words in movies
Joey: (leaving Central Perk and seeing Monica laying on top of Rachel who is moaning in pain.) Oh my.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is watching Quincy M.E. as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom.]
Joey: Hey. Y'know with that goatee you kinda look like Satan.
Chandler: Oh, so thats why the priest threw holy water on me. (theres no reaction from Joey) Okay, listen, you have to cheer up! Okay? You should come out with Ross and me, I mean anything is better than sitting around here crying all day about Kate.
Joey: Hey I was crying because, because nobody believed Quincys theory. Okay?
Joey: Saw a girl with that vest.
Anchorwoman: (on TV) While most of us think of chocolate bunnies and baskets as traditional Easter gifts. Some people insist on giving live chicks as presents. (Joey is intrigued by the idea) Unfortunately, the sad fact remains that most of these little guys wont live to see the fourth of July. (Joey starts to call a place to buy a little baby chick) Because of as a result of improper care, they will be dead.
Joey: (on phone) Yeah, hi. You guys got any of those baby chicks? Cause I was watching this ah, commercial on TV and man, those guys are cute!
Joey: (entering carrying a box) Hey!!
Joey: I got you something! Open it! Open it!
Joey: Its cute, huh?
Joey: Oh, well no problem there. (He picks up the chick, hugs it really tight, and talks to it like its a little baby.)
Chandler: Okay, but this is the last time. (singing) With a chick-chick here, and a chick-chick there. Here a chick, there a chick, everywhere a chick-chick-(Joey enters)-chickeeeen.
Joey: Hey.
Joey: Hows she doing?
Joey: Well yeah, dont-dont you think its a she?
Joey: Well, anyway, I got to go change, Im ah, meeting some of the cast for drinks.
Joey: What?
Joey: Hey! Who was up from 2 oclock this morning until 5 oclock this morning trying to get her back to sleep?
Joey: Ohhh, here it comes.
Joey: Hey!! I need to relax! Okay? I was working all day!
Joey: Thats not what I said. Okay, I just meant...
Joey: I dont know, maybe we werent ready to have a chick.
Joey: Do you think well get our three bucks back?
Joey: Well, the brown one brings out your eyes, but your butt looks great in the blue one.
Ross: Really? (Joey gives him a Like I would know look)
Monica: Does it have to do with Joey?
Monica: Okay, so it doesnt involve Ross or Rachel or Chandler or Joey. But, what about Pete?
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Joey: (sees hes watching Baywatch) Ohhh. (sees he still has the chick) Ahh! What are you doing?! I thought you were gonna take her back to the store today.
(Joey wants to know, but Chandler doesnt want to discuss it by the chick, so he and Joey move over to the windows and away from the chick.)
Joey: Okay, good, good, good, cause, good, cause I was kinda having second thoughts too.
Joey: Thats horrible! Well, you did the right thing man.
(He hear a duck start quacking, and see it waddle into the living room from the bathroom. Joey wants to know whats with the duck.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joeys Bathroom: Chandler is watching the duck swim in the bathtub.]
Joey: What cha doing?
Joey: What about the chick?
Joey: Are you sure?
Joey: Sure.
Joey: (stopping him) Wait. Give him a minute.
(Joey picks up and turns on a hair dryer.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering.]
Joey: Why?
Joey: (entering the bathroom) What are you guys doing in here?
Joey: (from outside the bathroom) Hello?
Phoebe: Hi, Bubbles. Manly. Well, I just thought I would drop by and let you know how it went with Joey.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is still writing in her book, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen as Joey enters.]
Joey nods: Yeah.
Joey: (thinking) I love you.
(Chandler runs around behind Ross, who pitches him the ball. Chandler runs upfield, and Joey knocks the ball out of his hands.)
Joey: Terrified. (But for a totally different reason.)
Joey: (slowly turning and glaring at her) Shes not even cold yet!
Joey: Oh, I love you too.
Rachel: Oh Joey, Im so happy things worked out for us that were having this baby together. I love you so much.
Joey: What? Whats going on?
Joey: Really?!
Joey: Oh my, oh my God!
Joey: Oh thats amazing. (Drops the sheet.)
Rachel: (bursts into the room) Joey! Joey!
(Joey starts to get up but stops.)
Joey: I cant look at you right now! (Exits and slams the door behind him.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters.]
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Youre not gonna use the pay phone to call work, are ya?
Joey: I know! I know! Come on, please-please you guys, dont-dont be mad. Im sure she just, she just said that stuff because she was nervous and you guys are like my best friends! Yknow? And it was our first date! Plus, shes really sick!
Joey: Hey Ross! The babys kicking!
Rachel: Last night! I just felt it and I went into Joeys room and he was sleeping
(Joey and Ross enter causing Chandler to quickly hide the brochure behind his back.)
Joey: Why not?
Joey: I dont know. Ooh, I bet its Richard.
Joey: Oh hey whoa-whoa, dont worry. Okay. When my sisters were pregnant they got every weird feeling in the book, it was always nothing.
Joey: Yeah. Yeah, that thats exactly it. Youre right. Yeah.
