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Joey: All right relax, look I'll pay you with the money from the acting job I am definitely gonna get thanks to you.
Monica: (On phone) Hi, Nancy. Hi, it's Monica Geller. I'm good. Listen, I'm looking for a job in Tulsa. Well yeah, my husband has been relocated...Because I love him! No, I don't want a job in New York. Javo (sp?) is looking? Oh my God! He asked for me personally? Oh my God! Oh, wow, this is really flattering, but I'm moving to Tulsa. Yeah, so if you would tell Javo (sp?) 'I'll take it!'
Monica: I gave you one job! (Starts to examin the lasagne through the bottom of the glass pan.)
JOEY: Wow, look at that. The car is on fire, yet somehow it's expensive paint job is protected by the Miracle Wax.
Chandler: And you're thinking of taking it? (Pause) So before you said being me with me was more important than any job, but I guess now it's old job, (Raises his hand) me, (Raises his hand) new job.
Ross: We ran into him on the street today and he said he might have a job for her. But I know he just wants to get into her pants.
[Scene: A kitchen somewhere. Monica is interviewing for a job]
Rachel: Yeah, you know, was I looking forward to going to Paris? Sure. You know, was I excited about working in the fashion capital of the world? Ooh, absolutely... Oh...! Yeah, but you know, this is... it's fine. I'm fine going back to a job where I've pretty much gotten everything out of that I possibly can... (she sits down, and Ross who is stunned to hear all this follows her example)
Rachel: Zelner! Right! I knew that! I really, really want this job and I think, I think I would be really good at it.
Mark: Hi. I just talked to Joanna, and she loves you. You got it, you got the job.
Rachel: Chandler! Chandler, please, I have to get you locked up back the way you were, I am sooo gonna lose my job, shes very private about her office. Now I know why.
Monica: You got the job?! Why didnt you tell me?
Phoebe: But weve only had one job.
MNCA: So, Mr. Rastatter, what exactly does this job entail? The ad wasn't too clear.
Monica: (Entering from her bedroom, talking on the phone) Yeah, once again, I am sorry. Thank you. Bye. (To the gang) I just had to turn down a job catering a funeral for sixty people.
Ross: Well, so, you-youll get a job here! I mean, Im always hearing about uh, them foreigners coming in here and stealing American jobs; that could be you!
Monica: Okay, the owner of Allesandros came over to yell at me, but instead I made him some sauce, and he offered me the job as head chef!!
Monica: Oh my God, are you out of a job?
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachels new job.]
Rachel: (looking at the outfit) Got a job on a river boat?
[Scene: A kitchen where Phoebe and Monica are finishing up a catering job]
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Ross: Correct! What is Chandler Bings job?
Rachel: You want me to just quit my job so that you can feel like youve got a girlfriend?
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Rachel is talking to Monica about her job.]
Joey: No, an entertainment unit, with a mail cubby built right in. Its a one day job, max.
Joey: Like when I want a job, I go to an audition and if Im the best of the people they see, they give me the part.
Emily: My job!
Rachel: Nooo, hes leaving for a better job.
Monica: You may be okay about getting hurt, but I am not okay with being the one who hurts you. Thats why I cant take this job.
Joey: Well, I'm doing this telethon thing on TV and my agent got me a job as co-host!
Rachel: 'Kay. (Pause.) Congratulations on your new job. (She goes and hugs Monica and is almost in tears.)
Phoebe: Ohh, Im getting too pregnant for this, lugging around a stupid massage table. Yknow, I have to find a job where I carrying a smaller table. (She goes over and stands in front of the TV.)
Rachel: Anyway, I'm going to be the coordinator of the woman's collection, I'll work right under the director, it's the perfect, perfect job for me!
Ross: No seriously. I have job security for life. You know, I never have to worry. (Rachel starts crying) Oh, look at you. Look how happy you are for me.
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachels new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out.]
Joanna: You know, Junior Miss is where I started. Oh, I had to sleep with the ugliest guy to get that job.
Ross: Oh sure, "Ross will do it!" Its not like he has a job, or a child, or a life of his own.
Joey: Wow! Yeah I ah, I gave up a job too.
Ross: I don't know. It's going to be weird not having a job for a while, but I, I definitely don't care about my sandwich.
Monica: I'll get back to my new job.
Chandler: Well, I got a job interview. Its kinda a big deal too. Its a lot more money and Id be doing data reconfiguration and statistical factoring.
Chandler: Why? This was supposed to be a temp job!
Rachel: I dont know, I dont know, werent you the guy that told me to quit my job when I had absolutely nothing else to do. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!
Chandler: Yeah! It's a stupid job, and I could not stand leaving you. And why should I be the only one who doesn't get to do what he *really* wants to do?
Rachel: Well then how come youre still at a job that you hate, I mean why dont you quit and get the fear?
Monica:: he has to work, there's some rush on the big (pause, thinks) ah damn it one of these days I'm really gonna have to start listening when he talks about his job.
