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Ross: Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself. (Walks towards the door until )
Ross: Its not a big deal? Oh, Im sorry I just um, I what about all the stuff you-you just said? I mean how about, I likeyou-you cant stop thinking about her. Like how you cant sleep?
Rachel: Oh yes I do. I do. I believe that there is one perfect person out there for everyone. And do you know how you find him? You stop looking for him. Thats why I stopped looking for Russell Crowe. Hell find me.
Monica: I just talked to Joey, I justI want to see how you were.
Monica: Honey, I dont think thats something we need to worry about! First of all hes-hes never gonna tell her how he feels about her. And even if he did you have no idea how shed react.
Monica: No! All hes thinking about is how youre taking this! I mean, listen its totally freaking him out. Hes talking about moving to Vermont.
Monica: Honey I cant even imagine how hard this must be for you. But, I dont want you to lose Joey over it. And right now he just needs to know that youre still his friend.
Monica: All right. Now do it soon, he just asked me how to convert his dollars into Vermont money.
Joey: Anyway, it uh look itll just take me a while to get over her, thats all. Im not even sure how to do that, I mean Ive never been in love before so
Ross: I think you need to tell her how you feel.
Phoebe: I dont know, they both want to live in a house of cheese! I dont know how you fight that.
Joey: Okay. Okay, I can do this. I can tell her how I feel. Just uh, just stand up straight. (Does so.) Take a couple deep breaths. (Does so.) Look confident. (Does so as Rachel opens the door and startles him.)
Monica: No, Ive had second thoughts about that. Do you realize how hard that would be to clean?
Joey: Uh How long have we known each other?
Rachel: Okay, well you had asked me how long we had known each other, and I said, "Eight years." And the um, waiter came over and cut his tip in half, and umm now here we are.
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Rachel: Oh, hi! How are you doing?
Phoebe: So, how are things going with crazy? Has she cooked your rabbit yet?
Joey: (entering) Hey! Hey Chandler look, I know youre mad, but I just want to say Im sorry. I-I was a total jerk. Completely o-over the line. Uh, I just I hate pulp! Yknow? I mean, yknow how Monica feels about low fat mayonnaise?
Frank: Yeah!! Little Leslie is here! We got another one! Oh my God, I can't believe I have two-two children. How scary is that? (He returns to the delivery room.)
Ross: Pheebs you uh you do know how to ride a bike dont you?
[Scene: Central Park, Ross is teaching Phoebe how to ride her bike.]
Rachel: (counting the place settings) How come we have one extra place setting?
Ross: Phoebe, you cant get out of this! Okay? You have to learn how to ride a bike!
(Ross is having a fit, about how calm Tommy is now)
MONICA: Alright, before I tell you, uh, why don't you tell me how many women you've been with.
Monica: How?
Joey: So what? I drove down, sold T-shirts, had a blast. And yknow who knows how to party? Drunk college chicks.
CHANDLER: Yes, how 'bout a verse of Killing Me Softly. You're gonna sneeze on my fish, aren't you?
Joey: You mean how they're friends and nothing more? (Glares at Rachel.)
Monica: How did it go?
PHOEBE: What if the husband person is the wrong guy, and you are the right guy. I mean you don't get chances like this all the time, if you don't meet her now, you're gonna be kicking yourself when your 80, which is hard to do, and that's how you break a hip.
Chandler: How do you know so much about this?
Ross: All right, all right. You-you-you know what I'm going to do? I am going to order another pizza and when Caitlin gets here, you-you--I will show how well I flirt. Yeah! I will, I will get her phone number! (To Chandler) And not the one on the menu!
Phoebe: Yes, thank you. You see, this is how normal people are supposed to react to drums.
Joey: See look, women, carrying the bag. (He puts it on his shoulder and looks at himself in the mirror and likes what he sees.) But it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man.
Salesman: Oh. Okay! How can I help you?
Rachel: (returning) Okay, remember uh, remember how you told me that your grandmother put up that wall to make that into two bedrooms?
Ross: Wow, did not know that! May I say how lovely you look today?
Ross: Hey Joe, while youre over there how about another beer for the Ross-A-Tron?
Monica: (to the couple on her left) So, how about you huh? How do you know the happy couple?
Phoebe: No Dr. Skeptismo! Im sure. First of all, okay, theres the feeling. (Chandler shrugs) Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my guitar case which is lined with orange felt. (Rachel nods her head in unsure agreement) My Mothers favourite fish is Orange Roughy... (Joey thinks he understands, but then nods that he has no clue.) Cats....like....fish! (Ross and Rachel are totally lost) (to the cat) Hi, Mommy. (Rachel covers her mouth, in an Oh my God. gesture) Oh, I havent seen this smile in 17 years!
Joey: How ya doin?
Phoebe: Sure, yeah, no I can do that, yeah, because umm, y'know, the muscles in the siadic area can get yknow, real (lifts up the towel) nice and tight. So umm, tell me Rick, how umm, how did you injure the area.
Rachel: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?
Monica: Am I doing here? Why? Surprised to see me? Ross brought me. How do you like that?!
Joey: Actually, y'know its kinda cold, so how about I keep my boxers on, and give you all a peek at the good stuff?
Chandler: Okay, so how bummed were you when the second sister died huh?
Male Jeweler: (ignoring her) How would you like to pay?
