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(As Ross opens the lid, everybody looks at the mess inside.)
(Phoebe opens the box, to find something familiar inside.)
[Scene: A wintry February day in New York City, snowplows are clearing the streets. Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross.]
[Cut back inside, Joey is on the phone.]
Monica: You know what? I take back what I said before. You keep playing at the restaurant, because with your music driving people inside, my bar sales are going up like crazy.
JANITOR: Oh, yeah, right. There was a break-in, few months back, inside job. Your monkey was taken.
(They struggle for the cart. Finally, Rachel climbs inside of it.)
Monica: Ok, right about now the turkey should be crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside. Why are we standing here?
[Scene: inside Central Perk]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and a beautiful blonde (Cheryl) are standing outside. The rest of the gang is watching from inside.]
[cut to inside Monica and Rachels]
(They start making out. She opens his shirt and feels inside and stops.)
PHOEBE: Yeah, I agree. Ya know, I think fancy parties are only fun if you're fancy on the inside and I'm just not sure we are.
(She walks down the aisle with the groomsman. We cut to inside Central Perk, where Phoebe and Chandler are waiting.)
(They get inside and notice on small problem.)
Phoebe: Ow! My ass. Okay. Okay. (She manages to climb completely inside and the window slams shut.) Oh, shhh!
(She throws her bag inside, and starts to climb through the window. She gets halfway in and the window slams shut on her butt.)
[inside]
Mr. Douglas: I see. I guess you never really know whats goin on inside a persons head.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside.]
Cheryl: So you want to come inside?
Monica: Rachel, (they go back inside) say that I'm friends with her, we spend some time together. Is that so terrible?
(Ross, inside the door, releases a sign of relief.� Back in the hall, Mike's cell phone rings.)
(The rest of the gang runs away, except for Ross whos tramped inside his car. To hide he puts the top up as Monica, Rachel, and Joey come running past.)
Chandler: Because its flattering! (Shivers harder) Come on Monica! Come on Monica! (He goes inside.)
[Cut to inside the apartment.]
Rachel: Yeah. Umm, unless you wanna come inside?
Rachel: Oh, wait, Joshua! Joshua! (Pause) (Comes back inside) Yeah, well, that oughta do it.
Chandler: Oh! (Puts his hand on her belly.) Shes growing inside you.
Joey: You can totally tell! Here look, watch me. (He stands up and turns his back to them so that he is facing the window.) Smile! Frown. Smile! Frown. (The camera cuts to Ross outside hanging up the phone.) Smile! (Ross turns around and sees Joey alternately smiling and frowning and just stares at him for a second and heads back inside.)
[Cut to inside.]
Emily: (Yelling from inside the bathroom) Youve spoiled everything! Its like a nightmare! My friends and family are out there! How can I face them?! How can you do this to me?!
[Joey walks back inside just as Rosss dance is finishing.]
(She opens a door and they both scream at horror at whats inside of it.)
Joey: Oh, uh... don't forget your coupon. (Tries to strike a sexy pose up against the doorway to his room. Then goes inside).
Rachel: (seeing Ross and Bonnie inside Central Perk) Oh my God! Phoebe look, its Ross and that girl.
Chandler: Its incredible, I mean one minute shes inside you and then 47 hours later here she is.
(They all leave the apartment. Joey helps Chandler with the stroller in the hallway, while Monica and Rachel have their arms around each other. Everybody walks downstairs to Central Perk. The camera goes inside the apartment again, and it pans around. We see the keys on the counter, and the final shot is of the frame around the peephole. The screen fades to black.)
[Cut to the inside of the apartment.]
[Cheryl walks away and Ross walks inside. Everyone stares at him in disbelief.]
Rachel: Okay. (Joshua goes inside and to Chandler.) Every time.
(They go inside.)
Joey: Oh! Wait-wait! (Reaches inside the shower.) Is it my bologna sandwich?
Ross: Thanks. (He starts to go inside and stops.) What photo album was it?
Ross: (mustering up courage) Yes. Yes I do. (They go inside.)
Phoebe: What?! He was with her when he wrote this poem. Look, (reading) 'My vessel so empty with nothing inside. Now that I've touched you, you seem emptier still.' He thinks Monica is empty, she is the empty vase!
Ross: Why is it inside out?!
Joey: Fine! Take their advice. No one ever listens to me. When the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside.
(inside Chandlers apartment, Chandler is coming in from his bedroom, sees Mr. Heckles, and screams.)
Phoebe: Oh, David, I, I think you are a sweeping sorta fella. I mean, you're a sweeper! ...trapped inside a physicist's body.
(They start to go inside.)
Chandler: Ah, youre still just a little fat girl inside arent you? (He kisses her on the cheek)
Joey: No! Its not okay! Its not okay at all!! Youre dead inside!!
