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Monica: That was not an incident! I-I was gesturing, a-and the plate slipped out of my hand.
Ross: I-I just thought you were doing so well. I
Monica: (closing the door) Its unbelievable! I-I cant believe that sign didnt work!
Joey: Who cares?! I-Ill make payments, whatever it takes, I want the Mr. Bowmont!!
Monica: (laughs) Yknow what? I-I dont want a big, fancy wedding.
Rachel: Oh no, Im sorry, you look a lot different from the last time I-I saw you.
Ross: Fine, I-I give up. Santa, Santa can stay.
Ross: Oh you guys, I-I really think just one of us should go out there so she's not overwhelmed...
David: Yeah. Well I-I got like thirty of them.
Joey: (entering) Hey! Hey Chandler look, I know youre mad, but I just want to say Im sorry. I-I was a total jerk. Completely o-over the line. Uh, I just I hate pulp! Yknow? I mean, yknow how Monica feels about low fat mayonnaise?
David: I-I do though.
Monica: I missed this apartment! Now, this is a grown-ups apartment! Yknow, I-I should be with a grown-up, do you know what I mean?!
Ross: No wait, look. Look! I'm sorry, it's just I've never even met Howard. I-I mean I don't know Howard.
Ross: Look I-I dont know whats going on with you and your husband and what is hopefully an adult dog walker, look can I just say not all men are like that.
Chandler: (Pause) No. No, I-I was, I was talking about the book I was reading.
Ross: I-I uh, I got tricked into all those things!
Earl: I-Im sorry?
Phoebe: No look, I-Im sure that people know you exist!
Rachel: Well, I-Im startin too.
Monica: Yknow, lets face it, Im not a kid anymore! I-I need to be with someone who-who wants the same things that I do! I mean coming to my place of work and telling me that you love me, I want that! Talking about pig sex over lunch, I dont want that!
Joey: Yeah, its okay. I know what a mainsail is. (Points to it. Its the larger sail.) I know, I know to duck when the boom comes across. I-I know port is right.
Ross: Well, I don't know what else to do. I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my-my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced the second time before I'm 30! So-so if anyone has-has a better suggestion, let's hear it! 'Cause I-I got nothing! All right, don't be shy, any suggestion will do. (There are none.) Okay then. Here we go. Magic 8 Ball, should I never see Rachel again? (He turns it over and reads the answer) Ask again later. Later is not good enough. (He shakes it up again and reads the answer.) Ask again later. What the hell! This is broken! It-it is broken!
Joey: No. No, Im Joey Tribbiani; we did a scene together yesterday. I-Im the guy in the coma!
Monica: Oh. I guess you can. Okay but; I-I have to return it, so you cant like it.
Ross: Uh-huh. Yeah I-I have a knack for impressions.
Ross: Yeah, hey I-I have clothes, I even pick them out. I mean for, for all you know I could be a fashion..... monger.
Monica: Oh because it doesnt really fit. Oh by the way, I-I booked the Swing Kings.
Joey: No! No, I-I just wanna thank you guys for what you did for my parents, that was really sweet. Theyre so happy they get to be a part of your special day.
Ross: Look at you! WhatYoure-youre this big executive! You are much more capable than you give yourself credit for. I-I have no doubt youre gonna be an incredible mother.
Chandler: Because, I-I shouldve called! Yknow if I had just called her after our big, stupid fight, she never wouldve gone out with Nick, and they wouldve ended up in bed together. I threw her at his man nipples!
Rachel: Oh no-no, no! Its good! Its all good! I-I actually work at Ralph Lauren!
Monica: Chandler, look I-I know that your dad embarrassed you. I know
Rachel: Okay. Phoebe, I-I think Ross is right. What are we gonna do?
Joey: Yeah. No-no I-I know I might not win, but its just Ive never even been nominated before! I want it so much.
Phoebe: No-no! I-I I found one.
Chandler: Yeah. Youre right. Hey I-I can do that.
Dennis Phillips: Look umm Joey, I-I dont think youre quite right for this project.
Rachel: (on tape) I-I knowI had put them in in-in my desk at work and I completely forgot about them until today.
Rachel: (on phone) Hi, Mindy. Hi, it-it's Rachel. Yeah, I'm fine. I-I saw Barry today. Oh, yeah, yeah he-he told me. No, no, it's okay. I hope you two are very happy, I really do. Oh, oh, and Mind, y'know, if-if everything works out, and you guys end up getting married and having kids- and everything- I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose. (Slams the phone down.) (To everyone) Okay, I know it was a cheap shot, but I feel so much better now.
Ross: No, I-Im not doody.
Phoebe: (laughs) No I-I meant your costume.
Ross: Okay I-I just have to stop by my place first.
Ross: Oh see, I-I needed a new thing for today and there's this leather store that always smells so good and I thought to myself, "Wow, (To Chandler) I never really owned a good smelling pair of pants before."
Wayne: Listen, I-I guarantee you keep your job if you can teach me how to talk to women like you do.
Phoebe: Oh, I-I dont eat meat.
Ross: Okay, I-Ill see you tonight.
Mona: Oh no-no, I-I had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and yknow take it all in.
Man: Well I actually, I-I really, I haven't seen her for years. But umm, well I-I was pretty tight with-with her and her daughter.
Ross: No! No sir umm, she means a lot to me. I mean, I careI-I love Rachel.
