words in movies
Written by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Jill: (covers her eyes and starts crying) Im sorry Rachel, Im sorry
Jill: (To Ross) And you! I throw myself at you and you say no, how gay are you?
Rachel: Hey! Have you guys seen Jill? I cant find her anywhere.
Jill: And yknow what I said to him? "Im gonna hire a lawyer and Im gonna sue you and take all your money. Then Im gonna cut you off!"
Jill: Youll never believe what just happened, Ross just totally blew me off and he didnt even tell me why!
Jill: My God, you're choking! (she runs over and gives him the Heimlich, the gum flies from his mouth) That better?
Donny: Ok Henrietta, you've picked Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jill: (on phone) Hi Mom, it's Jill.
Jill: (on phone) Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just stuck at the bank, in an ATM vestibule.
Jill: Would you like some gum?
Chandler: Jill says vestibule... I'm going with vestibule.
Jill: Perfection?
Jill: (checks) Sorry, it's not.
Jill: No, you've got to whip it.
Jill: Are you alright?
Jill: Ready? (she swings the pen around her head in a circle)
Jill: Well, this has been fun.
Jill: Right! But, I am sorry.
(Chandler strides proudly across the vestibule and Jill stares at him.)
Jill: (awkwardly) Would you like to call somebody? (offering phone)
Jill: Totally, I love them! And, maybe you could finish telling me about all the different kinds of sand.
Jill: (entering) I dont want to talk about it.
Jill: Ugh! I cannot believe you did this too me! You had me doubting how smart I was! (Gasps) You had me doubting my fashion sense!
Jill: Seeing some more of your super-cool slides.
(Chandler waits until Jill is looking, then starts to blow a bubble. But instead of blow one, he accidentally spits the gum out of his mouth and hits the wall.)
Jill: (on phone) I'm fine. No, I'm not alone... I don't know, some guy.
Jill: Chandler, we've been here for an hour doing this! Now watch, it's easy.
Jill: Hes the kind of guy youre friends with, yknow? But hes not the kind of guy you date. Hes the kind of guy youd date because you did. Me, not so much.
Chandler: (starts crying) I-I cant believe Jills gone. (They all look at him.) I cant help it, I opened a gate.
Written by: Jill Condon & Any Toomin Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Phoebe: No. No. Its just I was umm, I was with Ross and Jill after you left and umm, Im pretty sure I saw a little spark between them.
Ross: Yknow what? I think I can take care of myself, Ill talk to you later. Good-bye. (Hangs up the phone and turns to find Jill sitting really close to him.) Whoa! Uh, that was your sister actually. She-she thinks that youre just using me.
Chandler: Oh, then no thanks. What the hell was that? Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it.
Jill: Oh, thats so great! Okay, Im really gonna do this! I dont know how to thank you guys.
Ross: Hi Jill.
Jill: Hi!
Jill: Oh my God, Rachel!
Jill: That he wouldnt pay for my lawyer! Then he told me to come here and learn about the value of money from the one daughter hes actually proud off.
Rachel: Oh my God, Jill!
Phoebe: Sorry Jill.
Jill: So who made her queen of the world?
Jill: Hey!
Jill: No! They did! (Points to Phoebe and Ross)
Jill: No you stop!
Jill: She took all my stuff.
Jill: You stop!
Rachel: Jill?
Jill: (entering) Sorry Im late, whats up?
Rachel: With Ross and Jill?
Rachel: With my sister Jill and my ex-boyfriend Ross?
Jill: You think so too?
Jill: Yeah.
Jill: Me go out with Ross?! No! God no! What would make you think that?
Jill: No! I mean hes nice.
Ross: Sorry-sorry Jill.
Jill: No! Yknow what Rachel? Youre right, yknow he has been really nice to me.
Jill: What?
Rachel: She-she died Jill.
Jill: Its yours!
Jill: (entering) Hi!
Jill: Hey!
(We see that Ross is returning to his apartment with Jill.)
(We see that Ross is taking off Jills coat.)
Jill: Fine, then lets just say hes not my type.
Jill: (laughs) Me too.
Jill: Really?!
Ross: (entering) Hi Jill!
[Scene: Central Perk, time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters.]
Jill: Oh great! Thanks Ross, youre such a good friend!
Jill: Its probably because not mature enough. Or smart enough. Maybe he doesnt like the way I dressNo that cant be it. Its really gotta be the smart thing. Oh Im so stupid! Im just like this incredibly pretty stupid girl!
Jill: Hey!
Jill: Why?!
Jill: I dont understand, do you want to go out with Ross?
Jill: Why are you so jealous of me?
Jill: Who?!
Jill: Oh, Mr. Scientist has to get all technical!
Jill: You dont want him, but you dont want me to have him?
Jill: You asked him too?!
Jill: But you know what might really cheer me up?
Ross: You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to (Opens the door to find Jill standing there.) Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-thats just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, theyve really taken a liking to me. (Quickly looks out to see if theyre watching.) Uhh whats-whats-whats the matter?
Rachel: Jill this is not about me being jealous of you! This is about you being a brat! Wanting what you cant have!
Jill: (happily) Okay, see ya! (Exits.)
Jill: So? (Kisses him passionately.)
Ross: You take care Jill.
Jill: Cant have?! Excuse me, the only thing I cant have is dairy! (Starts to storm out.)
Jill: (hits him) Shut up! I did not sound like that at all!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica.]
Jill: Well okay, if it means that much to you, then Ill ask him out.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Jill enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross.]
Jill: Yeah. Ooh, I know what this is missing! Alcohol!
Jill: Okay, I bought a boat.
Ross: (To Rachel) You uh, you may have been right about Jill.
Ross: Look I-I realize if anything were to happen with me and Jill then nothing could ever happen with us!
Jill: (To Rachel) Daddy cut me off.
Jill: Oh no! But I just walked past three sales and I didnt go in. How strong am I?
Jill: Were you this cute in high school?
Jill: Oh great! (Goes to get it as the phone rings.)
Jill: Hey! You have no right to tell me what to do.