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[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and a beautiful blonde (Cheryl) are standing outside. The rest of the gang is watching from inside.]
[inside]
[Cheryl walks away and Ross walks inside. Everyone stares at him in disbelief.]
[They go into the apartment. Inside the apartment it looks like a sewage dump exploded and landed in her living room. There are clothes and food and junk covering every square inch of space. I mean pigs have nicer pens. Ross is completely shocked.]
Cheryl: So you want to come inside?
Ross: (mustering up courage) Yes. Yes I do. (They go inside.)
Joey: Oh, uh... don't forget your coupon. (Tries to strike a sexy pose up against the doorway to his room. Then goes inside).
Monica: And-and-and if I die, from a long illness. And youre writing out my eulogy and you open a desk drawer and you find a note from me that says, "I will always be with you," and you still cant shed one tiny tear, I know youll be crying a river inside.
JOEY: No, inside good, outside bad.
Monica: Okay, but if we don't get this house, she's stil gonna show up wherever we go! I mean, at least if she's here, it eliminates the element of suprise. I mean, never again will you have to hear the three words that make your balls jump back up inside your body. (She shows this with her index finger, mimicking it pushing something up)
[Scene: A wintry February day in New York City, snowplows are clearing the streets. Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross.]
[Cut back inside, Joey is on the phone.]
Monica: You know what? I take back what I said before. You keep playing at the restaurant, because with your music driving people inside, my bar sales are going up like crazy.
Monica: Ok, right about now the turkey should be crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside. Why are we standing here?
(They struggle for the cart. Finally, Rachel climbs inside of it.)
[Scene: inside Central Perk]
JANITOR: Oh, yeah, right. There was a break-in, few months back, inside job. Your monkey was taken.
(They get inside and notice on small problem.)
[cut to inside Monica and Rachels]
(She walks down the aisle with the groomsman. We cut to inside Central Perk, where Phoebe and Chandler are waiting.)
PHOEBE: Yeah, I agree. Ya know, I think fancy parties are only fun if you're fancy on the inside and I'm just not sure we are.
(They start making out. She opens his shirt and feels inside and stops.)
Phoebe: Ow! My ass. Okay. Okay. (She manages to climb completely inside and the window slams shut.) Oh, shhh!
(She throws her bag inside, and starts to climb through the window. She gets halfway in and the window slams shut on her butt.)
Mr. Douglas: I see. I guess you never really know whats goin on inside a persons head.
Monica: Rachel, (they go back inside) say that I'm friends with her, we spend some time together. Is that so terrible?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside.]
(Ross, inside the door, releases a sign of relief.� Back in the hall, Mike's cell phone rings.)
Chandler: Because its flattering! (Shivers harder) Come on Monica! Come on Monica! (He goes inside.)
Rachel: Oh, wait, Joshua! Joshua! (Pause) (Comes back inside) Yeah, well, that oughta do it.
(The rest of the gang runs away, except for Ross whos tramped inside his car. To hide he puts the top up as Monica, Rachel, and Joey come running past.)
[Cut to inside the apartment.]
Chandler: Oh! (Puts his hand on her belly.) Shes growing inside you.
[Joey walks back inside just as Rosss dance is finishing.]
[Cut to inside.]
Emily: (Yelling from inside the bathroom) Youve spoiled everything! Its like a nightmare! My friends and family are out there! How can I face them?! How can you do this to me?!
Joey: You can totally tell! Here look, watch me. (He stands up and turns his back to them so that he is facing the window.) Smile! Frown. Smile! Frown. (The camera cuts to Ross outside hanging up the phone.) Smile! (Ross turns around and sees Joey alternately smiling and frowning and just stares at him for a second and heads back inside.)
Rachel: Yeah. Umm, unless you wanna come inside?
[Cut to the inside of the apartment.]
Chandler: Its incredible, I mean one minute shes inside you and then 47 hours later here she is.
Rachel: (seeing Ross and Bonnie inside Central Perk) Oh my God! Phoebe look, its Ross and that girl.
Joey: Fine! Take their advice. No one ever listens to me. When the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside.
(They all leave the apartment. Joey helps Chandler with the stroller in the hallway, while Monica and Rachel have their arms around each other. Everybody walks downstairs to Central Perk. The camera goes inside the apartment again, and it pans around. We see the keys on the counter, and the final shot is of the frame around the peephole. The screen fades to black.)
Rachel: Okay. (Joshua goes inside and to Chandler.) Every time.
(They go inside.)
Ross: Thanks. (He starts to go inside and stops.) What photo album was it?
(She opens a door and they both scream at horror at whats inside of it.)
Phoebe: What?! He was with her when he wrote this poem. Look, (reading) 'My vessel so empty with nothing inside. Now that I've touched you, you seem emptier still.' He thinks Monica is empty, she is the empty vase!
Ross: Why is it inside out?!
Joey: Oh! Wait-wait! (Reaches inside the shower.) Is it my bologna sandwich?
(inside Chandlers apartment, Chandler is coming in from his bedroom, sees Mr. Heckles, and screams.)
Phoebe: Oh, David, I, I think you are a sweeping sorta fella. I mean, you're a sweeper! ...trapped inside a physicist's body.
(They start to go inside.)
