words in movies
Chandler: How come?
Rachel: Oh, with the mother, just... just constantly tell her how amazing her son is. Take it from me, moms love me. Ross's mom one time actually said I'm like the daughter that she never had.
Chandler: So how come Richard's selling the place? Went bankrupt? Medical malpractice? Choked on his own moustache?
Theodore: How could you know. Why wouldn't you punch me in the stomach? (Theodore walks out... Mike walks towards Phoebe)
Phoebe: Well, and you know, it really is a testament to how he was raised. Especially to you. Because he's very respectful of women.
Joey: How did she get me to settle down?
Monica: Isn't that sad? I mean, can you see how pathetic that is? You shouldn't be jealous. You should feel bad for him.
Chandler: Oh, good, good. Play more, 'cause I wanna see how it ends.
Phoebe: YEAH...! How great is this...? (they kiss)
Phoebe: Oh my God! How bad was it?
Elizabeth: I wanted to say how much I enjoyed your class.
Joey: Oh, how bad is it?
Chandler: Hows your room Rach?
Chandler: God, its great to catch up! I cant believe how long its been!
Ross: Hey Joey, how come our stuff isnt free?
PHOEBE: Today we're gonna start with some songs about barnyard animals. [singing] Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo. Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up, And that's how we get hamburgers. Nooowww, chickens!
Monica: Hey! Hows it goin?
Joey: (grunting) Oh my How much do you weigh Ross?!
Ross: No, wait ! You guys, no, no, you can't leave! Rachel already feels bad that the cake's messed up. How do you think she's gonna feel when she comes back here and all you guys are gone?
Chandler: Its Thursday! How was the audition?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is entering numbers on a calculator as Ross reads off how much hes sold.]
Ross: Well I-I-I dont care how hot it is its-its uh, its wrong.
Joey: Not anymore. So anyway, how do you want to pay me?
Ross: What?! What? How do you, how do you even know its broken?!
Joey: Hey, (in the Joey voice) how you doin?
Monica: Hey! How did it go with Elizabeth?
Eldad: How are you?
Joey: Actually, tomorrow night kinda depends on how tonight goes.
Rachel: Ugh, how can you even ask that question?!
Chandler: Hey! Howd the audition go?
Rachel: Uh, thank you Phoebe. Umm, well, what struck me most when reading Jane Eyre was uh, how the book was so ahead of its time.
Ross: (entering) Okay Pheebs, I know how we're going to figure this out. Okay, clear your mind and answer the first thing that comes into your head. Okay?
Chandler: How is that worse?!
Chandler: Uhhuh, how did you know that?
Chandler: You didnt see how mad he was, yknow?
Monica: Yeah but see I have nothing to compare it too. So even if youre horrible, how would I know?
Joey: How could you do this to me Chandler?! This part couldve turned my whole career around!
Joey: (slaps Wayne on his cheek) How do you do there, Wayne? (Backs away.)
Monica: How crazy that wed run into you!
Chandler: Yeah, Ross sure is a great guy, yknow Ive always felt that how a young man turns out is a reflection on his father.
Mr. Geller: Well you gotta get at it princess! When your mother and I were trying to conceive you, whenever she was ovulating, bam, we did it. Thats how I got my bad hip.
Monica: How was your first day?
Phoebe: Well, this doesnt have to be so sad though. Yknow? Maybe instead of just thinking about how much youre gonna miss each other, you should like think of the things youre not gonna miss.
Ross: How is that important?
Phoebe: How can people do that?... (All but Phoebe walk away from the window in disgust.) Oh, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots!
Chandler: Hi, how are ya?
Paul: How to make the next one even shorter?
Chandler: Yknow, I-I could see how this could happen, y'know youre up there every night, youre naked, touching, kissing.
Monica: Okay, Rachel, do you have any idea how painful it is to tell someone that you love them and not have them say it back?
Monica: Something went wrong with Underdog, and they couldn't get his head to inflate. So anyway, um, his head is like flopping down Broadway, right, and I'm just thinking... how inappropriate this is. Um, I've got something in my eye, uh, Joey, could we check it in the light, please?
Rachel: Well, I havent seen him since that night that he told me how he yknow I dont know, I think hes avoiding me. Why is that bagel on the floor?
Paul: How did you know we were here?
Joey: That's how they do pants! Ross, will you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?
PHOEBE: OK. [singing] Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat [back up singers - smelly, smelly, smelly, really bad smelly cat, it's not your fault] OK, sorry. I'm just, I'm just not getting that everyone um, gets how smelly this cat acually is. I just think that maybe if we could talk about this, 'cause I need to feel that you really care about the cat.
Kate: That info-mercial! For the milk carton spout thing! Youre-youre-youre the guy that doesnt know how to pour milk!!
Ross: How rude.
Phoebe: So how are things going with Paul?
Phoebe: So how are things going with you?
