words in movies
Monica: You know how much I love listening to your music, you know, but...
Ross: Dude, don't worry 'bout it! I know how we can make your money back! This is a nice hotel, you know, plenty of amenities, we just load up on those! Like those apples. Instead of taking one, I'm... I take six!
Joey/Drake: How can I? Knowing I'll never hold you in my arms again, or touch your skin, or feel your lips, knowing I'll never make love to you? How can I accept that... I can never kiss you again when it's all I can do not to kiss you right now.
Chandler: Ok, how about this (picks up the remote control)?
Monica: (to the restuarant customers) Excuse me, excuse me, hi, I'm Monica Geller..I'm the head chef here.. (pauses as if waiting for something).. Ok, I was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever! Ok, quick question: by a show of hands, how many of you were bothered by this woman's singing outside? (a few people raise their hands)
Phoebe: Ok, ok, how many of you enjoyed the music outside? (a few people raise their hands) Ha!
Monica: Alright, let me ask you this question: How many of you thought the music was fine, but not in keeping with the tone of the restaurant? (a few raise their hands again).
Rachel: (looks puzzled) How...how...?
Joey: And I couldn't find this little plastic thing (holds up plastic thing) that goes on top of the blender...and I thought...well... how important can that be, right...? Turns out very!
Rachel: What...how is it going with Drake?
Rachel: (shakes her head) Alright, alright look, just uh... just try to remember how you felt when you were in love, and think about that when you're playing the scene.
Rachel: I dont know. I dont know how I feel. This is all happening so fast. I have to make all these decisions that I dont want to make. (Takes another sip of champagne and spits it back out) Somebody just take this away from me!!
Joey: Oh, I know how we can decide. Phoebe, show him your game!
Phoebe: Oh, so, how are we doing?
Joey: Yeah, I-I-I'm down with that. (He turns back to the woman.) Okay, here goes. (Thinks.) How (Holds up his hand like an Indian) you (Points at her) a-doin'? (Does a little twisting motion with both hands and ends up pointing at her, he then winks. She smiles and waves again.) (To Monica) It worked! She's waving me over. (Towards the woman.) Okay, I-I-I'll be right over. Let's see, she's on the third floor
Monica: Wow! Youre a lot sturdier that Chandler. He crumpled like a piece of paper. So how was youre trip?
Rachel: (makes some unintelligible sound to stop her from leaving) Obviously you know how to haggle, so I'm not gonna try and take you on. Okay? So $800 and I don't call the cops because you're robbing me blind! Blind! (Covers her eyes) Just take cat, leave the money, and run away! Run away! (Uncovers her eyes and sees that the woman has fled) Damnit! (To the cat) Cat, can't you at least smile or something?! (The cat hisses at her again, it sounds like Rachel) Okay, did anybody just hear that? Anybody?
Phoebe: How close?
Phoebe: I dont even know how that would work!
Rachel: How was the beach?
Ursula: Yeah. So how have you been doing?
Gunther: Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?
Phoebe: Im sorry, I-I-I-I dont live here anymore. I-I didnt know how to tell you, but y'know everybody else knows!
Rachel: Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Maybe it's not so bad. How did you leave it?
Bonnie: Hey! How did everybody sleep?
Joey: (pause) Hows that going?
Frank: How-how I like to melt stuff, and how I dislike stuff that doesnt melt.
Monica: Ohh, how is he?
Monica: Umm. Well, theres Rachel, and umm, I think thats it. How bout you?
Rachel: (handing him the letter) Its just some things Ive been thinking about. Some things about us, and before we can even think about the two of us getting back together, I just need to know how you feel about this stuff.
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Rachel: (to Monica) So, how was your date?
Rachel: Alright. Well then how about I call your supervisor, and I tell her that you shot my friend in the ass with a dart?
Phoebe: How come?
JOEY: Huh? Never really thought about the writers. The scripts just kinda come to my house. But you know what? This makes me look good, which makes the show look good, which makes the writers look good so how could they be mad about that?
Chandler: How little?!
Joey: Oh my God! How many of these things did you have? These are pure vodka.
Monica: How bout just a boom?
Joey: All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, you really wanna know how I did it, Ill show ya. When you handed me back the card, what you didnt see was, I looked at it so fast that it was invisible to the naked eye. (picks up a card and quickly looks at it) I just did it. (does it again) I just did it, again. Here, Ill slow it down so that you guys can see it. (looks and the card in slow motion)
Ross: How can I not get this? I'm a college professor; I got 1450 on my S.A.T.s.
Monica: No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?
Joey: Um-hmm! Look, I-I-I don't know how much more of this I can take! Did you know he taped over my Baywatch tape with some show about bugs! My God! What if that had been porn?
Chandler: Hi! (to Sophie) How are you?
Monica: Look, I don't even know how I feel about him yet. Just give me a chance to figure that out.
Phoebe Sr.: So I guess youd like to know how it all happened.
Rachel: I know Mona, just hear me out. First of all, Im so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own. Youre gonna have to tell me how you did that.
Phoebe Sr.: Noo! No! It wasnt like that I... Remember how I told you how Lily, Frank, and I we were, we were close. Well, we were, we were very close.
Monica: Hey-hey, how goes the dancing? Gay yet?
Rachel: Shell be out in a second. So, Chip, hows umm, Amy Welch?