Tag: How could I have left them in the copy room?
Tag: How did you know they were in my bottom drawer?
ROSS: Yeah. And you should hold out for something bigger. I can't tell you how much respect I have for you not going to that stupid cab driver audition.
Phoebe: How do you know?
Janice: (leaning in from the bedroom) Chandler! Come on, Im gonna show how to roll up your underwear and stuff it in your shoes. Its a real space saver.
Mr. Geller: Yknow how the garage floods every Spring?
Ross: How are you ever going to sell this place?
Rachel: Hey, hows hows the uh, miracle chair?
PHOE: He said that, um, he understands how sex can be like, a very emotional thing for a woman and he was just afraid that I was gonna get all, y'know, like, 'ohh, is he gonna call me the next day' and, y'know, 'where is this going' and, ya know, blah-la-la-la-la. So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be really serious.
Ross: Oh, I dont know how that got in there.
Rachel: Ohhhhh. Thats how it got fixed!
Joey: How do you figure?
Earl: How?
Phoebe: Fine! (She takes the blanket.) But please God; tell me how to stop them from going off!
Mr. Geller: (entering) How are you honey?
Ross: She wants me to take responsibility for everything that went wrong in our relationship. I mean she goes on for five pages about, about how I was unfaithful to her! (Both Joey and Chandler shrug their shoulders as to say Well...) (yelling) WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!
Ross: How hot do I look in this, huh?!
Ross: (giddy) I dont know, but-but look how shiny!
Chandler: Hey man, how did the audition go?
Rachel: Yeah. Oh! Was how you invented the cotton gin?!
Ross: Well yes, yes I have. In fact umm, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how Ive been married and how I have a son.
Ross: Hey! Look whos back! Its the birthday girl! Hows the birthday girl feeling?
Chandler: (To Monica) How are you feeling?
Phoebe: Will it? Will it?! I mean, how would you feel if you found out you were 31?
Rachel: (to Chandler) O-o-o-okay, how did it go? Tell me everything.
Rachel: Uh-huh. No, I hear what youre saying and-and-and that makes a lot of sense but can I just say one more thing? (Takes out his picture.) Look how pretty!
Chandler: Hey! Howd it go?
CHANDLER: No, I can't. No no, listen, I, I know how much this means to you and I also know that this is about more than just jewelry, [puts bracelet on Joey] it's about you and me and the fact that we're [reading bracelet] best buds.
Joey: Oh anyway, I just wanted to say how wonderful I think you are.
Ross: Oh really. Is that how you felt when you turned thirty?
Rachel: How are ya?
Phoebe: Oh? And how will you know what time to come over?
Ross: How did you know about that?!
Cecilia: How does it happen?
Joey: Ohh. Wow! Well how-how, how will you be gone?
Chandler: Hey, how was your breakfast with Hillary?
Ben: Really? Like how?
Monica: I dont know, my hand feels weird. I guess its because, Im engaged! (Shows off the ring.) How long before it starts getting annoying?
Monica: Hey Pheebs, hows it going?
Ross: Look, I didnt want to rush into anything. And it seemed like she didnt want to either. But I dont, I dont understand how any of this happened! What? Did she find the ring in my jacket, assume that I was going to propose, throw it on, and-and just start telling people?
Lewis: But like how?
Rachel: (To Chandler) Im telling you its like watching Bambi learn how to walk.
Monica: How did it go with Frank and Alice?
Joey: Howd you get over that teacher?
MONICA: Ya know what, I think I'm gonna go to my room and read Cosmo, maybe there's something helpful in there. Know what, at least maybe I can learn how to do an at home bikini wax with leftover Cristmas candles.
Monica: Thats sounds great, but how are you going to afford it?
Phoebe: (To Joey) Oh hey! How was your audition?
Ross: All right then. (Gets up, in an announcers voice) Rachel Green! Lets play Bamboozled! (Reading from a note card.) How do you test the temperature of the babys bath water?
Joey: We should really learn how to play the real way. (Moves another piece.)
Monica: They wouldnt have put it there if it didnt do something! How can you not care?
Rachel: Uh great! How do you feel about Diet Coke?
Rachel: Oh, with the mother, just... just constantly tell her how amazing her son is. Take it from me, moms love me. Ross's mom one time actually said I'm like the daughter that she never had.
Joey: How?! When?!
Rachel: How can you not remember us kissing?!
Joey: Oh, I got it! How about saying something like, "Monica
Phoebe: Yeah, youre right. Hows the Mrs.?
Joey: How is "Monica, I love your sweet ass," inappropriate?
Phoebe: (she turns around and puts the cat on the entertainment center) Ross, how many parents have you lost?
Rachel: Well, we were just talkin about you guys gettin married and how great it is.
Rachel: Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?
Chandler: The meaning of the box is three fold. One (holds a finger up through the air hole), it gives me the time to think about what I did. Two (holds up another finger), it proves how much I care about my friendship with Joey. And three (holds up a third finger), it hurts!
Joey: Listen, you know how uh, when youre wearing pants and you lean forward I check out your underwear?
Monica: How much did ever really win before?
Rachel: All right, well how much time do you need?
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Wow! How long were we arguing for?
Ross: Well how much time before she absolutely has to start getting ready?
Chandler: Panicking! And using the Internet to try to prove that Im related to Monica. How is she?