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Transcribers Note: This is stuff we never saw from all of the seasons, so for all of the scene settings I will be using the current arrangements. Even though some of the out takes take place when Chandler was living with Joey and Rachel was living with Monica, when Joey and Chandler were living in Monica and Rachels, and the current arrangements.
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is talking. It looks like when Rachel and Monica lived in this apartment.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Joey is talking to Monica and Chandler.]
Joey: Ha-ha. LookCome on, I dont know what to do or say. (He laughs.)
Joey: Ha-ha, very funny. I dont know what to do! Yknow? Holy crud!
Joey: Ha-ha-ha, very funny. Look, I dont know what to do! (Long pause, as everyone cracks up.)
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe is speaking Italian to Joeys grandmother. Im spelling phonetically.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Joey is giving Chandler the bracelet from season 2.]
Joey: Hey and, this is a little extra something for yknow, always being there for me.
(Suddenly theres a noise off stage and the camera on Joey swings around.)
Matthew: Hey Joey! The camera hit our wall!
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are living here and Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle when Rachel opens the door causing the door knob to hit his hand.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, with the giant entertainment center Joey is exiting from his room.]
Joey: Oh yeah? Then how come I keep(He notices that the marker board they use has been left on the entertainment center and holds up his discovery.)
[Cut to Central Perk, to the theme from The Dick Van Dyke show Joey runs into Central Perk carrying a stack of Soap Opera Digests and falls on the step. He does bounce right back up making it all that much funnier.]
[Cut to Central Perk, same as before Joey is entering.]
Joey: Pheebs! (He looks down as he goes down the step to make sure he didnt fall again.) Check it out! (He starts laughing when he realized what he did.)
Joey: Pheebs! Check it out! Check it out! Check it out! Check it out! (Hands her one.)
(As shes saying that Joey is to pull out a chair and sit down, only Matthew comes running in from off camera and dives for the same chair.)
[Cut to Monicas restaurant kitchen, its the episode where Joey is working as a waiter at Monicas restaurant. Joey is patting her breast from when she set it on fire.]
Joey: Oh! Ooh-ooh!
Joey: Youre still a tiny bit on fire there.
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, its actually Joey and Rachels. Phoebe is trying to convince Rachel to switch with her and live with Monica as Joey looks on.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Ross is eating breakfast with Joey and Monica. Joey is walking towards Ross.]
Joey: Mornin
(Joey hugs Rosss neck and has a look of complete contentment on his face which, after a short while, causes David and Matt to start laughing.)
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Monica is throwing a party. Joey is talking to Ross about the bad audition he just had while pouring booze onto a snow cone.]
Joey: I mean what kind of an actor, what kind of an actor cant even say, "Hmm, noodle soup?"
Joey: (cracking up) Nope, you lost me.
[Reset, Joey is about to pour more booze on.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the brides maid test.]
Joey: Okay, the next situation is for Rachel. The wedding is about to start you walk into the back room and you find Monica taking a nap with Ross. (Ross lies on the floor.) Ill be Monica. Go! (He jumps down and cuddles up with Ross.)
Joey: (Pause) Sorry. (Raises his hand in shame.)
Joey: I dont know, but it smells good. (He gets up and heads for the door only to stop short and start laughing.)
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Ross is living with Chandler and Joey. Joey and Ross have built a fort out of boxes, Chandler enters and they stand up slowly.]
(Ross and Joey both reach down and pull up their pants.)
Joey: Nothin.
[Cut to Monica and Ross leaving Joey and Chandlers hotel room in London. As they exit Joey and Chandler enter from the bathroom with both of their pants down around their ankles.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, is the one where Rachel screwed up the desert and Ross and Joey are trying to enjoy it.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the gang is watching Joeys debut on Days.]
Joey: Oh yeah, and shes really nice too! She taught me about yknow, how to work with the cameras and smell-the-fart acting.
Monica: Joey?
