words in movies
Joey: (leaving Central Perk and seeing Monica laying on top of Rachel who is moaning in pain.) Oh my.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is watching Quincy M.E. as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom.]
Joey: Hey. Y'know with that goatee you kinda look like Satan.
Chandler: Oh, so thats why the priest threw holy water on me. (theres no reaction from Joey) Okay, listen, you have to cheer up! Okay? You should come out with Ross and me, I mean anything is better than sitting around here crying all day about Kate.
Joey: Hey I was crying because, because nobody believed Quincys theory. Okay?
Joey: Saw a girl with that vest.
Anchorwoman: (on TV) While most of us think of chocolate bunnies and baskets as traditional Easter gifts. Some people insist on giving live chicks as presents. (Joey is intrigued by the idea) Unfortunately, the sad fact remains that most of these little guys wont live to see the fourth of July. (Joey starts to call a place to buy a little baby chick) Because of as a result of improper care, they will be dead.
Joey: (on phone) Yeah, hi. You guys got any of those baby chicks? Cause I was watching this ah, commercial on TV and man, those guys are cute!
Joey: (entering carrying a box) Hey!!
Joey: I got you something! Open it! Open it!
Joey: Its cute, huh?
Joey: Oh, well no problem there. (He picks up the chick, hugs it really tight, and talks to it like its a little baby.)
Chandler: Okay, but this is the last time. (singing) With a chick-chick here, and a chick-chick there. Here a chick, there a chick, everywhere a chick-chick-(Joey enters)-chickeeeen.
Joey: Hey.
Joey: Hows she doing?
Joey: Well yeah, dont-dont you think its a she?
Joey: Well, anyway, I got to go change, Im ah, meeting some of the cast for drinks.
Joey: What?
Joey: Hey! Who was up from 2 oclock this morning until 5 oclock this morning trying to get her back to sleep?
Joey: Ohhh, here it comes.
Joey: Hey!! I need to relax! Okay? I was working all day!
Joey: Thats not what I said. Okay, I just meant...
Joey: I dont know, maybe we werent ready to have a chick.
Joey: Do you think well get our three bucks back?
Joey: Well, the brown one brings out your eyes, but your butt looks great in the blue one.
Ross: Really? (Joey gives him a Like I would know look)
Monica: Does it have to do with Joey?
Monica: Okay, so it doesnt involve Ross or Rachel or Chandler or Joey. But, what about Pete?
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Joey: (sees hes watching Baywatch) Ohhh. (sees he still has the chick) Ahh! What are you doing?! I thought you were gonna take her back to the store today.
(Joey wants to know, but Chandler doesnt want to discuss it by the chick, so he and Joey move over to the windows and away from the chick.)
Joey: Okay, good, good, good, cause, good, cause I was kinda having second thoughts too.
Joey: Thats horrible! Well, you did the right thing man.
(He hear a duck start quacking, and see it waddle into the living room from the bathroom. Joey wants to know whats with the duck.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joeys Bathroom: Chandler is watching the duck swim in the bathtub.]
Joey: What cha doing?
Joey: What about the chick?
Joey: Are you sure?
Joey: Sure.
Joey: (stopping him) Wait. Give him a minute.
(Joey picks up and turns on a hair dryer.)
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Joey and Rachel enter the room]
Joey: What’s the matter?
Joey: Yeah.
Joey and Rachel: Okay
(Joey and Rachel start kissing)
Chandler: Because thats where Joey gave me some stuff to store that Ive never seen before in my life! Okay, that did not just happen! (He does a weird clicky motion with his fingers, that kinda hard to describe.)
Joey: Ok.
Joey: Hey what do you say, we move this onto the likes of the couch?
Joey: I don’t get it, Chandler loved it!
Joey: ...No... (he just can't seem to grasp it)
Joey: This thing welded shut?!
Joey: I'll do it!! It'll get the casserole stink off of mine.
Rachel and Joey: Okay.
Joey: Ok, yeah, got it.
Joey: Ok. Well, how, how can we make it easier?
[scene: Joey’s apartment. Joey and Rachel are sitting on the couch]
Chandler: All right!! (Gets out and Joey speeds away.) Wait! Wait, there's no sidewalk! Yeah, I'm gonna die here.
Joey: Sorry!
Joey: Then I blame you! Yeah! That's right! You threw me off with all your slapping!
Rachel: Ok well, well I'm really, I'm sorry about that Joey, but do you think that maybe on some level, you don't want to take off my bra?
Joey: (a little giddy) Uh, was that good for you?
Chandler: How was your date with Joey?
Joey: Oh, let me get this. (He takes out his wallet, but the panties come with it. The woman and waitress are shocked.) (Realizing) (To the woman) These are for you.
