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'I' in a movie sentence | examples for 'I' from movies

Part I Written by: Greg Malins & Adam Chase Part II Written by: David Crane & Marta Kauffman Parts I & II Transcribed by: Eric Aasen

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Oh sorry, I hear divorce I immediately go to Ross. (To Rachel) Who-who’s Barry and Mindy?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Barry was the guy that I was almost married and Mindy was my best friend.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Well, apparently she caught him cheating on her with someone else. Isn’t that sad? (Giggles.) God, could you imagine if I actually married him?! I mean how different would my life be?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: I know what you mean, I’ve always wondered how different my life would be if-if I’d never gotten divorced.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (starts to imagine it) I can’t. I keep seeing it the good way.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: I’d bet I’d still be doing my kara-tay. (That’s karate, he’s just saying it that way.) Towards the end of our marriage I was doing a lot of kara-tay as a way of releasing the tension from y’know, not doing anything else physical.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: And what if I was still fat? (To Chandler) Well, you wouldn’t be dating me, that’s for sure.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Sure I would!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: What, you guys really think that I’m that shallow?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: No, I just think Monica was that fat.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Hey, imagine if I never got fired off Days Of Our Lives! (Closes his eyes to do so.) Oh-hey, there’s Carol again!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: What if I had had the guts to quit my job? I’d probably be writing for the New Yorker, getting paid to be funny. But my job’s fun too! I mean tomorrow, I-I don’t have to wear a tie.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: What if I had taken that job at Merrill Lynch?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Yeah, I had a massage client who worked there and-and he said I had a knack for stocks.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Because at that time you see, I thought everything that rhymed was true. So I thought y’know that if I’d work with stocks, I’d have to live in a box, and only eat lox, and have a pet fox.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Oh, I’m sorry. Ross Tillman.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Good-good, I’m-I’m married. (Shows her his ring.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Ohh, I would love too.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: No, it’s okay. Some-some kid asked me to pick it up for him, but I don’t…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch. Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something. For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Oh I just got another rejection letter. They said my writing was funny, just not "Archie Comic funny."

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica's Boyfriend: Y’know what honey? I got to get back to the hospital.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Hey, I may have no money, but I still have my pride.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: That’s an idea! (To Chandler) Hey, if I hired an assistant, would-would you take money from her?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: I could use the money; it could give me time to write.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: All right! Now hey, I need to use the bathroom. Since I don’t need any assistance in there, take a break!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Ohh that’s so sweet! (Her cell phone rings.) Oh! Hang on! (Quickly grabs a cigarette and starts to light it as her phone rings.) Hang onnnnnn!!! (Gets the cigarette lighted and answers the phone.) (On phone.) Go!! No! No-no! I said sell when it hits 50! 5-0, it’s a number! It comes after 4-9!! No, it’s okay. It’s okay, you’re allowed one mistake. Just kidding, you are of course fired.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Mon, look who I ran into! (Gestures towards Rachel.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: You are so sweet to notice! Yes, I lost three and a half pounds!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: (answering it) 1987, the day after Christmas, at Sean McMahon’s party. I played you one of my songs, y’know Interplanetary Courtship Ritual.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Sometimes, you should come over (Joey returns from the bathroom) sometime! I’ll play you one of my other…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: (To Rachel) Hey-hey, or I could bring my keyboard over here sometime!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (holding a plate of what looks like Rice Crispies Treats) I know, here-here!! (Hands her the plate.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: (still not quite able to look at him) Hi! I love you on that show! I watch you everyday! I mean, when you took out your own kidney to save your ex-wife even though she tired to kill you…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! (Answering the phone.) Go!! Who’s this? (Listens) Oh okay, you’re gonna like working for me. What’s your name? (Listens) What kind of name is Brendy? I… Whatever… Stop talking! All right, from now on your name is Joan. You can pick your own last name.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: All right, here’s a list of things for you to do today. Man, this going to be so great! Thank you so much! All right, I got to go to work I’m delivering twins today, but only one of them is mine! (Exits.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: No! There-there was a little, a little diff in the market and I lost 13 million dollars.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: What am I gonna do?! What am I gonna do?! I can’t call my office they’ll kill me! I can’t call my clients they’ll kill themselves! Great, now my chest hearts.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Oh, if I were, would-would I have shooting pains up and down my left arm?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Then yes that is what I’m having. (Takes another puff of the cigarette.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Most people don’t like their jobs, I love my job! I have not been working for three hours and I’m already going crazy. I miss Joan.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: I always thought having a heart attack was nature’s way of telling you to die! (Phoebe glares at him.) But you’re not gonna die. I mean, you are going to die, but you’re not gonna die today. I wish I was dead.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Well umm, I’ve been doing a lot more of my kara-tay.

