words in movies
[Cut to the inside of the apartment.]
Joey: You can totally tell! Here look, watch me. (He stands up and turns his back to them so that he is facing the window.) Smile! Frown. Smile! Frown. (The camera cuts to Ross outside hanging up the phone.) Smile! (Ross turns around and sees Joey alternately smiling and frowning and just stares at him for a second and heads back inside.)
Monica: And-and-and if I die, from a long illness. And youre writing out my eulogy and you open a desk drawer and you find a note from me that says, "I will always be with you," and you still cant shed one tiny tear, I know youll be crying a river inside.
JOEY: No, inside good, outside bad.
Monica: Okay, but if we don't get this house, she's stil gonna show up wherever we go! I mean, at least if she's here, it eliminates the element of suprise. I mean, never again will you have to hear the three words that make your balls jump back up inside your body. (She shows this with her index finger, mimicking it pushing something up)
[Scene: A wintry February day in New York City, snowplows are clearing the streets. Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross.]
JANITOR: Oh, yeah, right. There was a break-in, few months back, inside job. Your monkey was taken.
[Scene: inside Central Perk]
(They struggle for the cart. Finally, Rachel climbs inside of it.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and a beautiful blonde (Cheryl) are standing outside. The rest of the gang is watching from inside.]
[Cut back inside, Joey is on the phone.]
Monica: You know what? I take back what I said before. You keep playing at the restaurant, because with your music driving people inside, my bar sales are going up like crazy.
Monica: Ok, right about now the turkey should be crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside. Why are we standing here?
[cut to inside Monica and Rachels]
PHOEBE: Yeah, I agree. Ya know, I think fancy parties are only fun if you're fancy on the inside and I'm just not sure we are.
(She walks down the aisle with the groomsman. We cut to inside Central Perk, where Phoebe and Chandler are waiting.)
(They start making out. She opens his shirt and feels inside and stops.)
Phoebe: Ow! My ass. Okay. Okay. (She manages to climb completely inside and the window slams shut.) Oh, shhh!
(They get inside and notice on small problem.)
(She throws her bag inside, and starts to climb through the window. She gets halfway in and the window slams shut on her butt.)
Mr. Douglas: I see. I guess you never really know whats goin on inside a persons head.
Cheryl: So you want to come inside?
[inside]
Monica: Rachel, (they go back inside) say that I'm friends with her, we spend some time together. Is that so terrible?
(Ross, inside the door, releases a sign of relief.� Back in the hall, Mike's cell phone rings.)
(The rest of the gang runs away, except for Ross whos tramped inside his car. To hide he puts the top up as Monica, Rachel, and Joey come running past.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside.]
Chandler: Because its flattering! (Shivers harder) Come on Monica! Come on Monica! (He goes inside.)
[Cut to inside.]
[Cut to inside the apartment.]
Rachel: Oh, wait, Joshua! Joshua! (Pause) (Comes back inside) Yeah, well, that oughta do it.
Chandler: Oh! (Puts his hand on her belly.) Shes growing inside you.
Rachel: Yeah. Umm, unless you wanna come inside?
Emily: (Yelling from inside the bathroom) Youve spoiled everything! Its like a nightmare! My friends and family are out there! How can I face them?! How can you do this to me?!
Rachel: (seeing Ross and Bonnie inside Central Perk) Oh my God! Phoebe look, its Ross and that girl.
Joey: Oh, uh... don't forget your coupon. (Tries to strike a sexy pose up against the doorway to his room. Then goes inside).
[Joey walks back inside just as Rosss dance is finishing.]
(They all leave the apartment. Joey helps Chandler with the stroller in the hallway, while Monica and Rachel have their arms around each other. Everybody walks downstairs to Central Perk. The camera goes inside the apartment again, and it pans around. We see the keys on the counter, and the final shot is of the frame around the peephole. The screen fades to black.)
Chandler: Its incredible, I mean one minute shes inside you and then 47 hours later here she is.
[Cheryl walks away and Ross walks inside. Everyone stares at him in disbelief.]
(They go inside.)
Rachel: Okay. (Joshua goes inside and to Chandler.) Every time.
Joey: Fine! Take their advice. No one ever listens to me. When the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside.
(She opens a door and they both scream at horror at whats inside of it.)
Joey: Oh! Wait-wait! (Reaches inside the shower.) Is it my bologna sandwich?
Ross: (mustering up courage) Yes. Yes I do. (They go inside.)
Phoebe: What?! He was with her when he wrote this poem. Look, (reading) 'My vessel so empty with nothing inside. Now that I've touched you, you seem emptier still.' He thinks Monica is empty, she is the empty vase!
Ross: Thanks. (He starts to go inside and stops.) What photo album was it?
Ross: Why is it inside out?!
(inside Chandlers apartment, Chandler is coming in from his bedroom, sees Mr. Heckles, and screams.)