Joey: Hey! So?
Joey: Maybe. So this is the living room huh? Ooh, it's pretty dark. (starts feeling around him like he's in a completely dark room, touching Chandler, who backs out and hits him)
Joey: Okay. (Reading.) "It's a typical New York City apartment. Two guys are hanging out." Ross (Points to him.)
Joey: So but everything is normal.
Joey: You sure?!
(Joey and Rachel reach the landing just as Chandler closes the door.)
Joey: Calm?! I wasnt calm! Ive never been more scared in all my life!
Joey: Well what do I know?! Im not a doctor!
Joey: (seeing Ross) Oh hey-hey!
Ross: Hi. (They shake hands.) Its nice to meet you. I used to have a friend named Joey. I dont anymore.
Joey: Okay. Now youre gonna want to have sex with me when you hear it, but you have to remember it is just the story.
[Scene: Joeys in the front entrance watching for Rachel. The bridesmaid he met at the rehearsal dinner come in.)
Joey: Hey uh, whats with the candy?
Joey: Sure. "Monica."
[Scene: Joey and Janines, continued from earlier.]
Joey: Then why do you throw like one?
Ross: (To Joey) So, thanks so much for bringing her to the hospital.
Joey: Yeah.
Joey: Oh, I just I feel terrible.
Joey: Whats going on?
Joey: I know. I know. And shes not only my friend; shes my pregnant friend! Shes my pregnant friend whos Ross ex!
Joey: Maybe you two should live together.
Joey: Uh, sit down. I wanna talk about our situation.
Joey: All right now, so? What do you think?
Ross: No! No its not. Joey, this is a smart idea.
Joey: No, Rach, I shouldve told you sooner. Its just that Man! That kid is going to town! (Joey makes his awkward exit.)
Joey: Well, I was due.
Chandler: No-no-no-no, no, its a good thing. Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why must we rush through life? Why cant we savor the precious moments? (to one of Joeys sisters) Those are some huge breasts you have.
JOEY: Hey, Monica, the knob was broken so I just turned it off from underneath, I hope that's alright.
Joey: Hey.
Phoebe: Joey, I just think youre getting worked up over nothing. This is probably just a crush.
Joey: Are you kidding me? Im great! Yeah, Im uh; Im better than great. I am good. And now that shes gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldnt do before. Yknow? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Yknow? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Yknow? I like being on my own, Im uh, better off this way. Im uh, a lone wolf. Yknow? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. Whats a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?! (Chandler rushes over and hugs him.)
Joey: Yeah, of course. I can control myself. (laughs uneasily and Sarah leaves the room)
Joey: Bye.
Joey: (notices something in the mail that Rachel brought in) Oh my God!
Joey: Oh, okay.
Gunther: (to Joey) You want anything?
Joey: Thanks. But maybe later.
Joey: All right, I'll give you this, Mr. Peanut is a better dresser. I mean he's got the monocle, he's got the top hat...
Joey: No, Im not sleeping with your friend Jane again.
[Scene: Joey and wait just Joeys. Joey is sitting at the counter eating a pizza.]
Joey: Thanks so much, Pheebs! (to the dog) We are going to have so much fun, yes we are! (the dog sticks his head between Joeys legs) Oh! Not that kind of fun.
Joey: Hi.
(The dog returns with a ball that looks exactly like the same one Joey has.)
Joey: (looking at the ball the dog brought back) Did I just throw this?
Joey: (holding a plate of what looks like Rice Crispies Treats) I know, here-here!! (Hands her the plate.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters.]
(Joey enters from behind a curtain. The others all talk at once.)
Joey: Ross! Ross! If youre going to the airport, could you pick me up another one of those Toblerone bars? (Chandler nods his head no.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Rachel, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are there waiting for Chandler's cyberchick to arrive]
Ross: Yeah, Im missing out on all this other stuff, too. So, Joey suggested Rachel move in with me.
Joey: Maybe she wants you to learn something. Huh? Now is there anything youre really bad at yknow, sexually?
Joey: Hey.
Joey: No.
Joey: Monica. Oh huh, I always thought it would be Rachel.
Joey: Nothing. We just talked about stuff.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are reading a book about things to do whilst in London.]
Joey: Rachel stuff.
(Joey follows Phoebe into the kitchen)
Joey: Hes breathing!
Joey: Yeah, sure. Go ahead. (pause) Oh, me, right!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is telling Chandler about Kate.]
Joey: Ooh! Ah! Okay! (Quickly drags the crib outside.)
(Joey goes to get coffee and Rachel exits as the camera pans to Phoebe and Ross on the couch.)
Joey: Wow! Can I get a copy of that?
Joey: Thank you. Wait-wait-wait-wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blockin' me. There I am, there I am, there I am, there I am, there I am
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is talking. It looks like when Rachel and Monica lived in this apartment.]
Joey: (to the director) Hiya!
[Scene: Silvercup Studios, Joey and Rachel are there to give Jessica her award.]
Joey: Oh, man, Im sorry. Why?