Monica: Yes, but you are dead inside.
[Cut back inside.]
Chandler: Yeah I know, but I figured a shot yknow? Maybe one of those stories would make me cry and then you wouldnt think I was yknow, all dead inside.
[Cut back inside.]
Ross: (quietly confident) I think we do. Why dont we go inside? (They go inside.) Look uh, I know why youre here.
[Time lapse, inside the store, Monica is frantically looking for her dress.]
(They go inside and Ross closes the door. When he turns around Elizabeth walks up to him, pushes him back against the door, and starts kissing him.)
(Chandler opens the door and Monica sneaks up on it. They go inside.)
Joey: Oh-ho, you should get inside my head.
[Time lapse. Chandler and Joey are making the fire, Monica and Phoebe are inside. Ross enters, carrying luggage.]
[Cut back inside to Joey giving a beautiful woman a tennis lesson by standing behind her.]
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are about to go inside.]
MONICA: Hi, welcome home. [pulls Rachel inside] I need to borrow a hundred bucks.
Ross: Come on, you-you cant tell me you actually believe that-that theres a woman inside that cat!
Monica: Inside of telling us you decided to write in your stupid book!
(Chandler sees that there is a gorgeous model inside the vestibule with him. He makes a gesture of quiet exuberance.)
[Inside Monica and Chandlers. Joey is almost done explaining the situation to everyone.]
Joey: Oh-ho-ho, you think I dont know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me! (He opens the door and feels inside.) Well what do you know! Broken! Thatll be $400!
[Scene: Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices, Kims waiting for it. The door opens and Rachel is inside.]
Phoebe: Okay, sorry. Yeah. (They go inside to confront the father.)
(The ball rolls into one of the goals, and Chandler and Joey listen in horror as the ball makes its way inside the table. Finally, they can hear the birds again.)
Parker: Rachel, you have life growing inside you. Is there anything in this world more miraculous thanOh a picture of a dog! Whose is this?
(Phoebe goes into the hall and brings a dog inside!)
[Scene: Inside Joeys Premiere, he is intently watching the movie.]
Rachel: What � Oh! (points inside)
[Cut to inside the apartment, Ross decides to let Monica in and goes over and opens the door in mid-pound.]
Chandler: (angry) Funniest guy she's ever met! (to the door) I'm funny, right...? What do you know, you're a door... You just like knock-knock jokes... (laughs about himself, but then gets determined again) Save it for inside! (he enters)
(Inside the apartment the phone rings.� Ross answers it.)
Monica: (from inside) Again, you're welcome.
(Monica goes back inside)
Phoebe: Why don't you turn them inside ou...
[Cut to inside Central Perk.]
Rachel: Well, actually Gunther sent me. Youre not allowed to have cups out here, its a thing. (takes her cup and goes back inside)
[Scene: Inside Central Perk]
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey is inside, Chandler and Monica walk in.]
Ross: Oh my God! Those werent albino kids, that was computer camp! Rach! (He hurries inside and Chandler is taking out the garbage.)
Phoebe: Well, of course it smells really bad. You have your head inside a turkey's ass!
[Scene: Rachels Room, Joey moves Rosss coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs. Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside. Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that its an engagement ring.]
(Cut to inside Central Perk where Rachel is helping Phoebe. Chandler and Monica enter.)
Rachel: Ross look, look this is good for you. Okay? Lets face it, so far the guys not lovin ya! But I can turn that around! I got the inside track! We can all go out to dinner, yknow? And I can talk you up! Ross, the guy is a very, very successful lawyer!
Joey: Yeah, they're stuck inside the table!
[Fun Bobby leaves and Monica goes back inside.]
Ross: Joey, I did not break this! Okay? (He opens the freezer and smells inside and recoils in disgust.) That has been broken for a while.
Rachel: ...is something I'm very interested in! Oh please, do not tell Ross. He still believes that (in a deep voice, mocking Ross) what's in the inside is important...
Ross: (going up to Rachels closed door) Chandler? (He opens the door and looks inside and doesnt see him.) Chandler? (He checks the bathroom and still doesnt find him. He then finds a note on the counter. He picks it up and reads it.)
Chandler: Yeah. Just weird, you know. It's like: "Hi, I'm Chandler. May I have the human growing inside you?"
Ross: Shh! (Laughs then composes himself) Of course, why dont we go inside?
(He moves Rosss coat to get the tissues and the engagement ring box Mrs. Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside. Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that its an engagement ring.)
(Ross appears at the window behind them crouched behind a garbage can and ready to spring his attack on who he thinks are Phoebe and Rachel. The camera cuts to the exterior view and Phoebe and Rachel call the shots from inside.)