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Ross: …since I stopped trying.

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Phoebe: I don’t know. You could tie her up, she could tie you up; you could eat stuff off each other…

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Ross: Okay, I think I got it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Oh just great. He beeps me now with codes. One is, "Bring me food." Two is, "I’m with a girl, bring us food." Three is, "I’m lost and I can’t find food."

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: All right, and over there is Brady’s Pub where I like to unwind after a long day of surgeoning.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Uh, yeah but uh, (In Drake’s voice) I may have said those things before but, I never truly meant them. Until now.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: I thought we talked about this. I don’t like pulp. No pulp. Pulp isn’t juice. All juice, okay?

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Chandler: I’m sorry, I guess I just like the pulp.

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Joey: Oh my God, I’m sorry, I’m being so rude. (Turns to Rachel.) Rachel, would like a soda or something? Because Chandler would run right out and get it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (To Rachel) Did I not just tell him?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Look Carol umm, I was, I was thinking maybe uh, maybe we can spice things up a little.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Yay! (To Carol) Seriously, our sex life… I was thinking, maybe I don’t know, we could try some-some new things. Y’know? For fun?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Well I don’t know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carol’s shocked and obviously doesn’t like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesn’t like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, y’know we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Carol: (quickly) I love that idea!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Oh my God! That’s great! Oh wow! (Hugs him.) You’re a published writer! I wish I had a present for you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (entering) Hey! Hey Chandler look, I know you’re mad, but I just want to say I’m sorry. I-I was a total jerk. Completely o-over the line. Uh, I just I hate pulp! Y’know? I mean, y’know how Monica feels about low fat mayonnaise?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Yeah, o-o-o-o-okay anyway, I just wanted to say I’m sorry. Here. (Hands him a cup.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Are you kidding me?! I love Archie! And the whole gang!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Wait a minute. That sounds a little familiar! Did they already do that one? ‘Cause I think I read it!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Oh Mon, listen I have to ask! Okay, Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment, now does he do this with a lot of girls?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Ohh! And I’m one of them!! Wow! Oh, I just cannot believe this! I mean, Joey Tribbiani!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Yeah. Oh I just wish we could not be married for a little bit! Y’know I just wish we could be like on a break!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Oh, it’s so easy for you I mean, you’re not married, you get to have sex with who ever you want!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Yeah I can! (Laughs) And don’t think I don’t, because I do! I mean all the time, you betcha! (Laughs.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: (giggles) Of course I have! What do you think, I’m some 30 year old virgin?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Say it louder, I don’t think the guy all the way in the back heard you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Guy All the Way in the Back: Yeah, I heard it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: It’s not like, I haven’t any opportunities. I mean, y’know, I’m just waiting for the perfect guy. I’m seeing this guy Roger, all right? He’s not perfect, but umm, I think maybe I should just get it over with. Y’know, give him my flower.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Yes!! I mean sex does not have to be a big deal! There shouldn’t be all this rules and restrictions! Y’know, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Rachel! I’m never gonna think it’s okay for you to cheat on your husband!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Okay! Okay! (Puts it out and comes out of the bathroom.) I’m so glad you’re here.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Come on. (Helps her into bed as her phone rings.) I got it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: I got it!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Dr. Drake Remoray: That’s right Wesley! I just stopped by to say that, you’re not a real doctor! And that woman’s brain, is fine!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Okay! (She picks up the phone, Joey’s phone number, and starts to dial.) Here we go! Okay! (On phone.) Hi, Joey! It’s Rachel! Umm, I am free tomorrow night. Yeah, sure, sure I can bring some sandwiches.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: So honey this uh, this threesome thing umm, I mean how-how are you gonna start to find…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Carol: Ooh, actually I’ve been making a list of all the women I know who might be into doing this!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Carol: Yeah. Ooh, and I know Gail Rosten is in there twice, but she is so…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Oh, I know. (Laughs) Y’know, just-just talking about it is getting me kinda…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Carol: Oh umm, y’know I think it would be better if we just save it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Yeah. Right. Save it. I can do that. (Gets up and does a little kara-tay.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Well, I’ve got to get out of this bed, I’m going crazy here. Crazy!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: What the hell is this, herbal tea? I hate herbal tea!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: But, I put some honey in it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: (To Ross) But I think we should tell her.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: I know! But if I didn’t work there, what else would I do?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Hmm, pulling in a salary in the high six figures or rubbing gross naked people for chump change—ooh, what do I do?! What will I do?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Ohh, I mean it’s just so realistic!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: I know. (Joey is sitting in this tall chair that is made up of balls on polls. You’ll have to see it to know what I mean.) Yeah, his name is Pat.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Pat the dog. Oh! Oh! I get it!! (Laughs and finishes her drink.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Oh, I probably shouldn’t—so I will! (Joey starts making her refill and Rachel notices that rain thing Joey has.) Oh! Wow! It’s like it’s raining!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Umm, can I use your bathroom?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Okay. (Starts to go.) God y’know, if someone told me a week ago that I would be peeing in Joey Tribbiani’s apartment…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: I hope you’re hungry, we’re starting with oysters. And y’know what they say about oysters, don’t you?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Dr. Roger: I’m sorry sweetie, it’s the hospital. The food looks great, maybe save me some?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: I can’t promise anything. (She starts to dig in.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Carol: (jumping up to get it) I got it!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Susan: Oh, I wouldn’t miss it for the world.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: I’m-I’m Ross by the way.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Susan: (not taking her eyes off Carol) Hello Ross. (Takes off her coat and hands it to him.) I love what you’ve done with this space.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: I’m sorry you’re here with me instead of Roger.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Well, I could make it seem like he’s here. (Imitates him.) "Here’s some little known facts about cous-cous. They didn’t add the second cous until 1979." (Mumbles something further.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: I’m sorry, okay? It just—tonight was supposed to be y’know, it was supposed to be a big deal.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: All right relax Mr. I’ve Had Sex Four Times!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Four different women! I’ve had sex way more times!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: I was just waiting for the perfect guy.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Hey that’s what I tell girls about me.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Chandler, I’m gonna die a virgin!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: I was kidding.

