words in movies
Joey: Hey, wouldn't be cool if our duck and chick had a little baby? We could call it Chuck.
Chandler: Was it like a sneeze only better?
Joey: (with a disgusted look) What was it?
Chandler: Whoa-heeeiiiiii-iiiii-ah!! (sees it) Huh.
Ross: Well what is it? Is it a mole? (He moves closer to them, and they jump back.)
Ross: Well, eww. What? Is it a pimple?
Chandler: (joining them) Okay, how'd it go at the doctor's?
Joey: Well what is it?!
Ross: He couldn't even tell me! He said it was just some sort of skin... abnormality. And the worst thing is he-he-he said, he said, without being able to identify it, he was reluctant to remove it.
Chandler: Y'know what? You should go to my guy, because when I went in there with my third nipple. He just lopped it right off. Y'know? So I guess I'm lucky. I mean not as lucky as people who were born with two nipples.
Joey: Oh! Maybe they'll name yours after you! Y'know, they'll call it, The Ross. And then people would be like, "Awww, he's got a Ross."
Monica: Well that's it. People never say `We need to talk' unless it's something bad.
Jason: ...and I know I'll never miss doing it, but I gotta tell you, it's pretty cool knowing that you're making a difference in a kid's life.
Ross: Th-th-that's all it is, a third nipple. Y'know? Just your run-of-the-mill third nipple. Y'know? You can take it off. Just slice that baby right off!
Ross: Well then, what is it?!
Dr. Rhodes: Wait a minute, hold it. (He goes to the door and opens it.) Johnson! Will you come in here a moment?
Phoebe: (entering with Rachel) and I-I can't take it! Y'know? I'm just, always afraid one of them is gonna catch me with the other one. It's making me crazy.
Phoebe: Well, it just, it doesn't feel like playing anymore, it feels like work. It's like I'm working in the field.
Monica: Joey, put that down! (the phone rings) Oh my God! It's Pete. Okay, get out!! How the hell do you answer a video-phone! (steps in front of it, and automatically answers it)
Pete: Hey Monica, how's it going.
Monica: Oh its umm, good! It's umm, its good, just here watering the plants.
Monica: Ahh, Pete, the other day when you said you needed to talk, umm, just so I know, is it good news or bad news.
Pete: Oh, it's good news. No, it's definitely good news. Hold on a second, I have another call. (clicks his remote) (to his other call) Hey, how's it going?
Rachel: Mon you definitely have to make it a theme wedding, and the theme could be, Look how much money weve got! Y'know, I mean you could put, you could put money in-in the invitations! You-you could have like little money place settings. And ah, you could start with a money salad! I mean itll be dry, but people will like it.
Monica: Well if-if thats what it is, then its-its crazy.
Phoebe: Yeah, I like Vince a lot, y'know? But, its just Jasons so sensitive, y'know? And in the long run, I think sensitive its just better than having just like a really, really, really nice (pause) butt. (Her eyes glaze over thinking about the butt.) (pause) Jason! Definitely Jason! Okay, wish me luck!
Rachel: OH MY GOD!!! (She holds her hands up in triumph and the gang all look at her.) Sorry, I was just imagining what itd be like to catch the money bouquet.
Vince: No-no its okay. Its just that ah, I thought we had something pretty special here. And y'know I-I felt like you were someone I could finally open up to, and (starts choking up) That theres so much in me I have to share with you yet.
Ross: Thank you, but I want to remove it Pheebs. I dont want to make it savory.
Monica: Y'know when girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body, they tell their friends about it.
Monica: It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes. (Rachel slams the magazine shut in amazement.) I know its a little sudden, and its a little rushed, and its totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesnt mean I cant. Right? I mean Im-Im crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.
Phoebe: No, that was my way of telling you. Well, it turns out hes incredibly sensitive, he keeps a journal and he paints. He even showed me charcoal drawings that he drew of me.
Phoebe: Well, yeah, because I have to break up with someone, and Okay so Jason is sensitive, (holds up one finger) but now sos Vince (holds up one finger on her other hand) Plus, Vince has the body y'know? (holds up two more fingers on the Vince side) So Its really just about the math.
(She goes in, and sees Jason without his shirt. It turns out that he has a great body too, and is at a loss for words.)
[Scene: Phoebes Herbal Guys office, Ross is there about his thing. Ross is looking around the exam room, and he goes over to a large bank of drawers, pulls one out and almost spills it as the herbalist, Guru Saj, enters.]
Guru Saj: Well, relax. If it makes you feel better, Ive attended some of the finest medical schools in Central America. Well then, lets take a look at this skin abnormality of yours. (motions to the table) Come on, have a seat. (looks at it) Eeh, huh. As I suspected, its a koondis!
Ross: I guess its worth a try.
