words in movies
Rachel: Hi! How are you?
Rachel: Well, now, how come you guys have never played poker with us?
Joey: Yeah, we just don't happen to know any women that know how to play poker.
Ross: Excuse me, do any of you know how to play?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker.]
Chandler: OK Phoebs, how many do you want?
Phoebe: About how good your cards were.
Rachel: Barbara! Hi, how are you? (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) No, I understand. Yeah. Oh, oh, come on, no, I'm fine. Don't be silly. Yeah... oh, but you know, if-if anything else opens up, pleaHello? Hello? (hangs up phone, very depressed)
Rachel: How many you want?
Ross: Oh, well, when you don't have the cards, you don't have the cards, you know. (looks at Rachel) But, uh... look how happy she is. (smiles)
Chandler: Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?
Ross: Yeah? How much?
Ross: How much did you pay for that?
Ross: No seriously. I have job security for life. You know, I never have to worry. (Rachel starts crying) Oh, look at you. Look how happy you are for me.
Ross: How do you know? You don't have a watch.
Joey: (comes out holding the tape) Here's how I know you didn't watch the tape, ok? (puts it into the vcr) If you had seen what was on this tape, believe me, you would have some comments. Alright, now remember, I got paid a lot of money for this and it only aired in Japan. (presses play and he appears on the TV screen and a TV commercial begins)
Phoebe: Oh! Its okay, you calm down after a while and then people can see how really sweet and wonderful you really are.
Mrs. Geller: How could it be so much? The receptions at their house.
Rachel: Ohh, God! Look at him, hes so cute. I wanna go over there, grab him, and kiss him! How can I kiss him and not letting him know that I like him?
Phoebe: Hey Leslie, howd you know Id be here?
Ross: So, Dr. Green, hows the old boat.
Rachel: Okay-okay that-that's amazing. How did you know that?
Phoebe: Well, how about a compromise then, okay? What if its like yknow, Chanoey?
Larry: How about Mama Lisettie's?
Amy: Humpf, remember him? How we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep.
Joey: Uh, hang out?! How long?
Phoebe: Oh! Okay, that actually makes more sense. So how was it?
Ross: Hey, howd the date go with Mr. Millionaire?
Chandler: Again I must go back to, how?
Chandler: How long have we been home?
Ross: I know! Anyway, they asked me to be a guest lecturer! I mean its temporary, but uh, if they like me it could lead to a full time job. How great would that look great on a mailbox, huh? "Professor Geller."
Phoebe: How do you know about this?
Monica: (to the guys) Not the way they're doing it. What, what happened? How did she die?
Joey: Okay! (Walks away, then turns back.) How you doin'?
Rachel: Well obviously I wont be able to come, for those of you who havent checked their calendars today is my due date. Well yknow, I just want to take a moment and thank you guys for how great youve been during this time. I really couldnt have done it without you. And I have loved these last nine months! And even though I am so looking forward to the next part, I am really gonna miss being pregnant.
Rachel: I'm doin' good, baby. How you doin'?
Phoebe: How about we talk about this over dinner?
Rachel: Well yeah, I do, but I decided to take a long lunch and spend some time with my friend Monica. Y'know I-I feel that we don't talk anymore. How are you? What is new with you?
Joey: How about Tony's? If you can finish a 32-ounce steak, it's free.
Joey: I dont know how to lead.
Phoebe: No. No, I wont. But I should tell you this, this exact same thing happened to my roommate Denise. She moved in with a guy who was secretly married to her and he said he didnt love her, but he really did, and it just blew up! And thats how she ended up living with me! (Ross looks at her.) (Pause) Okay, thats a lie.
Chandler: How much did I love The King and I? (Oh, you get the point by now.)
Phoebe: Sorry, mix up. Hey, how was the movie?
Phoebe: Oh my god. (Chandler downs another espresso.) How many of those have you had?
Rachel: Yeah, yeah and you know what, I know she's gonna wanna run again, I just don't know how to get out of it, I mean, I live with her.
Hoshi: You are iron. You are steel! Let me ask you something, how come when I call your computer support line, I have to wait an hour and a half?
Chandler: Oh yeah? Well, howd she take it?
Monica: So, howd the lasagne go over? (listens) Really?! Good. So you owe me three pretty things. (listens) Yeah, Ive been thinking a lot about you too. (listens) I know. Its hard this whole platonic thing. (listens) Its a word!
Rachel: how about I move in with you?
Joey: (in a sexy voice) How you doin'?
Joey: Check it out. (He turns around, pulls down his pants, and shows Phoebe that hes got panties on.) How much of a man am I?!
Monica: Im fine! I just, Im thinking how much its an end of era.
Monica: Howd the lecture go?
