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Ross: Oh! ...Yeah, they were gross. Oh, you know what I loved? Her Sweet 'n' Los. How she was always stealing them from- from restaurants.
Ross: Okay. Um, how about these? (Holds out a pair)
Ross: (entering) How we doing, you guys ready?
Phoebe: Hey, look who's up! How do you feel?
Monica: How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail, like your hair... for example.
Rachel: Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?
Lowell: It's like Mardi Gras without the paper mache heads. How 'bout you?
Joey: Check it out. (He turns around, pulls down his pants, and shows Phoebe that hes got panties on.) How much of a man am I?!
Monica: Im fine! I just, Im thinking how much its an end of era.
Monica: Howd the lecture go?
Rachel: Really?! How do you know?
JOEY: Hey, how come, uhh, Chandler didn't come?
Monica: How about receiving?
Monica: Pheebs, hows it going?
Joey: Oh okay, how about this one. I was gonna wait until the end of the night to kiss you, but youre so beautiful I dont think I can.
Joey: Okay. All right. Umm, so uh, so how did it happen? Did your eyes meet across the room? And then the next thing yknow youre in the bathtub together and shes feeding you strawberries?
Monica: This is so great! This is exactly how we set the plates at the restaurant.
Monica: How are you still single?!
Phoebe: How did that happen?!!
Ross: Oh yeah! Then how come you didnt get the Geller Cup?
Chandler: (totally confused) How?
Joey: Hey! How you doin?
Joey: This is how much we pay for electric?!!!
Phoebe: Well, how much do you think he needs?
Rachel: Okay. Okay honey, hes fine, hes fine, lets just put him down. Come here, Ben. (sets him on the couch) See thats a good boy. (to Monica) How could you do that to him!! Ross trusted me, what is he going to say?!
Monica: It meant nothing! Okay? After all this time, how can you not trust me?
Joey: I dont know how to play Cups.
Ross: Hey there little fella! Hey, uh-hey, why dont we get some shoes on ya, huh? Hey, why dont you show dad how you can put your shoes on, in your room! Yay!!
Phoebe: Yeah, but Monica, do you actually want to be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase, "Thats not how your dad used to do it."
Dr. Green: How about I order everyone the Moroccan chicken?
Estelle: How do you do. (to Rachel and Monica) Ooh, you two girls were outstanding! (to Joey) Did they have representation?
Phoebe: Please...wait, how did you do that?
Rachel: Mon, if uh you were at lunch alone, how come it cost you uh 53 dollars?
Joey: Hi! How are the Gellers?
Phoebe: (exhausted) How do you feel?
Chandler: How drunk are you?
CHANDLER: That was in the fourth grade. How could you still be upset about that?
Monica: I don't know, how about the idiot who thought he could drive from Albany to Canada on a half a tank of gas!
Joey: I dont know! How about, "Thanks for taking the message." Jeez! (Exits.)
Ross: My nana used to do it. That's how she paid for all my dancekarate lessons.
Chandler: Well, there are other ways of winning back your money, how about a little uh, a little Blackjack? (Holds up a deck of cards.)
Monica: How much longer?
Chandler: Just out of curiosity did she tell you how youre gonna go?
Joey: Wha-a how about this: Another table leaves, right? But there�s still some food left on their place, okay, what�s the restaurant�s policy about people eatin� that?
Ross: Okay, how about you flew to London to stop my wedding! Ah, how about you told me you loved me after I was already married!
Ross: Im just saying if you cant eat by yourself, how do you expect to have a baby by yourself?
Joey: How you got three women to marry you, Ill never know.
Rachel: Well, remember how we were too drunk to remember anything the night we were married?
Monica: Mom, uh, Chandler was just saying how beautiful your sweater is.
Rachel: Oh really?! Then how come all your stuff is in this box?! (Monica starts chasing Rachel around the table.)
Ross: How was I supposed to know wed end up being friends after college, let alone you-you would be living with my sister?
Chandler: How could it not matter?!
Ross: I wonder how I would react under fire, y'know? And not backfire but-but heavy fire, like I was in a war or something.
Rachel: Really? How good?
Ross: Oh, well you see how it works is, the part with Dick Clark in Times Square is actually live, but they tape some of the party stuff ahead of time. Yeah, not a lot of people know that.
Emily: Its not the pants. Its you that is backwards. And if, and if you dont understand how important this is to me, well then, perhaps we shouldnt get married at all! (She storms out.)
Rachel: Wow, Monica, I love that, you really have faith in me. Thank you. Technical question, how do you know when uh, the butters done?