Phoebe: Oh! It will be fun! Ohh! Yay! Oh! Okay, ooh, lets plan the wedding reception. (She grabs the notebook which Monica used for her ideas and starts flipping page after page after page after page after page to find a blank one.) Wow! You really wanted me to do something with this van. (pause) Yknow what, I want you to take the chef job.
JANITOR: Oh, yeah, right. There was a break-in, few months back, inside job. Your monkey was taken.
Monica: He probably wants you back because you're right for the job.
Chandler: And people say you dont pay attention. No, this is a much better job. Its vice-president of a company that does data reconfiguration and statistical factoring for other companies.
Joey: Yeah and the most important thing is that it wont be some like, stranger up there who barely knows you. Itll be me! And I swear Ill do a really good job. Plus, yknow I love you guys and-and it would really mean a lot to me.
[Scene: Rachel's new job, she's in her new boss's office (Kim's) and with the other assistant (Nancy). Together they're deciding what clothes to buy or something, who knows, let's all watch/read to find out.]
Manny: Well, you are not doing a very good job!
Quartet: (singing) Congratulations on your first week at your brand new job! It won't be long before your the boss.
Chandler: Great job with the cups, Pheebs!
INTERVIEWER: And if I want to call for a reference on your last job?
JOEY: But don't you need experience for a job like that?
Steve: Yes, that's right. We're excited about the level of sophistication you'll be bringing to the job.
Monica: Pick a number! That is your only job!
Cop: Yeah, but I kinda don't have a choice, it's my job. I mean, you understand right?
Earl: Its just that I uh, have been working for ten years now at this meaningless, dead-end job and nobody here even knows I exist!
Gary: I know, but it's my job, sweethart!
Rachel: Its not funny, this is actually my job.
Chandler: So what job did you get Joe?
ESTELLE: Joey, I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told Al Minser and his pyramid of dogs. Take any job you can get and don't make on the floor.
Ross: (to Chandler) It's her first day at this new job. Your not supposed to start with her!
Mr. Treeger: (measures the top of the doorframe) Whoa! This looks like an all day job, Ill have to cancel my yoga class. (Ross walks up.) Hey Ross!
Monica: I mean theyre trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, I would. But this is something Ive been waiting for my whole life.
Rachel: I-I, got a job at Ralph Lauren.
Phoebe: I would love that job!
Chandler: Or a job where you dont have to carry a table.
Chandler: Shes just doing her job!
Joey: Not good, no. I didnt get the part, and I lost my job here, so
Interviewer: So it looks like youve got some great experience here. Lets see ahh, reason for leaving last job?
Ross: Mark is that ah, the same Mark that helped you get the job?
Rachel: Well why didnt you take the job?
Mr. Tribbiani: Just for a coupla days. I got a job midtown. I figure I'm better off staying with the kid than hauling my ass back and forth on the ferry. (Sees Roger) I don't know this one.
Phoebe: What if I had taken that job at Merrill Lynch?
Ross: Hey Pheebs, maybe this whole heart attack thing is a sign, that-that you should start think about getting a different job.
JOEY: So, assistant to the director. That's a really exciting job, I mean, you must have a ton of cool responsibilities.
Monica: No, Ill do it. You just stick to your job.
[The next flashback is from The One With The Prom Video. Monica is at a job interview at a new restaurant.]
Phoebe: What is your job?
Rachel: (on the couch) Oh hi! Yknow, I just wanted to see if there were any leads on the old job front.
Monica: So Nancy told me about this job at this great restaurant, Javo (sp?). It's just a little outside of Tulsa.
Rachel: What? This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this is notthats-thats not what it is. See, see, okay, I work in fashion, see and-and, this is a real dress actually. Its-its, theyre-theyre wearing it in Milan, so part of my job is too wear the clothes, and then I see how people respond, and then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdales, so And obviously in uh, in-in this case, (She grabs a pen and paper) I am going to report back, "USA not ready."
Ross: Oh, wait! Wait! Dont you have an audition today? Yeah! Maybe youll get that job!
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachels new job.]
Rachel: Okay youre right. Ill hire Hilda tomorrow. Dumb old perfect for the job Hilda!
Joey: Was she happy you gave her the job?
Joey: Wait! Terry! Please! Look, I just lost my other job. Okay? You have no idea how much I need this. Please, help me out, for old times sake.
Mrs. Geller: (To Chandler) Youve done a wonderful job with this party Chandler. Everything looks so lovely.
Rachel: Now, she thinks that I made out with him and I did it to get her job.
Rachel: No, you couldve lost your job.
Rachel: Yeah! You-you got the job! Youre my new assistant!
Monica: Rach, youre in a great place in your life. Come on, youve got a great job! Good friends
Rachel: (reading the resume) And you were at this job for four years?
Guy: I ah, I work at Bloomingdales and I might know of a job possibility if your, if your interested?
Director: (to Joey) Good job, little buddy. That was some really good French. But I think we're gonna go with someone else for the part.
Rachel: Noooo... the interview! She loved me! She absolutely loved me. We talked for like two and a half hours, we have the same taste in clothes, andoh, I went to camp with her cousin... And, oh, the job is perfect. I can do this. I can do this well!