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[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters.]
Mona: Hey! (To Joey) Hey!
Ross: Oh great! Hey-hey Joey, do you want to check out pictures of me and Mona ice skating?
Joey: Oh uh, ordinarily I would love too, but I am just swamped right now. (Brushes something off of his shirt and looks around, but doesnt move from his chair.)
Joey: Im missin picture time?! (Jumps over to look, Ross glares at him and he retreats.)
Joey: (To Ross) Congratulations! You just got married!
Joey: Hey-hey-hey, hey thats your wife youre talking about!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake hes made with a woman.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is on the phone.]
Rachel: Yes. Hi, Id like to order a pizza. Okay, can I ask you a question? Is-is the cute blond guy delivering tonight? Very Ambercrombie & Fitch. (Joey enters.) Ill call you back.
Joey: Who was that?
Joey: You hung up on the pizza place? I dont hang up on your friends.
Joey: Oh, whats wrong?
Joey: Then why did I ask?
Joey: Is that college talk for horny?
Rachel: Yeah. So yknow, I have all of these feelings and I dont know what to do about them, because I cant date like a normal person, which is fine because I dont need a relationship, I mean all I really want is one great night. Just sex, yknow? No strings attached, no relationship, just with someone that I feel comfortable with and who knows what hes doing. For just one great night, I mean is that really so hard to find. (Looks at Joey.) So how was your day?
Joey: Good, I uh, I saw a pretty big pigeon.
Joey: Yeah, I gotta, I gotta go to my room too.
Joey: Good night. (They both enter their rooms.)
Joey: (entering) I cant do it!
Joey: Youre Rachel!
Rachel: Youre Joey!
Joey: Youre my friend!
Joey: But plus, it would be wrong and weird and-and-and bad.
Joey: I know!
Joey: Do you wanna do it?
Joey: All right, me neither! I was just testing you!
Joey: This conversation never happened!
Joey: Good night!
Joey: Get back in there! (Rachel re-enters her room and closes the door.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is there as Phoebe enters.]
Joey: That guys still doing that?!
Joey: We didnt ruin it!
Joey: What?! Noooo (Phoebe gasps.)
[Scene: The Charity Event, Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches.]
Joey: Hey!
Joey: Well, what am I gonna do Rach?! I dont have that kind of money!
Joey: (laughs) Yeah, Big Brother.
Joey: They have a kid together, y'know. Theyre like, theyre like a family, and if, I dont know, theres chance they could make that work, I know I wouldnt want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. Are you okay? Do you wanna ah, come poke a nude guy?
(Theres a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Wayne.)
Joey: Okay. Yeah. Listen would you uh, would you like to have dinner with me tonight?
Joey: Hey uh, have you guys scene Chandler?
[Scene: The Charity Event, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table.]
Joey: Oh.
[Cut to Joey and Rachel approaching table one.]
Phoebe: Joey.
Rachel: Joey?!
Joey: (happily) What do you need?
Joey: Sounds great! Okay all right, well where does this go? (The lamp hes holding.)
Rachel: Come on, Joey, I did it and it was fine.
Joey: Hey Monica!
Joey: Whoa-whoa, whats the matter?! Talk to the captain!
Joey: Maybe thats the problem.
Joey: Well, you know Chandler.
Joey: Maybe you changed?
Joey: This is for my boat, pretty cool huh?
Joey: There are?
Joey: Hey, but at least you got that cool, pregnant lady glow.
Joey: Thats so sweet. (pause) Im gonna get some coffee. (gets up and leaves)
Joey: Chandler loves marriage!!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list. Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings.]
Joey: You got that from what I said?!
Joey: Okay. Yeah. (She leaves and he goes to pick up a box marked books, but decides to take the box marked pillows instead.) Yeah, Ill grab this one. (He follows her upstairs.)
A Tourist: (To Joey) Would you mind doing a picture with us?
Rachel: Phoebe?! Wait abut-but she just, she said that Joey was her backup.
Rachel: Ross! I just had a conversation with her, and she said that she and Joey made a deal!
Joey: Richard told Monica he wants to marry her!
Joey: Where the hell have you been?!
