words in movies
Joey: (talking to a pineapple in his hand) God, you're beautiful...why are we fighting this?You know you want it to happen as much as I do.
Joey: I want you.I need you.Let me make love to you.
Joey: Oh, ehm...I'm...I'm rehearsing my lines.They gave me a big romantic story on Days Of Our Lives. It's the first time my character's got one. I'm so nervous, you know, I really want it to be good!
Joey: Yeah, that was a disappointment...(pause) Oh, hey!D'you want to come down to the set and tell me if I'm doing ok?
Joey: Yeah!Hey, you just have to promise not to get yourself thrown out again.
Joey: Right!(he starts to ape her)"Oh my God, is this the men's room? Oh, I feel so foolish, have you always known you wanted to be an actor?" (he inclines his head as if to look at a man's private parts)
Rachel: Hey Joey, is this the bed where Olivia lost her virginity?
Joey: I don't know, but one of the extras sure did! (pause) Hey, listen Rach. Thanks again for coming down to watch my scenes!
Joey: Also so gay!
Joey: Well, at the Christmas party him and Santa did some definitely gay stuff!
Director: Joey, Joey! We're ready for you!
Joey: Oh, wish me luck!
Joey: Rach, I gotta say...if you weren't here wondering if these guys were gay I don't know if I could do this!
(the scene starts.Joey enters and there's a girl wearing a wedding dress near a bed)
Joey/Drake: Stopping you from marrying the wrong man and making the biggest mistake of your life.
Joey/Drake: You don't love him!
Joey/Drake: I know what I felt that night when we kissed under the bridge.
Joey/Drake: Oh, what about this one.
Joey/Drake: Fine. I'll go. But let me ask you one question...
Joey/Drake: Can you really live the rest of your life never knowing what we could have been?
Joey/Drake: Yes, you do.Yes...you do. I'm the one who doesn't have a choice because I...because I can't stop loving you.
Joey/Drake: Tell me to stop, just...tell me to stop. (he's about to kiss her)
Joey: Hey!
Rachel: Joey, I gotta tell ya, I've been thinking all day about that scene you did, I mean, you were amazing!
Joey: Oh, you know, the writing was good, and the director is good, and... and my co-star's good but they're not as good as me!
Joey: Ow, I'm just going over the script now! You wanna read lines with me?
Joey: Oh, all right, I can ask Monica.
Joey: Right... (pause) ok, so just from the top of the page, right here.
Joey/Drake: I can't believe you married him.
Joey/Drake: So what about us? Everything we feel for each other.
Joey/Drake: How can I? Knowing I'll never hold you in my arms again, or touch your skin, or feel your lips, knowing I'll never make love to you? How can I accept that... I can never kiss you again when it's all I can do not to kiss you right now.
Joey: What?
Joey: Ah, Rach, it doesn't say that!
Joey: but, but..
Rachel: Ok, well this is like that...in no way. I had a...I had a dream last night that I wanted to kiss Joey.
Monica: I don't know. I mean, you saw him do a love scene, so maybe you don't have a thing for Joey, maybe you have a thing for Drake.
Rachel: Ah! Well it was Joey reading Drake's lines in the dream...
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Rachel walks in]
Joey: Hey!
Rachel: Joey, do you have peanut butter on the back of your head?
Joey: (Touches the back of his head and licks his fingers) Oh man! I thought I got it all!
Joey: I was making a peanut butter smoothy, right?
Joey: And I couldn't find this little plastic thing (holds up plastic thing) that goes on top of the blender...and I thought...well... how important can that be, right...? Turns out very!
Joey: What?
Joey: Oh...I don't think it's going very well...
Joey: Well, I'm feeling really insecure about the one we are shooting tomorrow...
Rachel: Joey, is this that thing that you do when you say you're bad so I'll give you a compliment?
Joey: A little. Yeah no, I really am worried, you know, I mean I have to make it convincing that I'm in love with Olivia.
Joey: So...I've never played that!
Joey: Uh...well...just once...with you...
Joey: (looks at her for a moment) What the hell are you talking about??
Joey: (approvingly) Oh! ok, yeah, I think I can do that. Yeah ok, there's this party scene coming up.. and Olivia and her husband are there and all Drake wants to do is grab her and kiss her, but he can't... And that makes me think about all those times when I wanted to grab you and kiss you, but you didn't know so I would just pretend everything was cool, but really, it was killing me.
Rachel: (looks touched) Joey, you never..you never talked about that before...
Joey: Well.. hey, you know what else I could use? There's a scene where Drake sneaks into Olivia's bedroom, and she doesn't know he's there - which never happened with us! And he knows he shouldn't be there, but he just wants to look at her... you know? (In a romantic voice) And I remember all those mornings before you even put on your make-up, when I would think to myself, my God, she...is... beautiful... (Rachel looks very moved) and it hurts so much, cuz I knew I could never tell you (pauses, while looking at her with sentiment) but it was worth it just to be there looking at you.
(Joey and Rachel continue to look at each other in silence for a while)
Joey: (excited) Thanks dude!!!This is GREAT!! (leaves Rachel very touched on the couch and goes into his room)
Joey: That guys still doing that?!
Joey: We didnt ruin it!
Joey: What?! Noooo (Phoebe gasps.)
[Scene: The Charity Event, Rachel and Phoebe are sitting at the table as Joey approaches.]
Joey: Hey!
Joey: Well, what am I gonna do Rach?! I dont have that kind of money!
Joey: (laughs) Yeah, Big Brother.
Joey: They have a kid together, y'know. Theyre like, theyre like a family, and if, I dont know, theres chance they could make that work, I know I wouldnt want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. Are you okay? Do you wanna ah, come poke a nude guy?
