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[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up.]
Joey: YeahHey, dont worry, shes a terrific girl. And hey listen, could you do me a favor? When she comes out could you just mention that Im not looking for a serious relationship; thatd be great.
Joey: Just casually slip it in, yknow lay the groundwork. Tell her uh, Im a lonerNo! An outlaw! Tell her she doesnt want to get mixed up with the likes of me.
Rachel: Yknow what? Thats a lot to remember, cant I just tell her youre a pig?
(They go around the last row of bookshelves and find a couple doing what college coeds do in secluded corners of university libraries. For those of you who dont know what Im talking about, lets just say that clothing is undone. Ross gasps and the couple gets up and runs away.)
[Cut to Monica and Chandlers just after Monica has finished telling Chandler what happened.]
Chandler: What do you think shes just gonna sit there quietly? You dont think shes gonna want to make a toast? You dont think shes gonna want to grab the microphone and sing Part-time Lover?!
Monica: So-so you wouldve just lied?
Rachel: Oh Joey, Im sorry I just couldnt tell her all those things you wanted me to tell her. And yknow we got to talking and I
Joey: My beers?! Look you guys, shes a very nice girl. Okay? We had a good time, but I justI dont see it going anywhere.
Joey: Look Im sorry you guys, I-I just dont think so.
Rachel: Hi! Well, we were just about to take off and see a movie. Oh no!
The Librarian: Well, yes! Just give me five minutes, I just have to find someone to cover my shift.
Janice: Oh. Oh I just cannot believe Clark stood me up!
Janice: I should just go on to happier things, okay? Umm, why dont you tell about your lovely wedding?
Monica: Its actually going to be just family.
Erin: Look, hes a really great guy and I know that you really want this to work out, but I just dont see this having a future.
Rachel: But you said that you liked him! I mean what happened?! Did ya just change your mind?!
Erin: Im sorry I Its just theres no real spark.
Phoebe: No, just a regular old flying dwarf.
Guy: Yeah, we were we were just looking around.
Ross: Ah Ah Get out of here! (The couple retreats. Ross starts looking through the previously mentioned book as a beautiful woman walks into the section.) Uh, meeting someone? Or-or are you just here to brush up on Marions views on evolution?
Rachel: Yeah and honey I promise next time that I will just say good-bye and tell em youre not looking for a relationship.
Joey: No! No. Dont do that, just next time make sure she really likes me.
Janice: Well umm, I thought I was going to go back to my apartment but then I just felt I couldnt really be alone tonight. (Joey walks into view of the open door behind Janice, sees her, gets a terrified look on his face, and flees in horror.) I was wondering if I could maybe stay here with you, just I really feel that I need to be with family.
Chandler: Arent you just a tinsy bit curious?
Monica: Well just well just let her stay.
Chandler: I just wanted to show Monica your book. (Ross just glares at him.)
Rachel: (startled) Ahh, hi! Hi! Melissa, whats up? Im just uh, about to umm, go out to the store to get some stuff to put in my backpack. Yknow, like dried fruit and granola and stuff. Whats up? (She has put on the backpack.)
Ross: Yeah but Pottery Barn! Yknow what I think? Its just she-shes weird. Yknow its because shes a twin. Twins are weird.
Rachel: (sarcastically) Yeah. Look Joey, its enough all right?! You keep making these stupid jokes and this sleazy innuendoes and itsIm notits just not funny anymore!
Ross: Come on, there are plenty of other women out thereok? Just - just forget about her, ok? Just, she's off limits.
Ross: (exiting the bathroom) That-that-thats all right, no honey, you take your time sweetie. Ill be right out here. (She slams the door in his face, to the gang) Shes just fixing her makeup.
Ross: Just three?! Im dilated three!
Phoebe: Okay. Umm, before we get started, I just wanna say for the record that I love Ross, I think hes such a great guy. Here. (Hands her the picture, Rachel grabs it out of her hand.) Okay, now, close your eyes. And imagine that youre with Ross okay and imagine that youre kissing him. And youre-youre running your hands all over his body. And then you run your hands through his hair, but eew-oh gross its some kind of grease, itsuck! Hah?
Rachel: Just tell me how.
Ross: Uh well umm were just not in that place, yknow? But were very excited about this.
Ross: I'm just so happy you guys are finally getting a kid.
