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Chandler: How did the job stuff go?
Rachel: The job is in Paris. (we see Ross stare in disbelief)
Ross: So if you take this job you'll be moving to Paris?
Rachel: I got a really incredible job offer.
Monica: I know, but what are we gonna do? She really needs this job.
Ross: Do you think if the Ralph Lauren people offered her her old job back, she would take it?
Ross: Uhm, well... I'm here to see if you'll give Rachel her job back.
Ross: Look, she loved her job here. And let's face it: you're not gonna find anyone who did it as well as she did it. Isn't that true?
Rachel: Oh, you’re not gonna believe what happened to me today! Ralph Lauren called, and gave me my job back!
Mr Zelner: This may surprise you, but re-hiring fired employees, is not my main job.
Rachel: Yeah, you know, was I looking forward to going to Paris? Sure. You know, was I excited about working in the fashion capital of the world? Ooh, absolutely... Oh...! Yeah, but you know, this is... it's fine. I'm fine going back to a job where I've pretty much gotten everything out of that I possibly can... (she sits down, and Ross who is stunned to hear all this follows her example)
Ross: No seriously. I have job security for life. You know, I never have to worry. (Rachel starts crying) Oh, look at you. Look how happy you are for me.
Phoebe: Ohh, Im getting too pregnant for this, lugging around a stupid massage table. Yknow, I have to find a job where I carrying a smaller table. (She goes over and stands in front of the TV.)
Joanna: You know, Junior Miss is where I started. Oh, I had to sleep with the ugliest guy to get that job.
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachels new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out.]
Joey: Wow! Yeah I ah, I gave up a job too.
Ross: I don't know. It's going to be weird not having a job for a while, but I, I definitely don't care about my sandwich.
Ross: Oh sure, "Ross will do it!" Its not like he has a job, or a child, or a life of his own.
Chandler: Well, I got a job interview. Its kinda a big deal too. Its a lot more money and Id be doing data reconfiguration and statistical factoring.
Monica: I'll get back to my new job.
Rachel: I dont know, I dont know, werent you the guy that told me to quit my job when I had absolutely nothing else to do. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!
Chandler: Why? This was supposed to be a temp job!
Rachel: Well then how come youre still at a job that you hate, I mean why dont you quit and get the fear?
Chandler: Yeah! It's a stupid job, and I could not stand leaving you. And why should I be the only one who doesn't get to do what he *really* wants to do?
Phoebe: Oh! It will be fun! Ohh! Yay! Oh! Okay, ooh, lets plan the wedding reception. (She grabs the notebook which Monica used for her ideas and starts flipping page after page after page after page after page to find a blank one.) Wow! You really wanted me to do something with this van. (pause) Yknow what, I want you to take the chef job.
JANITOR: Oh, yeah, right. There was a break-in, few months back, inside job. Your monkey was taken.
Monica:: he has to work, there's some rush on the big (pause, thinks) ah damn it one of these days I'm really gonna have to start listening when he talks about his job.
[Scene: Rachel's new job, she's in her new boss's office (Kim's) and with the other assistant (Nancy). Together they're deciding what clothes to buy or something, who knows, let's all watch/read to find out.]
Monica: He probably wants you back because you're right for the job.
Chandler: And people say you dont pay attention. No, this is a much better job. Its vice-president of a company that does data reconfiguration and statistical factoring for other companies.
Joey: Yeah and the most important thing is that it wont be some like, stranger up there who barely knows you. Itll be me! And I swear Ill do a really good job. Plus, yknow I love you guys and-and it would really mean a lot to me.
Manny: Well, you are not doing a very good job!
Gary: I know, but it's my job, sweethart!
Monica: Pick a number! That is your only job!
Chandler: Great job with the cups, Pheebs!
INTERVIEWER: And if I want to call for a reference on your last job?
JOEY: But don't you need experience for a job like that?
Quartet: (singing) Congratulations on your first week at your brand new job! It won't be long before your the boss.
Cop: Yeah, but I kinda don't have a choice, it's my job. I mean, you understand right?
Steve: Yes, that's right. We're excited about the level of sophistication you'll be bringing to the job.
Earl: Its just that I uh, have been working for ten years now at this meaningless, dead-end job and nobody here even knows I exist!
Joey: Not good, no. I didnt get the part, and I lost my job here, so
Rachel: Its not funny, this is actually my job.
ESTELLE: Joey, I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told Al Minser and his pyramid of dogs. Take any job you can get and don't make on the floor.
Ross: (to Chandler) It's her first day at this new job. Your not supposed to start with her!
Rachel: I-I, got a job at Ralph Lauren.
Chandler: Or a job where you dont have to carry a table.
Phoebe: I would love that job!
Chandler: So what job did you get Joe?
Mr. Treeger: (measures the top of the doorframe) Whoa! This looks like an all day job, Ill have to cancel my yoga class. (Ross walks up.) Hey Ross!
Monica: I mean theyre trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, I would. But this is something Ive been waiting for my whole life.
Interviewer: So it looks like youve got some great experience here. Lets see ahh, reason for leaving last job?
Chandler: Shes just doing her job!
Rachel: Well why didnt you take the job?
Ross: Mark is that ah, the same Mark that helped you get the job?
Mr. Tribbiani: Just for a coupla days. I got a job midtown. I figure I'm better off staying with the kid than hauling my ass back and forth on the ferry. (Sees Roger) I don't know this one.