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Chandler: So was I.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Well, with Dr. Drake they always tell me what to say. And with Joey, I pretty much have to make it up on my own.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Wow! Tell me something Joey—(She falls off the couch)—Whoa! I just fell right off the couch there.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Wow! I can’t, I can’t feel my hands.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Yeah! (Takes it.) If-if-if we did do this there would be a lot of pressure on me, y’know? Because you’ve been waiting a very long time and I wouldn’t want to disappoint you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Yeah but see I have nothing to compare it too. So even if you’re horrible, how would I know?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: I do like that.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: It’s harder for me! I have those four other women to compete with!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: I have some moves.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: I have no moves. (He moves in to kiss her and she laughs and backs away.) Okay, whatcha doin’ there?! (Giggles.) Oh y’know what? I’m sorry, this is just too weird.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: What if I turn out the lights? (Runs to shut them off.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: I know! I’ll tell you something, we are gonna do that again!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: (groans) Oh God. Oh I can’t believe Joey Tribbiani heard me throw up!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: God I’m just a horrible person.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Because I’m married. That’s right, I am a married woman! And I came to a TV star’s apartment to have an affair! Uck!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: That’s ridiculous! I’m not a "Star," just a regular famous actor.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Yeah and I’m a horrible, horrible person.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Sure! As long as they don’t find out you can keep whatever you want! And I want you to have it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Yes! Yes!! And every time you look at it, I want you to remember that you are a good person. Okay, you’ve had the chance to cheat, and with me, but you didn’t. And that’s what this ring stands for.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: But I thought that ring stood for Caprice’s undying love for her brother.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: I thought I’d try to take a walk. Would you pour me some water? I’ll be back soon.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: No. I’ve learned my lesson.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (not quite sure of how to answer that) Well uh, look Ross I uh, I think Carol’s great and I’m sure you’re a very attractive man, but I….