(They start to go inside.)
Phoebe: Oh, David, I, I think you are a sweeping sorta fella. I mean, you're a sweeper! ...trapped inside a physicist's body.
Chandler: Ah, youre still just a little fat girl inside arent you? (He kisses her on the cheek)
Joey: No! Its not okay! Its not okay at all!! Youre dead inside!!
Chandler: Yeah I know, but I figured a shot yknow? Maybe one of those stories would make me cry and then you wouldnt think I was yknow, all dead inside.
Monica: Yes, but you are dead inside.
[Time lapse, inside the store, Monica is frantically looking for her dress.]
[Cut back inside.]
[Cut back inside.]
Monica: Inside of telling us you decided to write in your stupid book!
(They go inside and Ross closes the door. When he turns around Elizabeth walks up to him, pushes him back against the door, and starts kissing him.)
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are about to go inside.]
(Chandler sees that there is a gorgeous model inside the vestibule with him. He makes a gesture of quiet exuberance.)
(Chandler opens the door and Monica sneaks up on it. They go inside.)
Joey: Oh-ho, you should get inside my head.
[Time lapse. Chandler and Joey are making the fire, Monica and Phoebe are inside. Ross enters, carrying luggage.]
[Inside Monica and Chandlers. Joey is almost done explaining the situation to everyone.]
Joey: Oh-ho-ho, you think I dont know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me! (He opens the door and feels inside.) Well what do you know! Broken! Thatll be $400!
[Cut back inside to Joey giving a beautiful woman a tennis lesson by standing behind her.]
Ross: (quietly confident) I think we do. Why dont we go inside? (They go inside.) Look uh, I know why youre here.
MONICA: Hi, welcome home. [pulls Rachel inside] I need to borrow a hundred bucks.
[Scene: Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices, Kims waiting for it. The door opens and Rachel is inside.]
Ross: Come on, you-you cant tell me you actually believe that-that theres a woman inside that cat!
Parker: Rachel, you have life growing inside you. Is there anything in this world more miraculous thanOh a picture of a dog! Whose is this?
Phoebe: Okay, sorry. Yeah. (They go inside to confront the father.)
(The ball rolls into one of the goals, and Chandler and Joey listen in horror as the ball makes its way inside the table. Finally, they can hear the birds again.)
(Phoebe goes into the hall and brings a dog inside!)
[Scene: Inside Joeys Premiere, he is intently watching the movie.]
Rachel: What � Oh! (points inside)
Chandler: (angry) Funniest guy she's ever met! (to the door) I'm funny, right...? What do you know, you're a door... You just like knock-knock jokes... (laughs about himself, but then gets determined again) Save it for inside! (he enters)
(Inside the apartment the phone rings.� Ross answers it.)
[Cut to inside the apartment, Ross decides to let Monica in and goes over and opens the door in mid-pound.]
(Monica goes back inside)
Phoebe: Why don't you turn them inside ou...
Monica: (from inside) Again, you're welcome.
[Cut to inside Central Perk.]
[Scene: Inside Central Perk]
Rachel: Well, actually Gunther sent me. Youre not allowed to have cups out here, its a thing. (takes her cup and goes back inside)
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in.]
Phoebe: Well, of course it smells really bad. You have your head inside a turkey's ass!
Ross: Oh my God! Those werent albino kids, that was computer camp! Rach! (He hurries inside and Chandler is taking out the garbage.)
[Scene: Rachels Room, Joey moves Rosss coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs. Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside. Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that its an engagement ring.]
(Cut to inside Central Perk where Rachel is helping Phoebe. Chandler and Monica enter.)
Joey: Yeah, they're stuck inside the table!
Rachel: ...is something I'm very interested in! Oh please, do not tell Ross. He still believes that (in a deep voice, mocking Ross) what's in the inside is important...
Ross: (going up to Rachels closed door) Chandler? (He opens the door and looks inside and doesnt see him.) Chandler? (He checks the bathroom and still doesnt find him. He then finds a note on the counter. He picks it up and reads it.)
Rachel: Well (At a loss for words, she grabs some of Monica's laundry and throws it on the floor as a diversion to allow Rachel to run back inside and close the door. Monica chases her to find that Rachel had locked the door.)
[Fun Bobby leaves and Monica goes back inside.]
Ross: Joey, I did not break this! Okay? (He opens the freezer and smells inside and recoils in disgust.) That has been broken for a while.
(He moves Rosss coat to get the tissues and the engagement ring box Mrs. Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside. Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that its an engagement ring.)
Joey: (Looking inside the fridge, and we only see his back. Then he closes the door, and we see it's Joey.) Hi sweetie!
Rachel: Ross look, look this is good for you. Okay? Lets face it, so far the guys not lovin ya! But I can turn that around! I got the inside track! We can all go out to dinner, yknow? And I can talk you up! Ross, the guy is a very, very successful lawyer!