Rachel: Really?! How do you know?
JOEY: Hey, how come, uhh, Chandler didn't come?
Monica: How about receiving?
Monica: Pheebs, hows it going?
Joey: Oh okay, how about this one. I was gonna wait until the end of the night to kiss you, but youre so beautiful I dont think I can.
Joey: Okay. All right. Umm, so uh, so how did it happen? Did your eyes meet across the room? And then the next thing yknow youre in the bathtub together and shes feeding you strawberries?
Monica: This is so great! This is exactly how we set the plates at the restaurant.
Monica: How are you still single?!
Phoebe: How did that happen?!!
Ross: Oh yeah! Then how come you didnt get the Geller Cup?
Chandler: (totally confused) How?
Joey: Hey! How you doin?
Joey: This is how much we pay for electric?!!!
Phoebe: Well, how much do you think he needs?
Rachel: Okay. Okay honey, hes fine, hes fine, lets just put him down. Come here, Ben. (sets him on the couch) See thats a good boy. (to Monica) How could you do that to him!! Ross trusted me, what is he going to say?!
Monica: It meant nothing! Okay? After all this time, how can you not trust me?
Joey: I dont know how to play Cups.
Ross: Hey there little fella! Hey, uh-hey, why dont we get some shoes on ya, huh? Hey, why dont you show dad how you can put your shoes on, in your room! Yay!!
Phoebe: Yeah, but Monica, do you actually want to be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase, "Thats not how your dad used to do it."
Dr. Green: How about I order everyone the Moroccan chicken?
Phoebe: Please...wait, how did you do that?
Estelle: How do you do. (to Rachel and Monica) Ooh, you two girls were outstanding! (to Joey) Did they have representation?
Phoebe: (exhausted) How do you feel?
Rachel: Mon, if uh you were at lunch alone, how come it cost you uh 53 dollars?
Joey: Hi! How are the Gellers?
Joey: I dont know! How about, "Thanks for taking the message." Jeez! (Exits.)
Chandler: How drunk are you?
CHANDLER: That was in the fourth grade. How could you still be upset about that?
Monica: I don't know, how about the idiot who thought he could drive from Albany to Canada on a half a tank of gas!
Chandler: Just out of curiosity did she tell you how youre gonna go?
Ross: My nana used to do it. That's how she paid for all my dancekarate lessons.
Chandler: Well, there are other ways of winning back your money, how about a little uh, a little Blackjack? (Holds up a deck of cards.)
Monica: How much longer?
Joey: Wha-a how about this: Another table leaves, right? But there�s still some food left on their place, okay, what�s the restaurant�s policy about people eatin� that?
Ross: Okay, how about you flew to London to stop my wedding! Ah, how about you told me you loved me after I was already married!
Monica: Mom, uh, Chandler was just saying how beautiful your sweater is.
Ross: Im just saying if you cant eat by yourself, how do you expect to have a baby by yourself?
Joey: How you got three women to marry you, Ill never know.
Ross: How was I supposed to know wed end up being friends after college, let alone you-you would be living with my sister?
Chandler: How could it not matter?!
Rachel: Well, remember how we were too drunk to remember anything the night we were married?
Rachel: Oh really?! Then how come all your stuff is in this box?! (Monica starts chasing Rachel around the table.)
Ross: I wonder how I would react under fire, y'know? And not backfire but-but heavy fire, like I was in a war or something.
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!
Emily: Its not the pants. Its you that is backwards. And if, and if you dont understand how important this is to me, well then, perhaps we shouldnt get married at all! (She storms out.)
Girl: We learned how to dance.
Monica: Oh yeah? Well when you learned how to dance did you forget how to put on underpants?
Rachel: Really? How good?
Ross: Oh, well you see how it works is, the part with Dick Clark in Times Square is actually live, but they tape some of the party stuff ahead of time. Yeah, not a lot of people know that.
Rachel: Wow, Monica, I love that, you really have faith in me. Thank you. Technical question, how do you know when uh, the butters done?
Chandler: All right, let's show them how it's done.
Phoebe: How much was it?
Chandler: I dont know, but dont worry, dont worry, because I know how to take a picture now. (They get ready) Okay, see? Look down (Looks down), look down, look down (He falls asleep.)
Phoebe: (coming in from the bathroom) Oh, good, good, you guys are here! Listen, how would like to spend tomorrow taking care of three incredibly cute little puppies?!
Janine: How are we gonna get out of that one?
Rachel: Oh, okay see I thought, I thought you meant how much was it when it was new, yknow like back then.
Phoebe: (singing) I found you in my bed! Howd you whined up there? You are a mystery! Little black curly hair! Little black curly hair! Little black, little black, little black, little black, little black curly hair