words in movies
Monica: (To Chandler) Look honey, you dont have to do this, okay? Its the strength you have inside that means the most to me. Youre loyal, youre honest, and you have integrity! Thats the kind of strength that I want in the man that I love!
Joey: (entering) Pheebs come on! Bunny vs. Doody! Were waiting! (They go inside.) (To Chandler and Ross.) Okay. Okay guys, one match, winner take all. (They grasp each others hand in preparation for battle.) Oh wait-wait! What does the winner get?
Phoebe: Ow! My ass. Okay. Okay. (She manages to climb completely inside and the window slams shut.) Oh, shhh!
Mr. Douglas: I see. I guess you never really know whats goin on inside a persons head.
[inside]
Cheryl: So you want to come inside?
Monica: Rachel, (they go back inside) say that I'm friends with her, we spend some time together. Is that so terrible?
(Ross, inside the door, releases a sign of relief.� Back in the hall, Mike's cell phone rings.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside.]
[Cut to inside the apartment.]
Chandler: Because its flattering! (Shivers harder) Come on Monica! Come on Monica! (He goes inside.)
(The rest of the gang runs away, except for Ross whos tramped inside his car. To hide he puts the top up as Monica, Rachel, and Joey come running past.)
Rachel: Oh, wait, Joshua! Joshua! (Pause) (Comes back inside) Yeah, well, that oughta do it.
Chandler: Oh! (Puts his hand on her belly.) Shes growing inside you.
[Cut to inside.]
Rachel: Yeah. Umm, unless you wanna come inside?
Emily: (Yelling from inside the bathroom) Youve spoiled everything! Its like a nightmare! My friends and family are out there! How can I face them?! How can you do this to me?!
Joey: You can totally tell! Here look, watch me. (He stands up and turns his back to them so that he is facing the window.) Smile! Frown. Smile! Frown. (The camera cuts to Ross outside hanging up the phone.) Smile! (Ross turns around and sees Joey alternately smiling and frowning and just stares at him for a second and heads back inside.)
Joey: Oh, uh... don't forget your coupon. (Tries to strike a sexy pose up against the doorway to his room. Then goes inside).
[Joey walks back inside just as Rosss dance is finishing.]
Chandler: Its incredible, I mean one minute shes inside you and then 47 hours later here she is.
Rachel: (seeing Ross and Bonnie inside Central Perk) Oh my God! Phoebe look, its Ross and that girl.
[Cut to the inside of the apartment.]
(They all leave the apartment. Joey helps Chandler with the stroller in the hallway, while Monica and Rachel have their arms around each other. Everybody walks downstairs to Central Perk. The camera goes inside the apartment again, and it pans around. We see the keys on the counter, and the final shot is of the frame around the peephole. The screen fades to black.)
[Cheryl walks away and Ross walks inside. Everyone stares at him in disbelief.]
(She opens a door and they both scream at horror at whats inside of it.)
Rachel: Okay. (Joshua goes inside and to Chandler.) Every time.
(They go inside.)
Phoebe: What?! He was with her when he wrote this poem. Look, (reading) 'My vessel so empty with nothing inside. Now that I've touched you, you seem emptier still.' He thinks Monica is empty, she is the empty vase!
Ross: (mustering up courage) Yes. Yes I do. (They go inside.)
Monica: Inside of telling us you decided to write in your stupid book!
Ross: Why is it inside out?!
Joey: Fine! Take their advice. No one ever listens to me. When the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside.
(inside Chandlers apartment, Chandler is coming in from his bedroom, sees Mr. Heckles, and screams.)
Monica: Yes, but you are dead inside.
Chandler: Yeah I know, but I figured a shot yknow? Maybe one of those stories would make me cry and then you wouldnt think I was yknow, all dead inside.
Ross: Thanks. (He starts to go inside and stops.) What photo album was it?
Joey: Oh! Wait-wait! (Reaches inside the shower.) Is it my bologna sandwich?
Phoebe: Oh, David, I, I think you are a sweeping sorta fella. I mean, you're a sweeper! ...trapped inside a physicist's body.
Chandler: Ah, youre still just a little fat girl inside arent you? (He kisses her on the cheek)
(They start to go inside.)
Joey: No! Its not okay! Its not okay at all!! Youre dead inside!!
[Cut back inside.]
[Cut back inside.]
(Chandler opens the door and Monica sneaks up on it. They go inside.)
[Time lapse, inside the store, Monica is frantically looking for her dress.]
(They go inside and Ross closes the door. When he turns around Elizabeth walks up to him, pushes him back against the door, and starts kissing him.)
Joey: Oh-ho-ho, you think I dont know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me! (He opens the door and feels inside.) Well what do you know! Broken! Thatll be $400!
(Chandler sees that there is a gorgeous model inside the vestibule with him. He makes a gesture of quiet exuberance.)
[Inside Monica and Chandlers. Joey is almost done explaining the situation to everyone.]
Joey: Oh-ho, you should get inside my head.
[Cut back inside to Joey giving a beautiful woman a tennis lesson by standing behind her.]
MONICA: Hi, welcome home. [pulls Rachel inside] I need to borrow a hundred bucks.
[Time lapse. Chandler and Joey are making the fire, Monica and Phoebe are inside. Ross enters, carrying luggage.]
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are about to go inside.]
