words in movies
[The next one is from Episode 224: The One With Barry And Mindys Wedding, Joey has to kiss a guy in an audition and has been trying to find one to practice with.]
Joey: Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.
Ross: Oh, thank you. (She goes to kiss him, but he holds her coat up between their faces to stop her.) Hey, hey. (opens the door, sees Rachel, and hides Chloe behind the door) Rachel!!!!
Ross: Look, I uh, I tried not to kiss her, okay?
Joey: But what you saw, that is the extent of it, okay? One kiss.
Monica: You are just the sweetest. (They kiss.)
(They kiss.)
Molly: (goes out of the room) Hey! Guys, this is Tabatha (they kiss on the lips in a romantic way). (to Ross) I'll see you tomorrow.
Phoebe: Look Eric, turn around. (He does so.) Look, I like you, but it shouldnt be this hard. Yknow? This is our first date yknow? First dates are supposed to be about excitement and electricity and Ooh, he just touched my hand, did he mean to touch my hand? and yknow first kisses and (He kisses her) second kisses. (Motions for him to kiss her again which he does and they start to make out.)
(He takes her hands in his and kisses each one, then kisses her on the lips. When the break the kiss, Rachel starts to get nauseous and throw up. Joey backs away in horror.)
(Now they kiss passionately... and then Ross enters with Emma. They freeze, pull away and look at Ross who looks like he just can't believe what he's seeing. Joey straightens his shirt, and Rachel says I'm so-oo sorry, and presses her breasts together, just like Joey did before.)
Paul: I would really like that. (They kiss.)
Joey: Oh, hold up, I'll walk out with you. Now, Rach, when she taught you to kiss, you were at camp, and.. were you wearing any kinda little uniform, or- (Rachel exits and slams the door in his face.) That's fine, yeah...
ERICA: Oh Hans. [They kiss]
Ross: Monica had such a crush on him. Yeah, she used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed.
Monica: Oh, youre so sweet. (They hug and kiss.) Oh, but wait, what about our, what about the future and stuff?
(They both kiss, and Richard picks her up and goes over to the bed and starts to lie down.)
Janice: Hello, Joey, our little matchmaker. I could just kiss you all over, and I'm gonna!
Chandler: Maybe she didn't move on, you know...maybe that kiss was just an impulsive one-time birthday thing
[They start to kiss. They try to get each other's shirts off but can't get the buttons undone.]
Monica: I love you. (They hug and kiss.)
Phoebe: Ugh, what a kiss ass.
Joey: Dude-dude, who would you rather have kiss your sister, me or Chandler?
Ross: It was just a kiss. (Phoebe enters and overhears this.)
Phoebe: I do too. (They kiss.)
Rachel: Thank you! Youre great! (They kiss.)
Joey: Good night! (they give each other a kiss again, but this time it lasts longer)
Chandler: Youre welcome. (They kiss.)
Aunt Millie: Give us a kiss. Come on! Come on!
Chandler: Then it's okay! (They kiss.)
Phoebe: Here it comes. Our first kiss.
Monica: I dont know! Time to kiss a guy maybe?! (Ross laughs.) What are you laughing at Pampers? (He stops laughing and glares at her.)
Ross: Hey, I'm not one to kiss and tell, but I'm also not one to have sex and shut up. We totally did it!
Phoebe: Okay bye. (They kiss.)
Phoebe: Youll have a last kiss.
Kathy: Oh! (They kiss and she leaves)
Ross: Ok, well, uh, I can maybe grab a sleeping bag, or...(There's one of those moments. They're staring at each other, no word uttered, and then she leans toward him in order to kiss him, but he ducks and avoids her more than once.) Oh, oh. (he then hugs her and when she tries to kiss him again, he stands up and she falls down on the bed). No, Rach! I'm sorry, I just don't think this, this, this is a good idea.
Monica: I love you too Chandler. (They kiss.)
Chandler: Not if I kiss you first.
(They start to leave Central Perk. The band starts to play "Here, There and Everywhere" by the Beatles. The crowd rises from their seats. Phoebe and Chandler walk down the aisle. Phoebe really glows with happiness. So does Mike who watches her walk down the isle. When Phoebe and Chandler arrive, they kiss and Phoebe walks to her bridesmaids.)
Janice: (laughs) I-I-I gotta go, I gotta go. Okay, not without a kiss.
JOEY: Aw, man I'm sorry (starts rubbing Chandler's shoulder). This must be very tough for ya, huh (and starts comfroting him looking for a kiss).
Ross: Look, face it, my father is not going to pay for the build-in barbecue and believe me you can kiss you gazebo goodbye. Now I might be able to get you the new lawn.
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Joey: (Shouting after him) Chandler, I didn't kiss her, he did! (To Ross) See what happens when you break the code?
(They kiss and she starts to leave.)
Rachel: I could, I could but I don't want to! I want to kiss Joey!
(The crowd goes wild as he puts the ring on her finger. They hug and kiss this time as an engaged couple.)
Phoebe: And then you say that it's almost midnight and you have to go because you don't wanna start the new year with me if you can't finish it. (They kiss) I'm gonna miss you. You scientist guy.
Rachel: Well, it doesnt sound like it! I mean, its pretty easy not to kiss someone, you just dont kiss them! See look at us, right now, not kissing!
