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Rachel: And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!
Joey: 18, uh? (starts to prepare himself to say his "How You Doin'" line) Ross: Joey, NO!
Joey: Oh, yeah! How was I supposed to know?
Ross: No, wait ! You guys, no, no, you can't leave! Rachel already feels bad that the cake's messed up. How do you think she's gonna feel when she comes back here and all you guys are gone?
Phoebe: Joey? How could you just let them leave?
Estelle: So, how did your audition go today?
Monica: Ok, how about this: We got wind up toys for Emma for her birthday. We can make them race, and whoever comes in last, stays!
Monica: Wha... How the hell is that gonna help?
Chandler: I bought you. How did I forget that that's all you do?
Rachel: Oh, why do you even bother? I already ruined her first birthday... And do you know how important these early experiences are Ross? Very! According to the back cover of that book that you gave me.
Rachel: (she looks at the cake) Oh my God! Look what... you made it into a bunny. How did you do that?
(With his index finger he shows her how old she is. Emma also points her finger and babbles...)
Monica: That's how old you are.
Chandler: Emma, how old are you? How old are you today? (holds up his index finger again)
Ross: (turning towards him) Yes Mr. Lewis, how can I help you?
Joey: How do you mean?
Phoebe: How many beeps?
Joey: Oh, it was amazing. You know how you always think you're great in bed?
Rachel: Oh, there you are! Hi! Oh, so, so, how was China, you? (Hits him with the flowers.)
Monica: This is amazing. I mean, how, how did this happen?
Phoebe: Yeah! And look, (Grabs the pants) see how they expand as the baby grows? (Theres a stretchy part in front.) And then after the babys born, theyre great for shoplifting melons.
Rachel: How is that the silver lining?
Phoebe: Oh, ok. How, it's been so long since you've had sex, you're wondering if they've changed it?
Chandler: Whoa! And this manchild has no problem with how old you are?
Monica: Rachel, how did this happen?
Monica: How who wears it?
Rachel: How is she?
Joey: You gotta tell Ross how you feel.
Rachel: No, I-I just dont know how you decide who to hire. I mean Ive got it narrowed down to two people. One of them has great references and a lot of experience and then theres this guy
Monica: Ok, I'll tell you what. How about I cook dinner at my place? I'll make it just like Mom's.
Chandler: So, uh, how often can you do it?
Phoebe: Oh yes, yes, yes you can. Just say, um, 'Phoebe, my work is my life and that's what I have to do right now'. And I say 'your work?! Your work?! How can you say that?!'. And then you say, um, 'it's tearing me apart, but I have no choice. Can't you understand that?'. And I say (Hits him) 'no! No! I can't understand that!'.
Phoebe: Yeah! So--ooh, I gotta ask you though. How did you know where to find me?
Frankie: How long do you want the cuffs?
Ross: (he takes a baby blue beret out of a shopping box and puts it on) How does this look?
Carol: How did we do?
JOEY: How do we say yes now and make it seem like we're not doin' it just to ride in the cool car?
MONICA: So how was Joan?
RACHEL: How did this happen?
Ross: I know, it�s the first time, we�re leaving the baby and � hey, I know how hard it is for you, but � but Emma is gonna be fine. My mom is gonna be with her. She�s great with kids.
ROSS: How can you not believe in evolution?
CHANDLER: How do you know that? How?
Monica: (gets up) OK, how does everybody like their burgers?
Ross: Yeah, pants, what, what an idea. Or better yet, um, how 'bout you go without any pants. Look, I don't know what you're trying to do to me, but just get your butt in there and pick out any shoes that fit your feet, okay. No, no I don't care if they match. I don't care if they make your ankles or your knees or your earlobes look fat. Okay.
PHOEBE: Chandler, you called Janice! That's how much you wanted to be with someone!
JOEY: This is unbelievable Phoebs, how can you be married?
STRANGER: Hey, how, how did you do that?
MONICA: I can't believe you married Duncan. I mean how could you not tell me? We lived together, we told each other everything.
Joey: I gotta a lot of nice stuff to say about you guys, ok? And I know how much you wanna have a baby, you know, and I would love to help you get one.
Chandler: Okay, what do you saw I go over there and say how much I like her? (Joey gives him a thumbs up) No-no it'll be good, I can tell her much I've been thinking about her. That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment I met her. That I'm so fantastically, over-the-top, wanna-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute of every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!!
PHOEBE: Ohh. . .K. How come?
PHOEBE: So how long have you known?
JOEY: Yeah, someplace nice. (to Phoebe and Rachel) How much do you think I can get for my kidney? (at Central Perk)
JADE: How did you--?
Ross: No, come on, he doesnt know this stuff. If he knew how you felt.
Paul: Good. Good. Not that we dont want you to stay, obviously youre welcomeHow much more homework do you have?
CHANDLER: So, uh, how was he?