Ross: No-no, I-I have to see if this apartment became available.
Joey: No, I-I miss hanging out with you.
Will: Oh I-I remember you.
Phoebe: Oh I-I dont know about that. No, I think that if the two of you had sex the-the-the repercussions would be catastrophic.
Dina: I-I cant go in there. I cant tell him!
Ross: No, its not what I want either. I mean I-I cant force myself to fall in love with her again now.
Monica: You know what? I-I think Ill wait out here.
Ross: Look Rach I-Im sorry, okay? I I was a stupid kid, okay? The only reason I joined
Rachel: I-I dont want your job. I-I dont. Ohh this is such a mistake. I did not make out with him. Nobody made out with him. I did not use my keycard yesterday. I dont even know how to use my keycard. (The elevator stops. Ralph steps on.)
Monica: Well I-I really dont remember the name of it.
Monica: I mean, I-I, I really shouldnt say. I mean, Im really not supposed to.
Ross: Look, all I know is I-I cant have another failed marriage!
Phoebe: Yes, and Im sorry. I-I know things worked out for Chandler and Monica, but thats very rare.
Rachel: Ross Im so sorry. Okay. I-I will promise I will straighten this out with him tomorrow in person, or via e-mail.
Rachel: Yknow what, I-I have to go talk to her, would you let me just get changed?
Mona: Yeah, I-I think I suggested that.
Monica: I-I dont-I dont think that Im gonna wear the boots tonight.
Rachel: I-I forgot my underwear. (Ross lets her go.)
Monica: No reason. I-I keep private things in there.
Ross: (stops) I justyknowI-I just have oneRachel?!
Ross: (to Rachel) I-Im sorry Rach, I didnt know. Are you gonna be okay?
Ross: But hey, in my defense I-I just found out condoms are like only 97% effective.
Ross: Yknow what? I-I gotta go. (Starts to leave.)
Ross: Yeah! I-I teach it in my class.
Monica: No, I-I havent seen your pink shirt.
Ross: Oh the bands ready! And wellI-Iwe gotta do what the band says, right? I dont care about the stinkin band!!
Chandler: Wish it! (To the woman, Kathy, he likes) Hi. Hi, I-I was just sitting over there, and uhh, Chandler. My name is Chandler. Did I say that?
Rachel: Ah, I-I never should have said what I said. Ityknow what? It just doesn't matter how I feel. I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay? Big day Monday lots to do. So, we're okay?
Ross: Wait a minute, you guys. Oh, I wanna ask you something. I-I I may get to speak at this paleontology convention and if I do, I'd love for you guys to come and hear me.
Monica: Okay, I-Im sorry. You and Joey, your both focusing on this uncomfortable thing, what you need to do is to change the subject. Next time you see him try to get him talking about something else.
Ross: Thanks. (When shes gone he collapses into Joey.) I-I think Im dying. I really do.
Phoebe: I dont know. I-I think its still gonna be a while.
Phoebe: All right, dont freak out! Okay? I-I will help you. How long before you have to leave?
Monica: Honey, umm I-I love you, (laughs) but umm, if you call our wedding a party one more time, you may not get invited. Okay? (Laughs) Listen, we could always earn more money, okay? But uh, were only gonna get married once.
Joey: Nothing! Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, havent been able to stand up since. But um, I dont think its anything serious.
Joey: Well, I-I just, I just it was going to be like a really cool robot, yknow? Like the terminator or uh, when I first saw you.
Rachel: Oh Im sorry. I I-I dont meanI didnt mean to stifle you. I This is all just a little overwhelming.
Ross: Mom, yknow what? I-I cant deal with this right now. Im sorry
Ross: Well good, okay. I-I, kind of think yknow if we if Youre wearing the ring.
Rachel: Well, I-I said yes.
Phoebe: Now I know that they said that the umm, the hair straightener started the fire but I think Im partly at fault. You see, I didnt, I didnt tell you but umm, but I-I had recently refilled the tissues and so yknow lets just face it, thats just kindling! So I think its better that I stay at Joeys.
Phoebe: Oh yeah! I-I would like that.
Ross: Umm say, I-I opened this earlier (The privacy screen) but let me give you guys some privacy.
Ross: But I-I was going to see if yknow, maybe you uh, start dating again but thatI mean that-that was all, Rach.
Joey: No, I-I just heard lunch. But yeah, I can go. Sure! (They all exit.)
Phoebe: Oh. Okay, well I-I was kinda hoping that I would just be alone yknow to think about my mom and her suicide.
Rachel: Yeah, I guess. I-I I mean, do-do you think were ever gonna have that?
Monica: Nononononono. Think who you're dealing with here. I mean, I'm not like you. I-I can't even stand in front of a tap class.
Monica: Listen uh, I-Ive been doing some thinking, and I dont know whether its because were here or Rachels giving birth but umm, I think we should try to have a baby.
Vince: No-no its okay. Its just that ah, I thought we had something pretty special here. And y'know I-I felt like you were someone I could finally open up to, and (starts choking up) That theres so much in me I have to share with you yet.
Monica: Yeah but it was because I-I had an eye exam and I dont like my new eye doctor.
Joey: Hey no-no-no-no! Its cool! Its cool! I-Ill only be a second, Im still with my brides maid, I justWhere are those condoms you brought?