words in movies
Joey: Man, this is bad! And Ive had my share of bad reviews. I still remember my first good one though. (Quoting) "Everything else in this production of Our Town was simply terrible. Joey Tribbiani was abysmal."
Joey: Yeah! Yeah Monica! You listen to me, okay? And Im not just saying this because Im your friend, Im sayin it cause its the truth. Youre food is abysmal!
Joey: (entering) Hey uh Monica, I cant remember. Did we say we were gonna meet here or at the movies?
Joey: Okay, Ill see you there. (Starts to leave)
Monica: Joey! (He returns) Now that youre here
Joey: Sure, I can hang out til I have to meet ya. (To Chandler) What uhHow come youre not going?
Joey: I thought you already have a job.
Joey: Wow! How do you know how to do that?!
Monica: Hey Joey, come taste this.
Joey: What is it?
Joey: You cooked him?
[Scene: The New School, Monica, carrying her dish, and Joey are confronting the food critic.]
Joey: Either eat it, or be in it.
Joey: Thata girl! Huh? We should get out of here; theres a new class comin in.
[Scene: The Cooking Class, Joey is trying to cook as the teacher walks over to him.]
Joey: Hi.
Joey: When you say used, do you mean eat as a pre-cooking snack?
Joey: Cheese makes me thirsty.
Joey: All right.
(The teacher goes to Joeys station.)
The Cooking Teacher: Okay Joey, youre up next. (Tries one of his cookies.) This are good! This is amazing! You get an A!
Joey: I can an A? In-in school? (To Joey) Hey, Im a dork.
Monica: Joey! Im so proud of you!
Joey: Yeah!
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! I dont want to go. Im having fun.
Joey: Hey-hey-hey, if my friend says its time to go, its time to go. (Starts to leave, but comes back for his cookies.)
[Scene: The New School, Joey and Monica are walking down a hallway.]
Joey: Well I had a great time! Learned how to bake, ate great food, thats the first A Ive gotten since seventh grade, and I didnt have to sleep with the teacher this time.
Joey: What the hell!
(No one can and Monica looks at Joey expectantly.)
Joey: Yeah, this was a stupid idea. (Exits.)
Monica: (noticing the bag Joeys carrying) Oh great! Did you get a movie?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly.]
Monica: Oh hey Joey! We've been watching all day, when are you gonna be on TV?
Joey: Okay.
Joey: Hey Terry!
Terry: Hey-hey-hey Joey!
Joey: So! Stryker Remoray huh? When do you want me to start?
Joey: (dejected) Yeah okay. (To Chandler) Even though my tax dollars paid for this car.
Joey: I want this part so much! Yknow? If I dont get this part Im never gonna eat Macaroni and Cheese again!No, I didnt say that! Thats a lie.
Joey: (looking between the pages and him) Audition? I thought you were gonna offer me the part.
JOEY: Yeah, we set up a court in your room. Uh, you didn't really like that grey lamp, did you?
JOEY: Can we drop this? I am not interested in the guy's apartment.
Joey: Hey.
Joey: Ah, Im-Im walking down the aisle...Still walking. (Mrs. Waltham takes her place.) Im about to pass the bridesmaid I hooked up with last night. (Looking at the bridesmaid.) Hey! (Talking to Phoebe.) I told her "Hey." And now Im at the front with Ross. Its Phoebe. (He shows Ross the phone.) He looks pretty mad. Uh...Id better go.
Joey: I am (Looks in his date book.) free!
(The phone rings and Joey answers it.)
Rachel: Im sorry Joey.
Joey: Why would they do that?! It was a good show right?!
Joey: Yeah, yknow at first I thought we could talk about this yknow, work it out, but uh, seeing you two together I dont think I
Joey: Ah-ha-ha, you guys owe me big time. (He walks into the kitchen and does a little dance step on the way.)
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Phoebe are there.]
Joey: Because they wanted me to audition!
Rachel: Joey, why would you do that?
Joey: Well maybe I got a little upset and maybe I told them where they could go.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are watching TV as Chandler enters.]
Terry: I cant help you Joey.
[Scene: Classroom. Joey is writing his name on the board, but turns around before hes done which causes him to write his name with a downward curve, and he then underlines it, and draws the line right through his name.]
Joey: Thats help spelled backwards so that the helicopters can read it from the air!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball and Joey scores a goal.]
Joey: (entering) Hey Chandler!
Joey: I'm gonna be in the waitin' room, handing out cigars.
