words in movies
Joey: How many times do I have to tell you! Ya, turn and sliiiide! Y'know, turn and slide.
Chandler: All right, how about we, how bout we sell it.
Phoebe: No Dr. Skeptismo! Im sure. First of all, okay, theres the feeling. (Chandler shrugs) Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my guitar case which is lined with orange felt. (Rachel nods her head in unsure agreement) My Mothers favourite fish is Orange Roughy... (Joey thinks he understands, but then nods that he has no clue.) Cats....like....fish! (Ross and Rachel are totally lost) (to the cat) Hi, Mommy. (Rachel covers her mouth, in an Oh my God. gesture) Oh, I havent seen this smile in 17 years!
Monica: Come on, that was back in high school! How could that still bother you?
Ross: So Pheebs, how long is your mom gonna be with us?
Joey: (pause) Hows that going?
Chip: Hey, Rach! How ya doin?
Rachel: Shell be out in a second. So, Chip, hows umm, Amy Welch?
Monica: Thats what we used to call your ah, your motorcycle in high school. Y'know how a motorcycle is a Chopper, and youre Chip. Nevermind.
Monica: Umm. Well, theres Rachel, and umm, I think thats it. How bout you?
Monica: Ohh, how is he?
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Rachel: (to Monica) So, how was your date?
Monica: Well, y'know how I always wanted to go out with Chip Matthews in high school?
Phoebe: (she turns around and puts the cat on the entertainment center) Ross, how many parents have you lost?
Joey: Hey, how much cash do you got in your pocket right now?
Joey: Oh, yeah?! Then how come I keep thinking about her in all these sexual scenarios and stuff huh?!
Monica: No, Ive had second thoughts about that. Do you realize how hard that would be to clean?
Ross: How come its always us left in the field holding the ball?
Joey: Hows she doing?
Rachel: Oh wow! What now Ross youre not gonna talk? How on earth will you ever annoy me? Oh wait a minute, I know. (Mimics his breathing.) I mean youd think the damn jalepeno wouldve cleared up your sinuses, but no!! Thats not enough (Ross jumps over and kisses her.) What are you doing?!
Sandy: I realise how it's... a bit unorthodox for some people, but I really believe, the most satisfying thing you can do with your life, is take care of a child.
Joey: Two it is. Ross, how about you?
Joey: Okay, what do you have a fear of if you suffer from this phobia, Tris Holy cow, thats a big word. Trisc Seriously look at this thing. Chandler, how do you say that?
Joey: Oh yeah? Ross, how many items left in that bag?
Kate: Yep! I sure know how to pick em, huh? Y'know I gave up a part on a soap for this!
Ross: (to the girls) Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl’s breast?
Joey: Well so, how come you blew me off? Y'know? How come you were with him?
Ross: Wait, wait a minute, there's no light on the back wall! How do I know when it's gonna start? Hello? (he slowly turns and the spraying begins, on his face) Ah, oh, ah! (he turns, but then he turns again and is sprayed in the front again) Ah! (he spits and angrily goes out of the spray-on tan booth and the assistant enters the room) The same thing happened again!
Joanna: Oh God, we just clicked! Yknow how people just click? Like he came by to pick me up, and I opened the door, and it was just like, click! Did he tell you?
Ross: Oh, well, when you don't have the cards, you don't have the cards, you know. (looks at Rachel) But, uh... look how happy she is. (smiles)
MONICA: I've been great, just great. How have you been? [tilting her head]
Ross: How did you know she would buy scotch tape?
Chandler: Okay, okay, here she comes! (Sits on the couch next to him.) How do I look? Do I look like a guy who doesnt want to get married?
Cailin: So. Howd you guys meet?
Monica: Anyway, how did it go with Kate?
Monica: I guess that's how.
Joey: Hi, how ya doing?
Ross: Are you sure? Because I can stay out as late as you want. I told you how I'm on sabbatical from work, right?
Ross: What?! Hows that?
Rachel: Howd it go with Pete?!
Billy: How do you know?
Rachel: How could you not tell me that she has hair?
Ross: Hey! How long until Petes fight?
Phoebe: So Ross, how umm, how did it go with Bonnie?
MONICA: How can I not do it? I have $127 in the bank.
Rachel: I dont know. I dont know how I feel. This is all happening so fast. I have to make all these decisions that I dont want to make. (Takes another sip of champagne and spits it back out) Somebody just take this away from me!!
Joey: Oh, I know how we can decide. Phoebe, show him your game!
Phoebe: Oh, so, how are we doing?
Joey: Yeah, I-I-I'm down with that. (He turns back to the woman.) Okay, here goes. (Thinks.) How (Holds up his hand like an Indian) you (Points at her) a-doin'? (Does a little twisting motion with both hands and ends up pointing at her, he then winks. She smiles and waves again.) (To Monica) It worked! She's waving me over. (Towards the woman.) Okay, I-I-I'll be right over. Let's see, she's on the third floor
Monica: Wow! Youre a lot sturdier that Chandler. He crumpled like a piece of paper. So how was youre trip?
Rachel: (makes some unintelligible sound to stop her from leaving) Obviously you know how to haggle, so I'm not gonna try and take you on. Okay? So $800 and I don't call the cops because you're robbing me blind! Blind! (Covers her eyes) Just take cat, leave the money, and run away! Run away! (Uncovers her eyes and sees that the woman has fled) Damnit! (To the cat) Cat, can't you at least smile or something?! (The cat hisses at her again, it sounds like Rachel) Okay, did anybody just hear that? Anybody?
Phoebe: How close?
Phoebe: I dont even know how that would work!
Rachel: How was the beach?
Ursula: Yeah. So how have you been doing?
