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(Chandler runs out the door and closes it behind him. After a short pause the door opens and Chandler comes rushing back through, grabs Monica, kisses her good-bye, and heads back out.)
(He kisses her.)
(Ross leans in and kisses her. They both look at each other for a moment, and then embrace in a more passionate kiss.)
[Rachel, seeing what he did for her, gets up, walks across the room, and kisses Ross]
Ross: She's gonna be a scientist! (kisses Rachel on the head, very moved)
(She sits down, and Mark leans over and kisses her. Rachel doesnt react. He tries it again, and Rachel jumps back quickly.)
Chandler: Hey! Hey, hey-hey, hey. (Joey kisses Kathy.)
(She goes over and kisses Chandler.)
Ross: Oh my God! Thank you! Thank you so much! (He grabs the ring, kisses it, and then does a double-take realising where its been.)
[Scene: The Hospital, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian. Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses.)
Dream Monica: Yes! You are so smart! (Kisses him.) I love you.
Chip: No, I think its cute. (kisses her)
Rachel: What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute! (She does so.) Okay? Look, that night was the one wild thing I have ever done in my entire life, and Im not gonna let you take that away from me! Okay, so if you dont remember that, maybe you will remember this! (She grabs Melissa and kisses her on the lips.)
(Phoebe grabs Gunther and kisses him. He then falls to the couch in shock.)
Chandler: Ah-ha, youre not the boss of me. (She kisses him) Yeah, you are! (She handcuffs him to the chair) Ooh, saucy.
Gary: (To Phoebe) I'll see you after work sweetie. (Kisses her.)
Mr. Geller: Honey, relationships are hard. Like with your Mom and me. You know after we graduated college we broke up for a while. It seems her Father, your Grandfather, wanted her to travel around Europe, like he did. Of course, he got to do it on Uncle Sam's nickel, because he was also strafing German troop trains at the time. However, (turns around and sees that Monica is sleeping and puts a blanket around her, kisses her, picks up the cigar, and starts watching the video)
(Phoebe kisses Rachel on the cheek, then joins her team.)
Chandler: Yeah, I mean were gonna have to move around some furniture to make room for my chair. (Kisses her and heads into the living room.)
(Rachel kisses him, and goes upstairs. After shes gone, Ross frantically tries to find and read the Does it? part.)
Ross: Thanks, Gunther. (takes the plate Gunther serves him and Rachel comes up and kisses him) (to Rachel) Hey! (to Gunther) Umm, can I get a napkin too?
Ross: Hey, hello! mmwa! (kisses Carol) I brought all the books, and Monica sends her love, along with this lasagna.
Cecilia: Oh yeah-yeah, we should get the (Pause) So when Jessica kisses a man, she usually puts umm, both her hands on the mans face. (She does so.)
Monica: You are so cute. (She goes over and kisses him passionately.)
JOEY: No, as part of the audition. See, I'm up for this part of this guy, who the main guy kisses.
(Rachel stands up and kisses Ross. He is stunned. A moment of silence follows.)
Ross: Not the first two, but the second two- woooo! ...I love you guys. You guys are the greatest. I love my sister (Kisses Monica), I love Pheebs... (Hugs her)
Monica: I can't believe they called, and we're actually getting a baby. (she kisses Chandler)
Joey: Thank you. (stands up and kisses her lips.) Waiter! �lright, this is gonna be fast, so try to keep up: Risotto with the shaped truffles and the roasted rip steak with the golden Chanterelles and a Bordelaise sauce and that any that stuff I just said means snails. (Hope, *I* kept up.)
ROSS: Okay, good luck (kisses her and leaves)
Janine: (She takes his hands) 3, 2, 1. (She kisses him) Happy New Year.
Chandler: I know. (He kisses her.)
Monica: Dad [kisses Jack], Mom [kisses Judy]. Look! Look who it is its Chandler!
Jill: So? (Kisses him passionately.)
(Monica runs over and kisses him.)
Monica's Boyfriend: (kisses her) Okay.
[Kisses and hugs are exchanged.]
Phoebe: Look Eric, turn around. (He does so.) Look, I like you, but it shouldnt be this hard. Yknow? This is our first date yknow? First dates are supposed to be about excitement and electricity and Ooh, he just touched my hand, did he mean to touch my hand? and yknow first kisses and (He kisses her) second kisses. (Motions for him to kiss her again which he does and they start to make out.)
(He takes her hands in his and kisses each one, then kisses her on the lips. When the break the kiss, Rachel starts to get nauseous and throw up. Joey backs away in horror.)
[He kisses her on the cheek, she returns the kiss, then they embrace in a full on kiss]
Rachel: Aw, Mon...(Kisses her on the cheek)
Erin: Bye Joey. (Kisses him.) Last night was fun.
Ross: No problem, ok, mmmwa (kisses Carol) oh, mmmwa (kisses Carol's stomach, then punches Susan's shoulder) Susan... (Ross leaves.)
Cecilia: That was good, that was really good. But I-I think your hands maybe a little off, they should be maybe right like (She grabs the back of his neck and kisses him passionately causing them to fall onto the couch.)
Rachel: Oh, I have to go tell Monica what a wonderful brother she has! (Kisses him on the cheek and exits.)
Monica: People! People say it! Come here! (She grabs him and kisses him.)
Pete: Monica! (runs over and kisses her) Hi honey.
Monica: Awww. (Kisses him.) But still no.
Chandler: (To Monica) Oh, well thank you in advance. (Kisses her.)
Mr. Geller: I love you sweetheart. (He kisses her and they sit down.)
Rachel: And I still have about five seconds to spare. (kisses him) Okay, that was about seven seconds.
