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[Scene: Mr. Ratstatter's (RTST) office. Monica is there about a job.]
MNCA: So, Mr. Rastatter, what exactly does this job entail? The ad wasn't too clear.
Gary: I know, but it's my job, sweethart!
Earl: Its just that I uh, have been working for ten years now at this meaningless, dead-end job and nobody here even knows I exist!
Chandler: So what job did you get Joe?
Rachel: Its not funny, this is actually my job.
ESTELLE: Joey, I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told Al Minser and his pyramid of dogs. Take any job you can get and don't make on the floor.
Ross: (to Chandler) It's her first day at this new job. Your not supposed to start with her!
Mr. Treeger: (measures the top of the doorframe) Whoa! This looks like an all day job, Ill have to cancel my yoga class. (Ross walks up.) Hey Ross!
Joey: Not good, no. I didnt get the part, and I lost my job here, so
Monica: I mean theyre trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, I would. But this is something Ive been waiting for my whole life.
Chandler: Or a job where you dont have to carry a table.
Rachel: I-I, got a job at Ralph Lauren.
Phoebe: I would love that job!
Rachel: Well why didnt you take the job?
Chandler: Shes just doing her job!
Ross: Mark is that ah, the same Mark that helped you get the job?
Phoebe: What if I had taken that job at Merrill Lynch?
Interviewer: So it looks like youve got some great experience here. Lets see ahh, reason for leaving last job?
Mr. Tribbiani: Just for a coupla days. I got a job midtown. I figure I'm better off staying with the kid than hauling my ass back and forth on the ferry. (Sees Roger) I don't know this one.
Ross: Oh, wait! Wait! Dont you have an audition today? Yeah! Maybe youll get that job!
Ross: Hey Pheebs, maybe this whole heart attack thing is a sign, that-that you should start think about getting a different job.
JOEY: So, assistant to the director. That's a really exciting job, I mean, you must have a ton of cool responsibilities.
Rachel: (on the couch) Oh hi! Yknow, I just wanted to see if there were any leads on the old job front.
Monica: No, Ill do it. You just stick to your job.
[The next flashback is from The One With The Prom Video. Monica is at a job interview at a new restaurant.]
Phoebe: What is your job?
Monica: So Nancy told me about this job at this great restaurant, Javo (sp?). It's just a little outside of Tulsa.
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachels new job.]
Rachel: What? This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this is notthats-thats not what it is. See, see, okay, I work in fashion, see and-and, this is a real dress actually. Its-its, theyre-theyre wearing it in Milan, so part of my job is too wear the clothes, and then I see how people respond, and then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdales, so And obviously in uh, in-in this case, (She grabs a pen and paper) I am going to report back, "USA not ready."
Joey: Wait! Terry! Please! Look, I just lost my other job. Okay? You have no idea how much I need this. Please, help me out, for old times sake.
Rachel: Now, she thinks that I made out with him and I did it to get her job.
Rachel: Okay youre right. Ill hire Hilda tomorrow. Dumb old perfect for the job Hilda!
Joey: Was she happy you gave her the job?
Rachel: No, you couldve lost your job.
Phoebe: Yeah. Ooh God, there's that face again! See I can't do this job! I...
Rachel: Yeah! You-you got the job! Youre my new assistant!
Director: (to Joey) Good job, little buddy. That was some really good French. But I think we're gonna go with someone else for the part.
Rachel: (reading the resume) And you were at this job for four years?
Monica: Rach, youre in a great place in your life. Come on, youve got a great job! Good friends
Mrs. Geller: (To Chandler) Youve done a wonderful job with this party Chandler. Everything looks so lovely.
Guy: I ah, I work at Bloomingdales and I might know of a job possibility if your, if your interested?
Frank: Yeah, Ive been thinking ever since you said we were having triplets, the best thing for me to do is to drop out of college and get a job.
Rachel: Noooo... the interview! She loved me! She absolutely loved me. We talked for like two and a half hours, we have the same taste in clothes, andoh, I went to camp with her cousin... And, oh, the job is perfect. I can do this. I can do this well!
SUSIE: I'm Susie Moss. Fourth grade, glasses, I used to carry around a box of animal crackers like a purse. CHANDLER: Susie Moss, right, yeah, wow, you look. . . great job growing up.
Wayne: Listen, I-I guarantee you keep your job if you can teach me how to talk to women like you do.
Joey: All right relax, look I'll pay you with the money from the acting job I am definitely gonna get thanks to you.
Chandler: I have a job interview I have to get ready for.
Gunther: He can have his job back.
Rachel: I-I dont want your job. I-I dont. Ohh this is such a mistake. I did not make out with him. Nobody made out with him. I did not use my keycard yesterday. I dont even know how to use my keycard. (The elevator stops. Ralph steps on.)
Ross: Ok, fine, but I don't want them bonding to much. I don't want her telling Emma she needs a nose job.
Joey: I thought you already have a job.
Rachel: Okay, but taking care of a drunk, naked woman seems like a job for Joey.
