words in movies
Rachel: Ross, this is not how we wanted you to find out about this. You have every right to go nuts.
Monica: That's not really how it works.
Phoebe: Oh, how does it work?
Frank Jr.: Hi, how you doin'?
Frank Jr.: You just don't know how hard it is, Phoebe. There's just so many of them. You know, two I can handle. Two's great. You just hold one in each hand, but what do I do when the third one runs at me with his bike helmet on. I've got no more hands to protect my area! There's three of them, Phoebe, three!
Chandler: You know how to use a compass?
Chandler: I'd love to, but I gotta get back to talking to your parents. They're telling us all about how they adopted you.
(Joey and Rachel don't know how to respond to that.)
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no. Not Leslie. No, she's, she's the only one that knows how to burp the alphabet.
Frank Jr.: How about tomorrow?
Monica: They're in the kitchen getting something to eat. Can you believe how nice they are?
Ross: O is for "oh, wow!" The V is for this very surprising turn of events, which I'm still fine with by the way. E is for how extremely normal I find it. That you two are together. And now one day you might get married and have children of your own.
Chandler: Yeah, but how would you like it if someone told the triplets that you gave birth to them?
Paul: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get?
Joey: Oh yeah? Then how come I keep(He notices that the marker board they use has been left on the entertainment center and holds up his discovery.)
Monica: So umm, how was your date with Ginger?
Phoebe: Remember how you said you were really dense about poetry? Oh. (hugs her)
MONICA: Really? Wow, well then come on, I wanna show you how to fold the toilet paper into a point.
Chandler: You ah, you have, you have to leave, now? How come?
Ross: (loudly so that everyone can hear) Hey lady! I don't care how much you want it! Okay?! I am not gonna to have sex with you in the bathroom! (Rachel sinks lower on her chair trying to hide.)
Ross: What, do you, well umm, oh how about I come up there?
Agency guy: So, how’s everything going in here?
Ross: Chloe, Chloe hows it coming?!!
Chandler: So tell me, how do- how do you think your husband would feel about you sitting here with me?...Sliding your foot so far up my pant leg you can count the change in my pocket?
Rachel: Okay! All right! How was she?
Rachel: Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, lets talk about it!! How was she?
Phoebe: All right, no, well I want to kill them to, but their boys, y'know how are we gonna beat three boys?
Chandler: Now, Monica, you know that's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagne...
Mr. Kaplan: Well, dont think I havent noticed your potential. Well, Ive got a project for you thats a lot more related to fashion. How does that sound?
Rachel: Really?! How come we didnt cross paths?
RACH: [distracted] How long do cats live?
Chandler: Thats a bad duck!!! (to Ross) Howd the thing go tonight, Ross?
Frank: How are you?
Joey: Me too. I mean I havent thought at all about how I put myself out there and said all that stuff and how you didnt feel the same way about me and-and how it was really awkward.
Phoebe: Okay. You know how people need transportation, but they also need massages to help them relax so I just figured we could combine the two, okay, I give the massages and Frank drives! I can fix up the van, bolt the table in the back, and you know what Ive got?
Mrs. Bing: Really stupid. And I don't even know how it happened. I'm sorry, honey, I promise it will never happen again. Are we okay now?
Monica: Hows the big anniversary dinner?
Joey: (to Monica) Hey, how much will you give me to eat this whole jar of olives?
Rachel: So you know how to fix it?
Pete: Well, yknow, I never know how much to tip.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, sure. So, how was your day?
Monica: Why, how much is that?
Monica: How bout one last game of racquetball?
Chandler: You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again.
The Director: Joe. Hows it going?
Chandler: Pheebs, I dont understand. How can you have a roommate that none of us know anything about?
Rachel: You know how much I love that T-shirt! You never even where that T-shirt!
Janice: Hi, Ross. Yes, it's me. How did you know? (she laughs obnoxiously)
Ross: Now, how will they know if youre ready?
Ross: Well, Rachel moving to another country? Not being able to see her every day. How can I be okay with this?
Monica: Hey, Rach, how was work?
Monica: But I figured, you know, that shouldn't change anything. I mean, what the hell does it matter how old we are.
Rachel: Hey, how are those tapes working out for ya?
Joey: How do you mean?
CHANDLER: Hey! How come I'm stuck dicing, when he gets to ball the melon.
ROSS: Great, how did it go?
Chandler: Y'know, he won't even talk to me. How am I going to apologize to him if he won't even talk to me?
Joey: Hey, how much cash do you got in your pocket right now?
Joey: Oh, yeah?! Then how come I keep thinking about her in all these sexual scenarios and stuff huh?!
Monica: No, Ive had second thoughts about that. Do you realize how hard that would be to clean?
Ross: How come its always us left in the field holding the ball?
Joey: Hows she doing?
Sandy: I realise how it's... a bit unorthodox for some people, but I really believe, the most satisfying thing you can do with your life, is take care of a child.