Joey: I know!
Joey: Yeah!
Joey: I know! They suck!!
Joey: Okay.
Joey: It wasnt my ring! It fell out of Rosss jacket! And when I knelt down to pick it up Rachel thought I was proposing!
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Joey: No we werent!
Joey: Pick me!!
Gunther: (handing Joey the bill) Here you go.
Joey: Okay thats fair.
Joey: Yeah.
Rachel: (reading) Joey! (Pause) We should just switch.
Rachel: Yes, okay, oh, by the way, I just gotta say, I think it's really nice of you that even after you've moved, you still keep storing that stuff for Joey!
Joey: Uhh, Chandler's not here.
Joey: Are you bachelors?
Joey: Well, right after I did that sex study down at NYU. (to Chandler) Hey, Remember that sweater I gave you for your birthday?
Woman: (the same one from before approaches) Hi Joey.
Joey: Yeah, youre great! Okay, lets take it from
Joey: Okay, all right, whew! What do you say we all clear out of here and let these two lovebirds get back down to business? (Ross turns and glares at him.) Hey-hey-hey, I-I-I'm just talking here, he-he's the one doing your sister.
Joey: (quietly) Ive got Ben.
Joey: Like you wouldnt believe. (they go into the apartment) Wow! This is a great place.
Joey: Dude!
Joey: Woo-hoo!!
Joey: Shes gone.
Joey: I am so sorry man.
Joey: Yeah!
Joey: North route!
Joey: That's it? You're-you're gonna let me do this?! This-this is my career we're talking about here!
Carol: Joey, Ross is gonna be here any second, would you mind watching Ben for me while I use the ladies' room?
MONICA: Joey that is horriable.
Joey: Ohh, you're upset because you think I chose Ross over you! No! I knew you could take care of yourself. Y'know, I mean Ross, he need help. He's not street like us!
Joey: I was afraid of that.
Joey: You guys dont think I look 19?
JOEY: Not like him, per-se, just not un-like him.
Joey: He's right, enough, already. What is the big deal about today? So you slept with her for the first time, so what? You slept with her for seven years after that.
(Sarah picks up some fries from Joey’s plate and Joey looks very angry. Then we’re back to Central Perk and Joey does a you-see-what-I-mean look to Phoebe)
Rachel: Wh So If neither of you are married by the time youre 40, youre gonna marry Joey.
Joey: Sup? Sup dude?
Chandler: Look, Joey, Kathy is clearly not fulfilling your emotional needs. But Casey, I mean granted I only saw the back of her head, but I got this sense that shes-shes smart, and funny, and gets you.
Joey: Come on man, really how old?!
Joey: Yeah!
Joey: Yeah! Once.
Joey: When? Today? Some, not a lot.
Joey: Yeah! Yeah, Ive been trying to find ya to tell to stop messing with her and maybe I would have if these (lifts a leg) damn boat shoes wouldnt keep flying off!
CHANDLER: You got a Cheeto on your face man.[Joey removes the Cheeto and eats it]
Joey: What?
Joey: Seriously?
Joey: Really?
Joey: I know! I mean its not like we werent cool about it.
Joey: (gasps) Im 30!
Joey: Okay. (he gets in the unit and closes the door) See?! I told ya!
Joey: You guys kissed! Oh mythis is huge!
Rachel: Okay, it's missing something. Ooh, I know! Umm, okay. (Goes and grabs a bag, that looks like a purse, and shows it to Joey.)
Rachel: Joey, you are not! Youre 31.
Joey: (realizes) Aww crap!
[Time lapse, Phoebe is playing the guitar for Joey.]
Joey: Wouldnt she?
Charlie: Joey is a great guy, but we're just... so different! I mean, during your speech he kept laughing at homo erectus!
Joey: Yeah, we haven't dropped it in (Looks to Ross.)
Joey: Yeah! If you wanna sing at their wedding, well you sing at their wedding!
Joey: They break your heart, dont they?
Joey: What?! Whats wrong with my eyes.
Joey: You got pregnant for funny?! Dina if hes funny laugh! All right, Ill be back in a little while! You stay here!