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Joey: (voice-over) Oh-oh! And then Rosss new girlfriend, Bonnie, shows up and Rachel convinced her to save her head. And then Ross and Rachel kiss, and now Ross has to choose between Rachel and the bald girl and I dont know what happened there either...
(They both kiss again and fall onto the bed.)
(they kiss again)
(They kiss.)
Ross: Ohh! Thank you! I like mail. (He goes to kiss her again, but she turns away.)
Ross: Okay. (He leans in to kiss her again, but she leans back preventing him from making contact.) Wow, its-its 5:30 in the morning. (Rachel laughs) So, Id better get cracking on this baby.
(He takes her hands in his and kisses each one, then kisses her on the lips. When the break the kiss, Rachel starts to get nauseous and throw up. Joey backs away in horror.)
Paul: I would really like that. (They kiss.)
ERICA: Oh Hans. [They kiss]
(Now they kiss passionately... and then Ross enters with Emma. They freeze, pull away and look at Ross who looks like he just can't believe what he's seeing. Joey straightens his shirt, and Rachel says I'm so-oo sorry, and presses her breasts together, just like Joey did before.)
Joey: Oh, hold up, I'll walk out with you. Now, Rach, when she taught you to kiss, you were at camp, and.. were you wearing any kinda little uniform, or- (Rachel exits and slams the door in his face.) That's fine, yeah...
Ross: Monica had such a crush on him. Yeah, she used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed.
Monica: Oh, youre so sweet. (They hug and kiss.) Oh, but wait, what about our, what about the future and stuff?
(They both kiss, and Richard picks her up and goes over to the bed and starts to lie down.)
Janice: Hello, Joey, our little matchmaker. I could just kiss you all over, and I'm gonna!
Chandler: Maybe she didn't move on, you know...maybe that kiss was just an impulsive one-time birthday thing
[They start to kiss. They try to get each other's shirts off but can't get the buttons undone.]
Phoebe: Youll have a last kiss.
Ross: It was just a kiss. (Phoebe enters and overhears this.)
Joey: Dude-dude, who would you rather have kiss your sister, me or Chandler?
Rachel: Thank you! Youre great! (They kiss.)
Chandler: Youre welcome. (They kiss.)
Phoebe: I do too. (They kiss.)
Monica: I dont know! Time to kiss a guy maybe?! (Ross laughs.) What are you laughing at Pampers? (He stops laughing and glares at her.)
Ross: Hey, I'm not one to kiss and tell, but I'm also not one to have sex and shut up. We totally did it!
Phoebe: Ugh, what a kiss ass.
Monica: I love you. (They hug and kiss.)
Joey: Good night! (they give each other a kiss again, but this time it lasts longer)
Aunt Millie: Give us a kiss. Come on! Come on!
Chandler: Then it's okay! (They kiss.)
Phoebe: Okay bye. (They kiss.)
Chandler: Not if I kiss you first.
Kathy: Oh! (They kiss and she leaves)
Monica: I love you too Chandler. (They kiss.)
Ross: Ok, well, uh, I can maybe grab a sleeping bag, or...(There's one of those moments. They're staring at each other, no word uttered, and then she leans toward him in order to kiss him, but he ducks and avoids her more than once.) Oh, oh. (he then hugs her and when she tries to kiss him again, he stands up and she falls down on the bed). No, Rach! I'm sorry, I just don't think this, this, this is a good idea.
Phoebe: And then you say that it's almost midnight and you have to go because you don't wanna start the new year with me if you can't finish it. (They kiss) I'm gonna miss you. You scientist guy.
Phoebe: Here it comes. Our first kiss.
Janice: (laughs) I-I-I gotta go, I gotta go. Okay, not without a kiss.
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
(They kiss and she starts to leave.)
(They start to leave Central Perk. The band starts to play "Here, There and Everywhere" by the Beatles. The crowd rises from their seats. Phoebe and Chandler walk down the aisle. Phoebe really glows with happiness. So does Mike who watches her walk down the isle. When Phoebe and Chandler arrive, they kiss and Phoebe walks to her bridesmaids.)
Ross: Look, face it, my father is not going to pay for the build-in barbecue and believe me you can kiss you gazebo goodbye. Now I might be able to get you the new lawn.
JOEY: Aw, man I'm sorry (starts rubbing Chandler's shoulder). This must be very tough for ya, huh (and starts comfroting him looking for a kiss).
Joey: (Shouting after him) Chandler, I didn't kiss her, he did! (To Ross) See what happens when you break the code?
Rachel: I could, I could but I don't want to! I want to kiss Joey!
Rachel: Well, it doesnt sound like it! I mean, its pretty easy not to kiss someone, you just dont kiss them! See look at us, right now, not kissing!
Monica: Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor, I am not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? (listens to Aunt Syl on phone, looks shocked) Nice talk, Aunt Syl. (in New York accent) You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?
(The crowd goes wild as he puts the ring on her finger. They hug and kiss this time as an engaged couple.)
Phoebe: YEAH...! How great is this...? (they kiss)
<they hug and kiss on check>
JOEY: Aww, Rach, I think you look cute (kisses her on the cheek, then looks at Ross) And you, uh, you, you I could eat with a spoon (goes to kiss him).
