words in movies
Monica: You know how much I love listening to your music, you know, but...
Ross: Dude, don't worry 'bout it! I know how we can make your money back! This is a nice hotel, you know, plenty of amenities, we just load up on those! Like those apples. Instead of taking one, I'm... I take six!
Joey/Drake: How can I? Knowing I'll never hold you in my arms again, or touch your skin, or feel your lips, knowing I'll never make love to you? How can I accept that... I can never kiss you again when it's all I can do not to kiss you right now.
Chandler: Ok, how about this (picks up the remote control)?
Monica: (to the restuarant customers) Excuse me, excuse me, hi, I'm Monica Geller..I'm the head chef here.. (pauses as if waiting for something).. Ok, I was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever! Ok, quick question: by a show of hands, how many of you were bothered by this woman's singing outside? (a few people raise their hands)
Phoebe: Ok, ok, how many of you enjoyed the music outside? (a few people raise their hands) Ha!
Monica: Alright, let me ask you this question: How many of you thought the music was fine, but not in keeping with the tone of the restaurant? (a few raise their hands again).
Rachel: (looks puzzled) How...how...?
Joey: And I couldn't find this little plastic thing (holds up plastic thing) that goes on top of the blender...and I thought...well... how important can that be, right...? Turns out very!
Rachel: What...how is it going with Drake?
Rachel: (shakes her head) Alright, alright look, just uh... just try to remember how you felt when you were in love, and think about that when you're playing the scene.
Phoebe: Oh my God! I do love you! How did you do it?!
Joey: So uh, you and Mona, been a while now. Hows it going?
Mona: How many did you want? Im getting a hundred.
Ross: Wha, heh, how could you know, I don't even know!
Phoebe: (Phoebe hangs up and someone knocks on the door. She gasps.) They're here already? How are they doing this?
Dr. Schiff: So, hows it going?
Phoebe: YEAH...! How great is this...? (they kiss)
MNCA: Oh, you must be freezing. You know what you need? How about a nice steaming cup of hot Mockolate?
Rachel: I-I dont want your job. I-I dont. Ohh this is such a mistake. I did not make out with him. Nobody made out with him. I did not use my keycard yesterday. I dont even know how to use my keycard. (The elevator stops. Ralph steps on.)
Phoebe: (entering with some guy) Hey. Ooh Ross! Howd the conversation go?
Phoebe: No. No! Yes! Ahh. Oh, would you look at that Monica? I just knocked off all of your top scores, how sad.
Rachel: Oh, I love to ski! How amazing is this?!
Joey: Morning! Hey, hows my favorite genius and my little robot buddy?! (Pats C.H.E.E.S.E. on the head.)
Rachel: How do you do that?
Phoebe: God. Do think it really doesnt hurt? Cause how can they do that?
Rachel: Oh my God .Whats he gonna do now? I cant watch! (Drags Joey closer to her and cowers into his chest.) Oh. Seriously, how can you watch this? Arent you scared?
Chandler: Honey, its 2:00 on a Wednesday and Im watching Road Rules, how stressed do you think I am?
Ross: Oh, veto. How aboutOoh, I like Ruth! What about Ruth?
Phoebe: So how did this happen? Did she, did she lure you to an early bird dinner?
Rachel: Oh! Im sorry! Are we having an 89-year-old? How about Dayton?
Rachel: How do you think this suit would look on an assistant buyer at Bloomingdales?
Monica: Bet I know how that discussions going to go.
Joey: Ooh, I was gonna say bologna, but thats much better. How about a little of that smoked turkey?
Phoebe: Hi, Bubbles. Manly. Well, I just thought I would drop by and let you know how it went with Joey.
Joey: Yeah! In fact, to prove how much you mean to me, (He unwraps the sandwich and holds it out for Chandler) here.
Phoebe: I cant believe this! How long as this been going on?
Chandler: How about the closet by the bathroom? (The secret green door by the bathroom.)
Chandler: Okay. How about in that cabinet?
Monica: (entering) (Gasps) How did you get in there?!
Chandler: So Rachels all moved out huh? How are you taking it?
Joey: Hey, so, uh, hows it going living over at Ross?
Phoebe: So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together?
ROSS: Ohhh. Big boy, riding the bus--Hey, I have a question. How come it says Property of Human Services on his butt?
Chandler: How long it took to go back in the water?
Ross: Hey! (they hug) So, how was Atlantic City?
Mona: I missed you, too! So, how was your week?
Mona: How exciting!
Phoebe: How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you?
Monica: How about a Youhoo with a funny straw?
Rachel: (on tape) Oh, I remember how we almost. Do you think we wouldve gone through with it? Yknow, if we hadnt gotten caught. Do you think we wouldve done it?
Monica: How long has it been this time?
Rachel: Okay! Okay-okay lookno I did, I just wanted this stuff and I know how you feel about Pottery Barn. Just Come on dont be mad.
Chandler: I just think that things would go a lot smoother if we each have our own zone. Phoebe, you can be in charge of wiping. And yknow Mon, you can be in charge of diapering and I can be in charge of looking how cute they are when they put their hands around (He degrades into baby talk, but he means when they grab his finger.)