Ross: (To Chandler) All right! All right! All right! (To Joey) We are fixing it.
[Cut to Rosss second wedding reception, Joey has just told him the band is ready with Rachel looking on.]
[Cut to Monicas work kitchen, shes on fire again and Joey is putting her out.]
Joey: Youre still a tiny bit on fire there!
Joey: (Looking around) Uhh do you happen to have a hot girl in there?
The Waiter: (To Joey) And for you sir?
The Waiter: Actually were out of the lobster ravioli. (Putting Joeys menu under his arm.)
Joey: Ohh, then no. Maybe I should hear those specials again.
Joey: Whats the rush? What?
Joey: Wait! Terry! Please! Look, I just lost my other job. Okay? You have no idea how much I need this. Please, help me out, for old times sake.
Joey: Whoa-whoa, what is it?
Phoebe: God Joey, this is taking forever!
Joey: Fine!
Joey: Fine!
Joey: (to the waiter) What are you still doin here?! I told you, lobster ravioli!
Joey: (laughing sarcastically) Ok, Rach!
Chandler: (To Monica) So you came to the room looking for Joey? Did you ever in-intend on telling me about this?
[Scene: The Set, the girl is still dancing with Joey.]
Chandler: Joey got meat sauce on the banister again! (He goes into the bathroom to wash his hands.)
Joey: Just casually slip it in, yknow lay the groundwork. Tell her uh, Im a lonerNo! An outlaw! Tell her she doesnt want to get mixed up with the likes of me.
Joey: Good night! (they give each other a kiss again, but this time it lasts longer)
Joey: All right. Hey, but it better make me look really, really good. (Starts for his room.) Oh, and another thing, the video camera? Nice!!
(She grabs her bag and leaves, Joey moves a little quicker to his apartment, leaving Monica and Chandler alone.)
Joey: How ya doin?
Joey: There was a seen in Footloose...
Joey: Anything I can do? Whatever you need.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters.]
Terry: Im sorry Joey thats thats the way it is.
Joey: (looking through his binoculars at a nearby building) Yknow what else makes you wonder?
Joey: (standing up) Yknow, theres two women dude.
Joey: Then why are you wearing Monicas jacket?
Rachel: Oh. (They leave, leaving just Joey and Ross.)
Joey: (whispering) Ross!
Ross: Joey!
Joey: Come here, check this out!
Ross: What? Is it the comet? (Runs over to where Joeys standing.)
Joey: (annoyed) I dont know! (Goes back to looking through the pipe.) (Pause) Yeah, I do.
Joey: Well.. hey, you know what else I could use? There's a scene where Drake sneaks into Olivia's bedroom, and she doesn't know he's there - which never happened with us! And he knows he shouldn't be there, but he just wants to look at her... you know? (In a romantic voice) And I remember all those mornings before you even put on your make-up, when I would think to myself, my God, she...is... beautiful... (Rachel looks very moved) and it hurts so much, cuz I knew I could never tell you (pauses, while looking at her with sentiment) but it was worth it just to be there looking at you.
Ross: (he catches the ball and pauses, staring at Joey in disbelief) Also an island.
Joey: (covering his ears and yelling) Oh no! No! No! (He starts banging on the door.)
Joey: Come on!
JOEY: [sings] It may not be a bed of roses.
Joey: (with his mouth full) Oh yeah, sorry about that. Mob mentality or whatever, I dont know (Grabs the note.)
Joey: (mocks him, in a whiney voice) look both ways before you cross the street. (Turns and walks headlong into the closed door.)
Joey: (jumping up and removing the bandages) Im back baby! Ha-ha-ha!
Joey: Yes! I will have the lobster ravioli.
Joey: No.
Joey: Well all right so, it looks like were even!
Rachel: Well yknow, we did other stuff too. (Joey and Chandler start to giggle.)
Joey: I can't believe I won.