Rachel: Oh wow! What now Ross youre not gonna talk? How on earth will you ever annoy me? Oh wait a minute, I know. (Mimics his breathing.) I mean youd think the damn jalepeno wouldve cleared up your sinuses, but no!! Thats not enough (Ross jumps over and kisses her.) What are you doing?!
Kate: Yep! I sure know how to pick em, huh? Y'know I gave up a part on a soap for this!
Joey: Two it is. Ross, how about you?
Joey: Okay, what do you have a fear of if you suffer from this phobia, Tris Holy cow, thats a big word. Trisc Seriously look at this thing. Chandler, how do you say that?
Joey: Oh yeah? Ross, how many items left in that bag?
Joey: Well so, how come you blew me off? Y'know? How come you were with him?
Ross: (to the girls) Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl’s breast?
Joanna: Oh God, we just clicked! Yknow how people just click? Like he came by to pick me up, and I opened the door, and it was just like, click! Did he tell you?
Ross: Wait, wait a minute, there's no light on the back wall! How do I know when it's gonna start? Hello? (he slowly turns and the spraying begins, on his face) Ah, oh, ah! (he turns, but then he turns again and is sprayed in the front again) Ah! (he spits and angrily goes out of the spray-on tan booth and the assistant enters the room) The same thing happened again!
Ross: Oh, well, when you don't have the cards, you don't have the cards, you know. (looks at Rachel) But, uh... look how happy she is. (smiles)
MONICA: I've been great, just great. How have you been? [tilting her head]
Ross: How did you know she would buy scotch tape?
Cailin: So. Howd you guys meet?
Chandler: Okay, okay, here she comes! (Sits on the couch next to him.) How do I look? Do I look like a guy who doesnt want to get married?
Monica: Anyway, how did it go with Kate?
Monica: I guess that's how.
Joey: Hi, how ya doing?
Ross: Are you sure? Because I can stay out as late as you want. I told you how I'm on sabbatical from work, right?
Ross: Hey! How long until Petes fight?
Ross: What?! Hows that?
Rachel: Howd it go with Pete?!
Billy: How do you know?
Rachel: How could you not tell me that she has hair?
Phoebe: So Ross, how umm, how did it go with Bonnie?
Rachel: I dont know. I dont know how I feel. This is all happening so fast. I have to make all these decisions that I dont want to make. (Takes another sip of champagne and spits it back out) Somebody just take this away from me!!
MONICA: How can I not do it? I have $127 in the bank.
Joey: Oh, I know how we can decide. Phoebe, show him your game!
Phoebe: Oh, so, how are we doing?
Monica: Wow! Youre a lot sturdier that Chandler. He crumpled like a piece of paper. So how was youre trip?
Joey: Yeah, I-I-I'm down with that. (He turns back to the woman.) Okay, here goes. (Thinks.) How (Holds up his hand like an Indian) you (Points at her) a-doin'? (Does a little twisting motion with both hands and ends up pointing at her, he then winks. She smiles and waves again.) (To Monica) It worked! She's waving me over. (Towards the woman.) Okay, I-I-I'll be right over. Let's see, she's on the third floor
Phoebe: How close?
Rachel: (makes some unintelligible sound to stop her from leaving) Obviously you know how to haggle, so I'm not gonna try and take you on. Okay? So $800 and I don't call the cops because you're robbing me blind! Blind! (Covers her eyes) Just take cat, leave the money, and run away! Run away! (Uncovers her eyes and sees that the woman has fled) Damnit! (To the cat) Cat, can't you at least smile or something?! (The cat hisses at her again, it sounds like Rachel) Okay, did anybody just hear that? Anybody?
Phoebe: I dont even know how that would work!
Ursula: Yeah. So how have you been doing?
Rachel: How was the beach?
Phoebe: Im sorry, I-I-I-I dont live here anymore. I-I didnt know how to tell you, but y'know everybody else knows!
Gunther: Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?
Monica: Ohh, how is he?
Rachel: Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Maybe it's not so bad. How did you leave it?
Bonnie: Hey! How did everybody sleep?
Frank: How-how I like to melt stuff, and how I dislike stuff that doesnt melt.
Monica: Umm. Well, theres Rachel, and umm, I think thats it. How bout you?
Rachel: (handing him the letter) Its just some things Ive been thinking about. Some things about us, and before we can even think about the two of us getting back together, I just need to know how you feel about this stuff.
Joey: (pause) Hows that going?
Chandler: Hi! (to Sophie) How are you?
Rachel: Alright. Well then how about I call your supervisor, and I tell her that you shot my friend in the ass with a dart?
JOEY: Huh? Never really thought about the writers. The scripts just kinda come to my house. But you know what? This makes me look good, which makes the show look good, which makes the writers look good so how could they be mad about that?
Chandler: How little?!
Joey: Oh my God! How many of these things did you have? These are pure vodka.
Ross: How can I not get this? I'm a college professor; I got 1450 on my S.A.T.s.