Chandler: And look how happy the mom is now!
Ross with a look of wondering how long this is going to go on on his face: Still me.
Rachel: (thinking) Hmm maybe it starts with how she gets pregnant.
Phoebe: (in a soothing voice) Great, lets begin. (She starts the massage.) Hows the pressure?
Monica: I just talked to Joey, I justI want to see how you were.
Rachel: Ah, I-I never should have said what I said. Ityknow what? It just doesn't matter how I feel. I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay? Big day Monday lots to do. So, we're okay?
Monica: No! All hes thinking about is how youre taking this! I mean, listen its totally freaking him out. Hes talking about moving to Vermont.
Chandler: So, hows the hideously inappropriate crush on Rachel coming?
Rachel: Okay Joey honey, youre doing really good! All right, now Im just gonna need you to step to the port side. (Joey pauses as he tries to remember which side is the port side.) Remember? Remember how we talked about the port side?
Rachel: Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey hows it, hows it going with you and Mona? Are you guys still together?
Ross: I think you need to tell her how you feel.
Monica: All right. Now do it soon, he just asked me how to convert his dollars into Vermont money.
Rachel: Okay! I was thinking if its a girl, how about Sandrine? Its French.
Joey: Uh How long have we known each other?
Monica: How many fingers am I holding up? (She's not holding any up.)
Joey: Okay, how did this even happen?
Phoebe: Oh okay. How about the whole "man walking on the moon" thing. You know? You. you could. You could see the strings people!
Monica: (to the clerk) Ooh, an ink stain! Hey, can I watch how you get this out?
Mr. Geller: Oh yeah, well who serves steak when theres no place to sit, I mean how are you supposed to eat this?
Aunt Lisa: So, hows married life treating you?
Ross: That depends, how much did you hear?
Woman: (To Ross) So, how did you propose?
Monica: How cool is this?! We know three down! Im touching three down! (She has her hand on his shoulder.)
Monica: (starts to cry) Oh good God, Ross! How the hell do you do it?
Ross: My-my ring? My-my wedding ring? The-the stripper stole my wedding ring?! H-how?! How could this all happen?!
Ross: How about the place settings?
MONICA: No, I don't even know how serious he is about me. Until I do, I'm not telling them anything.
Joey: Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, "Hey, how you doin?"
The Interviewer: How do you spell that? So we can get it right.
Joey: Hey! How you doin?
Joey: (to Phoebe) Hey, how you doin?
Joey: I may have to, I hate to do it, but Im the star! Yknow? Theres a limit to how many sandwiches I can eat off the floor. (His cell phone rings) Excuse me. (Answers it, on phone) Joey Tribbiani.
Joey: Oh, I do. (Gives her the Joey-love look.) How you doin?
The Interviewer: Okay, how about when youre not working. What do you do in your spare time?
Kash: Hey! How come I havent seen you here before?
Joey: I said a little bit Ross. Now, how about you Chandler?
Phoebe: For how long?
Monica: Umm, so how long have you been working with your dad? (He looks at her) Come on, one of us had to mention him.
Phoebe: How about you less important people, lets open your presents!
Chandler: I never sucked, I actually didn't want you to know how good I was!
Rachel: Well, yeah, yknow how Ross and I were on again, off again, on again, off again? I guess I just figured that somewhere down the road, we would be on again.
Joey: Its just a game Mon. (makes a Can-you-believe-her face to the rest of the gang.) Rach, how about you?
Joey: Wise choice, how many rungs?
Ross: Excellent! How do you put a baby down for a nap?
Jill: Ugh! I cannot believe you did this too me! You had me doubting how smart I was! (Gasps) You had me doubting my fashion sense!
Rachel: You dont understand! You didnt see how brazen she was.
Joey: Wow! How do you know how to do that?!
Rachel: No. Okay. I was at the airport, getting into a cab, when this woman- this blonde planet with a pocketbook- starts yelling at me. Something about how it was her cab first. And then the next thing I know she just starts- starts pulling me out by my hair! So I'm blowing my attack whistle thingy and three more cabs show up, and as I'm going to get into a cab she tackles me. And I hit my head on the kerb and cut my lip on my whistle...oh...everybody having fun at the party? (To Monica) Are people eating my dip?
Phoebe: Hey! Oh, how did baby shopping go?
Rachel: All this stuff takes up a lot of room. Hey how uh, how serious are you about keeping Ben in your life?
Gavin: Well, let me explain how birthday parties usually work. There are presents, and a cake, perhaps a fourth or fifth person. Ok, I ... got you the present to make up for being such a jerk to you earlier.
Ross: Well, it was loong. I didnt even realise how late it was, until I noticed the 5 oclock shadow on her head. (They both start to laugh, then stop themselves quickly.) Anyway, she didnt want to stay. I called a cab; she just left.
Rachel: Im fine, but thats not important. Whats important is how was she?
Phoebe: All right, dont freak out! Okay? I-I will help you. How long before you have to leave?
Monica: How are you doing?
Ross: How are you?
Ross: Oh what?! Is she gonna cancel on me again?! How can she do this? Doesnt she know its our anniversary?