Phoebe: Youre right, that was wrong. Im sorry. Im so sorry. Its just that I liked you so much. Can we just, can we just start over?
Chandler: (interrupting her just in time) Hey! Heres a dollar, consider it a deposit. Please sing at our wedding.
Rachel: Chandler, that's not enough. I mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents? And you've just gotten her one great present? I mean that's just gonna make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her Chandler? Why? Why?
Rachel: Oh nothing I Sorry, I just cant stop crying.
Rachel: Thats not her name! Im sorry, she just doesnt feel like an Isabella.
Rachel: Oh, just tell us! Were not gonna want it!
Rachel: Whoa! My God! So what, you all just joined together to hate me?! Who else was in this club?
Rachel: Theyre having their baby! Its not fair Ross we got here first! Right after you left they wheeled her off into delivery. Oh but not before she gave me a juicy shot of little Jamie just crowning away.
Rachel: Really its nothing. Im just
Monica: I know there'll be other houses, but it's just so... I love that one so much.
Ross: Umm. Umm, Im-Im just gonna(Closes the privacy screen.)
Ross: Uh Joey, can you give us just a minute?
Chandler: Wait. Before we go in, I just want you to know I love you. I had a great time on our honeymoon, and I cant wait to go in there and spend the rest of our life together.
Janine: I dont know, theyre just a little blah!
Joey: Dude I just did something terrible.
RACHEL: Mom, would you relax. That was 10 blocks from here and, the, the woman was walking alone at night, I would never do that. Mom, c'mon, stop worrying. This is a safe street, this is a safe building, there's nothing [a pigeon flies in the window and lands on the table] OH MY GOOOD, oh my God, oh I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go. [hangs up] OK, that's fine, you just read the paper, I'm gonna get a pot, it's not for you. [grabs a pot and lid] OK, that's fine, read the Family Circus, enjoy the gentle comedy. [puts pot over the pigeon] Aaahh, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, aaaaahh. [knock at the door] It's open you guys.
Rachel: Uhh I think I just got engaged.
CHANDLER: [to the woman who just rejected him] All right look. Penis schmenis. We're all people. [She walks away again.]
Rachel: Okay sweetie, you can do it. Just open up and put it in your mouth.
Monica: Is he crazy?! You just had Rosss baby!
Rachel: Theyre not!! Ross, theyre just saving them for the important people!! Okay?! What-what if I was the president?!
Chandler: Yeah? You don't think it's just pathetic?
Rachel: Joey look, just look at it this way, the sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler the sooner this is all over and out in the open.
Janine: No, but you should go to Chandlers. Because none of us knows how to cook, well probably just end up drinking all day.
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, no, I dont, I dont know. But, y'know what, maybe its just all for the best?
Ross: So you said yes to him, and you just had our baby?
Joey: Wait a minute, did you just make up all that stuff just to get out of being my agent.
Phoebe: No! No! Its just that he gave me three tickets and there are six of us!
Joey: Me too! Hey Rach, can I just say I think this is the best date I ever had!
Joey: No, I-I just heard lunch. But yeah, I can go. Sure! (They all exit.)
Rachel: Oh no. No-no! I think my water just broke.
Phoebe: Alright you guys, we cant turn on each other, Okay? Thats just what she wants.
Monica: Sounds smart and healthy to me. So um, just out of curiosity, um, do you currently have any other racquetball buddies?
Joey: Come on, please, it'll be just this one more, well actually it's two.
Monica: Cause I just keeping thinking about all these things that Im not gonna have and its freaking me out. I dont know what to do about it.
Ross: Just Ross!
PHOEBE: [singing] There'll be times when you get older when you'll want to sleep with people just to make them like you. . . But don't. Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do, everybody That's another thing that you don't wanna do.
Ross: Just ah just put roommate.
Rachel: Well, we were paying for our stuff and this saleswoman just started flirting with him.
Ross: So I dont wanna be just anybody.
RACHEL: Yes you do. You think of it as your apartment, and I'm just somebody who rents a room.
Rachel: Oh, I know it. Youre right. Thats not sexy. Oh Oh! (Drops a fork on the floor.) Whoops! Oh, I seem to have dropped my fork. Let me just bed over and get it. (Tries too, but cant quite seem to make it.) Oh God!
