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(We see Ross through the window and he acts like a swimmer that gets attacked by a shark, picture one of the many, many, many Jaws movies they made and you get the idea.)
Ross: Unreasonable? How about we have this conversation when one of you guys gets married! You have no idea what it takes to make a marriage work! All right, it's about compromise! Do you always like it? No! Do you do it? Yes! Because it's not all laughing, happy, candy in the sky, drinking coffee at Central Perk all the time! It's real life, okay? It's what grown-ups do! (He storms out.)
Phoebe: No, Im-Im not sure about Hulk, but I like the idea of a name starting with "The."
Rachel: (shakes her head) I guess... Oh, I just had such an idea of what this day would be like, you know? Emma laughing and everybody gathered around her cake singing "Happy Birthday". Then we would all go into... HEY GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU STUPID STUDENT DRIVER!!! (honks furiously, and Ross looks at her in disbelief and Rachel looks at him.) They have to learn!
(There's an awkward silence then suddenly Phoebe gets an idea.)
Monica: Thats a good idea! Wait, do you know how to waiter?
Monica: I have no idea, but X-rays alone could be a couple hundred dollars.
Ross: You have no idea what a nightmare this has been. This is so hard.
Chandler: (sarcasticly) Thanks Joey, that's a good idea.
Phoebe: I've had that dog there for three days and Chandler had no idea. He's not so smart.
Janice: All right, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, we've got to do something about our little situation here Joey. So, this is my idea: you and me spending some quality time together.
Joey: Umm, listen, Ross do you really think this moving in with Rachel is a good idea?
Chandler: Thats a good idea, Dear Janice have a Hubba-Bubba birthday. I would like to get her something serious.
All: Good idea! Yes!
SUSIE: But um, here's an idea, have you ever worn women's underwear?
Phoebe: Good idea!
Rachel: All right, would-would you mind just not going out with him again? Okay, just the idea of you and he and all these women, its justAnd I know hes my assistant and I cant date himbut it just bothers me, all right?!
Joey: Oh, yeah, good idea.
Phoebe: (opening the door) I had nothing to do with it. (Closes the door.) (Opens the door.) Okay, it was my idea, but I dont feel good about it.
Joey: What a bad idea!
ROSS: Did you tell him about my thquirt gun idea?
[Scene: Monica's eye doctor's office, Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes. I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know.]
Monica: No, but someones really not going to get over that idea, are they?
Chandler: No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note.
Mrs. Geller: We might still have some money, if your father didnt think it was a good idea to sell ice over the Internet.
Chandler: Thats a great idea! We can easily think of a way for us both to enjoy the room.
Chandler: It's a great idea. (They kiss)
Ross: I have no idea. No matter what I do, though, I'm still gonna be a father.
Ross: Am I?! And was it your idea to postpone the wedding?!
Phoebe Sr: I really dont think its a very good idea, Phoebe.
Rachel: Well, yknow this whole marriage thing, kinda my idea.
Rachel: Well theres an idea!!
Ross: You know, I think that�s a good idea�our babysitter just pounded in another Chardonnet. (both get up) Bye, y�guys.
Chandler: No, I have a great idea for a present for her.
(They start trying to trade babies while holding one each. They have no idea how to do it, so they just shift the babies around in their arms. They give up pretty quickly.)
Ross: And everyone's telling me, you gotta pick a major, you gotta pick a major. So, on a dare, I picked paleontology. And you have no idea what I'm saying, because, let's face it, you're a fetus. You're just happy you don't have gills anymore.
Monica: Thats a good idea.
Monica: Do you know whats a bad idea?
Carol: (quickly) I love that idea!
Phoebe: Ooh, Joey, thats actually a really good idea!
Phoebe: Yeah! No, thats right. And I thought it was a really good idea.
Ross: I was having a little chat with ah, Bonnie, and ah, guess what, she-she happened to bring up y'know, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? Oh, thats right, thats right, it was you!
Ross: Oh I, I dont-I dont think that would be the best idea.
Ross: Uh-uhWow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesnt really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, Im the one dating Elizabeth, not you!
Ross: Yeah I know. (Pause) On the other hand in um, in about seven months youre gonna have something that youre gonna love more than any guy youve ever gone out with. Just wait. Wait until uh, wait until the first time your baby grabs your finger. You have no idea.
Monica: Okay, Rachel, do you have any idea how painful it is to tell someone that you love them and not have them say it back?
Ross: A ferry? My baby is going on a ferry? Do you have any idea how dangerous those are?!
Rachel: That was her idea, I just gave her a nudge.
Ross: Uh, Rachel, Ive been thinking. I dont think us getting together tonight is such a good idea. Im calling it off.
Rachel: Huh. Well, y'know thats actually a really good idea, because that way theyll be closer to the mugs. Y'know what, you should have the other waitresses do that too.
[Ross and Chandler stare angrily at Joey, who thinks he has come up with a good idea.]
