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Rachel: And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!
Joey: 18, uh? (starts to prepare himself to say his "How You Doin'" line) Ross: Joey, NO!
Joey: Oh, yeah! How was I supposed to know?
Ross: No, wait ! You guys, no, no, you can't leave! Rachel already feels bad that the cake's messed up. How do you think she's gonna feel when she comes back here and all you guys are gone?
Phoebe: Joey? How could you just let them leave?
Estelle: So, how did your audition go today?
Monica: Ok, how about this: We got wind up toys for Emma for her birthday. We can make them race, and whoever comes in last, stays!
Monica: Wha... How the hell is that gonna help?
Chandler: I bought you. How did I forget that that's all you do?
Rachel: Oh, why do you even bother? I already ruined her first birthday... And do you know how important these early experiences are Ross? Very! According to the back cover of that book that you gave me.
Rachel: (she looks at the cake) Oh my God! Look what... you made it into a bunny. How did you do that?
(With his index finger he shows her how old she is. Emma also points her finger and babbles...)
Monica: That's how old you are.
Chandler: Emma, how old are you? How old are you today? (holds up his index finger again)
Paul: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get?
Joey: Oh yeah? Then how come I keep(He notices that the marker board they use has been left on the entertainment center and holds up his discovery.)
Monica: So umm, how was your date with Ginger?
Phoebe: Remember how you said you were really dense about poetry? Oh. (hugs her)
MONICA: Really? Wow, well then come on, I wanna show you how to fold the toilet paper into a point.
Chandler: You ah, you have, you have to leave, now? How come?
Ross: (loudly so that everyone can hear) Hey lady! I don't care how much you want it! Okay?! I am not gonna to have sex with you in the bathroom! (Rachel sinks lower on her chair trying to hide.)
Ross: What, do you, well umm, oh how about I come up there?
Agency guy: So, how’s everything going in here?
Ross: Chloe, Chloe hows it coming?!!
Chandler: So tell me, how do- how do you think your husband would feel about you sitting here with me?...Sliding your foot so far up my pant leg you can count the change in my pocket?
Rachel: Okay! All right! How was she?
Rachel: Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, lets talk about it!! How was she?
Phoebe: All right, no, well I want to kill them to, but their boys, y'know how are we gonna beat three boys?
Chandler: Now, Monica, you know that's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagne...
Mr. Kaplan: Well, dont think I havent noticed your potential. Well, Ive got a project for you thats a lot more related to fashion. How does that sound?
Rachel: Really?! How come we didnt cross paths?
RACH: [distracted] How long do cats live?
Chandler: Thats a bad duck!!! (to Ross) Howd the thing go tonight, Ross?
Frank: How are you?
Joey: Me too. I mean I havent thought at all about how I put myself out there and said all that stuff and how you didnt feel the same way about me and-and how it was really awkward.
Phoebe: Okay. You know how people need transportation, but they also need massages to help them relax so I just figured we could combine the two, okay, I give the massages and Frank drives! I can fix up the van, bolt the table in the back, and you know what Ive got?
Mrs. Bing: Really stupid. And I don't even know how it happened. I'm sorry, honey, I promise it will never happen again. Are we okay now?
Monica: Hows the big anniversary dinner?
Joey: (to Monica) Hey, how much will you give me to eat this whole jar of olives?
Rachel: So you know how to fix it?
Pete: Well, yknow, I never know how much to tip.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, sure. So, how was your day?
Monica: Why, how much is that?
Monica: How bout one last game of racquetball?
Chandler: You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again.
The Director: Joe. Hows it going?
Chandler: Pheebs, I dont understand. How can you have a roommate that none of us know anything about?
Rachel: You know how much I love that T-shirt! You never even where that T-shirt!
Janice: Hi, Ross. Yes, it's me. How did you know? (she laughs obnoxiously)
Ross: Now, how will they know if youre ready?
Ross: Well, Rachel moving to another country? Not being able to see her every day. How can I be okay with this?
Monica: Hey, Rach, how was work?
Monica: But I figured, you know, that shouldn't change anything. I mean, what the hell does it matter how old we are.
Rachel: Hey, how are those tapes working out for ya?
Joey: How do you mean?
CHANDLER: Hey! How come I'm stuck dicing, when he gets to ball the melon.
ROSS: Great, how did it go?
Chandler: Y'know, he won't even talk to me. How am I going to apologize to him if he won't even talk to me?
Joey: Hey, how much cash do you got in your pocket right now?
Joey: Oh, yeah?! Then how come I keep thinking about her in all these sexual scenarios and stuff huh?!
Monica: No, Ive had second thoughts about that. Do you realize how hard that would be to clean?
Ross: How come its always us left in the field holding the ball?
Joey: Hows she doing?
