words in movies
Written by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Jill: Seeing some more of your super-cool slides.
(Chandler waits until Jill is looking, then starts to blow a bubble. But instead of blow one, he accidentally spits the gum out of his mouth and hits the wall.)
Jill: (on phone) I'm fine. No, I'm not alone... I don't know, some guy.
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Written by: Jill Condon & Any Toomin Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Phoebe: No. No. Its just I was umm, I was with Ross and Jill after you left and umm, Im pretty sure I saw a little spark between them.
Jill: Ugh! I cannot believe you did this too me! You had me doubting how smart I was! (Gasps) You had me doubting my fashion sense!
Ross: Yknow what? I think I can take care of myself, Ill talk to you later. Good-bye. (Hangs up the phone and turns to find Jill sitting really close to him.) Whoa! Uh, that was your sister actually. She-she thinks that youre just using me.
Chandler: Oh, then no thanks. What the hell was that? Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it.
Ross: Hi Jill.
Jill: That he wouldnt pay for my lawyer! Then he told me to come here and learn about the value of money from the one daughter hes actually proud off.
Jill: Hi!
Jill: Oh, thats so great! Okay, Im really gonna do this! I dont know how to thank you guys.
Jill: Oh my God, Rachel!
Rachel: Oh my God, Jill!
Phoebe: Sorry Jill.
Jill: So who made her queen of the world?
Jill: Hey!
Jill: No! They did! (Points to Phoebe and Ross)
Jill: She took all my stuff.
Rachel: Jill?
Jill: You stop!
Rachel: With my sister Jill and my ex-boyfriend Ross?
Jill: No you stop!
Rachel: With Ross and Jill?
Jill: Fine, then lets just say hes not my type.
Jill: (entering) Sorry Im late, whats up?
Jill: You think so too?
Jill: Yeah.
Jill: Me go out with Ross?! No! God no! What would make you think that?
Jill: No! I mean hes nice.
Ross: Sorry-sorry Jill.
Jill: No! Yknow what Rachel? Youre right, yknow he has been really nice to me.
Jill: What?
Rachel: She-she died Jill.
Jill: Its yours!
Jill: (entering) Hi!
Jill: Hey!
Jill: (laughs) Me too.
(We see that Ross is returning to his apartment with Jill.)
Jill: Really?!
Ross: (entering) Hi Jill!
(We see that Ross is taking off Jills coat.)
[Scene: Central Perk, time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters.]
Jill: Its probably because not mature enough. Or smart enough. Maybe he doesnt like the way I dressNo that cant be it. Its really gotta be the smart thing. Oh Im so stupid! Im just like this incredibly pretty stupid girl!
Jill: Hey!
Jill: Why?!
Jill: You dont want him, but you dont want me to have him?
Jill: You asked him too?!
Jill: I dont understand, do you want to go out with Ross?
Jill: Why are you so jealous of me?
Jill: Who?!
Jill: Oh, Mr. Scientist has to get all technical!
Jill: (happily) Okay, see ya! (Exits.)
Ross: You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to (Opens the door to find Jill standing there.) Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-thats just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, theyve really taken a liking to me. (Quickly looks out to see if theyre watching.) Uhh whats-whats-whats the matter?
Jill: Oh great! Thanks Ross, youre such a good friend!
Jill: But you know what might really cheer me up?
Jill: So? (Kisses him passionately.)
Ross: You take care Jill.
Jill: (hits him) Shut up! I did not sound like that at all!
Rachel: Jill this is not about me being jealous of you! This is about you being a brat! Wanting what you cant have!
Jill: Cant have?! Excuse me, the only thing I cant have is dairy! (Starts to storm out.)
Jill: Well okay, if it means that much to you, then Ill ask him out.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel is ranting about Jill to Chandler and Monica.]
Jill: Yeah. Ooh, I know what this is missing! Alcohol!
Jill: Okay, I bought a boat.
Jill: Oh no! But I just walked past three sales and I didnt go in. How strong am I?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there as Jill enters to start her date with Ross.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Jill enters.]
Ross: (To Rachel) You uh, you may have been right about Jill.
Jill: (To Rachel) Daddy cut me off.
Jill: Were you this cute in high school?
Jill: Oh great! (Goes to get it as the phone rings.)
Rachel: Dont!! (Joey backs away frightened.) (To Jill) Honey, what are you doing here?!
Jill: (gasps) Thats the best one! Oh my God, (hugs him) thank you so much!
Jill: Hey! You have no right to tell me what to do.
Ross: Look I-I realize if anything were to happen with me and Jill then nothing could ever happen with us!
Monica: Rach? (Points to Jill.)
Ross and Rachel while looking at each other surprised and shocked: Jill?
Ross: Hi Jill.
Jill: Hi!
Rachel: Oh my God, Jill!
Jill: Oh my God, Rachel!
Teleplay by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Story by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
Jill: This is where Ross and I are meeting for our date. So, what do you think? (She spins to show Rachel the outfit shes wearing.)
Chandler: Jill says vestibule... I'm going with vestibule.
Jill: (entering, carrying a bunch of shopping bags) I just had the hardest day. Those bags are so heavy. (Sets them down.)
Part I Written by: Michael Borkow Part II Teleplay by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan & Scott Silveri Part II Story by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Part I Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Part II Transcribed by: Aaron D. Miller
Jill: Oh my gosh, that was so lame. Like a pajmena could be a rug!
[Scene: ATM vestibule, Chandler and Jill are sitting below the counter with two pens dangling from their chains in front of them. Jill is showing Chandler how to swing the pen around his head.]
Rachel: Oh my God! I can not believe that! I mean I dont really like it when Ross goes out with anyone, but my sister isnt that like incest or something?! Oh my God, and theyre gonna have sex! Oh! Oh no what if he marries her too?! Oh this is just terrible, this is just terrible. And I cant stop it! I cantI dont own Ross! Yknow? And Jill, she should be able to do whatever it is that she wants to do! And oh my God, I cant believe Ross is marrying my little sister, this terrible. Oh my God, this is just the worst thing that could have ever happened to me.
Rachel: (notices Jills bags) Jill! Did you shop?!
Rachel: You went shopping?! What, and then you just came in here and paraded it right under Jills nose when you know shes trying to quit. Wow, you guys are terrible!
Jill: Well, goodbye Chandler. I had a great blackout. (she kisses him on the cheek) See ya.
Ross: Jill, how did you pay for all this? I thought your dad took away your credit card.
(Rachel laughs a little too hard as Ross and Jill leave for their date. After they have left, Rachel starts to break down.)
Amy: You know what? When I moved in here I thought: This is gonna be so great. Just us sisters, back together again like when we were kids, except without that stupid Jill... Oh! Who has gotten fat by the way...
Chandler: You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection. (Jill gives him a stick of gum, and a strange look) 'Gum would be perfection'? 'Gum would be perfection.' Could have said 'gum would be nice,' or 'I'll have a stick,' but no, no, no, no. For me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself.
RACHEL: It's just this thing. Every year we would go out on my dad's boat and watch the fireworks. Mom always hated it because the ocean air made her hair all big. My sister Jill would be throwing up over the side and my dad would be upset becasue nobody was helping and then when we did help he would scream at us for doing it wrong. But then when the fireworks started, everybody just shut up, you know, and it'd get really cold, and we would all just sort of smush under this one blanket. It never occured to anybody to bring another one. And now it's just...
Joey: (to everyone) Oh my God! He's trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! (on phone) Chandler, listen. (says something intentionally garbled)