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: No! The reason I’m asking is that… I sorta had one last night.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Look, it’s just did, did you ever go to a party and think, "Would really anyone miss me if I weren’t here?"

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Huh. But still Ross, you’re worst day with two women, pretty much better than any other day! Y’know what I mean?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Oh I a lot of stuff!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: A little. Yeah. I made a snack.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Let me tell you about this chick I scored with last night! Oh no wait a minute that was you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Hey, check me out, I’m a slut!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Oh I can’t. Dr. Roger is coming over again.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Oh. Oh right! Right! Because you’re still seeing him and uh, he’s a good guy. I mean, I remember a time when… (He fakes falling asleep.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Great! It’s so amazing! I mean, last time Dr. Roger came over, I was so nervous, but then after being with you I’m all like, "Can the doctor see me now?"

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: I bet he can.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Y’know, I don’t have an appointment, but I sure could use a physical. (He laughs halfheartedly) Are you sure you’re okay?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah! Don’t worry about me, I’ll be fine! (Does a kara-tay move.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Oh that’s right! I’m sorry! I-I am early! Finish! Please!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Uh, I don’t think so!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: All better! Back to work! Except this clown from research told me I was fired. He should do his research, huh?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Jack: I told that guy who answered your phone.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Oh, okay I didn’t get that message. So this doesn’t count—Anyway, I’ll be in my office.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: That’s all right, I’ll work here. This is goo, next to this plant. (She picks a place in the lobby next to a plant.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: You’re in my office! Look, I have made a lot of cash for this company! Okay? I am talking big bucks! Pesos! Yen! Rubles! You make one little mistake…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: I’m having another heart attack!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: I’m having another heart attack!! Call 9-1-1!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Well, they fired me and I’m having heart attack.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Well, if you see him, will you please tell him that I’m looking for him and that this I am not gonna throw up!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Me? I’m great! I’m fine! I’m sooo good!! But, you know who’s not great?! Men! You’re a man right Ross?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Look I-I don’t know what’s going on with you and your husband and what is hopefully an adult dog walker, look can I just say not all men are like that.

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Ross: Men. I guy I know.

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Ross: She is not… (Realizes) She’s gay. Oh my God. She is so gay! I can’t believe this.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: I’m sorry your husband cheated on you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: I’m sorry your wife is gay. I guess women aren’t that great either.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Yeah I know, guess who beeped him?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: I’m the ruptured spleen. (Laughs.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Yeah! When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me! Look, things like last night they don’t just happen. Y’know? Or at least not to me. Or with the other two women, in the morning y’know I was just lying there and I couldn’t wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you I always y’know with a friend.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: I know you probably don’t want to go out with me, y’know because I make too many jokes and I’ve never been in a serious relationship and I guess I’m not technically a "doctor…"

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see… One of them won’t do it, but the second one will set you free… Tell all your hate and anger, it’s time to say good-bye… And that is just what I will do, soon as those bastards I work for die! La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la……

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: I just—I-I can’t believe she’s-she’s dating?!

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Ross: (surprised) Huh, I took a shot there.

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Mr Zelner: But I'm sorry. There's nothing I can do... Ah, it's not true, there is... nothing I want to do.

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Monica: Alright, we don't know that it's him. I mean, it could be the football guy.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Rachel: Ohh! Lucky me! Oh my God! That is good news, Ross! I think that's the best news I've heard since Le Poo died!

"Friends", season 5, episode 5

Mr Zelner: Well, I guess having Rachel back wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world.

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Joey: I love that saying!

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Phoebe: I’m guessing she does.

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Joey: I’m just mad at my agent.