Monica: Okay. I love you so much. (Kisses him.)
Rachel: No! No-no, I love it. Thank you. (Kisses him.)
(Ross keeps giggling and Rachel decides upon revenge. She gets up and kisses the rather large man in the seat in front of Ross on the back of his head. The guy turns around angrily.)
Ross: Here they come, here they come. Oh-ho, if she kisses him goodnight, Im gonna kill myself, I swear. I cant, I cant watch this. (turns away, then quickly turns to look again) Come on, date over! Date over! Uh-oh, here we go, shes going in.
David: Well, Im very glad youre here. (Kisses her hand.)
(Suddenly, Phoebe leans in and kisses her on the lips!)
JOEY: Aww, Rach, I think you look cute (kisses her on the cheek, then looks at Ross) And you, uh, you, you I could eat with a spoon (goes to kiss him).
Monica: Then Ive gotta go. Bye. (kisses him and starts to walk out)
Phoebe: I can and I will! (Kisses him.)
Monica: Ooh, and I can do this. (She kisses him on the cheek.)
Tag: Yeah, so, please don't fire me for doing this. (He kisses her)
ROSS: All right I've been feeling incredibly guilty about this, because I wanna be a good friend, and dammit I am a good friend. So just, just shut up and close your eyes (kisses Joey).
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Joey: Wow! (Tearing up) Well, uh Hey! Im really happy for you guys! Congratulations! (Kisses Monica on the cheek) See you later. (Starts for the door on the verge of tears as Monica stops him.)
(They quickly take their places and Here Comes the Bride Begins to play. Everyone seated looks back. Emily is being escorted up the aisle by her father. She kisses him on the cheek and takes her place by Rosss side.)
(She kisses him on the cheek, and he kisses her back on the mouth.)
Ross: Hi! (Kisses his mom.) Hey mom.
Phoebe: I mean... (David kisses Phoebe on the cheek, makes his way to the door and turns around again)
Chandler: Get ready to run. (Chandler walks over to the new bride.) Congratulations on your wedding. (He grabs her, kisses her, Ross takes the picture, and they both run out.)
Phoebe: Well, if that's what they do in Minsk... (They kiss 2 on each cheek... and then they pause... David turns to the door) In New York... it's... (and then David grabs her by her neck and kisses her full on the lips... They kiss passionately and cannot seem to stop.)
MONICA: It's gonna be so hot!� (She kisses him.)
(She kisses him. Ross leans back for a second, and then they both kiss, more passionately this time as U2's With or Without You plays in the background.)
FBOB: Uh, public display of affection coming up. You can avert your eyes. [kisses Monica]
Phoebe: Me too. Although this city is my home, so. So thats dumb what I said, dont tell him I said that. Umm, you make something up. (Mischa does so and Sergei kisses her hand.) Nice, (to Mischa) thank you. This is me. Here.
(Mike kisses Phoebe)
Rachel: just... don't talk... (she kisses him)
Phoebe: Oh, I missed you so much! (she kisses Mike)
Mike: Hey! You made it. Great! Chappy! Hi! (kisses his dad) Hi! (kisses his mom) Mom, I know getting married in the street isn't something you approve of...
Mrs. Geller: Not that old crow, my mother. (They stop and she kisses Monica on the cheek.) Congratulations darling.
Charlie: Yeah, let's go. (stands up and kisses Joey) (to Ross) Thanks Ross.
Ross: Oh! (She kisses him) Ah. (They kiss more, and move down onto the couch. Ross's hand moves under some garbage) Aw! (His hand is covered with something brown and gooey.)
Monica: Just go get some! (Kisses him.) Go! (She runs to hide in the bathroom.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul. Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead. By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis. Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon.]
Rachel: Honey, that's very sweet, it just seems to me though, that if two people love each other and trust each other, like we do, there's no reason to be jealous. (she kisses him)
Jason: I was passin by and I saw that you were playing tonight, its kinda cool seeing you up there. (kisses her)
Ross: Love you guys. (he kisses Monica, he, Rachel and Phoebe leave.)
Chandler: You look beautiful mom. (His dad clears his throat.) You look beautiful too dad. I love you both. (He kisses his dad on the cheek) Im so glad you here. (He kisses his mom.)
Jill: Well, goodbye Chandler. I had a great blackout. (she kisses him on the cheek) See ya.
Mike: I think it would make me wanna marry you even more. (he kisses her)
Chandler: I know. (He kisses her.)
(He walks over and kisses her. They pull back, Rachel looks at him, and they kiss again.)
Mike: I'm gonna go. (He kisses Phoebe on the cheek)
Ross: Hi! (he kisses Phoebe)
Rachel: Oh wow! What now Ross youre not gonna talk? How on earth will you ever annoy me? Oh wait a minute, I know. (Mimics his breathing.) I mean youd think the damn jalepeno wouldve cleared up your sinuses, but no!! Thats not enough (Ross jumps over and kisses her.) What are you doing?!
Mike: Hey (He kisses Phoebe)
(She kisses him on the cheek and looks over at the others.)
(He kisses her.)
(He walks over and kisses her.)
Chandler: So, thanks for having me over! Rach. (Goes over, grabs her, and kisses her.) Pheebs. (After a moment while he decides how to kiss her around her belly, grabs her and kisses her.)
Joey: Well, why dont you tell me what youre supposed to be! Huh? Because I sure as hell cant figure it out! I talk to you and nothin. You look at me, and its nothin. (He kisses her) Nothing.
Ross: My God. Rachel! (He walks towards her, grasps her hands and kisses her on the cheek.) Your here. I cant believe it. (She giggles.) What happen? Why are you here?