[Scene: A Department Store, Joey is selling men's cologne.]
Joey: Hey Chandler can I talk to you for a second (points to the hall).
(Joey walks in)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment.]
Monica: You wanna fool around with Joey?
Joey: Yes ma'am, ready to Power through!
Rachel: Well then Joey, what the hell were you doing with an engagement ring?!
Joey: (To Rachel) Hey!
Joey: Oh! yeah!
Joey: uh uh!
[Scene: Joey in his hotel in room in Barbados]
Joey: Ok, you're scaring me a little bit.
Joey: Uh! (When she's done she throws her bra at him)
Rachel: What? Oh my God! I'm so sorry. Joey? Are you ok?
Joey: Okay. Rachel and Phoebe are already there, okay? So they probably started without us. We could just slip in and no-one needs to know where we were! (he raises his hands and on his right one there's a Rangers foam finger)
Joey: I don't know.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's]
Joey: Well, I know what's the matter with me.
Joey: (stopping the waiter) Hey hey hey! Don't mind if I do!
(Rachel and Joey are still looking at Chandler, slowly letting his words get to them)
Joey: Yeah, was there a part of you that... felt like it was... really wrong?
Joey: Yeah, so we just keep trying and trying until we... do it.
Rachel: I know. Joey: I don't get it. I mean, I was so sure this was what I wanted.
Joey: So...
Joey: Yeah, me too.
Joey: I love ya.
Joey: And youll be topless?
Joey: come on, come on, search your brain all right. it was (thinks) a certain amount of time ago, I was here you were here, we had sex (starts pointing out the places) here, here, here NOT there. Anything?
Ross: (taping Joey with the cam) Hey, there is uncle Joey!
Ross: Ah, and where is Joey?
Joey: Oh, yeah! How was I supposed to know?
Joey: Hey!
(Joey comes out from his room, yawning)
Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party.
Joey: Whoa! Hey! Whoa!! Hold up! Are you serious?! So like 3% of the time they dont even work?! Huh? They should put that on the box!
Joey: Um, my present!
Joey: But equally real!
Joey: (throws down a small wad of money, and as his hand twin starts to unfold it, Joey once again brings attention to their special gift to the world. {Y'know, looking at it now, they really don't have that similar of hands. Joey's are bigger.}) Ooh-ho-ho! (The dealer stares at him and he stops.)
Phoebe: (to Joey) Are you gonna be embarrassed going up there having nothing prepared?
Joey: Hey, I think Emma might like it!
Rachel: So, Joey, what are you gonna do for us?
Joey: I will be doing a dramatic reading of one of Emma’s books.
Joey: You do attract some stinkers.
Joey: (says hi to his grandma) Look! Oh! (Pointing out the window.) Is that the Pope?! (Chandler and his grandma turn to look and Joey slips a tape into the VCR.)
Chandler: Pheebs, if she could come back as a couch, wed really appreciate it. (Joey nods in agreement)
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe and Joey are there. Phoebe's cell phone rings.]
Joey: I'm so confused!
Joey: I'd love to! Yeah! Joey: (To Phoebe) We were supposed to bring presents?
Monica: I think he deserves a Nobel Prize. (Joey starts to nod Yes.)
(Joey returns with a piece of pizza as Chandler and Phoebe exit.)
Phoebe: Hey!! Get your ass back here, Tribbiani!! (Joey walks back in, scared.)
Ross: Joey! You're in charge, ok? You make sure nobody leaves! (leaves)
Joey: Well, that one did not have Emma's face on it.
Joey: Hey, hey, hey, hey! I'm not gonna mess with Jack, he's a great man, he fought for our country.
Joey: No.
Joey: Nighty-night!
Chandler: (Yelling) What are you doing? Get the hell out of here! (Phoebe and Joey come out looking shocked)
Joey: Bye, bye.
Phoebe: Joey? How could you just let them leave?
Joey: Ok! (Opens the door for them)
Joey: What? You never said anything about an audition!
(The phone rings, Joey picks up)
(They run to the bedroom and close the door carefully just as Joey enters.)
Joey: Hello?
Joey: Oh! I forgot you used to live here!
Joey: Hey! (smiles)
Estelle: (on the other side of the line) Joey! It's Estelle!
Joey: (smile fades) What audition?
Joey: Right.
Joey: Ok, ladies and gentlemen, wind your toys! (they do so)
Joey: Hey, if you need a tour guide... (point to himself)
Joey: (bewildered) Oh! Oh, well! At least we're both having fun!
Joey: Okay, Monica picks ten, I call nine! Anyone else?
Joey: (sarcastic) Whoaa!! You cuddled? How many times??
Joey: Come on robot!
Joey: Way to go robot!
(Joey and Phoebe leave for the door)