(Theres a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Wayne.)
Joey: Okay. Yeah. Listen would you uh, would you like to have dinner with me tonight?
Joey: Hey uh, have you guys scene Chandler?
[Scene: The Charity Event, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting at their table.]
Joey: Oh.
[Cut to Joey and Rachel approaching table one.]
Phoebe: Joey.
Rachel: Joey?!
Joey: (happily) What do you need?
Joey: Sounds great! Okay all right, well where does this go? (The lamp hes holding.)
Rachel: Come on, Joey, I did it and it was fine.
Joey: Hey Monica!
Joey: Whoa-whoa, whats the matter?! Talk to the captain!
Joey: Maybe thats the problem.
Joey: Well, you know Chandler.
Joey: Maybe you changed?
Joey: This is for my boat, pretty cool huh?
Joey: There are?
Joey: Hey, but at least you got that cool, pregnant lady glow.
Joey: Thats so sweet. (pause) Im gonna get some coffee. (gets up and leaves)
Joey: Chandler loves marriage!!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Ross is still doing his list. Rachel and Joey are feeding the dog as the phone rings.]
Joey: You got that from what I said?!
Joey: Okay. Yeah. (She leaves and he goes to pick up a box marked books, but decides to take the box marked pillows instead.) Yeah, Ill grab this one. (He follows her upstairs.)
A Tourist: (To Joey) Would you mind doing a picture with us?
Rachel: Phoebe?! Wait abut-but she just, she said that Joey was her backup.
Rachel: Ross! I just had a conversation with her, and she said that she and Joey made a deal!
Joey: Richard told Monica he wants to marry her!
Joey: Where the hell have you been?!
Joey: I know!
Joey: Yeah!
Joey: I know! They suck!!
Joey: Okay.
Joey: It wasnt my ring! It fell out of Rosss jacket! And when I knelt down to pick it up Rachel thought I was proposing!
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Joey: No we werent!
Joey: Pick me!!
Gunther: (handing Joey the bill) Here you go.
Joey: Okay thats fair.
Joey: Yeah.
Rachel: (reading) Joey! (Pause) We should just switch.
Rachel: Yes, okay, oh, by the way, I just gotta say, I think it's really nice of you that even after you've moved, you still keep storing that stuff for Joey!
Joey: Uhh, Chandler's not here.
Joey: Are you bachelors?
Joey: Well, right after I did that sex study down at NYU. (to Chandler) Hey, Remember that sweater I gave you for your birthday?
Woman: (the same one from before approaches) Hi Joey.
Joey: Yeah, youre great! Okay, lets take it from
Joey: Okay, all right, whew! What do you say we all clear out of here and let these two lovebirds get back down to business? (Ross turns and glares at him.) Hey-hey-hey, I-I-I'm just talking here, he-he's the one doing your sister.
Joey: (quietly) Ive got Ben.
Joey: Like you wouldnt believe. (they go into the apartment) Wow! This is a great place.
Joey: Dude!
Joey: Woo-hoo!!
Joey: Shes gone.
Joey: I am so sorry man.
Joey: Yeah!
Joey: North route!
Joey: That's it? You're-you're gonna let me do this?! This-this is my career we're talking about here!
Carol: Joey, Ross is gonna be here any second, would you mind watching Ben for me while I use the ladies' room?
MONICA: Joey that is horriable.
Joey: Ohh, you're upset because you think I chose Ross over you! No! I knew you could take care of yourself. Y'know, I mean Ross, he need help. He's not street like us!
Joey: I was afraid of that.
Joey: You guys dont think I look 19?
JOEY: Not like him, per-se, just not un-like him.
Joey: He's right, enough, already. What is the big deal about today? So you slept with her for the first time, so what? You slept with her for seven years after that.
(Sarah picks up some fries from Joey’s plate and Joey looks very angry. Then we’re back to Central Perk and Joey does a you-see-what-I-mean look to Phoebe)
Rachel: Wh So If neither of you are married by the time youre 40, youre gonna marry Joey.
Joey: Sup? Sup dude?
Chandler: Look, Joey, Kathy is clearly not fulfilling your emotional needs. But Casey, I mean granted I only saw the back of her head, but I got this sense that shes-shes smart, and funny, and gets you.
Joey: Come on man, really how old?!
Joey: Yeah!
Joey: Yeah! Once.
Joey: When? Today? Some, not a lot.
Joey: Yeah! Yeah, Ive been trying to find ya to tell to stop messing with her and maybe I would have if these (lifts a leg) damn boat shoes wouldnt keep flying off!
CHANDLER: You got a Cheeto on your face man.[Joey removes the Cheeto and eats it]
Joey: What?
Joey: Seriously?
Joey: Really?
Joey: I know! I mean its not like we werent cool about it.
Joey: (gasps) Im 30!
Joey: Okay. (he gets in the unit and closes the door) See?! I told ya!
Joey: You guys kissed! Oh mythis is huge!
Rachel: Okay, it's missing something. Ooh, I know! Umm, okay. (Goes and grabs a bag, that looks like a purse, and shows it to Joey.)
Rachel: Joey, you are not! Youre 31.
Joey: (realizes) Aww crap!
[Time lapse, Phoebe is playing the guitar for Joey.]
Joey: Wouldnt she?
Charlie: Joey is a great guy, but we're just... so different! I mean, during your speech he kept laughing at homo erectus!
Joey: Yeah, we haven't dropped it in (Looks to Ross.)
Joey: Yeah! If you wanna sing at their wedding, well you sing at their wedding!
Joey: They break your heart, dont they?
Joey: What?! Whats wrong with my eyes.
Joey: You got pregnant for funny?! Dina if hes funny laugh! All right, Ill be back in a little while! You stay here!