Monica: Shhh! We just got her to go to sleep
Monica: Wow! For just a week you guys are really close, huh?
Monica: Well its I mean Id justId be self-conscious. Youre my friend; Id be naked.
Rachel: Yeah. Just to be sure I'm gonna call Dr. Wiener.
Chandler: I'm sorry, are you just used to saying that?
Rachel: Oh you know what, you sound just like his wife!
Phoebe: Ooh, great! Just the reaction I was hoping for.
Mike: Actually, I just gave up my practice.
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
Rachel: Yee. I mean, it was so weirdest thing. They fired me and then out of nowhere they just hire me back! I mean, that place must have been falling apart without me.
Phoebe: No. No! It's just y'know first, I wanna take off all my clothes and have you rub lotion on me.
Rachel: Sure! That sounds great! Just leave me a message and tell me where to meet you. Okay? (Walks away.)
Ross: well.. its just. its just in that case, then um. Emma would go to my parents.
Ross: (He knocks at the door, Mike opens it) Hey Mike sorry to just drop by like this, can I come in?
Ross: No. No-no uh, he just, he just really freaked me out before.
Rachel: Oh we just put her down for a nap.
MONICA: Leon, Leon. Shhh! Guys. Wait, I don't understand. Those steaks were just a gift from the meat vendor. That was not a kick back. I'll just replace them and we can forget the whole thing. What corporate policy? No. Yeah. All right. I just got fired.
(Monica just looks at him, and Rachel wants to laugh)
Ross: Good yeah just be honest with him.
Phoebe: I'm not going along with some lie you made Ross, No I'm just gonna be honest with him.
Mike: I just think there's somebody better out there for you, (pause) I mean I'm not saying me but. maybe me.
Mike: But Rachel I thought she just had a baby with Ross
Bob: I just found out this is Chandlers office! Come on Toby, give me a hand!
The Woman Dealer: I don't know about the hands, but the guy that was here before me just went to the bathroom.
Rachel: Honey, you're taking this the wrong way. We think you're going to be a wonderful parent. It's just.. you're more the fun parent.
Rachel: I was just going to say that I left my keys.
Chandler: Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid wedding stuff?! No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowersThink of the money well save!! (Monica just looks at him.) Were not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?
Waiter: It�s just that we do have some large parties waiting.
Rachel: Wow that's uh, juicy. Umm, (checks watch) y'know what though Mon, I actually do have a lot of work to do so if-ifare you sure there's just not anything else?
Ross: Rach you did not leave the water running. Please, just pull yourself together, okay?
[Scene: The restaurant with still just Phoebe and Joey.]
Joey: Maybe we should just eat now.
Rachel: Oh we were, but that was just a (pause as the audience reacts), I mean that was just a big drunken mistake.
Vince: No-no its okay. Its just that ah, I thought we had something pretty special here. And y'know I-I felt like you were someone I could finally open up to, and (starts choking up) That theres so much in me I have to share with you yet.
Rachel: Oh no. I mean it. After what just happened, I�m never leaving her again.
[Scene: Restaurant, still just the not-couple.]
Phoebe: Well, I guess they�re not coming. You wanna just order?
Waiter: I�ll just wait to put your order in.
Joey: No. No, I just uh, I just loved the way it feels when everybody thinks I own a Porsche.
Chandler: (breaking up) Well, it just hurts so bad. I uh
Joey: See ya. Well, this is just us.
Joey: I'm sorry! (He stands up) This never happened to me before! I'm an expert at taking off bras! I can do it with one hand! I can do it with my eyes closed! One time I just looked at one, and it popped open! I blame your bra!
PHOEBE: It's not even that. I used to do my songs because it made me happy, but now it's like, it's just all about the money.
[Scene: The Anniversary Party, Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present.]
Amy: Now listen, not that you guys could stop me or anything cause you know you'd be dead. I was thinking about changing her name. I'm just not really a big fan of Emily. [Transcriber note: I'm surprised that Rachel and Ross didn't say they weren't either here]
Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.
Rachel: Oh no!!!! Oh my God!! This is all making so much sense to me now! This is why Adam Carter wouldnt go out with me! This is why Billy Tratt would just stay in this region! (Motions to her breasts.) (Joey has turned around.)
Chloe: Well, youre practically dancing already. Why dont you just do it over here?