words in movies
MONICA: Ya know, I was thinking. Ya know how we always stay at your apartment? Well, I thought maybe tonight we'd stay at my place.
JOEY: Huh? Never really thought about the writers. The scripts just kinda come to my house. But you know what? This makes me look good, which makes the show look good, which makes the writers look good so how could they be mad about that?
JOEY: How can they do this to me?
MONICA: Well it wasn't that many guys. I mean, if you consider how many guys there actually are, it's a very small percentage.
MONICA: Alright, before I tell you, uh, why don't you tell me how many women you've been with.
MONICA: Two? TWO? How is that possible? I mean, have you seen you?
ROSS: Oh. How do you uh, ya know, keep it so neat?
ROSS: How could you not tell us?
(Phoebe starts to leave, Rachel slowly follows, shocked about how good Bonnie looks now.)
Chandler: Oh really? Then how come no one here is wearing them?
Phoebe: Okay, how do you feel now?
Chandler: How did you? How? How?
Monica: Ross, how long have you been planning this wedding?
Chandler: (rushing in) Oh, good! Good! Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR?!
Ross: (to the girl sitting next to him) Hi there. How many, how many ah, did you sell?
Joey: Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, Im in my map and-and (Ross enters) Hey!
Mrs. Geller: We know how expensive weddings can be, besides this may be the only wedding we get to throw (patting Monica on the shoulder.).
Phoebe: Oh well, okay, hey, yknow how when youre umm, youre walking down the street and you see three people in a row, and you say, "Oh, thats nice?"
SUSIE: How you doin there squirmy?
Chandler: So how are you doing?
RACHEL: Well, how did you find out?
Chandler: So, ahh, how are ya? How ya...How ya... You okay?
Monica: Ok. Hold on. (her mobile phone rings) Geller here! No! I said it has to be there by 4 o'clock. Goodbye. (she hangs up) Oh, how hard it is to make an ice sculpture?
Rachel: But he has to know how I feel!
ROSS: How come it's not mixing with the water?
ROSS: [approaching the mover holding the parrot] Hey hold on, hold on. How much for the uh, how much to save the bird?
Chandler: Well, you can understand, given how we started.
Ross: (scornful) Grab a spoon. Do you know how long it's been since I've grabbed a spoon? Do the words 'Billy, don't be a hero' mean anything to you?
Phoebe: Hey! Ooh, how was your first day working at the restaurant?
Monica: I know. How could we have let this happen?
Joey: Maybe you can tell me. My agent would like to know why I didn't show up at the audition I didn't know I had today. The first good thing she gets me in weeks. How could you not give me the message?!
Phoebe: Youre kidding! And he plays rugby?! Thats so funny. (Realises) Ohh! I see how you did that. All right.
Joey: How about 'cause if you don't, his mother might.
Emily: (running in, with Ross) Oh. Oh my God. How can this be happening? What are we going to do?
Ross: Umm, oh, hey, I dont know. How about a big one?
ROSS: I'm gonna get a new band-aid. Hey, how 'bout the time I cut the legs off your Malibu Ken?
Phoebe: Ohh, that's so nice! How great! Well, where? Where's the trip?!
Alice: Y'know it-its funny, um, Frank told me so much about you, but your not how I pictured you at all.
Rachel: Well then how come youre still at a job that you hate, I mean why dont you quit and get the fear?
Rachel: Joey, how do you make that dirty?
Monica: (To Phoebe) How are you doing?
Frank: Okay, so wait, all right, so how does that make things better?
Rachel: Oh, how does he look? How does he look?
Joey: (To the pledge volunteers) How ya doin'? Welcome. Good to see ya!
Monica: Well, y'know how I always wanted to go out with Chip Matthews in high school?
Monica: Wow, so you guys are, you're never gonna be in the same room together? How is that even gonna work?
Ross: Hey, so uh, y'know how there's something I wanted to talk to you about?
Joey: How could someone get a hold of your credit card number?
Phoebe: But that woman can't know I work here. She's a friend of mine and I made this big stink about how awful this massage chains are.
Rachel: Yeah, well that's how mad I am!!
Joey: How was your conference?
Monica: Okay, I'd like to know how much the room was because I'd like to pay my half.
Monica: All right, Ill take one box of the mint treasures, just one, and thats it. I-I started gaining weight after I joined the Brown Birds. (to Ross) Remember, how Dad bought all my boxes and I ate them all?
Joey: Hey, how was your chef thing?
Joey: How?! When?!
Ross: Wait a minute! No! Im the nice one! Im the one who danced with the kids all night! How How small are your feet?! (They all look down.)
Ross: How could you have told her?
Rachel: I love how he cares so much about stuff. If I squint I can pretend hes Alan Alda.