Rachel: Oh wow! What now Ross youre not gonna talk? How on earth will you ever annoy me? Oh wait a minute, I know. (Mimics his breathing.) I mean youd think the damn jalepeno wouldve cleared up your sinuses, but no!! Thats not enough (Ross jumps over and kisses her.) What are you doing?!
Joey: Two it is. Ross, how about you?
Sandy: I realise how it's... a bit unorthodox for some people, but I really believe, the most satisfying thing you can do with your life, is take care of a child.
Kate: Yep! I sure know how to pick em, huh? Y'know I gave up a part on a soap for this!
Joey: Okay, what do you have a fear of if you suffer from this phobia, Tris Holy cow, thats a big word. Trisc Seriously look at this thing. Chandler, how do you say that?
Joey: Oh yeah? Ross, how many items left in that bag?
Joey: Well so, how come you blew me off? Y'know? How come you were with him?
Ross: (to the girls) Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl’s breast?
Ross: Wait, wait a minute, there's no light on the back wall! How do I know when it's gonna start? Hello? (he slowly turns and the spraying begins, on his face) Ah, oh, ah! (he turns, but then he turns again and is sprayed in the front again) Ah! (he spits and angrily goes out of the spray-on tan booth and the assistant enters the room) The same thing happened again!
Joanna: Oh God, we just clicked! Yknow how people just click? Like he came by to pick me up, and I opened the door, and it was just like, click! Did he tell you?
Ross: Oh, well, when you don't have the cards, you don't have the cards, you know. (looks at Rachel) But, uh... look how happy she is. (smiles)
Ross: How did you know she would buy scotch tape?
MONICA: I've been great, just great. How have you been? [tilting her head]
Cailin: So. Howd you guys meet?
Chandler: Okay, okay, here she comes! (Sits on the couch next to him.) How do I look? Do I look like a guy who doesnt want to get married?
Monica: Anyway, how did it go with Kate?
Monica: I guess that's how.
Joey: Hi, how ya doing?
Ross: Are you sure? Because I can stay out as late as you want. I told you how I'm on sabbatical from work, right?
Ross: What?! Hows that?
Rachel: How could you not tell me that she has hair?
Rachel: Howd it go with Pete?!
Billy: How do you know?
Rachel: (makes some unintelligible sound to stop her from leaving) Obviously you know how to haggle, so I'm not gonna try and take you on. Okay? So $800 and I don't call the cops because you're robbing me blind! Blind! (Covers her eyes) Just take cat, leave the money, and run away! Run away! (Uncovers her eyes and sees that the woman has fled) Damnit! (To the cat) Cat, can't you at least smile or something?! (The cat hisses at her again, it sounds like Rachel) Okay, did anybody just hear that? Anybody?
Ross: Hey! How long until Petes fight?
MONICA: How can I not do it? I have $127 in the bank.
Rachel: I dont know. I dont know how I feel. This is all happening so fast. I have to make all these decisions that I dont want to make. (Takes another sip of champagne and spits it back out) Somebody just take this away from me!!
Joey: Oh, I know how we can decide. Phoebe, show him your game!
Phoebe: Oh, so, how are we doing?
Joey: Yeah, I-I-I'm down with that. (He turns back to the woman.) Okay, here goes. (Thinks.) How (Holds up his hand like an Indian) you (Points at her) a-doin'? (Does a little twisting motion with both hands and ends up pointing at her, he then winks. She smiles and waves again.) (To Monica) It worked! She's waving me over. (Towards the woman.) Okay, I-I-I'll be right over. Let's see, she's on the third floor
Phoebe: So Ross, how umm, how did it go with Bonnie?
Monica: Wow! Youre a lot sturdier that Chandler. He crumpled like a piece of paper. So how was youre trip?
Gunther: Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?
Phoebe: How close?
Phoebe: I dont even know how that would work!
Ursula: Yeah. So how have you been doing?
Phoebe: Im sorry, I-I-I-I dont live here anymore. I-I didnt know how to tell you, but y'know everybody else knows!
Rachel: How was the beach?
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Rachel: Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Maybe it's not so bad. How did you leave it?
Bonnie: Hey! How did everybody sleep?
Frank: How-how I like to melt stuff, and how I dislike stuff that doesnt melt.
Monica: Umm. Well, theres Rachel, and umm, I think thats it. How bout you?
Rachel: (handing him the letter) Its just some things Ive been thinking about. Some things about us, and before we can even think about the two of us getting back together, I just need to know how you feel about this stuff.
Rachel: (to Monica) So, how was your date?
Joey: (pause) Hows that going?
Monica: Ohh, how is he?
Rachel: Alright. Well then how about I call your supervisor, and I tell her that you shot my friend in the ass with a dart?
Monica: How bout just a boom?
JOEY: Huh? Never really thought about the writers. The scripts just kinda come to my house. But you know what? This makes me look good, which makes the show look good, which makes the writers look good so how could they be mad about that?
Joey: Oh my God! How many of these things did you have? These are pure vodka.