Phoebe: YEAH...! How great is this...? (they kiss)
JOEY: Aww, Rach, I think you look cute (kisses her on the cheek, then looks at Ross) And you, uh, you, you I could eat with a spoon (goes to kiss him).
Monica: Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor, I am not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? (listens to Aunt Syl on phone, looks shocked) Nice talk, Aunt Syl. (in New York accent) You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?
Phoebe: Ugh. Come on, Mona, dont kiss ass.
(They kiss and both put their hands on the others face like Jessica would do.)
Monica: I love you too. (They kiss)
(They kiss again.)
Rachel: (breaking the kiss) Oh God!
(Ross and Rachel look into each others eyes and kiss.)
(Joey says nothing, but enters the room and kisses her. They are kissing passionately only to stop for a brief "oh" from Rachel. They continue their passionate kiss and Joey closes the door with his foot and it shuts in the camera's "face". And that's the end of the ninth season.)
<they hug and kiss on check>
(They hug and then kiss one more time.)
Chandler: I know that too. (They kiss)
(Barry finds it draped on a cupboard and gives it to Rachel, they kiss as Bobby enters.)
ROSS: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight. RACHEL: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight. [they kiss] ROSS: You're not laughing. RACHEL: This time it's not so funny. [They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.] RACHEL: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK. ROSS: What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box. RACHEL: Oh, thank God. [Scene: Museum of Natural History. The next morning Rachel and Ross are sleeping in the display under a fur.] ROSS: Hi. RACHEL: Hi you. I can't believe I'm waking up next to you. ROSS: I know it is pretty unbelievaaaaah. RACHEL: What? ROSS: We're not alone. [A church youth group is outside the display watching them] CLOSING CREDITS [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are still in their chairs, watching Beavis and Butthead.] [they're laughing along with the show when an alarm goes off] JOEY: Is that the fire alarm? CHANDLER: Yeah. [feels the floor] Oh it's not warm yet, we still have time. JOEY: Cool.
Rachel: Okay, in about ten seconds youre gonna see him kiss me.
Mike: ...kiss him?
David: Right... Goodbye Phoebe. (Makes a move to kiss her.)
Phoebe: Right! Never! Never! I swear! (They kiss... The door opens and David comes in again.)
(She kisses him. Ross leans back for a second, and then they both kiss, more passionately this time as U2's With or Without You plays in the background.)
Chandler: Then it's okaaay! (They kiss.)
CHANDLER: See what I mean . . . (They kiss.)
Chandler: Thanks. (they kiss) I'll see you New Year's Day.
Monica: I love you. (Phoebe leans in to kiss her.) Oh, wait, wait, wait! No hugs. The dresses... Oh what the hell. (the girls hug)
Chandler: You kidding? You're the most beautiful woman in most rooms... (She jumps up and kisses him.) (Breaking the kiss.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's going on? You and I just made out! You and I are making out?
Monica: I love you. (They kiss.)
Rachel: Well, thats a lot better than Ross trying to kiss me in High School, and saying that he did it because he needed chapstick.
Monica: (breaking the kiss) Y'know what's weird?
Monica: Didn't you hear that speech? If you don't kiss him then I will!
Ross: I mean, you just went out with my best friend, and I just think it'd be a really really bad idea. (pause) Or-or not! (they kiss passionately)
Monica: Oh, you're so sweet. (They hug and kiss.) Oh, but wait, what about our, what about the future and stuff?
RICHARD: Now I do. [they kiss and fall to the bed]
Chandler: Y'know, I uh.. just thought I'd throw this out here. I'm no math whiz, but I do believe there are three girls and three guys right here. (Makes kiss noise)
Monica: (she draws out a ticket from a pocket of her pants) 131! (they kiss)
(They move into kiss but are interrupted by Joey knocking on the door.)
Rachel: Kiss me.
Rachel: (pause) Kiss me.
Monica: Wow, do you mean like kiss him-kiss him?
Joey/Drake: How can I? Knowing I'll never hold you in my arms again, or touch your skin, or feel your lips, knowing I'll never make love to you? How can I accept that... I can never kiss you again when it's all I can do not to kiss you right now.
Rachel: Ok, well this is like that...in no way. I had a...I had a dream last night that I wanted to kiss Joey.
Monica: Yeah. (they kiss) What d'you wanna do tonight?
Actress/Olivia: That kiss never happened.
Janine: Well, I dont know tonight when they yelled cut and we didnt get to kiss, I was really, really, disappointed, and I just, really wanted to kiss you
Ross: Yes, she is this new professor of my department that I did not kiss.
Joey: (to Charlie) Alright, have a good time. (they kiss)
(They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.)
Joey: Yeah! Good night! (they give each other a small kiss on the mouth, and stare at each other for a while)
Monica: That is so sweet. I love you. (they kiss)
Ross: Oh! (She kisses him) Ah. (They kiss more, and move down onto the couch. Ross's hand moves under some garbage) Aw! (His hand is covered with something brown and gooey.)
(they start to kiss again, and Phoebe turns to Chandler and Monica)
Charlie: Hey! (They kiss and cuddle a little)
Monica: (to Chandler) Hey sweetie! (they kiss)