[Scene: Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices, Kims waiting for it. The door opens and Rachel is inside.]
Ross: (quietly confident) I think we do. Why dont we go inside? (They go inside.) Look uh, I know why youre here.
Phoebe: Okay, sorry. Yeah. (They go inside to confront the father.)
Ross: Come on, you-you cant tell me you actually believe that-that theres a woman inside that cat!
(The ball rolls into one of the goals, and Chandler and Joey listen in horror as the ball makes its way inside the table. Finally, they can hear the birds again.)
(Phoebe goes into the hall and brings a dog inside!)
[Scene: Inside Joeys Premiere, he is intently watching the movie.]
Parker: Rachel, you have life growing inside you. Is there anything in this world more miraculous thanOh a picture of a dog! Whose is this?
[Cut to inside Central Perk.]
Chandler: (angry) Funniest guy she's ever met! (to the door) I'm funny, right...? What do you know, you're a door... You just like knock-knock jokes... (laughs about himself, but then gets determined again) Save it for inside! (he enters)
Monica: (from inside) Again, you're welcome.
Rachel: What � Oh! (points inside)
(Inside the apartment the phone rings.� Ross answers it.)
[Cut to inside the apartment, Ross decides to let Monica in and goes over and opens the door in mid-pound.]
(Monica goes back inside)
Phoebe: Why don't you turn them inside ou...
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in.]
[Scene: Inside Central Perk]
Phoebe: Well, of course it smells really bad. You have your head inside a turkey's ass!
Rachel: Well, actually Gunther sent me. Youre not allowed to have cups out here, its a thing. (takes her cup and goes back inside)
[Scene: Rachels Room, Joey moves Rosss coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs. Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside. Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that its an engagement ring.]
[Fun Bobby leaves and Monica goes back inside.]
(Cut to inside Central Perk where Rachel is helping Phoebe. Chandler and Monica enter.)
Ross: Oh my God! Those werent albino kids, that was computer camp! Rach! (He hurries inside and Chandler is taking out the garbage.)
Joey: Yeah, they're stuck inside the table!
Rachel: ...is something I'm very interested in! Oh please, do not tell Ross. He still believes that (in a deep voice, mocking Ross) what's in the inside is important...
Ross: (going up to Rachels closed door) Chandler? (He opens the door and looks inside and doesnt see him.) Chandler? (He checks the bathroom and still doesnt find him. He then finds a note on the counter. He picks it up and reads it.)
(Ross appears at the window behind them crouched behind a garbage can and ready to spring his attack on who he thinks are Phoebe and Rachel. The camera cuts to the exterior view and Phoebe and Rachel call the shots from inside.)
Ross: Joey, I did not break this! Okay? (He opens the freezer and smells inside and recoils in disgust.) That has been broken for a while.
Rachel: Ross look, look this is good for you. Okay? Lets face it, so far the guys not lovin ya! But I can turn that around! I got the inside track! We can all go out to dinner, yknow? And I can talk you up! Ross, the guy is a very, very successful lawyer!
JOEY: (spots the suitcase just inside the door where Chandler left it) Whoa, whoa.� Wait a minute.� Wait a minute.� If you just got back from Tulsa, how did your suitcase beat you here?
Ross: Shh! (Laughs then composes himself) Of course, why dont we go inside?
(He moves Rosss coat to get the tissues and the engagement ring box Mrs. Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside. Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that its an engagement ring.)
[cut to inside Central Perk, we see Ross quietly tapping on the window, desperately trying to get the gangs attention, while Tommy is still screaming at him]
Joey: All right. But, youre gonna have to tell them. (He opens the cabinet to reveal the chick and the duck living inside with Christmas lights and a disco ball as decorations.)
Joey: (Looking inside the fridge, and we only see his back. Then he closes the door, and we see it's Joey.) Hi sweetie!
Rachel: Well (At a loss for words, she grabs some of Monica's laundry and throws it on the floor as a diversion to allow Rachel to run back inside and close the door. Monica chases her to find that Rachel had locked the door.)
Monica: (looking through it) Really? Wow! It looks like I had some trouble staying inside the lines.
Roy: I don't know... I can make my pecs dance... I can pick up a dollar bill with my butt cheeks... I can go to that special place inside me where I feel no shame.
Chandler: Yeah. Just weird, you know. It's like: "Hi, I'm Chandler. May I have the human growing inside you?"
(Rachel walks inside, stops, and turns back to look at Ross for a moment then goes upstairs.)
[They go into the apartment. Inside the apartment it looks like a sewage dump exploded and landed in her living room. There are clothes and food and junk covering every square inch of space. I mean pigs have nicer pens. Ross is completely shocked.]
Ross: I think you made it clear you cannot be trusted with the ball inside the house!
Joanna: Filing system? Oh-oh! You mean those-those little colored labels you put on all the folders? (to the committee) It certainly did brighten up the inside of the filing cabinets.
Chandler: I do limericks... uhm... There once was a man named Chandler, whose wife made him die inside.
[Cut to inside, Monica, Joey and Phoebe are singing while outside, Ross and Rachel are trying to get the cat off of Ross' shoulder.]
Phoebe: Hey! Ive got a great idea for party favors for the shower. Okay, we get some uh mahogany boxes and carve everyones names in them and inside is everyones individual birth stone.