(They kiss and both put their hands on the others face like Jessica would do.)
Phoebe: Ugh. Come on, Mona, dont kiss ass.
(They hug and then kiss one more time.)
(They kiss again.)
Rachel: (breaking the kiss) Oh God!
Chandler: I know that too. (They kiss)
(Ross and Rachel look into each others eyes and kiss.)
Monica: I love you too. (They kiss)
Mike: ...kiss him?
Rachel: Okay, in about ten seconds youre gonna see him kiss me.
(Barry finds it draped on a cupboard and gives it to Rachel, they kiss as Bobby enters.)
(Joey says nothing, but enters the room and kisses her. They are kissing passionately only to stop for a brief "oh" from Rachel. They continue their passionate kiss and Joey closes the door with his foot and it shuts in the camera's "face". And that's the end of the ninth season.)
ROSS: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight. RACHEL: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight. [they kiss] ROSS: You're not laughing. RACHEL: This time it's not so funny. [They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.] RACHEL: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK. ROSS: What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box. RACHEL: Oh, thank God. [Scene: Museum of Natural History. The next morning Rachel and Ross are sleeping in the display under a fur.] ROSS: Hi. RACHEL: Hi you. I can't believe I'm waking up next to you. ROSS: I know it is pretty unbelievaaaaah. RACHEL: What? ROSS: We're not alone. [A church youth group is outside the display watching them] CLOSING CREDITS [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are still in their chairs, watching Beavis and Butthead.] [they're laughing along with the show when an alarm goes off] JOEY: Is that the fire alarm? CHANDLER: Yeah. [feels the floor] Oh it's not warm yet, we still have time. JOEY: Cool.
David: Right... Goodbye Phoebe. (Makes a move to kiss her.)
Phoebe: Right! Never! Never! I swear! (They kiss... The door opens and David comes in again.)
(She kisses him. Ross leans back for a second, and then they both kiss, more passionately this time as U2's With or Without You plays in the background.)
Chandler: Then it's okaaay! (They kiss.)
CHANDLER: See what I mean . . . (They kiss.)
Chandler: Thanks. (they kiss) I'll see you New Year's Day.
Monica: (breaking the kiss) Y'know what's weird?
Chandler: You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms... (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Ross: I mean, you just went out with my best friend, and I just think it'd be a really really bad idea. (pause) Or-or not! (they kiss passionately)
Monica: I love you. (Phoebe leans in to kiss her.) Oh, wait, wait, wait! No hugs. The dresses... Oh what the hell. (the girls hug)
Monica: I love you. (They kiss.)
Rachel: Well, thats a lot better than Ross trying to kiss me in High School, and saying that he did it because he needed chapstick.
Monica: Oh, you're so sweet. (They hug and kiss.) Oh, but wait, what about our, what about the future and stuff?
Monica: Didn't you hear that speech? If you don't kiss him then I will!
RICHARD: Now I do. [they kiss and fall to the bed]
Monica: (she draws out a ticket from a pocket of her pants) 131! (they kiss)
Rachel: Kiss me.
(They move into kiss but are interrupted by Joey knocking on the door.)
Chandler: Y'know, I uh.. just thought I'd throw this out here. I'm no math whiz, but I do believe there are three girls and three guys right here. (Makes kiss noise)
Rachel: (pause) Kiss me.
Janine: Well, I dont know tonight when they yelled cut and we didnt get to kiss, I was really, really, disappointed, and I just, really wanted to kiss you
Joey/Drake: How can I? Knowing I'll never hold you in my arms again, or touch your skin, or feel your lips, knowing I'll never make love to you? How can I accept that... I can never kiss you again when it's all I can do not to kiss you right now.
Ross: Yes, she is this new professor of my department that I did not kiss.
Monica: Wow, do you mean like kiss him-kiss him?
Rachel: Ok, well this is like that...in no way. I had a...I had a dream last night that I wanted to kiss Joey.
Actress/Olivia: That kiss never happened.
(They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.)
Monica: Yeah. (they kiss) What d'you wanna do tonight?
(they start to kiss again, and Phoebe turns to Chandler and Monica)
Joey: (to Charlie) Alright, have a good time. (they kiss)
Monica: That is so sweet. I love you. (they kiss)
Ross: Oh! (She kisses him) Ah. (They kiss more, and move down onto the couch. Ross's hand moves under some garbage) Aw! (His hand is covered with something brown and gooey.)
Monica: (to Chandler) Hey sweetie! (they kiss)
Joey: Yeah! Good night! (they give each other a small kiss on the mouth, and stare at each other for a while)
Monica: (running back into the room) Kiss him, you fool!!
Ross: You were my first kiss with Rachel?
Charlie: Hey! (They kiss and cuddle a little)
Charlie: I love you too! (and they start to kiss)
Monica: You are so handsome! I wanna make love to you right here, right now! (Growls and pulls him into a kiss.)
(They kiss again, and Phoebe looks at the ring.)
Phoebe: And how none of it matters when the people really love each other. (Chandler and Monica kiss.) And how people will believe anything you tell them as long as its a compliment.
Fat Joey: Thanks sweetheart. Give me a little sugar here. (They kiss.) Okay.