words in movies
Woman: How much do I owe you for the muffin and the latte?
Ross: Hey Joey, how come our stuff isnt free?
Joey: How about a scone on the house baby?
Joey: Hey, (in the Joey voice) how you doin?
Jill: Oh, thats so great! Okay, Im really gonna do this! I dont know how to thank you guys.
Joey: Well if its free food, how come youre charging me for it?
Ross: Jill, how did you pay for all this? I thought your dad took away your credit card.
Ross: Oh yeah, how about you and the, (mimics her fake cry) "Im sorry!"
Phoebe: What about, what about when I said yknow about the apartment pants, how dumb was I?
Jill: Oh no! But I just walked past three sales and I didnt go in. How strong am I?
Monica: How could I be asleep knowing that you were in the next room.
Monica: God, Ross is on a date with your sister! How weird is that?!
Phoebe: It does! How would you feel if you couldnt share your cooking? Or-or imagine how Ross would feel if he couldnt teach us about dragons.
Rachel: Hi, how was the movie?
Joey: How could you lose him?
Phoebe: Oh no, how?
Ross: Excuse me, do any of you know how to play?
Monica: Pheebs, you remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?
Monica: I know, what about Rachel? I mean how are we even gonna ask her?
Ross: And Im sure youre gonna make a big impression. Hi! Im Rachel Green. Its nice to meet you. (He lifts his leg and imitates shaking hands with it, just like how Rachel was trying to pick up the aspirin with her feet.) Come on, you probably have a broken rib!
Joey: Hey, hey. How was the first day?
Ross: Hey. How did, uh, how'd it go today?
Monica: Hey, how did it go with Mike, is he gonna let you keep the painting?
Joey: Yeah, we just don't happen to know any women that know how to play poker.
Phoebe: So how is this for our big double date tonight? (She is all dressed up)
Ross: (Quietly) hey, fella! How you doing?
Rachel: Why, how much is this gonna cost?
Monica: I have no idea. But look how much they spent!
Joey: So! You and Phoebe huh? How long have you been going out?
Joey: Thank you! Alright, let me see how I'm gonna start... "Dear baby adoption decider people..."
Monica: How was that possible?
Joey: How do you get a monkey into a zoo?
Young Ethan: Well, you never told me how old you were.
Monica: Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me?
Joey: my god woman! How many people do you have to had been with not to remember any of this?
Chandler: Well, that's what we do. Y'know, I-I mess up and then you tell me how to fix it and then I do and then y'know you think I'm all cute again.
Ross: O is for "oh, wow!" The V is for this very surprising turn of events, which I'm still fine with by the way. E is for how extremely normal I find it. That you two are together. And now one day you might get married and have children of your own.
Joey: Okay, can I-can I make it up to you? Huh? Im sorry. (They hug.) How about uh, dinner tomorrow night?! Ill pay for myself!
Monica: How are we gonna get home? Maybe a piggy-back ride?
Susan: How, how is this my fault?
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-hey, I can help you decide who should do it! Yeah, we could have like uh, like an audition and see how youd handle maid of honor type situations.
Frank: I mean, how hard can it be? Y'know, I mean, y'know, babies, y'know who doesnt want babies right? And besides y'know, I never had a Dad around, and ah, now-now I always will, cause y'know, itll be me. Right?
ROSS: I don't know, I don't think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, 'God I hope they get together.'
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues.]
Rachel: I dont know Tag! How can your genitals make phone calls? Okay? Its not a perfect world! Just go please.
Ross: (thinking) How 'bout Ben?
Joey: (Yelling at Chandler) And that's how I know you didn't watch the tape! (goes back to his room and slams the door).
Phoebe: How long did you think this barbecue was gonna last?
Ross: (turning towards him) Yes Mr. Lewis, how can I help you?
Joey: How do you mean?
Phoebe: How many beeps?
Joey: Oh, it was amazing. You know how you always think you're great in bed?
Rachel: Oh, there you are! Hi! Oh, so, so, how was China, you? (Hits him with the flowers.)
Monica: This is amazing. I mean, how, how did this happen?
Phoebe: Yeah! And look, (Grabs the pants) see how they expand as the baby grows? (Theres a stretchy part in front.) And then after the babys born, theyre great for shoplifting melons.
Rachel: How is that the silver lining?
Phoebe: Oh, ok. How, it's been so long since you've had sex, you're wondering if they've changed it?
Chandler: Whoa! And this manchild has no problem with how old you are?
Monica: Rachel, how did this happen?
Monica: How who wears it?
Rachel: How is she?
Joey: You gotta tell Ross how you feel.