Gunther: Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?
Phoebe: Im sorry, I-I-I-I dont live here anymore. I-I didnt know how to tell you, but y'know everybody else knows!
Rachel: Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Maybe it's not so bad. How did you leave it?
Bonnie: Hey! How did everybody sleep?
Frank: How-how I like to melt stuff, and how I dislike stuff that doesnt melt.
Rachel: (handing him the letter) Its just some things Ive been thinking about. Some things about us, and before we can even think about the two of us getting back together, I just need to know how you feel about this stuff.
Rachel: Alright. Well then how about I call your supervisor, and I tell her that you shot my friend in the ass with a dart?
Phoebe: How come?
JOEY: Huh? Never really thought about the writers. The scripts just kinda come to my house. But you know what? This makes me look good, which makes the show look good, which makes the writers look good so how could they be mad about that?
Chandler: How little?!
Joey: Oh my God! How many of these things did you have? These are pure vodka.
Monica: How bout just a boom?
Joey: All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, you really wanna know how I did it, Ill show ya. When you handed me back the card, what you didnt see was, I looked at it so fast that it was invisible to the naked eye. (picks up a card and quickly looks at it) I just did it. (does it again) I just did it, again. Here, Ill slow it down so that you guys can see it. (looks and the card in slow motion)
Ross: How can I not get this? I'm a college professor; I got 1450 on my S.A.T.s.
Monica: No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?
Joey: Um-hmm! Look, I-I-I don't know how much more of this I can take! Did you know he taped over my Baywatch tape with some show about bugs! My God! What if that had been porn?
Chandler: Hi! (to Sophie) How are you?
Monica: Look, I don't even know how I feel about him yet. Just give me a chance to figure that out.
Phoebe Sr.: So I guess youd like to know how it all happened.
Rachel: I know Mona, just hear me out. First of all, Im so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own. Youre gonna have to tell me how you did that.
Phoebe Sr.: Noo! No! It wasnt like that I... Remember how I told you how Lily, Frank, and I we were, we were close. Well, we were, we were very close.
Monica: Hey-hey, how goes the dancing? Gay yet?
Joey: How about zero down and zero a month for a long, long time?
Rachel: (to Gunther) Ill take a coffee. (To Ross) So how was your big date last night?
RACH: Cats, how long do they live figuring you don't... y'know, throw 'em under a bus or something?
Monica: How about we play for more money, say 150?
Ross: You know what I don't care. The only person I cared about getting dressed, is the one person that says she's not even gonna go. Look Rach, I'm sorry. Okay. Look, I-I wa, I was a jerk. I'm sorry I yelled. I want you there, I need you there. Look, what, what can I do that can show you how much, how much I want you to be there.
Ross: Ohh. (He drops the shoes, takes the brush from her, and licks the tip. He doesnt like how it tastes.)
Rachel: How come you didn't come over earlier?
Ross: You know how you throw your jacket on a chair at the end of the day?
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
PHOEBE: I can't believe it. Did you tell your board about how kids want to hear the truth?
Joey: Oh, I-I think Im gonna stick with the V, I wanna see how this bad boy turns out.
Joey: No-no-no, I think Im gonna see how things go with Kathy. Shes pretty cool.
Chandler: But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?
Chandler: How is that worse?!
Monica: So how does it look?
Monica: Oh umm, how about your mom dying, or having to live on the streets when you were 14?
Chandler: No, actually I meant my fingers. Look at 'em, look at how happy they are.
ROSS: Alright, alright, here's the chance. Monica give him cash, Rachel give him your earrings. Something, now, anything. MONICA: No, I will not cave. RACHEL: Yeah, I'm with Mon. ROSS: Alright, alright, you know how you say I never seize the day? Well, alright, even though he's your super, I'm seizing. [approaches Mr. Treeger] Mr. Treeger, here is 50 bucks, merry Christmas. [Gives him the cash.]
Chandler: How do ya do.
Monica: I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?
Rachel: I dont care about the little dude! I cant! I cannot listen to anymore of this! Yknow, the only person who would want to listen to this is a mental health professional! And then its only because they get paid $100 an hour! Do you know how much money I couldve made listening to you? $2,000! And do you know when I figured that out? While you were talking!
Phoebe: Hes just trying to show Joey how much he means to him.
Kathy: Hey. Listen, I want you to know how sorry I am
Rachel: Oh my God! How?!
Chandler: I don't get it, I mean, you just got him. How can he be an adult already?
Monica: Oh my God! How cute is the on-call doctor?
Ross: Its not like we dont know how to party!!
Joey/Drake: How can I? Knowing I'll never hold you in my arms again, or touch your skin, or feel your lips, knowing I'll never make love to you? How can I accept that... I can never kiss you again when it's all I can do not to kiss you right now.
Ross: How sad are we?
Rachel: (to her) Hi! Im Rachel. This is Phoebe. Im the maid of honor. How do you know Monica?
Ross: Eww! No!! Her ear! All right, Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?
Monica: How do you feel?
Ross: Jill, how did you pay for all this? I thought your dad took away your credit card.
Monica: Thats a good idea! Wait, do you know how to waiter?
Joey: That just cost me four bucks. But uh listen, I just called to see how the chick and the duck are doing?
Joey: You could say: "Hey Kenny, how come you're not Britney Spears?" (looks at Ross matter-of-factly)
Chandler: You had a dream about a girl that I am seeing?! Oh, that is so cool! (To Monica) I can't tell you how many times I've dreamt about a girl that he was seeing. (Seeing Monica's stare.) (To Joey) Anyway we're talking about your dream. (To Monica) I love you. (To Joey) Your dream? (Leans in to listen closely.)