Joey: Oh, yeah. Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind!
Joey: Yeah, and Im a little tired from digging the hole.
Joey: Six and a half! You knocked that last one out of my hand! Remember?
Joey: Listen, sorry I didnt stop by last night but I had a date.
[Scene: Phoebes hospital room, Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe.]
Joey: Uhh, well Ive got an audition down the street and I spilled sauce all over the front of my shirt. (Removes his hand to reveal a huge sauce stain.) You got an extra one?
Rachel: Hi Joey! What are you doing here?
Joey: Really? Cause I could kinda use the money.
Joey: Nothing, why?
Rachel: (To Joey) Yeah I knowIm goodI got it! (Joey slowly backs away.) (To the boy) Now wait a minute, Ive got one more thing I have to say to you oh right! Shut up!
Joey: Well check it out, I was with this really hot girl who just moved in right across the street!
Joey: Yeah, okay.
Joey: (to the receptionist) Hi uh, Im Joey Tribbiani and with all do respect Id like to donate some fluids.
Rachel: Okay, go to the left. (Joey goes starboard or sits on the right side of the boat.) The left!
Joey: Sure, no problem. (Sees something.) OohHey, donuts!
Joey: (Whispering.) Pisst, Monica. Alright, we really need to start looking out for Rachel. Ill cover the front door. You watch that big hole at the back of the building and I got Chandler covering Ross.
Joey: Yeah!
Joey: And thatll get rid of my wisdom?
Rachel: Hi Tag! Hey, so did you have fun with uh, with Joey last night?
Joey: Hey!
Joey: Yeah! That guys all right!
Joey: What?
Joey: Oh yeah?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is teaching Chandler how to smile. Chandler is smiling.]
Tag: (To her, in the Joey voice) How you doin?
Joey: Two days ago.
Joey: Dude, tell me she actually told you this.
Joey: (shocked) What?!
Joey: I know, Monica told me.
Tag: Hey Joey, you wanted to talk to me?
Rachel: (To Joey) So, will you talk to him?
Joey: Yeah, for you!
Joey: Ten. Okay. Now Tag theres such a thing as to many women.
Joey: I dont know Rach.
Joey: I dont know. You uh, you got something for me?
(Ross turns and wants to attack Rachel, but Joey stops him.)
Tag: Went out with Joey.
Joey: Well, I sorta am. I mean yeah, Im dating this girl whos also seeing another guy. But, I dont know, Im not to worried about it.
Joey: No-no, this only took five minutes. I spent the rest of the day coming up with new, Ultimate Fireball. (Takes out a bowling ball and a propane torch.) Ha-ha!
Ross: Joey?! Joey!! (He runs into his bedroom.)
Monica: Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler makes a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall. Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with the same person we came with.
Monica, Joey, and Phoebe: [singing] I'm on top of the world, looking down on creation and the only explanation I can find...
Joey: Yeah, we look great together.
Joey: Well just see.
Joey: Yknow, we dont have to imagine.
Joey: Oh uh, ordinarily I would love too, but I am just swamped right now. (Brushes something off of his shirt and looks around, but doesnt move from his chair.)
Ross: Joey, we just saw it!
Joey: And?
Joey: Die Hard 2.
Joey and Ross: Die Hard!!!!!!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Kathy are sitting at a table and talking about Joey.]
Joey: Come here! (Hugs Dina and Bobby looks to hug Rachel.)
Chandler: (looking at the tape) Joey, this is Die Hard 1 again.
Joey: Yeah. All right, Ill talk to you later.
Joey: Well, I dont know!!
Joey: No! Never! Never! (Pause, then Joey wants to shake Rosss hand.) Bye.
[Scene: Phoebes cab, shes driving, Joeys in the back seat, and the hitchhiker is riding up front with Phoebe.]
Joey: Yeah. Yep. Yeah. All right, well uh, Id better go.
Rachel: Oh but Joey, I have to go. Theres no room for a baby here.
Joey: Well, I was Dr. Drake Remoray, Strykers twin brother. I mean, who looks more me than me right?
Joey: Hey! Whats going on?
Joey: Oh its water under the bridge, forget it!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there.]
[Scene: Street in front of the London Marriott, Joey and Chandler exit. Joey is carrying a video camera and is shooting Chandler.]
Joey: See, this is a great apartment.
Joey: Hi.
Joey: Saw a girl with that vest.
Joey: Uh hey look uh Ross, look I think we need to talk about before.
Joey: Uh-huh!