Paula: Honey.. you should always feel the thing. Listen, if that's how you feel about the guy, Monica, dump him!
RACHEL: How have you never been on Oprah?
Monica: How did that happen?
Joey: So I ah, talked to Lauren, kinda told her how things were with us. Did you ah, did you talk to Marshall?
RACHEL: Yes, my wind. How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?
Monica: How do you think I am?! Youve wrecked all my childhood memories. You love Ross more than me. And I just rubbed a dead mouse on my face!
Ross: (To Chandler) How about you?
Larry: (notices something) I wonder how long that milk (on the counter) has been setting out.
Monica: So how does this work, you going to balance the plates on these little guys' heads?
Monica: How?
Chandler: (to another female nurse) Hey, how 'bout it? You, me, Saturday night?
Monica: Okay, so how do I make him think I wanna have sex with him?
Joey: All right look, yknow how-yknow how when youre dating someone and you dont want to cheat on them, unless its with someone really hot?
Rachel: Oh, I know, I know, the odds are against us, but somebody has to win, and it could be us! And then how you gonna feel? You know, we're gonna be all like "oh everybody, let's take our helicopters up to the cape" and you're gonna be all like "oh, I can't guys, I'll meet you guys up there, I gotta gas up the Hyundai"
Joey: Okay, all right, this is how its going to work. Were gonna give you hypothetical maid of honor situations and you will be scored on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the highest.
Phoebe: Well how would you know?! You didn't even read it!
Chandler: Nope! Because Im not your boyfriend. (to Phoebe, whos entering) Hey Pheebs, how did it go?
Monica: It was great! It was great! How about you?! I mean youre having a baby!
Ross: Hey! Howd the ah, basketball go?
Ross: Okay, y'know how you told me I should do whatever it takes to fix my marriage?
Monica: I just wanted to see how it's going.
Monica: Its so good, that I feel really selfish about being the only one whos eating it, that I think we should have everyone taste how good it is. Especially Ross.
Phoebe: So how are things going with you two? Is she becoming your (provocatively) special someone?
Rachel: Oh honey, come on, Im sorry, I didnt.... I dont mind paying my dues, y'know, its just how much am I gonna learn about fashion by walking Mira, the arthritic seamstress, to the bathroom.
Joey: Hey, how do you spell suspicious?
Ross: So what, Joey? Wh-wh-what? What are you telling me? That theres nothing we can do? Well, how could this happen?!
CHANDLER: How can you not be wearing any underwear?
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are helping Monica learn how to roller skate by rolling her between themselves.]
Phoebe: Really?! How come?
RACHEL: Uh, OK, I mean uh, what, how are you gonna handle it. I mean, are, are ya gonna, are ya gonna talk about it before hand, are you just gonna pounce?
Rachel: Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your underwear in our apartment the other day?
Rachel: How about you guys? (Points to Phoebe and Joey.)
PHOEBE: 'Cause my, my grandmother's never had chicken pox. Please, please tell me you have, 'cause oh my God, I forgot how cute you are.
Ross: Its not a big deal? Oh, Im sorry I just um, I what about all the stuff you-you just said? I mean how about, I likeyou-you cant stop thinking about her. Like how you cant sleep?
Rachel: Chandler and Monica?!! Oh, this is unbelievable!! How long have you known?
Monica: Well. Sounds like you're writing yourself a little play there Rach. Wow! Let me know how that one turns out.
Joey: That's right, he almost could. Which is exactly how I got stuck there.
Chandler: Yeah, we were just talking about that. I can't believe how stupid we used to look. (They both quickly push their sleeves over their elbows.)
Ross: Dr. Green. How are you? (offers his hand, and Dr. Green puts his scarf on it.)
Ross: Hey, how are you holding up?
Joey: (entering, with bag) Hey! I'm off to my audition. How do I look?
JADE: Hello, I'm looking for Bob. This is Jane. I don't know if you're still at this number, but I was just thinking about us, and how great it was, and, well, I know it's been three years, but, I was kinda hoping we could hook up again. I barely had t he nerve to make this call, so you know what I did?
Joey: How could I not get the part? The play was about a 29-year-old Italian actor from Queens.
Ross: How weird is that? Yknow? Youre moving in with me and have the one thing I dont have. Its like uh, in a way you-you complete me (Phoebe glares at him) kitchen.
Chandler: How do you know?!
Phoebe: So how did you know Francis?
Rachel: Oh, you're not gonna tell the whole story about how your parents got divorced again are you?
Rachel: Well, Ross, we were worried about you. We didn't know how you were going to react.
Frank Sr.: Well no, just-just that one. But, it was stupid. Let's see, how did it, how did it go. Umm. (Singing.)
Phoebe: (walks him to the kitchen) Easy. Step. How did it get on?