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Ross: Yeah! Yes! Thank you! This is great. Thank you so much. And I swear, your kid is going to have the time of his life.

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Joey: I’m saying that… (pause). This isn't working for me anymore, ok? Estelle, you’re fired. Goodbye. (he hangs up the phone).

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Monica: Oh, you know, my flock is good, I mean, yeah, my flock pretty much takes care of themselves at this point. Good flock. Flock, flock, flock.

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Joey: Yeah, actually I am!

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Joey: I was just gonna call you! That’s weird.

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Joey: No way! ‘Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything it’s gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Rachel: No, I’m still going.

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Ross: Rach, thanks but uh, I don't need you doing me any favors.

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

Chandler: No-no all kids are embarrassed by their parents, you’d have to come up with a whole new word for what I went through. When I was in High School, he used to come to all of my swim meets dressed as a different Hollywood starlet. Y’know it’s hard enough to be fourteen. You’re skinny. You’re wearing speedoes—That your mom promised that you would grow into! And you look up into the stands and there’s your dad cheering you on dressed as Carmen Miranda. We was wearing a headdress with real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends as a healthy snack!

"Friends", season 7, episode 22

Chandler: Huh! So that's what I would look like if I worked out... and was being serviced by a policeman. You're not actually going to send these out are ya?

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Lady: Oh, sure. I’m showing it to someone else right now, but please, look around.

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Chandler: No, no, Ross and Rachel will be back soon and then I gotta go to the office (Pulls another balloon out of his mouth) Am I producing them?

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

Emily: She said, "If I’m not gonna be happy getting married somewhere that we find in a day, well then we should just postpone it."

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Monica: (looks confused and scared) I don't know why.

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Phoebe: Yes. Yes. Yes. I can’t believe it! The baby wants bologna! Maybe he wants me to eat meat? I can’t eat meat!

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Rachel: I know, I know, and you were right Ross. (To Amy) You are soo irresponsible I am never letting you baby-sit ever again!

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Chandler: Well he doesn’t have to know! It’s not like we run in the same circles. I hang out with you guys, and he stars in a drag show in Vegas.

"Friends", season 7, episode 22

Ross: Okay, and oh I’m gonna need a bunch of extra keys. Apparently I give them away for no reason at all.

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Chandler: Good, good. Listen, heh, I dunno what Shelley told you about me, but, uh... I'm not.

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

Rachel: (she enters wearing a bath-robe) Hey... Hi you guys! Listen, you know what? I'm not feeling really well. I think I can't get out for the play.

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

Chandler: Y’know what? I don’t trust you with this cake anymore! And I got it first, and I’m takin’ it back! (Grabs the cheesecake and heads for his apartment.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Ross: (to the guys) I gotta go make a fake Ben.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Joey: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Look. I take a girl out, she can order whatever she wants! The more, the better! All right? Just don’t order a Garden salad and then eat my food! That’s a good way to lose some fingers!

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: I never stopped loving you.

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Joey: Can I ask you something? Uhm, what's it like there?

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Phoebe: Well, I didn't think I should just drop by...

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Janice: All right, I got to run. Tell Monica I say goodbye. And... I'll see you later, neighbor. (Janice laugh)

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Chandler: And yet I never run into Beyonce!

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Phoebe: (Under her breath) God, I woke the beast. Sorry. (To Monica) I was wrong obviously, I just—I misspoke. It's okay.

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Chandler: I understand.

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Janice: I don't know what to say... I mean, you know, obviously we have this... heat between us.

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Rachel: Well, I took it.

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Monica: This is not, what I�m wearing. I�m ovulating and Chandler�s gonna be home any minute, so I thought we would try before dinner.

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Joey: You know what? You are my friends, I wanna be supportive, I will come with you. SHOTGUN!

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Ross: Uhm, I hadn't no you... I had no idea you were so excited about Paris. Uhm, I mean, you said you were scared.

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Ross: I really do.