Monica: Of course! (She mouths, "I have no idea," to the rest of the gang.)
Mr. Geller: It seemed like such a simple idea.
Rachel: Phoebe, if this guys going through a divorce, is it such a good idea to start going out with him?
Rachel: Yeah thats actually a pretty good idea.
Ross: Okay, this is getting a little crazy. I mean, Im-Im sure it would be amazing but I gotta say I really-really dont think it would be a good idea. Yknow? I really, really dont.
Phoebe: Does Joey have any idea?
Phoebe: She is so amazing! You have no idea.
Joey: No idea? Who do you think brought her here?
Chandler: Good idea. Where do you want to go to lunch?
Joey: Wow! Im so sorry; I had no idea it would bother you this much.
Monica: Oh thats a great idea. Youre really good on the phone.
Tag: If this is your idea of sexy talk? (Shakes his head that its not working.)
Joey: Wait! Terry! Please! Look, I just lost my other job. Okay? You have no idea how much I need this. Please, help me out, for old times sake.
Phoebe: What?! No! It was my idea!
Joey: Its just I cant because my manager said I (Gets an idea) (Starts singing) "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Annie
Chandler: I have no idea what's going on, but I am excited!
[Cut to Elizabeth Hornswoggle's bathroom, Ross frantically pulls his shirt out and drops his pants. He exhales in sheer ecstasy as the coolness of the bathroom envelops his legs. He sits on the cast iron bathtub, again gasping in pleasure. He next grabs a magazine and starts to blow air on his exposed legs, but that doesn't work the way he wants it to. So he throws the magazine down, looks around for another idea, and finds one. He jumps up and hops to the sink. He turns on the water and starts to splash some on his legs, cooling them further.]
Monica: I also, did a little something in fur. But umm, thats really just for me. (Rubs it against her cheek.) Okay. So, why dont you go into your room and try these on and well seeget a better idea of whats gonna work.
(Oh, I should point out that the live studio audience at this point goes absolutely wild. And I had absolutely no idea that this Will character was that popular! Maybe they should make him the seventh friend. Which would work out just fine since hes already married to one of them. Will is played by some guy named Brad Pitt, I guess hes some sort of actor.)
Melissa: Oh wow, Ray-ray I have no idea what youre talking about.
Rachel: Wow! I mean I had no idea that that was gonna
Chandler: Okay so you mean no as in, "Gee Chandler, what an interesting idea. Lets discuss it before we reject it completely."
Ross: What a great idea! That will get Rachel to forgive me!
Ross: Well I dont know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carols shocked and obviously doesnt like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesnt like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, yknow we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.
Monica: That would be a good idea.
Monica: Honey, I dont think thats something we need to worry about! First of all hes-hes never gonna tell her how he feels about her. And even if he did you have no idea how shed react.
JOEY: See, didn't I tell ya these pillows would be a good idea?
Chandler: Yeah, y'know what I got a better idea. How-how bout it blocks none of mine door and a lot of yours? (throws his shoulder into the center to try and move it, but it doesnt move.)
Monica: Oh, Im sorry. Of course I mean that. Interesting idea, umm, talk about it, but no.
Dr. Green: I have no idea, I went to the bathroom. So sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is uh, what is new with you.
Chandler: Sorry, I just dont like the idea of when I say, "I do," hes thinking, "Yeah, Id do her too!"
Rachel: Im-ImI had no idea. Im sorry. I
Chandler: I have no idea.
Phoebe: I dont believe you! That is brilliant! And Monica has no idea?
Rick: Wow! I had no idea! But you know, I could always find another masseuse.
ROSS: Oh, hey, if I make you laugh, here's an idea, why don't you invite Paulo over and have a little romp in the sack and I'll just stand in the corner and tell knock-knock jokes.
Chandler: No! No! I support you 100%! I just didn't, I didn't get it right away. Y'know now I'm caught up! Identical hand twins! It's a million-dollar idea!
Monica: That's a great idea! I was saving them for something special.
Chandler: Thats a good idea.
Ross: No! No its not. Joey, this is a smart idea.
Phoebe: Hey! Ive got a great idea for party favors for the shower. Okay, we get some uh mahogany boxes and carve everyones names in them and inside is everyones individual birth stone.
Ross: I have no idea!
Joey: Yeah, this was a stupid idea. (Exits.)
Rachel: And you really think this is a good idea?
Phoebe: My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed. Oh, and deaf. So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they're having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are!
Phoebe: Oh, that's it? (Mimics Chandler) A great idea! Oh yeah.
Gavin: Hi! Gavin! Please to meet you. It was my idea to stand there.
Chandler: No no no. Good. So you're moving on? Do you have any idea where you're moving?
Mike: I'm sorry. Are you ok with that? Cause if not...maybe us moving in together isn't the best idea.
Monica: Wow! I Had no idea you had this much pride.