Girl: We learned how to dance.
Monica: Oh yeah? Well when you learned how to dance did you forget how to put on underpants?
Janine: How are we gonna get out of that one?
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!
Rachel: Oh, okay see I thought, I thought you meant how much was it when it was new, yknow like back then.
Phoebe: How much was it?
Chandler: I dont know, but dont worry, dont worry, because I know how to take a picture now. (They get ready) Okay, see? Look down (Looks down), look down, look down (He falls asleep.)
Chandler: All right, let's show them how it's done.
Phoebe: (coming in from the bathroom) Oh, good, good, you guys are here! Listen, how would like to spend tomorrow taking care of three incredibly cute little puppies?!
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Joey: Home sweet home, huh? Nice to, uh, get back to reality. Plus we know how the New Years gonna go off. I guess theres no reason for all that Y2K panic, yknow? Anyway, gnight!
Joey: This is Vegas man! People will pay to see freaky stuff! Okay, how much would you pay to see this hand (Holds up his left hand) twice? Huh?
Jill: Oh, thats so great! Okay, Im really gonna do this! I dont know how to thank you guys.
Ross: Well each tell you how we came up with the joke and then you decide which one of us is telling the truthme.
Phoebe: (singing) I found you in my bed! Howd you whined up there? You are a mystery! Little black curly hair! Little black curly hair! Little black, little black, little black, little black, little black curly hair
Chandler: Let her know I like her? What are you, insane? (The girls make disgusted noises.) It's the next day! How needy do I want to seem? (To the guys) I'm right, right?
Monica: God, Ross is on a date with your sister! How weird is that?!
Phoebe: What about, what about when I said yknow about the apartment pants, how dumb was I?
Jill: Oh no! But I just walked past three sales and I didnt go in. How strong am I?
Ross: Unreasonable? How about we have this conversation when one of you guys gets married! You have no idea what it takes to make a marriage work! All right, it's about compromise! Do you always like it? No! Do you do it? Yes! Because it's not all laughing, happy, candy in the sky, drinking coffee at Central Perk all the time! It's real life, okay? It's what grown-ups do! (He storms out.)
ESTL: Well, there's my favorite client. So tell me darling, how was the audition?
Monica: How could I be asleep knowing that you were in the next room.
Rachel: Oh Ross, hi! Hey, how are ya? There you are!
Phoebe: No-no-no, but I am mad! I am mad! Because this stuff is everything that is wrong with the world! And its all sitting up in my living room and all I can think about is how I dont have that lamp!
Phoebe: Hmm, how about my azzz?
Monica: Oh my God, sit down! Sit down! How long as it been since weve seen each other?
(They start trying to trade babies while holding one each. They have no idea how to do it, so they just shift the babies around in their arms. They give up pretty quickly.)
Phoebe: Oh no! No! I know how to handle it.
Chandler: How can I not be upset? Okay? I finally fall in love with this fantastic woman and it turns out that she wanted you first!
Joey: You forget how many great songs Heart had.
Ross: It's an honor to meet you. I can't tell you how long I've been an admirer of your work, I mean, that Nobel prize, (he thumbs up) whoooo! I mean, I have to tell you that, you're one of the reasons I got into the field.
Rachel: That would be great! Wait, how long is Denise gone for?
Rachel: Wow! How are you?!
Phoebe: Hey, how are you guys doing?
Joey: (To Rachel) So uh, how you doin?
Monica: Sorry. So hows it going with Joey?
Phoebe: How long has it been since you had sex?
Rachel: Oh, its the best! (They both exhale contemplating the joys of marriage.) So, umm hows Monica?
Mike: This is the first time hes ever used this product, he's never used this product before, you're gonna see how easy this is to do. (To Kevin) Go ahead. ('Kevin' starts using the product, it is a spout that you jab into a paper milk carton so that you don't have to rip it open.) This works with any milk carton.
Joey: Oh, how bad is it?
Monica: How many?
Rachel: Careful. Light. Okay, do you know how, just sweep it across the lid. Okay? Just sweep it.
Ross: How about we settle this right now! (He rips up the tickets.) There! Now, no one's going to the game. Ha-ha-ha!
Rachel: How does going to a strip club help him better?
Joey's Look-A-Like: Im Joey! How are you doin?!
Phoebe: Oh my God! How bad was it?
Chandler: Hows your room Rach?
Chandler: God, its great to catch up! I cant believe how long its been!
Ross: Hey, hows it going?
Ross: How hot is this?!