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Phoebe: Wrong again! Apparently you can change it to anything you want. So I thought, all right, here's an opportunity to be creative. So meet Princess Consuela Banana Hammock.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Phoebe: Oh, she's that work of art I made, you know, with the woman coming out of the frame.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Joanna: Oh, I know and he’s soo sweet! Listen, he said he was going to call, so put him straight through.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Joey: All right, all right, all right, let's play one more time, ok? And remember, if I win you do not move to Paris.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Dr. Long: I’ll be back in an hour to check you again.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Rachel: Well uh, his answering machine was very understanding. Ugh. I feel blue.

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

Rachel: I’m not asking you to go on a date with him!

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

Joey: Hey bear, I need some career advice.

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Monica: Oh my God! I have nothing left to teach you! (they hug)

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Monica: Oh, yeah, right! And after I took a shower this morning I just threw my towel on the floor! Oh God, it hurts to even joke about it.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Rachel: Shoot. Oh, I can't believe I did this!

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Phoebe: Okay, this is going to be harder than I thought. Umm, let’s try some uh, aversion therapy.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Amy: Since today... I am going to be a baby stylist.

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Erica: I know.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Ross: Right, no, I understand.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Rachel: I think, if it was a little colder in here I could see your nipples through that sweater.

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Ross: No, no, I knew (he stares at her breasts).

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Chandler: If I untangle you, will you please get rid of the corn rose?

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Monica: Oh, I know. I know. Hey, you know, you can take it if you want! The lease is still in Nana's name.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Joey: Try it, I can't feel a thing! (Ross starts punching him too)

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Mrs. Geller: Chandler! You’ve been Ross’s best friend all these years, stuck by him during the drug problems. (Ross gets disgusted.) And now you’ve taken on Monica as well. Well, I don’t know what to say. You’re a wonderful human being.

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Rachel: You know what? I don't want to be with them either, but it's Thanksgiving and we should not want to be together, together. (Goes to unlock the door)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Chandler: I didn't know Monica had these!

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

David: Allright... But... if I ever do come back from Minsk... (points at Mike) well, you just better watch out.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Joey: What did I just say?

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Ross: (panting)They're towing a car. And I am seeing...spots.

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Joey: I forgot to pick up my dry cleaning!

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Phoebe: I know.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Hoshi: You are iron. You are steel! Let me ask you something, how come when I call your computer support line, I have to wait an hour and a half?

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Joey: Huh, if I had to guess I'd say Rachel is putting on the bubble wrap and Phoebe is doing the punching.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Rachel: Oh, Pheebs, I don't even know where to start.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

JOEY: Wow!� That didn't take long.� I thought you said Tulsa was, like a three hour flight.

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Rachel: I love you Phoebe.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Joey: That's true. But you know what, it doesn't matter because I already know who you're gonna go home with tonight.

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

Monica: I know what you mean. You're like a sister to me too.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Monica: (having the same problem) You're the best friend I ever had.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Joey: I really made you think about that thing uh?

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Chandler: I think these are yours.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Rachel: (to Chandler) Can I talk to you alone for a minute?

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Ross: I don't think so.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Chandler: You know me sir. Oh ah, I do have a question for ya. Do you know how I get around the office computer network so I can access the really good Internet porn?

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Chandler: Let me just say something... Because once we get into this, I'm gonna get all uncomfortable and probably make some stupid joke... I just want to say that I... I love you... And, I'm gonna miss you. And I'm so sad that you're leaving.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Joey: Yeah, I guess, but what’s like heads and what’s tails?

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Rachel: I think I'm gonna take off. (pats Ross on his back, but he looks very surprised)

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Monica: (to Ross) So, I guess you're next. You're ready?

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Phoebe: Ok, I'll fight for her. Ok! Oh, wait, oh I just realized... if I do that, that means you don't get her.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Rachel: Oh, you guys. This was an amazing night. Thank you so much. I love you. Good night.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Ross: No, I don't think so.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Chandler: Look, I appreciate it, but uh, it’s a little creepy. Y’know? I’m not a bachelor anymore.

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Ross: What? I don't get a goodbye?

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Ross: THE HELL I DO!

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Ross: I don't get a goodbye?

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Monica: I hope Ross isn't too upset.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Joey: I'm sure he's not more bummed out than I am.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16