Rachel: Well, why shouldnt I be? I have great friends! I have a wonderful job!
Chandler: Good job Joe! Well done! Top notch!
Chandler: Hes right, if you quit this job, you then have motivation to go after a job you really want.
Rachel: Thats your new job, day and night, she starts crying I need you here.
Sandy: Like in my last job, I met Daniel when he was three weeks old. And I got to watch him grow into this awesome person... When I left, I said: I'll see you soon... And he said to me: Skdandy... (Ross and Rachel look puzzled) That was his name for me... I'll see you every day... right in... (points at his heart, but starts to cry before he can finish his sentence. Rachel tries to comfort him, but Ross has this "you've got to be kidding me" look all over him)
Chandler: Okay, I have news. You don't have to move to Tulsa. You can stay here and keep your job.
Chandler: I think you should take the job.
Rachel: You know, he was just doing his job...
Monica: (in her apartment, screaming) I LOVE MY NEW JOB!
Chandler: Maybe I should quit and get a job that pays.
Doug: So, in conclusion, the lines all go up (points to the chart), so Im happy. Great job team! Tomorrow at 8:30. (They start to leave) Phil! Nice job. (smacks him on the butt) Stevens! Way to go! (smacks him on the butt) Joel-burg, you maniac! I love ya! (smacks him on the butt) (Chandler walks up) Bing! Good job, couldnt have done it without ya. (he shakes his hand)
Joey: I *love* my job.
Phoebe: Oh, I like my job.
Ross: What, you, you really quit your job?
Chandler: I don't have a *job*!
Monica: You want a job? Turn off "Oprah," and send out a resume!
Joey: Boob job.
Chandler: (spinning around looking for him) I dont think you did a very thorough job!
Joey: Mmmm hmm! For your boob job!
Monica: It's so unfair, you don't even like your job!
Rachel: Joey! Why did you tell Chandler that Monica was getting a boob job?
Rachel: Joey, you cant let him get away with that. Ya know what, Im not going to let him get away with that. Im going to say something to himNo, I really shouldnt say anythingNo, I should say something to him. (Goes to the counter) Gunther, I want you to give Joey his job back. That is really not fair that you have to fire him
Chandler: Yeah, because if I was at my old job we'd say 300 million? No thank you!
Monica: (she hugs Chandler) Honey, you've been really strong about this, I know how badly you wanted that job.
Ross: Oh, come here sweetie, listen, youre gonna go on like a thousand interviews before you get a job. (she glares at him) Thats not how that was supposed to come out.
Phoebe: Oh well, all right, I got (Ross hands her a bag) (To Ross) thank you, I got uh, this yknow "I want a job sweater." (Holds up the same sweater.)
MONICA: But I need it. Otherwords I'm gonna have to take that horrible diner job. You know, with the dancing and the costumes. I don't wanna have to wear flame retardant boobs.
Joey: Fine, I'll rent a car and drive...! Ross, you have to get that job!
Monica: I don't want her to get a boob job! That's crazy!
Rachel: No, she was just much better at job than me!
Joey: (to Chandler) Hey, that is so great about the job.
DR. BURKE: Yeah, that's my job. Alright, look up. . . look down, now open your eyes, now look down. That's right, look into the light. Now look at me. . . OK. Your eyes look good. Those are good eyes.
Phoebe: Good job Alan!
Chandler: How did the job stuff go?
Tape: Good job.
Rachel: What? You don't want me to get a job?
Rachel: The job is in Paris. (they all stare at each other)
Rachel: I got a really incredible job offer.
Joey: Come on. This guy's great. His name's Bob. He's Angela's... brother. He's smart, he's sophisticated, and he has a real job. Me, I go on three auditions a month and call myself an actor, but Bob is...
Rachel: Im great! Im great. Ive got a great job at Bloomingdales, have wonderful friends, and eventhough Im not seeing anyone right now, Ive never felt better about myself.
Conan: But there must be, there mustare a lot of moments over the years where youre just trying to do your job, something goes wrong.
Chandler: How did the job stuff go?
Rachel: The job is in Paris. (we see Ross stare in disbelief)
[Cut to Joey hanging up the phone in Vegas. He's wearing a Roman gladiator's uniform and goes over to join a family to pose for a picture. You see, he's apparently taken a job at Caesar's Palace.]
Monica: I know, but what are we gonna do? She really needs this job.
Ross: So if you take this job you'll be moving to Paris?
[Scene: Lara and Jenis Massage, Phoebe is interviewing for a job.]
Rachel: (stopping him) Wh-whoa! All right, okay-okay, I see, I see what's going on here! Now listen, look-look, I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, but I am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead! Now even though I (He tries to interrupt and tell her about the ink), hey-hey-hey, even though I kissed you, that does not give you the right to demand sex from me. I do not want, this job that bad. Good day, sir. (She storms out of his office.)
Ross: Uhm, well... I'm here to see if you'll give Rachel her job back.