Paul: (To Rachel) How are you?
Ross: How you doing?
Joey: Man that was great! Huh? Can you believe how long we threw that ball around?
Chandler: (choking up) Oh my God thats it, thats the ring! How much is it?
Phoebe: Chandler, I-I will handle this! (To the jeweler) How much is it?
[Scene: Central Perk, Sergei is teaching Phoebe how to sing American Pie, by Don Maclean.]
Monica: (to the restuarant customers) Excuse me, excuse me, hi, I'm Monica Geller..I'm the head chef here.. (pauses as if waiting for something).. Ok, I was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever! Ok, quick question: by a show of hands, how many of you were bothered by this woman's singing outside? (a few people raise their hands)
Joey: Okay listen, how are you gonna ask her?
Ross: Oh yeah, how about you and the, (mimics her fake cry) "Im sorry!"
Chandler: Oh, yeah! How did you meet her?
Monica: Well, if you hadn't meddled to start with, I wouldn't have had to go in there and meddle myself. Now, no matter how much we meddle, we will never be able to un-meddle the thing that you meddled up - in the first place!
Rachel: How is you drinking helping the kids?
Kristen: But how about tomorrow?
Ross: Phoebe, how could you do this to me?!
ROSS: Would you look at that guy, I mean how long has he been talking to her. It's like, back off buddy she's a waitress not a geisha.
Phoebe: No, its New York magazine. Its an article about the best schools in the city. So how well do you know Sting?
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Joey is telling Ross how he didn't get the part.]
Ginger: Its okay if it bothers you. Really. I mean the only thing I need to know is: How much it bothers you? because I dont like wasting my time. Am I wasting my time?
Joey: Come on man, really how old?!
Monica: So Rach! Youre the first guest at Hotel Monica! Umm, youll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning. And I thought I would bring them to you, yknow, in bed. Oh, you have been through so much.
Phoebe: So-so how long did that last for you and Chandler?
Ross: Hey, remember how Chandler and Phoebe blew us off yesterday?
Chandler: How is that ever going to happen?!
RACHEL: Well how can that be, you were just kissing Sabrina?
Ross: Postpone it? Emily, do you think Monica realises how much our parents spent on this wedding? Do you my sisters teeny-tiny little brain comprehends that people took time out of their lives to fly thousands of miles to be here, huh? (He puts his pants on backwards.) This isnt right.
Phoebe: No, you don't! She's going to Paris! She is going to meet somebody. Do you know how many hot guys there are in Paris? It's... It's a city of Gunthers!
Monica: How? I dont have any money.
Chandler: Okay, uh, how about, how aboutyknow what? We could play a new game. A new game, its fun.
Monica: Hey guys! You found the presents? Chandler, you let them find the presents? Great! Do you know how long it took me to find you that water purifier?
Monica: How much?
Phoebe: (entering) Ross! How could you do that to an old man?!
Monica: How many kids were we gonna have?
Rachel: Wrong! How do you get the mainsail up?
Phoebe: (in voice, on phone) 'Okay, go ahead.' (in normal voice on phone) Um, hi Annie. (listens) Fantastic! (to Joey) You got it. (on phone) Oh, okay, um, 'Will he work for scale?' you ask me. Well, I don't know about that, (Joey clears his throat to signify yes) except that I do and he will. Great, oh you are such a sweetheart. I would love to have lunch with you, how about we have lunch next....(hangs up phone) Op, went through a tunnel.
Rachel: (returning) Wait-wait-wait, I just thought of another story about how nice Ross is!
Chandler: Hey! Hows the boat?!
[Scene: Central Park, Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike. Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also.]
Monica: Hey! How was sailing?
SUSIE: How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over?
Rachel: Okay, well this is all very impressive Hilda, um I just have one last question for you. Uh, how did I do? Was this okay?
Monica: Hey! How was it?
Rachel: Well yeah, I wish that you would. (He opens the top drawer.) Well, no its not in there! (Closes it.) How about that drawer? (She points to the bottom one and he opens it. She doesnt see the folder she planted and bends over to check.)
Dr. Mitchell: Look at this, it's from the cellars of Ernest and Tova Borgnine, so how could we resist?
Joey: Yeah, and oh she's really nice too. She taught me all about how to work the cameras, and smell-the-fart acting.
Rachel: How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag? Ill pay.
Ross: (To Chandler) How could you tell her?!
Joey: How could this happen to me?! Yesterday I had two TV shows! Today, I got nothin!
Joey: Wait! Terry! Please! Look, I just lost my other job. Okay? You have no idea how much I need this. Please, help me out, for old times sake.
Phoebe: HeyOoh, hows Hilda? Is she working out?
Rachel: All right I know, I know how it looks Pheebs, but Im telling you
Phoebe: All right. Hold on. (She starts digging in the chair.) I got it. Nickel! (Donates it.) How much more do we need?