words in movies
Rachel: It's all done!
Chandler: Well, it's not.
Rachel: What? Maybe I put it in here (she opens her bag). Oh, oh, it's not in there! Oh, no! I must have packed it in one of these boxes!
Rachel: No, no, no. It's ok. I'm gonna be fine.
Phoebe: It's a cotton swab with a bit of my saliva on it, so that if they perfect the cloning process while you are over there, you can use the DNA to create your own Pheebs!
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, it's gonna be even worse for you... God... Ross, get ready to do some serious crying.
Ross: Well it's okay. Chandler is talking to her.
Ross: Oh no, maybe it's me, I'm just not giving you enough credit. Uh, I mean it is difficult to say goodbye to five people. Uh, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, good... (makes choking noises) IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. You know what? After all we've been through, I can't believe this is how you want to leave things between us. Have a, have a good time in Paris. (He leaves the apartment. Rachel looks kind of desperate.)
Chandler: Honey, it's gonna be okay.
Rachel: Because it is too damn hard Ross. I can't even begin to explain to you how much I'm gonna miss you. When I think about not seeing you every day, it makes me not want to go... Okay, so if you think that I didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me. So there, all right, there's your goodbye... Oh!
PHOEBE: Oh, it's like a skit.
MONICA: It's on us, all right, so don't worry. It's our treat.
Mike: And that's how it's done! (Phoebe kisses him)
(Hayley laughs and goes into the kitchen thinking it's a joke, Joey doesn't see what's so funny about it)
CHANDLER: Look guys, I know it's a little steep.
MONICA: It's work.
Monica: STOP IT!! ...Oh my God. It's true! Who am I?
Monica: Okay. (in her microphone) It's zero hour. All teams execute on my count. (to all) Let's get this bad boy on the road.
Carol: Ross, you're being silly. I've tried it, it's no big deal. Just taste it. (Holding out a bottle.)
Chandler: It's just that I'm sick of being a victim of this Dick Clark holiday. I say this year, no dates, we make a pact. Just the six of us- dinner.
MONICA: Why, it's dinner for six. 5 steaks, and an eggplant for Phoebe.
Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
TOGETHER: Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, it's not your fault.
Jill: Chandler, we've been here for an hour doing this! Now watch, it's easy.
Ross: All right, all right, it's just that you left a red sock in with all your whites, and now, everything's kinda pink.
MICH: Well, you know, there's no one way really, it's just, you know, whatever it takes so that you can finally say to him, "I'm over you."
Rachel: All right. All right, all right, all right, all right, I know it's stupid! I will go see him this afternoon, and I will just put an end to it!
PHOEBE: Ok, look, before you even start, I'm not denying evolution, ok, I'm just saying that it's one of the possibilities.
ROSS: I, I don't know, it's got all this stuff about wind and trees and there's some kind of sacred pool in it. I mean, I don't really get it but she's, she's pretty upset about it.
ROSS: No, no, uh, it's not what you think. It's um the other thing.
ROSS: Really. It's always been you, Rach.
JOEY: 'Cause it's always somethin', you know, like Monica's new job, or the whole Ross's birthday hoopla.
CHANDLER: Uh-Oh. It's Isaac Newton, and he's pissed.
Ross: I know, I know I was, but there was always this little voice inside that kept saying it's never gonna happen, move on. You know whose voice that was?
Joey: But no, it's not close. You said it was in escrow? I couldn't even find it on the map.
Ross: Oh my God. It's like Sophie's Choice.
RACHEL: Well, from me. And I know it's not your big money song, but it's my favorite.
Joey: Ok, Caravaggio uses chiaroscuro here to highlight the anguish of the central figure. Touch it, it's really bumpy! (Reaches out to touch the imaginary painting).
Monica: Well, my breasts are going to get bigger weather you like it or not! And you know what? It's not just my breasts. My ass is going to get bigger too.
Phoebe: (In a strange heavy accent) Hello "ja", it's time for your massage, ja! Put your face in the hole.
JOEY: No, no, no, it.. it's too hard. It's not worth it. I quit.
ROSS: Look it's the artist formerly known as Chandler.
MNCA: It's Fun Bobby.
PHOEBE: What is this obsessive need you have to make everyone agree with you? No, what's that all about? I think, I think maybe it's time you put Ross under the microscope.
RICHARD: It's the basketball playoffs.
PHOE: It's not that bad.
PHOEBE: No, no, no. I'm sorry. It's "smelly cat, smel-ly cat".
Joey: Right. Thanks. It's June. I'm outta here. (Exits.)
David: Uh, that's definitely a, uh, valid question. And, uh, the answer would be (Writes YES on the board) yes. Yes I was. But, see, I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss that happened at this phenomenal moment, because, well, 'cause it's you.
PHOE: Ok, um, hi, hello, hi, ok, so, um, this is a song about a love triangle between three people that I made up. Um, it's called, um, "Two of Them Kissed Last Night".
Ross: What, it's gonna be Helen Willick?
Monica: So great! He showed me where the restaurant's going to be. It's this, it's this cute little place on 10th Street. Not too big, not too small. Just right.
MR. HECKLES: You're stomping. It's disturbing my birds.
MRS GREEN: Sweetie! So this is where you work? Oh, it's wonderful! Is it a living room? Is it a restaurant? Who can tell? But I guess that's the fun.
MONICA: Why? It's not like I'm putting little nipples on them.