Phoebe: What if I had taken that job at Merrill Lynch?
Ross: Hey Pheebs, maybe this whole heart attack thing is a sign, that-that you should start think about getting a different job.
Monica: So Nancy told me about this job at this great restaurant, Javo (sp?). It's just a little outside of Tulsa.
Rachel: (on the couch) Oh hi! Yknow, I just wanted to see if there were any leads on the old job front.
Monica: No, Ill do it. You just stick to your job.
[The next flashback is from The One With The Prom Video. Monica is at a job interview at a new restaurant.]
Phoebe: What is your job?
JOEY: So, assistant to the director. That's a really exciting job, I mean, you must have a ton of cool responsibilities.
Rachel: Okay youre right. Ill hire Hilda tomorrow. Dumb old perfect for the job Hilda!
Ross: Oh, wait! Wait! Dont you have an audition today? Yeah! Maybe youll get that job!
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachels new job.]
Joey: Was she happy you gave her the job?
Rachel: What? This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this is notthats-thats not what it is. See, see, okay, I work in fashion, see and-and, this is a real dress actually. Its-its, theyre-theyre wearing it in Milan, so part of my job is too wear the clothes, and then I see how people respond, and then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdales, so And obviously in uh, in-in this case, (She grabs a pen and paper) I am going to report back, "USA not ready."
Joey: Wait! Terry! Please! Look, I just lost my other job. Okay? You have no idea how much I need this. Please, help me out, for old times sake.
Rachel: Now, she thinks that I made out with him and I did it to get her job.
Rachel: No, you couldve lost your job.
Rachel: (reading the resume) And you were at this job for four years?
Rachel: Yeah! You-you got the job! Youre my new assistant!
Director: (to Joey) Good job, little buddy. That was some really good French. But I think we're gonna go with someone else for the part.
Monica: Rach, youre in a great place in your life. Come on, youve got a great job! Good friends
Mrs. Geller: (To Chandler) Youve done a wonderful job with this party Chandler. Everything looks so lovely.
Guy: I ah, I work at Bloomingdales and I might know of a job possibility if your, if your interested?
Wayne: Listen, I-I guarantee you keep your job if you can teach me how to talk to women like you do.
Rachel: Noooo... the interview! She loved me! She absolutely loved me. We talked for like two and a half hours, we have the same taste in clothes, andoh, I went to camp with her cousin... And, oh, the job is perfect. I can do this. I can do this well!
Phoebe: Yeah. Ooh God, there's that face again! See I can't do this job! I...
SUSIE: I'm Susie Moss. Fourth grade, glasses, I used to carry around a box of animal crackers like a purse. CHANDLER: Susie Moss, right, yeah, wow, you look. . . great job growing up.
Joey: All right relax, look I'll pay you with the money from the acting job I am definitely gonna get thanks to you.
Frank: Yeah, Ive been thinking ever since you said we were having triplets, the best thing for me to do is to drop out of college and get a job.
Gunther: He can have his job back.
Joey: I thought you already have a job.
Rachel: Okay, but taking care of a drunk, naked woman seems like a job for Joey.
Ross: Ok, fine, but I don't want them bonding to much. I don't want her telling Emma she needs a nose job.
Rachel: I-I dont want your job. I-I dont. Ohh this is such a mistake. I did not make out with him. Nobody made out with him. I did not use my keycard yesterday. I dont even know how to use my keycard. (The elevator stops. Ralph steps on.)
Sandy: Like in my last job, I met Daniel when he was three weeks old. And I got to watch him grow into this awesome person... When I left, I said: I'll see you soon... And he said to me: Skdandy... (Ross and Rachel look puzzled) That was his name for me... I'll see you every day... right in... (points at his heart, but starts to cry before he can finish his sentence. Rachel tries to comfort him, but Ross has this "you've got to be kidding me" look all over him)
Chandler: I have a job interview I have to get ready for.
Chandler: Good job Joe! Well done! Top notch!
Rachel: Well, why shouldnt I be? I have great friends! I have a wonderful job!
Chandler: Hes right, if you quit this job, you then have motivation to go after a job you really want.
Rachel: Thats your new job, day and night, she starts crying I need you here.
Rachel: You know, he was just doing his job...
Chandler: I think you should take the job.
Monica: (in her apartment, screaming) I LOVE MY NEW JOB!
Chandler: Okay, I have news. You don't have to move to Tulsa. You can stay here and keep your job.
Joey: Boob job.
Joey: I *love* my job.
Phoebe: Oh, I like my job.
Chandler: I don't have a *job*!
Monica: You want a job? Turn off "Oprah," and send out a resume!
Doug: So, in conclusion, the lines all go up (points to the chart), so Im happy. Great job team! Tomorrow at 8:30. (They start to leave) Phil! Nice job. (smacks him on the butt) Stevens! Way to go! (smacks him on the butt) Joel-burg, you maniac! I love ya! (smacks him on the butt) (Chandler walks up) Bing! Good job, couldnt have done it without ya. (he shakes his hand)
Ross: What, you, you really quit your job?
Chandler: Maybe I should quit and get a job that pays.
Chandler: (spinning around looking for him) I dont think you did a very thorough job!
Monica: (she hugs Chandler) Honey, you've been really strong about this, I know how badly you wanted that job.
Joey: Mmmm hmm! For your boob job!
Rachel: Joey! Why did you tell Chandler that Monica was getting a boob job?