Guru Saj: Oh sure, we should see resultsWhoa!! Clearly not the way to go!! (quickly wipes it off)
Guru Saj: We appear to have angered it.
Ross: We?! We angered it?!
Guru Saj: Well its gone.
Guru Saj: It got caught on my watch.
Pete: Its time for me to conquer the physical world.
Pete: I want to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion! Its the most intense physical competition in the world, its banned in 49 states!
Jason: I was passin by and I saw that you were playing tonight, its kinda cool seeing you up there. (kisses her)
Phoebe: Yeah, okay, Ive-Ive been dating both of you, and its been really horrible. Cause y'know its been a lot of fun, for me. Umm, but I-I like you both, and I, and I didnt know how to chose, so... Im sorry, Im just, Im terrible, Im a terrible person. Im terrible.
Vince: Phoebe, Phoebe relax, its okay. I mean we never said this was exclusive.
Joey: Yeah, yeah. Hes got a, hes got a really bad cough, and our vet, he cant do anything about it. Is there something you can do?
Rachel: Well Phoebe, we gotta do something! (They turn the corner.) Well, yknow. I mean theres no way Joeys gonna make it in time. So Im gonna through the hotel and see if theres any other weddings going on.
Monica: You know what? I don't care. I like it like this, and I'm gonna keep it. You're just jealous because your hair can't do this... (and she shakes her head more violently) OUCH!
The Salesman: For 50 bucks, you can get one book! What will it be? A? B? C?
Joey: Oh my God, Im sorry, Im being so rude. (Turns to Rachel.) Rachel, would like a soda or something? Because Chandler would run right out and get it.
Joey: So I guess its Joey then!
(Emily spins the bottle and once again, it lands on Joey.)
Joshua: Great! Oh, it all looks sooo good!
Joshua: Nothing I uh, its just that I know that theyre still out there.
Rachel: Gee, I always heard them talk about that, I just always thought that it was a club they went to. Oh God, Im, Im sorry. (walks away)
Phoebe Sr.: Sorry. But just one last thing. Y'know you came looking for family. Im family, Im it. Now, now Im done. (starts to leave)
Joey: Thanks man, but I think it makes a stronger statement if I ask for it myself, y'know.
Mrs. Bing: Now Chandler dear, just because your father and I are getting a divorce it doesn't mean we don't love you. It just means he would rather sleep with the house-boy than me.
Monica: I just thought that if I could follow the wire I could find out what it did.
Joey: Well, suppose until the babys born I laid off it. No extra animals would die, you-youd just be eating my animals.
Joshua: Yeah, well, it wouldve been, but uh, my parents just moved here.
Chandler: Hey, what time is it? The big game is about to start!
Monica: Nah, I got it.
(They wrestle on the couch for a little while until Monica gets the upper hand and pulls Rachel off of the couch by her sock. Monica removes Rachel's sock and starts beating her with it.)This leads to wrestling on the floor. This finally angers Phoebe.)
Ross: Its Gandolf, and hes not coming.
Joey: Its not that bad.
Chandler: Yes it is! From now on, I have no first name.
Chandler: Its Clint! Clint!
Chandler: Blue blazer back. He-he wants it back.
Ross: It does not!
Rachel: Yeah hon, it cant hurt to put your name down! I mean in if two years if youre not engaged you just dont use it.
Chandler: You wanna hug it out?
Rachel: Stop it! I will kill you. I hate the fact that my room is so small.
Sarah: Could you do me one favor, if its not too much trouble?
Phoebe: No, no maybe cause its harder to raise them, and the added expense, and
Chandler: Yknow what? Its gonna be okay. Yknow what? Shes probably not gonna even want to come.
Monica: Didnt it drive you crazy to have a switch and not know what it did?
Joey: Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.
Ross: Wow! It actually is in the handbook. I cant date you or have a hot plate in my office. I cant believe we have to stop seeing each other.
Monica: How about if I dance around all covered in sauce? Huh? You think its funny now?
Ross: Oh yeah, Emily convinced me to do it.
Pete: Let me tell you a story. When I set out to create Moss 865, do you think it just happened overnight? No. There was Moss 1, that burnt down my Dads garage, there was Moss 2 that would only schedule appointments in January, and 862 others that I learned from, just like I learned from this fight, never to let a guy stand on my neck.
Phoebe: No, Im really okay with this. Yknow why? Cause look at them, and I made that, so I know its gonna be like a million times harder to give up a baby but, oh my God, its gonna feel like a million times better, right? I wanna do this. (To Frank and Alice) I wanna carry your baby.
Joey: Its the Knicks!
Gary: Hey, it's okay. It was just a car backfire. (Joey slowly moves off of Ross.) Hey, look at that! You tried to save your buddy. You see that? You see what he did?