Rachel: No, I-I just dont know how you decide who to hire. I mean Ive got it narrowed down to two people. One of them has great references and a lot of experience and then theres this guy
Monica: Ok, I'll tell you what. How about I cook dinner at my place? I'll make it just like Mom's.
Chandler: So, uh, how often can you do it?
Phoebe: Oh yes, yes, yes you can. Just say, um, 'Phoebe, my work is my life and that's what I have to do right now'. And I say 'your work?! Your work?! How can you say that?!'. And then you say, um, 'it's tearing me apart, but I have no choice. Can't you understand that?'. And I say (Hits him) 'no! No! I can't understand that!'.
Phoebe: Yeah! So--ooh, I gotta ask you though. How did you know where to find me?
Frankie: How long do you want the cuffs?
Ross: (he takes a baby blue beret out of a shopping box and puts it on) How does this look?
Carol: How did we do?
JOEY: How do we say yes now and make it seem like we're not doin' it just to ride in the cool car?
MONICA: So how was Joan?
Ross: I know, it�s the first time, we�re leaving the baby and � hey, I know how hard it is for you, but � but Emma is gonna be fine. My mom is gonna be with her. She�s great with kids.
RACHEL: How did this happen?
Monica: (gets up) OK, how does everybody like their burgers?
ROSS: How can you not believe in evolution?
CHANDLER: How do you know that? How?
JOEY: Yeah, someplace nice. (to Phoebe and Rachel) How much do you think I can get for my kidney? (at Central Perk)
Ross: Yeah, pants, what, what an idea. Or better yet, um, how 'bout you go without any pants. Look, I don't know what you're trying to do to me, but just get your butt in there and pick out any shoes that fit your feet, okay. No, no I don't care if they match. I don't care if they make your ankles or your knees or your earlobes look fat. Okay.
PHOEBE: Chandler, you called Janice! That's how much you wanted to be with someone!
MONICA: I can't believe you married Duncan. I mean how could you not tell me? We lived together, we told each other everything.
Joey: I gotta a lot of nice stuff to say about you guys, ok? And I know how much you wanna have a baby, you know, and I would love to help you get one.
PHOEBE: Ohh. . .K. How come?
PHOEBE: So how long have you known?
JOEY: This is unbelievable Phoebs, how can you be married?
STRANGER: Hey, how, how did you do that?
Chandler: Okay, what do you saw I go over there and say how much I like her? (Joey gives him a thumbs up) No-no it'll be good, I can tell her much I've been thinking about her. That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment I met her. That I'm so fantastically, over-the-top, wanna-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute of every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!!
ROSS: Oh, thank you, thanks. So uh, how was your night last night?
Ross: No, come on, he doesnt know this stuff. If he knew how you felt.
Paul: Good. Good. Not that we dont want you to stay, obviously youre welcomeHow much more homework do you have?
JOEY: Oh, now you're tellin' us how you feel.
JADE: How did you--?
CHANDLER: So, uh, how was he?
Joey: When that guy was robbing us, and I was locked in the entertainment unit for like six hours, you know what I was doing in there all that time? I was thinking about how I let you down!
Monica: Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends? (She and Phoebe scream.) Okay! How would you like some Tiki Death Punch? (She pours the contents of the blender into some glasses.)
RACHEL: Oh, well, it pretty much sucked. How was yours?
RACH: So, how was the party?
CHANDLER: Spanish midgets. Spanish midgets wrestling. Julie. Ok, yes, I see how you got there. (phone rings)
Joey: How about those fries though, huh? (Holds the plate between Sarah’s fingers and his plate, thus blocking her from reaching his)
PHOEBE: Right. My name was on there, but now it just says "carrot cake". So, um, so um, how many chords do you know?
JOEY: So, so how did it happen?
Rachel: I still dont get how you know when its false labour.
CHANDLER: Hey, sorry I'm late. Congratulations, Mon. (to Ross) I'm not sorry I'm late. How incredible was my afternoon with Jade?
Ross: No, no. This will always be your place. It would be too sad. Plus, how much a month does it cost to feed Joey?
Mrs. Green: Its like youre a cave person. Rachel, you must get a nanny. You dont know how overwhelming this is going to be. I mean when you were a baby I had full time help, I had Mrs. Kay.
RACH: I didn't know then. And how come you never said anything to me.
Joey: I dont know! (All excited) I havent totally decided how to talk on my boat yet.
MNCA: Ok, how about pilgrim Mockolate mousse?
ROSS: How are you?
RACH: Good. How are you?
JOEY: How come Richard looks so much cooler with one of these than me?
GRANDMOTHER: [nervously] Oh. Oh, sure, sure, uh, uh, how come?