words in movies
Monica: Its not a date, okay. Im just gonna teach him how to make lasagne for some pot luck dinner he has.
Rachel: Yeah, I know. I had the greatest day though, I got to sit in on the meeting with the reps from Calvin Klien. I told my boss I liked this line of lingerie, she ordered a ton of it. How was your day?
Rachel: How often do you read it?
Joey: How little are they? I mean, are they like scary little?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is teaching Richard how to make lasagne.]
Joey: Oh yeah! Amy just burned Jos manuscript. I dont see how he could ever forgive her.
Ross: Hey! Howd the ah, basketball go?
Phoebe: Oh, okay, I learned how to shoot a lay-up, a foul shot, and a twenty-three pointer.
Monica: So, howd the lasagne go over? (listens) Really?! Good. So you owe me three pretty things. (listens) Yeah, Ive been thinking a lot about you too. (listens) I know. Its hard this whole platonic thing. (listens) Its a word!
Joey: Hey! (starts to laugh.) Hows it going?
Joey: Hey, Rach, how you doing with The Shining?
Monica: (gets up) Okay, y'know what, Im not fine, Im not. I mean how can I be fine, hearing you come in with her, she wants to see your bedroom.... (pause) Y'know what, what if were friends who dont see other people?
Richard: Okay, okay, one things changed. But we still want different things and we know how this is gonna end.
Monica: How bout one last game of racquetball?
Joey: Check it out. (He turns around, pulls down his pants, and shows Phoebe that hes got panties on.) How much of a man am I?!
Monica: Im fine! I just, Im thinking how much its an end of era.
Monica: Howd the lecture go?
Rachel: Really?! How do you know?
JOEY: Hey, how come, uhh, Chandler didn't come?
Monica: How about receiving?
Monica: Pheebs, hows it going?
Joey: Oh okay, how about this one. I was gonna wait until the end of the night to kiss you, but youre so beautiful I dont think I can.
Joey: Okay. All right. Umm, so uh, so how did it happen? Did your eyes meet across the room? And then the next thing yknow youre in the bathtub together and shes feeding you strawberries?
Monica: This is so great! This is exactly how we set the plates at the restaurant.
Monica: How are you still single?!
Phoebe: How did that happen?!!
Ross: Oh yeah! Then how come you didnt get the Geller Cup?
Chandler: (totally confused) How?
Joey: Hey! How you doin?
Joey: This is how much we pay for electric?!!!
Phoebe: Well, how much do you think he needs?
Rachel: Okay. Okay honey, hes fine, hes fine, lets just put him down. Come here, Ben. (sets him on the couch) See thats a good boy. (to Monica) How could you do that to him!! Ross trusted me, what is he going to say?!
Monica: It meant nothing! Okay? After all this time, how can you not trust me?
Joey: I dont know how to play Cups.
Ross: Hey there little fella! Hey, uh-hey, why dont we get some shoes on ya, huh? Hey, why dont you show dad how you can put your shoes on, in your room! Yay!!
Phoebe: Yeah, but Monica, do you actually want to be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase, "Thats not how your dad used to do it."
Dr. Green: How about I order everyone the Moroccan chicken?
Estelle: How do you do. (to Rachel and Monica) Ooh, you two girls were outstanding! (to Joey) Did they have representation?
Phoebe: Please...wait, how did you do that?
Rachel: Mon, if uh you were at lunch alone, how come it cost you uh 53 dollars?
Joey: Hi! How are the Gellers?
Phoebe: (exhausted) How do you feel?
Chandler: How drunk are you?
CHANDLER: That was in the fourth grade. How could you still be upset about that?
Monica: I don't know, how about the idiot who thought he could drive from Albany to Canada on a half a tank of gas!
Joey: I dont know! How about, "Thanks for taking the message." Jeez! (Exits.)
Ross: My nana used to do it. That's how she paid for all my dancekarate lessons.
Chandler: Well, there are other ways of winning back your money, how about a little uh, a little Blackjack? (Holds up a deck of cards.)
Monica: How much longer?
Chandler: Just out of curiosity did she tell you how youre gonna go?
Joey: Wha-a how about this: Another table leaves, right? But there�s still some food left on their place, okay, what�s the restaurant�s policy about people eatin� that?
Ross: Okay, how about you flew to London to stop my wedding! Ah, how about you told me you loved me after I was already married!
Ross: Im just saying if you cant eat by yourself, how do you expect to have a baby by yourself?
Joey: How you got three women to marry you, Ill never know.
Rachel: Well, remember how we were too drunk to remember anything the night we were married?
Monica: Mom, uh, Chandler was just saying how beautiful your sweater is.
Rachel: Oh really?! Then how come all your stuff is in this box?! (Monica starts chasing Rachel around the table.)
Ross: How was I supposed to know wed end up being friends after college, let alone you-you would be living with my sister?
Chandler: How could it not matter?!
Ross: I wonder how I would react under fire, y'know? And not backfire but-but heavy fire, like I was in a war or something.
Rachel: Really? How good?