Monica: Oh, just do it!!
Phoebe: I cant help it. I need the meat. The baby needs the meat.
Cookie: Ill do it.
Chandler: Fine, lets do it.
Joey: Hey, it's not like it sounds.
Phoebe: Okay! It's worth it, if it will get you moving. You haven't worked in months.
Chandler: It's exactly like it sounds.
(Chandler crawls over to Monica and they move in to kiss, but they cant do it and back up. They move in to kiss again, and kiss very awkwardly for a second, until someone knocks on the door.)
Ross: Really? No. I mean, nah, I havent played in so long, and-and, well its-its really personal stuff, yknow?
Joey: Who cares?! I-Ill make payments, whatever it takes, I want the Mr. Bowmont!!
Joey: Okay, can I-can I make it up to you? Huh? Im sorry. (They hug.) How about uh, dinner tomorrow night?! Ill pay for myself!
Rachel: We dont want it-it to be too much, we want it to be subtle.
Monica: Come on! Come on, if we have sex again itll double our chances of getting pregnant. Do you think that closets still available?
(He tries to put it on her finger.)
Emily: It was.
Chandler: No. No, see when I first meet somebody its uh its mostly panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.
RACH: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Chandler: �Pudo aver sido General Tso! (It could've been General Sal!)
(Its Rachels turn to open the door.)
Mr. Treeger:: Im sure as hell a dancer, its no use Marge will never go for me.
Ginger: Oh, dont worry about it.
Joey: Re! Re! Then I can watch that! Rewind it! Rewind it!
Ross: We, we just decided to uh, to go for it.
PHOEBE: But Joey, you're gonna be fine. You don't need that show, it was just a dumb soap opera.
Monica: Guys, could you please just stop throwing the ball for one minute and just help me find it!
INTERVIEWER: Don't, I like it dirty.
Joey: I gotta do what I gotta do, you gotta do what you gotta do, you just do it.
Joey: I put it on to scare Chandler!
Monica: Ill pick it up for you!
Joey: Well then help me get it off! Plus, it smells really bad in here.
Chandler: Its not something to be proud of, okay? You have to go to a sleep clinic!
Phoebe: Well, of course it smells really bad. You have your head up a dead animal.
Ross: Yeah, all right, its a date. (He leaves)
Monica: Oh my God! Ohh! Look at this one! Its so beautiful!
Chandler: Then, I don't get it.
Phoebe: Well, its just yknow that something like this would never to like The Hulk, yknow
Emily: (checks the clock) Ohh, its time to go.
ROSS: Well, this was fun. Uh, we should really do it again sometime, wha'dya say? Ok. Alright so I've got him.
Chandler: Well what is wrong with me? Am I .. am I incomptent? Because I managed to survive whatever it is that killed the three of you!
Chandler: Its 6:00.
Chandler: Totally worth it!
(Emily spins the bottle and it lands on Joey.)
Chandler: Thats it?! I gave up my Disneyland story for that?
Ross: Joshua guy at that club, dancing and having a good time, the thought of it kinda yknow.
Ross: Thats impossible! I mean we have had a deal for years! We-we-we shook on it, although believe me she wanted to do a lot more than that.
Phoebe: Okay. (Phoebe turns and throws it on the couch.)
Monica: Okay, throw it straight this time.
Phoebe: Well, at least you didnt rent yours from a store called, "Its Not Too Late."
Phoebe: Oh, how did it go?
Rachel: It’s a standard issue bra clasp!
Phoebe: No offence but, yknow sometimes its hard to understand you, yknow with the accent, so
Joey: What, oh, oh, oh, no, no, I cant, I cant tell you that, its like the most awful, horrible thing Ive ever done my whole life.
Monica: Well, get it off now!
Rachel: Yeah, well, you uh, better make it for three.
Monica: What?! Ross y'know this isnt even about you! I mean this is about Rachel and something wonderful happening for her. I mean you know even if youre right, what if he wants to sleep with her, does it mean he gets too?
Rachel: Its okay. Sometimes, things dont work out the way youd thought they would.
Rachel: Yeah I know its really boring, but its like a big deal. Anyway, I was thinking about renting Cujo sometime.
Ross: Look, I'm sure it would be great, but I-I think one of us has to be thinking clearly, so, I'm gonna go!
(Rachel takes the ball from his hands and bounces it off of Rosss forehead and Chandler catches the rebound.)
Ross: (crying) Yeah, but this cant be it, I mean.
Mr. Zelner: Yeah, its not like I dont have a sense of humor, huh? Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick now and then. But theres a time and a place, huh?! Unless you uh, have a limerick right now? (They both nod no.) No? Okay, well uh, youve (Grabs the chocolates.) got my fax number. (Exits.)