CHANDLER: Oh no no no, she's a total wack job. Yeah, she thinks that Joey is actually Dr. Drake Remore.
[Scene: The fire escape, Joey and Ross are still trying to figure out how to get down.]
Joey: Yeah? Really? No ones home?
Joey: Man, Im starving! What the hell was I thinking at dinner?! "Do you want soup or salad?" Both! Always order both!
Ross: Well, Im gonna lie to you Joey, its a possibility.
JOEY: Well, see when you're acting you need to think about stuff like that. My character, Joseph the processor guy, has two little girls, Ashley and Brittany. Ashley copies everything Brittany does.
Joey: Yeah!
Joey: All right! Just hurry up!
Joey: Dont worry about that man, that happens.
Joey: Face to face, yeah!
Joey: I think face to face.
Joey: All right.
Joey: Hi.
Joey: (angrily) Yeah? Maybe we should talk about that for a little while!
Joey: Yknow, when we talked about face to face, I dont think we thought it all the way through.
(Ross continues south and his now wrapped around Joeys legs.)
Joey: Hey.
Joey: No. No. No.
Joey: (laughs) Why would you want to do that?
Joey: What are you doing?
Joey: No. Rosita does not move.
Joey: Thats true.
Rachel: Joey, Joey I am so sorry.
Mrs. Geller: (rubbing her temples) Thats alot of information to get in in thirty seconds! Alright Joey, if wanna leave, just leave. Rachel, no you werent supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, Im sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. (Phoebe makes a sad face.) Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you were in an important relationship is beyond me.
Joey: Apparently, theres like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and theres only this one robot and this one guy who controls it! I didnt know he could get me fired! What am I going to do?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Chandler is entering.]
Rachel: Ooh, this is soo sweet, Joey our little twinkle-toes.
Joey: (entering, dejectedly) Hey.
Joey: Yeah, they do! Quit being a baby and leave me alone! There, youve just had your first class!
Joey: Okay, but I dont see you asking any other paying customers to put on aprons.
Joey: Look Chandler, it was instinct! Okay? I just went for it!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Chandler has replaced Rosita with his chair.]
Joey: It is me! It's a musical version of Tale of Two Cities. So I think I'm gonna sing New York, New York, and ah, oh I left My Heart in San Francisco.
Joey: No I wont.
Joey: Because, I know what I like and what I dont like! Its not the same thing!
Joey: Does a good teacher say, "Put down the beer pinhead!?"
Joey: Uh, yeah, okay. Except I sorta felt like I needed a couple of seconds to get ready.
Joey: I dont know why you say that so soon.
Rachel: Joey, I really dont
Joey: No its not weird, its a miracle!
Joey: Oh, man! I wouldn't have had breakfast if I knew there was going to be corsages!
Joey: Someone like an angel?
Joey: Poor thing. Cut down in her prime.
Joey: Miracle!
Rachel: Its not a miracle Joey! Im sure theres some explanation.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Joey and Phoebe are there. There is a white crib decorated with balloons in the middle of the apartment. Also, there are boxes all over the apartment. Joey is working on something on the coffee table.]
(Ross pauses and looks at him, Joey motions for him to hurry up.)
Anchorwoman: (on TV) While most of us think of chocolate bunnies and baskets as traditional Easter gifts. Some people insist on giving live chicks as presents. (Joey is intrigued by the idea) Unfortunately, the sad fact remains that most of these little guys wont live to see the fourth of July. (Joey starts to call a place to buy a little baby chick) Because of as a result of improper care, they will be dead.
Phoebe: (shes strumming something) Yeah? (Joey nods yes.) Okay, I think Ill play it at the wedding.
[Scene: The Reception, Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned.]
Kristen: Joey!
Joey: No. Really?
[Scene: The Hallway, Phoebe comes up the stairs and hears drumming coming from Joey and Rachel's, so she enters smiling and then sees that Rachel, not Joey, is the one playing.]
Joey: Fine.