Ross: Oh, well you see how it works is, the part with Dick Clark in Times Square is actually live, but they tape some of the party stuff ahead of time. Yeah, not a lot of people know that.
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!
Rachel: Wow, Monica, I love that, you really have faith in me. Thank you. Technical question, how do you know when uh, the butters done?
Emily: Its not the pants. Its you that is backwards. And if, and if you dont understand how important this is to me, well then, perhaps we shouldnt get married at all! (She storms out.)
Girl: We learned how to dance.
Monica: Oh yeah? Well when you learned how to dance did you forget how to put on underpants?
Janine: How are we gonna get out of that one?
Rachel: Oh, okay see I thought, I thought you meant how much was it when it was new, yknow like back then.
Phoebe: How much was it?
Chandler: I dont know, but dont worry, dont worry, because I know how to take a picture now. (They get ready) Okay, see? Look down (Looks down), look down, look down (He falls asleep.)
Phoebe: (coming in from the bathroom) Oh, good, good, you guys are here! Listen, how would like to spend tomorrow taking care of three incredibly cute little puppies?!
Joey: Home sweet home, huh? Nice to, uh, get back to reality. Plus we know how the New Years gonna go off. I guess theres no reason for all that Y2K panic, yknow? Anyway, gnight!
Chandler: All right, let's show them how it's done.
Ross: Well each tell you how we came up with the joke and then you decide which one of us is telling the truthme.
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Joey: This is Vegas man! People will pay to see freaky stuff! Okay, how much would you pay to see this hand (Holds up his left hand) twice? Huh?
Jill: Oh, thats so great! Okay, Im really gonna do this! I dont know how to thank you guys.
Phoebe: What about, what about when I said yknow about the apartment pants, how dumb was I?
Chandler: Let her know I like her? What are you, insane? (The girls make disgusted noises.) It's the next day! How needy do I want to seem? (To the guys) I'm right, right?
Monica: God, Ross is on a date with your sister! How weird is that?!
Phoebe: (singing) I found you in my bed! Howd you whined up there? You are a mystery! Little black curly hair! Little black curly hair! Little black, little black, little black, little black, little black curly hair
Monica: How could I be asleep knowing that you were in the next room.
Jill: Oh no! But I just walked past three sales and I didnt go in. How strong am I?
Ross: It's an honor to meet you. I can't tell you how long I've been an admirer of your work, I mean, that Nobel prize, (he thumbs up) whoooo! I mean, I have to tell you that, you're one of the reasons I got into the field.
Rachel: Oh Ross, hi! Hey, how are ya? There you are!
Phoebe: No-no-no, but I am mad! I am mad! Because this stuff is everything that is wrong with the world! And its all sitting up in my living room and all I can think about is how I dont have that lamp!
Ross: Unreasonable? How about we have this conversation when one of you guys gets married! You have no idea what it takes to make a marriage work! All right, it's about compromise! Do you always like it? No! Do you do it? Yes! Because it's not all laughing, happy, candy in the sky, drinking coffee at Central Perk all the time! It's real life, okay? It's what grown-ups do! (He storms out.)
ESTL: Well, there's my favorite client. So tell me darling, how was the audition?
Phoebe: Hmm, how about my azzz?
Rachel: Wow! How are you?!
(They start trying to trade babies while holding one each. They have no idea how to do it, so they just shift the babies around in their arms. They give up pretty quickly.)
Phoebe: Oh no! No! I know how to handle it.
Chandler: How can I not be upset? Okay? I finally fall in love with this fantastic woman and it turns out that she wanted you first!
Joey: You forget how many great songs Heart had.
Rachel: That would be great! Wait, how long is Denise gone for?
Phoebe: Hey, how are you guys doing?
Monica: Sorry. So hows it going with Joey?
Joey: (To Rachel) So uh, how you doin?
Monica: Oh my God, sit down! Sit down! How long as it been since weve seen each other?
Rachel: Oh, its the best! (They both exhale contemplating the joys of marriage.) So, umm hows Monica?
Phoebe: How long has it been since you had sex?
Mike: This is the first time hes ever used this product, he's never used this product before, you're gonna see how easy this is to do. (To Kevin) Go ahead. ('Kevin' starts using the product, it is a spout that you jab into a paper milk carton so that you don't have to rip it open.) This works with any milk carton.
Ross: How hot is this?!
Ross: Hey, hows it going?
Joey: When was the last time someone told you just how beautiful you are?
Monica: How many?
Chandler: All right, think about it. Now remember when you were going out with that girl Donna and you guys broke up. Remember how horrible it was when you guys bumped into each other at the supermarket?
Joey: Oh, how bad is it?
Woman: Hey Pheebs! Hows it going?!
Ross: Look, I-I drew a sketch about how we're gonna do it. (Showing them) Okay Rach, (points to the sketch) that's you. That's the couch. (Points again.)
Rachel: Hey Pheebs, youre still alive! How are you doing?
Joey's Look-A-Like: Im Joey! How are you doin?!
Phoebe: Oh my God! How bad was it?