Joey: When that guy was robbing us, and I was locked in the entertainment unit for like six hours, you know what I was doing in there all that time? I was thinking about how I let you down!
Monica: Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends? (She and Phoebe scream.) Okay! How would you like some Tiki Death Punch? (She pours the contents of the blender into some glasses.)
JOEY: Oh, now you're tellin' us how you feel.
RACHEL: Oh, well, it pretty much sucked. How was yours?
ROSS: Oh, thank you, thanks. So uh, how was your night last night?
CHANDLER: Spanish midgets. Spanish midgets wrestling. Julie. Ok, yes, I see how you got there. (phone rings)
Joey: How about those fries though, huh? (Holds the plate between Sarah’s fingers and his plate, thus blocking her from reaching his)
PHOEBE: Right. My name was on there, but now it just says "carrot cake". So, um, so um, how many chords do you know?
RACH: So, how was the party?
Rachel: I still dont get how you know when its false labour.
CHANDLER: Hey, sorry I'm late. Congratulations, Mon. (to Ross) I'm not sorry I'm late. How incredible was my afternoon with Jade?
JOEY: So, so how did it happen?
Mrs. Green: Its like youre a cave person. Rachel, you must get a nanny. You dont know how overwhelming this is going to be. I mean when you were a baby I had full time help, I had Mrs. Kay.
RACH: I didn't know then. And how come you never said anything to me.
Ross: No, no. This will always be your place. It would be too sad. Plus, how much a month does it cost to feed Joey?
ROSS: How are you?
RACH: Good. How are you?
JOEY: How come Richard looks so much cooler with one of these than me?
MNCA: Ok, how about pilgrim Mockolate mousse?
Joey: I dont know! (All excited) I havent totally decided how to talk on my boat yet.
MNCA: How about Mockolate mousse?
ROSS: Ok, just, just remember how crazy I am about you, ok?
Rachel: Well, I-I-I don't know how this fits into your whole "seizing" thing but um, Emily called you today.
JOEY: Hey, how much did you guys tip the super this year?
MONICA: How do you know exactly what she's going through?
Amy: Well, it should be. I'm gonna help babies learn how to accessorize, what colors to wear, what clothes are slimming...
GRANDMOTHER: [nervously] Oh. Oh, sure, sure, uh, uh, how come?
Monica: (wandering in after her) Uh, Rach... how come you have dental floss in your hair?
PHOEBE: Oh! Oh my god. This is so exciting. How much am I gonna get?
Monica: How hammered are you? Huh? These, these are Joeys sisters.
Monica: Hey, hold on there, tiger. How's it going? How you holding up?
Chandler: Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)
JOEY: Well, I guess I could sleep with her... I mean, how could I do that?
CHAN: [not knowing how to react] Oh my... God?
Ross: Yeah, um, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drun..uh... (He has caught sight of Joey scowling at him) I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom.
PHOE: Hey, Julie! Hey, how are you doing?
Chandler: Ok, you know how most kids get their allowance from mowing the lawn or taking out the garbage, well I earned mineby plucking the eyebrows of my father and his �business� partners.
Rachel: Okay. Uhh, Ross, y'know what, there's something that I-that I have to talk to you about and everybody's saying that I shouldn't tell you, but I think they're wrong. I mean, and you know how people can be wrong.
CAROL: So how did everything go?
JOEY: Yeah, and she's really nice too. She taught me all about how to work the cameras, and smell-the-fart acting.
Rachel: No, no-no, its okay, calm down. Mark and I talked, and I realised how much I love your stupid brother, and, yeah, we got our problems, but I really want to make it work.
SUSAN: How you doin'?
JOEY: Uhh, this is it, this is how we're gonna die. Ready?
ROSS: Rach, come on, look, I know how you must feel.
ROB: How did you know there was a but?
RACHEL: Now just how big of a star is Marcel?
PHOEBE: Oh, I don't know. Umm, how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace.
PHOEBE: OK. Um, how come I'm walking with you?
Joey: R-R-Richard said he wants to marry you?! (Monica nods yes.) And-and Chandlers tellin ya how much he hates marriage?!
Phoebe: Hey, buddy. Hows my favorite dog, huh? Hows my favorite dog? (the dog doesnt move) Youre subdued. (to Joey) Did you give him a beer?
STEVE: How are you? Look, you guys wanna meet the group? Come on. So, are you one of the ones who fooled around with my dad?
Monica: You bet your ass Im gonna fire you! Get out of my kitchen! Get out!! (Joey leaves) All right! Anybody else got a problem? How bout you Chuckles? You think this is funny now?
Joey: Oh no! How can she do that when she's never shown any interest in you?!?
ROSS: Ok, Pheebs! How 'bout we'll each just pay for what we had. It's no big deal.
ROSS: How 'bout from now on we just call it the 'unfortunate incident'? [Rachel walks off] Hey Gunther, you got stairs in your place?
Rachel: (still can't find him) How are you doing this?
ROSS: Wha, OK, now how do you know that?