Phoebe: Yeah- no- I'm just- it's, I haven't worked- It's my bank.
ROSS: It's alright, it's no big deal.
PHOE: Why Scott doesn't want to sleep with me. It's 'cause I'm not sexy enough.
ROSS: It's ok. I'm sorry.
Ross: Not that it's any of your business, but we did go out.
Monica: Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know. Um, anyway, I, I, I beeped into your machine and I heard a message that, that freaked me out, and um, you know what Michelle will tell you the rest. I, I, um, I'm sorry, okay, I, I hope that we can forget the whole thing. Okay, bye.
Joey: All right! Man, this is unbelievable! I mean, it's great, but
Ross: Hey! Wha-hoo! What's this? (showing the bottle) Well it's a, it's a bottle of champagne. Why is this here?
ERICA: It's Erica.
ERICA: Never mind, it's open.
ERICA: It's me.
Ross: It's morphin time!
Phoebe: (excited) Wow! It's huge! It's so much bigger than the cubicle. Oh, this is a cube.
Joey: (takes phone) Hi, yeah, it's me. (Listens) Oh, no no no, we're just friends. (Listens) Yeah, I'm single. (Listens) 25. (Listens) An actor. (Listens) Hello?
JANITOR: It's about your monkey. It's alive.
RACHEL: No, no, no, no I don't think it's weird, I think, I think umm, in fact, in fact you know what I think?
ERICA: It's Erica.
JOEY: It's not what you think, that was...
JOEY: 'Cause it's a television show.
ROSS: [to Russ] For your information, it's a card sharp, not a card shark.
Rachel: Oh, Ross, c'mon. It's my fault, I almost lost your...
Chandler: Well, my secretary is gonna be out for a couple of weeks. She is having one of her boobs redused. (Ross looks at her.) It's a whole big boob story.
Monica: (on machine) "Hi, it's Monica. I'm just checking in 'cause I got this message from you and I didn't know if it was old or new or what. So, I'm just checkin'. So let me know, or don't, whatever. I'm breezy."
WOMAN: You know, I uh, I couldn't help but overhear what you just said, and I think it's time for you to forget about Rose, move on with your life...how 'bout we go get you a drink?
RACHEL: Oh yeah, I don't care how much she tells you she wants it, I don't care if begs, she pleads, she tells you she, she's gonna have sex with, with another man. That just means it's working.
Rachel: When I saw him get off that plane with her, I really thought I hit rock bottom. But today, it's like there's rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then me.
Rachel: Perfect. Fasten your seatbelts, it's peepee time. (She goes into Joey and Chandler's apartment, where Mr. Tribbiani is reading the paper) Hey, Mr. Trib.
Rachel: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
PHOEBE: It's not that bad.
CAROLINE: I think it's great you guys are doing this.
MONICA: It's just that he doesn't have that much free time, ya know, and I don't know, what do I do?
CHAN: It's alright. Is she good-looking?
Ross: That does not sound stupid to me. You know, it's like the first time I had to make dinner for myself, after Carol left me? (the buzzer on the washer goes off) I'm sorry, that's all the time we have. Next on Ross...(opens up the washer) Uh-oh.
Phoebe: Y'know, I dunno who this is, but it's not Debbie. (Hands back the pencil)
CHAN: It's my game. You want the job or not?
Monica: Well, it's the thought. Hey, doesn't Ross's flight get in in a couple hours? At gate 27-B?
PHOEBE: It's James Bond.
MONICA: It's Richard Burke.
CHANDLER: It's the Miracle Wax.
JOEY: It's gonna be worth it. It's a known fact that women love babies, all righ? Women love guys who love babies. It's that whole sensitive thing. Quick, aim him at that pack o' babes over there. Maybe one of them will break away. No, no wait, for get them, we got one, hard left. All right, gimme the baby.
RACHEL: It's OK, it's fine.
MONICA: Yeah. It's my dad's birthday, I decided to give him a stroke.
RTST: Mockolate. It's a completely synthetic chocolate substitute.
RACHEL: Yes I do, it's just that Ross is. . .
JOEY: All right, all right. "Damnit Braverman, it's right there on the chart!"
Chandler: It's throwing and catching!
MONICA: Dr. Burke, it, it's me.
Rachel: Good! I'm glad it's not a problem.
FBOB: If... if you want to drink, it's OK with me, I've got to get used to it.
Ross: (picking up the slip of paper) Hello! What's this? Oh right its that girl's phone number. (Rachel ignores him) Yeah-yeah, there it is, just a phone number a really hot girl gave me. (He holds it so that Rachel can see it, she continues to ignore him) It's no big deal, I mean it is her home phone number, but...(Rachel still ignores him) Whoa! (Throws it in her lap) Whoa-whoops, I almost lost this baby! Yeah, the lovely Amanda gives me her number and I-I go and drop it. (He waves it in front of Rachel's face. Then suddenly Phoebe has to sneeze and Rachel quickly grabs the slip of paper and gives it to Phoebe for her to sneeze into.)
MR. GELLER: C'mon, it's my birthday.
Amy: A-And it's on Fifth. And the elevator opens up right into the living room.
MONICA: Mom, it's OK.
CHANDLER: Oh it's uh, over there on the table.
Tag: It's weird. I always used to assume, that I would meet someone and fall in love and be happy and all that was just a given. But lately it's like what if it's not. Do you ever have that feeling?