Joey: How about zero down and zero a month for a long, long time?
Rachel: (to Gunther) Ill take a coffee. (To Ross) So how was your big date last night?
RACH: Cats, how long do they live figuring you don't... y'know, throw 'em under a bus or something?
Monica: How about we play for more money, say 150?
Ross: You know what I don't care. The only person I cared about getting dressed, is the one person that says she's not even gonna go. Look Rach, I'm sorry. Okay. Look, I-I wa, I was a jerk. I'm sorry I yelled. I want you there, I need you there. Look, what, what can I do that can show you how much, how much I want you to be there.
Ross: Ohh. (He drops the shoes, takes the brush from her, and licks the tip. He doesnt like how it tastes.)
Rachel: How come you didn't come over earlier?
Ross: You know how you throw your jacket on a chair at the end of the day?
PHOEBE: I can't believe it. Did you tell your board about how kids want to hear the truth?
Joey: Oh, I-I think Im gonna stick with the V, I wanna see how this bad boy turns out.
Joey: No-no-no, I think Im gonna see how things go with Kathy. Shes pretty cool.
Chandler: But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Chandler: How is that worse?!
Monica: So how does it look?
Monica: Oh umm, how about your mom dying, or having to live on the streets when you were 14?
Chandler: No, actually I meant my fingers. Look at 'em, look at how happy they are.
Ross: Its not like we dont know how to party!!
Chandler: How do ya do.
Rachel: I dont care about the little dude! I cant! I cannot listen to anymore of this! Yknow, the only person who would want to listen to this is a mental health professional! And then its only because they get paid $100 an hour! Do you know how much money I couldve made listening to you? $2,000! And do you know when I figured that out? While you were talking!
ROSS: Alright, alright, here's the chance. Monica give him cash, Rachel give him your earrings. Something, now, anything. MONICA: No, I will not cave. RACHEL: Yeah, I'm with Mon. ROSS: Alright, alright, you know how you say I never seize the day? Well, alright, even though he's your super, I'm seizing. [approaches Mr. Treeger] Mr. Treeger, here is 50 bucks, merry Christmas. [Gives him the cash.]
Phoebe: Hes just trying to show Joey how much he means to him.
Kathy: Hey. Listen, I want you to know how sorry I am
Monica: I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?
Chandler: I don't get it, I mean, you just got him. How can he be an adult already?
Monica: Oh my God! How cute is the on-call doctor?
Ross: How sad are we?
Rachel: Oh my God! How?!
Rachel: (to her) Hi! Im Rachel. This is Phoebe. Im the maid of honor. How do you know Monica?
Ross: Jill, how did you pay for all this? I thought your dad took away your credit card.
Ross: Eww! No!! Her ear! All right, Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?
Monica: Thats a good idea! Wait, do you know how to waiter?
Joey: That just cost me four bucks. But uh listen, I just called to see how the chick and the duck are doing?
Chandler: All right, how about we, how bout we sell it.
Monica: How would that go? (they kiss) Well, it didn't rhyme, but I liked it.
Monica: How do you feel?
Joey: You could say: "Hey Kenny, how come you're not Britney Spears?" (looks at Ross matter-of-factly)
Katie: Ohh, I love Chinese! How did you know I love Chinese?! (She hits him repeatedly as she says that.)
Chandler: You had a dream about a girl that I am seeing?! Oh, that is so cool! (To Monica) I can't tell you how many times I've dreamt about a girl that he was seeing. (Seeing Monica's stare.) (To Joey) Anyway we're talking about your dream. (To Monica) I love you. (To Joey) Your dream? (Leans in to listen closely.)
Monica: Really?! How much?!
Phoebe: Ooh! How was Kathys play?
Ross: Y'know what, 100 million people went to see a movie about what I do, I wonder how many people would go see a movie called, Jurassic Parka.
Rachel: How did it go?
Monica: How about if I dance around all covered in sauce? Huh? You think its funny now?
Joey: (to Phoebe) Hey, how you doin?
JOEY: Oh, well. Just ask her how long she's gonna live. Women live longer than men.
Monica: Wait a minute, just because he paid for your head shots youre gonna take him? Joey, I dont think youre comprehending just how slutty this dress is!
Rachel: I dont even know how I would go about it.
Rachel: Huh. Well, then you'd better keep it away from Ross's hair. So this is pretty rare. How did you get that?
Phoebe: How could you say yes, what about our catering business?
Monica: So? How did it go with Joshua last night?
Ross: How might you be wrong?
Joey: Howd it go?
Phoebe: How? How is your fault?
Rachel: Well, hey! How about right above the TV? (Points to the spot where her famous French poster is hanging). That way, it will be the first thing that you see when you walk in the door!
Joey: I mean, it's not so much an underpant as it is a feat of engineering. I mean, it's amazing how much they can do with so little material! And the way they play with your mind! Is it there? Is it not there?
Jay Leno: (on TV) Alright, so now you're doing this whole book tour thing, how is that going?
Phoebe: Heyooh so, how was Vermont?
Phoebe: You should! How is she?
Joey: How ya doin?
Rachel: How are you? (She goes to kiss him on the cheek, but stops because of the dates and pats him on the shoulder.)
Dr. Franzblau: So, I understand you're thinking of having a baby? Well, I see you're nine months pregnant. That's a good start. How you doing with your contractions?