ive been at this for seventeen hours! Three women have come and gone with their babies, you gotta give me some good news! How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Joey: Oh yeah, and shes really nice too! She taught me about yknow, how to work with the cameras and smell-the-fart acting.
Rachel: Yeah but how do I start? I mean, whats-whats the first thing that I say? (They all pause to think.) Okay great! Thanks. (She starts to leave.)
Bob: Hey! Hows my pal Toby doing today?
Ross: No but ahh! How much easier would it be if it were?
Ross: A ferry? My baby is going on a ferry? Do you have any idea how dangerous those are?!
Ross: I just I have to find out how it went.
Joey: Whoa! What are you doing here? How did your date go?
Monica: Uh well that depends, how are things with Phoebe?
Chandler: How is that me?
Ross: Well, how was the date?
Ross: Wow! Uh how are you?
Rachel: Oh, well, that shouldnt be so hard, now that youre dating. (Imitating men at their worst) "Sweetheart, youre fired, but how bout a quickie before I go to work?"
Monica: All right, so now that Ross knows can you tell us yknow how it happened? I mean, when did it happen? How many times did it happen?
Monica: Hey, how are you feelin? Any morning sickness?
Ross: Correct. Chandler was how old when he first touched a girls breast?
Joey: Well Ross, it seems pretty clear. I mean whats more important? What people think or how you feel, huh? Ross, you gotta follow your heart.
Rachel: How was the game?
Monica: How about you go put on your 007 tuxedo and Ill make you a nice martini.
Ross: Hey, 30 is not that old! Do you know how old the Earth is?
Monica: (To Chandler) How does that laugh not give you a headache?
Phoebe: Oh my God Eric hi! Wait, howd you get this number?
Monica: Hey! Howd your date go with Jake?
Ross: Hi. How is she?
Wayne: Listen, I-I guarantee you keep your job if you can teach me how to talk to women like you do.
Mona: How can I be sure on that?
Chandler: How come?
Ross: Dear Mary-Angela. Hi. Hows it going. This is the hardest letter Ive ever had to write. (to Chandler) What the hells a matter with you? How do you think Joeys going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?
Phoebe: How could it not be? I mean pretty soon theyre gonna be having kids, and then theyre just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids. And then maybe theyre gonna have to leave the city to be near a Volvo dealership.
Monica: Don't stare. Now she just finished throwing his clothes off the balcony, now there's just a lot of gesturing and arm-waving, (shows Rachel gesturing with hands in front of her chest), Ok, that is either, "How could you?" or, "Enormous breasts!" Here he comes!
Rachel: Monica, how come you never told me this?!
Ross: So how long are you in town?
Monica: Isn't that sad? I mean, can you see how pathetic that is? You shouldn't be jealous. You should feel bad for him.
Ross: (shocked) (To Rachel) How did you know that?!!!!
Chandler: Oh, good, good. Play more, 'cause I wanna see how it ends.
Rachel: I dont care how long ago it was! You told people that I was half and half! Yknow what? I just want to point out I never did anything to hurt you in high school.
Phoebe: How can you let him talk to your crotch like that?
Rachel: Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, its just time to move on. (at the counter Gunther starts to cry and runs into the back room) Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.
Phoebe: How come?!
Phoebe: Oh my God! I do love you! How did you do it?!
Rachel: Okay. Great! So now that you guys all know you can help me. Give me some advice on how Im gonna tell Ross!
Ross: Wha, heh, how could you know, I don't even know!