Chandler: Ah, youre still just a little fat girl inside arent you? (He kisses her on the cheek)
Monica: Yes, but you are dead inside.
Joey: No! Its not okay! Its not okay at all!! Youre dead inside!!
Chandler: Yeah I know, but I figured a shot yknow? Maybe one of those stories would make me cry and then you wouldnt think I was yknow, all dead inside.
[Cut back inside.]
[Cut back inside.]
Monica: Inside of telling us you decided to write in your stupid book!
[Inside Monica and Chandlers. Joey is almost done explaining the situation to everyone.]
[Time lapse, inside the store, Monica is frantically looking for her dress.]
(They go inside and Ross closes the door. When he turns around Elizabeth walks up to him, pushes him back against the door, and starts kissing him.)
(Chandler sees that there is a gorgeous model inside the vestibule with him. He makes a gesture of quiet exuberance.)
(Chandler opens the door and Monica sneaks up on it. They go inside.)
Joey: Oh-ho-ho, you think I dont know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me! (He opens the door and feels inside.) Well what do you know! Broken! Thatll be $400!
Ross: Come on, you-you cant tell me you actually believe that-that theres a woman inside that cat!
[Cut back inside to Joey giving a beautiful woman a tennis lesson by standing behind her.]
Ross: (quietly confident) I think we do. Why dont we go inside? (They go inside.) Look uh, I know why youre here.
Joey: Oh-ho, you should get inside my head.
[Time lapse. Chandler and Joey are making the fire, Monica and Phoebe are inside. Ross enters, carrying luggage.]
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are about to go inside.]
MONICA: Hi, welcome home. [pulls Rachel inside] I need to borrow a hundred bucks.
[Scene: Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices, Kims waiting for it. The door opens and Rachel is inside.]
Phoebe: Okay, sorry. Yeah. (They go inside to confront the father.)
(Phoebe goes into the hall and brings a dog inside!)
(The ball rolls into one of the goals, and Chandler and Joey listen in horror as the ball makes its way inside the table. Finally, they can hear the birds again.)
Monica: (from inside) Again, you're welcome.
Parker: Rachel, you have life growing inside you. Is there anything in this world more miraculous thanOh a picture of a dog! Whose is this?
Rachel: What � Oh! (points inside)
Chandler: (angry) Funniest guy she's ever met! (to the door) I'm funny, right...? What do you know, you're a door... You just like knock-knock jokes... (laughs about himself, but then gets determined again) Save it for inside! (he enters)
(Inside the apartment the phone rings.� Ross answers it.)
[Cut to inside the apartment, Ross decides to let Monica in and goes over and opens the door in mid-pound.]
[Scene: Inside Joeys Premiere, he is intently watching the movie.]
(Monica goes back inside)
[Scene: Inside Central Perk]
Phoebe: Why don't you turn them inside ou...
[Cut to inside Central Perk.]
Rachel: Well, actually Gunther sent me. Youre not allowed to have cups out here, its a thing. (takes her cup and goes back inside)
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in.]
[Scene: Rachels Room, Joey moves Rosss coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs. Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside. Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that its an engagement ring.]
Phoebe: Well, of course it smells really bad. You have your head inside a turkey's ass!
Ross: Oh my God! Those werent albino kids, that was computer camp! Rach! (He hurries inside and Chandler is taking out the garbage.)
(Cut to inside Central Perk where Rachel is helping Phoebe. Chandler and Monica enter.)
[Fun Bobby leaves and Monica goes back inside.]
Joey: Yeah, they're stuck inside the table!
Rachel: ...is something I'm very interested in! Oh please, do not tell Ross. He still believes that (in a deep voice, mocking Ross) what's in the inside is important...
Ross: (going up to Rachels closed door) Chandler? (He opens the door and looks inside and doesnt see him.) Chandler? (He checks the bathroom and still doesnt find him. He then finds a note on the counter. He picks it up and reads it.)
Rachel: Ross look, look this is good for you. Okay? Lets face it, so far the guys not lovin ya! But I can turn that around! I got the inside track! We can all go out to dinner, yknow? And I can talk you up! Ross, the guy is a very, very successful lawyer!
Ross: Joey, I did not break this! Okay? (He opens the freezer and smells inside and recoils in disgust.) That has been broken for a while.
Joey: All right. But, youre gonna have to tell them. (He opens the cabinet to reveal the chick and the duck living inside with Christmas lights and a disco ball as decorations.)
Ross: Shh! (Laughs then composes himself) Of course, why dont we go inside?
(He moves Rosss coat to get the tissues and the engagement ring box Mrs. Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside. Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that its an engagement ring.)
[cut to inside Central Perk, we see Ross quietly tapping on the window, desperately trying to get the gangs attention, while Tommy is still screaming at him]
Rachel: Well (At a loss for words, she grabs some of Monica's laundry and throws it on the floor as a diversion to allow Rachel to run back inside and close the door. Monica chases her to find that Rachel had locked the door.)
JOEY: (spots the suitcase just inside the door where Chandler left it) Whoa, whoa.� Wait a minute.� Wait a minute.� If you just got back from Tulsa, how did your suitcase beat you here?
(Ross appears at the window behind them crouched behind a garbage can and ready to spring his attack on who he thinks are Phoebe and Rachel. The camera cuts to the exterior view and Phoebe and Rachel call the shots from inside.)